This is Archie. He's deaf and doesn't hear when his humans get home. Luckily, his little brother Frankie lets him know with a gentle nudge to make sure he doesn't miss the moment. 14/10 for both (TT: melissamilne)

tfw ALL the emotions hit you upside your head. This is a lot. Take breaks, kids.

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🤔 💯 Good morning, kids. Be safe out there.

Last light for Tuesday. Sunset in Chicago this evening at St Mary of the Angels church.

Not my 1st rodeo, tractor man. 😎 🤣

They just pulled this bad boy outta the field they were going to develop. Maybe it’s not an ideal time to build/extend a subdivision. Hmmm. 🤔 Math is hard. (Especially when the numbers change every fkn day) 🤷‍♀️ Wait and see if they come back and tow the others.

The fun size snickers was better. This is alright. 🙃 🤷‍♀️ #OatmealLife

*makes underarm farty noises* Thank you for your attention to this matter. 🙄 #dafuq

I was wfh for over 15 years. I’m going to start dismantling my office today. Should keep me busy for a few years. 🙃 😔 #ShredBabyShred

This is why this Lake is Superior.

BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.

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50 year mortgage… Sign me up. I’m a few years into a 30 year mortgage I’ll likely never pay off (💀) #odds Let’s go! 🤣 Take that extra couple hundred a month and triple it at the casino. I know what I’m doing. 😎 #lawdhelpus

New oatmeal toppings. #ProofOfMoo 🐄

Billie and Chaka wishing you a happy Caturday. (Okay, Billie did. Chaka is working on his greetings 🐈‍⬛)

Whateva. 😎 Elevate your oatmeal game.

Yup 🖕🏼

Move 😎 💃 youtu.be/jCk3jpSAgJQ

Officials from the Federal Aviation Administration said Wednesday that they plan to reduce air traffic by 10% across 40 markets due to the government shutdown.

Pantry drops > Panty drops #twentytwentyfive

What a cluster. ✈️ 😔 #fuuuuuck

After a borderline fan interference call in the left field stands, a man in a Patriots jacket throws a slice of pizza at the interfering fan

I love you, fence. Stay strong! 🙃

How many days after the time change do we stop saying “yeah but it’s really blah blah o’clock” Asking for my lunch tummy.

“Food is not a privilege, it’s a basic human right,” Senate Minority Leader Luz Escamilla said in a statement. “Every family deserves the security of knowing they can feed their children. Utah has the means to step in and ensure no one goes hungry while we wait for federal action.”

Good morning, kids. ✌️

💔 ✈️ #fuuuuuckallofthis

And another… Sorry if this feels like promo. I just keep finding little gems that i love and want to share them again. This is one of my favorites and also has a collection of the Things With Wings mini series. 🫀 www.patreon.com/posts/101576...

🎶 crushed up fun size Butterfinger in my oatmeeeeeeeal doobie dooobie doooooo! Whateva 😎

🥰 We had the best Monday. ✌️

Our special guest today. Miss Basil 🥰 #Granddoghter

Good morning, kids. Be safe out there. 🫶🏻

Billie would like to discuss the new feeding schedule. 😎

What a series. Great baseball. Congrats LA

JFC

Omg this game. #worldseries

Yay Hockey!! #WorldSeries

I’m so happy for Bo. #worldseries