Let he who has not teleported to a Waffle House cast the first stone through the teleportation device and into the parking lot of a different Waffle House hundreds of miles away.

April showers. ❄️ ⛄️

Couldn’t get the sound right, but here’s what Cape Canaveral rocket launches look from my backyard.

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Move 💃 youtu.be/AoAm4om0wTs

I had thoughts after they started knocking it down. I still have the same thoughts. 🤷‍♀️ Put the money back where it matters. #humans

That time i was interviewed for PBS Arts on Art and Addiction Recovery. (From yesterday’s thread on the work for AlphaHome)

#WeGo 🐄 💩

"Sign o' the Times" "If I Was Your Girlfriend" "U Got the Look" "I Could Never Take the Place of Your Man" On this day in 1987, Prince released Sign O' The Times, the greatest album he ever released, and I will not take any questions.

I just cxl’d my cable and internet. Please cl

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” Probably in a bag of fertilizer. Happy Monday! 🥰 #yardwork #ImOut

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PCA 🥰 Let’s get some runs! #GoCubs

Omg. This is gold

Good morning, kids. Be safe out there. 🥰

Organizers estimate about 10,000 Utahns rallied at the State Capitol Saturday as part of the third nationwide No Kings demonstration against Donald Trump. (Francisco Kjolseth | The Salt Lake Tribune) Read our coverage of today's protests here: www.sltrib.com/news/2026/03...

Protesters march in Moab, Utah as part of the nationwide No Kings 3 demonstration. (Video and photo by Lizzie Ramirez | The Times-Independent)

Utahns are gathering at Washington Square Park in Salt Lake City for the third nationwide No Kings demonstration against Donald Trump. (Rick Egan and Francisco Kjolseth | The Salt Lake Tribune) Read more: www.sltrib.com/news/2026/03...

The tiny tyrants of the Utah legislature are in a snit because the voters won’t just sit down and shut up

“People are scared,” said Isaac Atencio, co-owner of the Fairpark neighborhood’s Culture Coffee and The Salt Lake Barber Co. “The overwhelming sentiment is just kind of horrified. It is a big detriment to the community. It’s a huge detriment to the west side.”

NEW: A federal judge will allow the NAACP to intervene in the DOJ's lawsuit against Lt. Gov. Henderson seeking Utah's voter rolls. The NAACP is siding with the LG, saying she is protecting Utahns' private info. #utpol #Utah

This will work. 😎

LFG!!! 💃

Oh yeah, we are early. Already saw @sambernero.bsky.social and @jrattin.bsky.social . Mrs.Woz @mrswoz.bsky.social will be here very shortly. IT'S OPENING DAY, GO CUBS

The sun is out, the temperature is perfect, the vibes are IMMACULATE. Good morning and Happy Opening Day from Wrigley Field.

Happy opening day! ⚾️ #GoCubsGo

Good morning, kids. Be safe out there. 🥰 🐐

JUST IN: @slcmayor.bsky.social proposes and ordinance change that could effectively block the proposed ICE facility by restricting the amount of WATER it can take... #utpol #Utah

Puppy day. Yay. 🥰

Convo w/the middle bro Me-I’m not concerned about a surgery, I have no one to wipe my a$$ should the need arise. I tried to brush my teeth once with my left hand and gelled my hair in 2 strokes. D-PT options, ice it, see a doc, Brush your teeth first. 💀 Solutions, people. 😎 🤣 #sorry 😔

Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of funk, I will fear no evil, for thou art with me, thy piano and guitar they comfort me. Saaang it, baby. #IGottaTry Aaaaaaamen 🙏🏼

Watching the only industry you spent your life in die is pretty fucking sad. Optimistic after 9/11 Optimistic after 2020 “stuffs” I got nothin’ 2026 <send>

“Take your left hand and place it on the front of your right shoulder. Extend your right arm and run your left hand down your arm down to your thumb. WTF is that pain, man?!?” 😭 Me if I was on a telehealth call lol. 🙃 #IFuckedUp 🤷‍♀️

Construction on a doorjamb. Buddy, this isn’t gonna work for me. 😔

Dog. Horse. Cow. Bunkers. Got your wild, wild, MF’n west riiiiiight here. 💣