Good morning, kids. Be safe out there. 🫶🏻

Hey! Hey! Cubs win! End of the regular season 😭 We play Tuesday!!! 💃 (See ya @kaohujames.bsky.social ) Thank you @sambernero.bsky.social and @chicagowoz.bsky.social for taking us with you to the ballpark! ❤️ 🫶🏻 #FlytheW #GoCubsGo

Same, potato. Same.

Have a mountain with some pretty light. 🤷‍♀️

Good morning, kids. Be safe out there. 🫶🏻

C’mon, you can do it. 🌧️

*nerd* #GoCubsGo

The $ I am saving growing my vegetables. Who knew?!?! #SoVeryHungry 🤣

Was it something I said? 🤣 💃

Good morning, kids. Be safe out there. 🫶🏻

[W] #FlytheW #GoCubsGo

*whew* #GoCubsGo

adds “DNR” to bio 🤷‍♀️ #fuckitfriday 🙃

They want $1560 for my new Rx. “Hold please.” Bwahahahahahahaha.

“Beeg stretch!” 😃 Ope. I meant good morning.

happer's hungry for more gold.

Ian Happ. Still a stud. ✅ #GoCubsGo

Dansby! That was wild. 😳 #GoCubsGo

Let’s say a person drank 2 energy shots a day (loaded with B vitamins) for a minimum of 15 years… suddenly stops 8 mos ago and cholesterol has gone up w the past two draws. 🤔 coinkydink? Gonna do my own tests. I am person. 🤷‍♀️

As OIC of this damn house, I need to know what tf hegsuck is doing. #JFC 😔 😳

Good morning, kids. Be safe out there. 🫶🏻

Hit both arms, one hand. 3 new bruises. 1 vial of blood. Coffee in the good hand, priceless. 🥰 ☕️ #fastinglabs

If you’re still here I’m offering discount raptures. HMU Good morning, kids. 😎

I think the makers of Percocet and their generic babies are about to have a bad Tuesday. Good thing they already made their money. *watch for a taco Tuesday regarding this.

Next Stop, Chicagohenge. This evening's setting sun near the United Center on the day of the Autumnal Equinox.

Ngl, I think I missed my calling as a preacher or a teacher. JK Also, I nailed the time on that screenshot. My bestie and I trying to figure out her insurance bs. 😔 It’s too much. 😭

I am Secretariat. Give me my fucking vaccines. 🐎 😎

Good morning, kids. Be safe out there. 🫶🏻

Accurate 🤔

Fun light yesterday

This is hilarious‼️ The “Window Guy” as opening act ‼️

This kid is going places.

Speaking of memorials… Did I tell you I wanted to stuff some biodegradable golf balls with my brothers ashes and tee him up at the lake? My slice and wind concerns… We clear coated his ashes on some lures and took him fishing. Fuckit. Put the fun back in funerals. #HowYaLikeMeNow?

G’mornin kids.

When you add a little water to your shampoo to make it last and shake vigorously, this counts as cardio. You can cancel your gym membership. #MoneyTips 😔

Good morning, kids. Be safe out there. 🫶🏻

It’s no secret - I gamble. 🤷‍♀️ Wednesday they had a vote to disband the HOA. Minimal fees. ATM, won’t make me or break me. What will break me is the springtime tumbleweeds from the field. It’s to be developed. If it’s under the existing HOA, I’m gonna make them clean up their yard! I’m bored. 👋

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Bumping this. I’ve added a fully reclined session that includes staring at the ceiling fan and quietly weeping. Please join us!

Take a break

A soft heart and a functioning brain. Feels like a death sentence. 😔

Old songs hit harder when you’re not the same person anymore.

If you see this post a sunset.