Yes. Yes you are….

A joke a day keeps the gloom away #comicart #joker #batman

Melania Trump infesting the White House with bees is the funniest thing no one's talking about right now #Bees #WhiteHouse

Still waiting for the funds, out of his own bank account, to compensate all the women and girls he has sexually assaulted during his lifetime.

I’ve taken to using the taxpayer funding of public broadcasting as a unit of measure (e.g. The president just told the government to pay 6 times what we paid for NPR and PBS to Jan 6 terrorists)

Just so we're clear: Republicans cheered when Trump pardoned Mr. Packer, shown below wearing his favorite shirt. Now Republicans will pay Packer compensation with your tax dollars because he went to jail for Jan 6 crimes. So you're paying Packer for breaking the law. Republicans love this guy.

Maybe we should storm the Capitol so the next president pays us $1.776 billion. This is the message being sent out. I could use the cash. Time to stage an insurrection.

These racist, uninformed hicks put Trump in power. We caught up with them so they could parrot White House talking points to us that they don’t understand.

A degree doesn't prove you are smart. Making smart decisions does. When you keep voting for one person/party whose policies hurt you, you are a fucking idiot. Every farmer saw how his tariff war affected them in his first term, and voted for it in '20 and '24. We call them stupid because they are.

Free lesson from someone from a rural town: They know. They get told the truth all the time by the few smart people there (teachers and professionals, mainly). Those people get called slurs and ignored, even as the farm fails. Hicks should be shamed and ignored, not platformed.

"These rural voters are not being told the truth, and are being lied to non-stop" should be the title of this. These folks are being lied to, and the title acts like that is normal / OK ?!?? The number of outright lies they believe shows how broken both the US media and the education system is.

Trump is an evil moron, and these rural voters deserve to burn in hell

Reminder: Virginia Giuffre’s original memoir was titled “The Billionaire’s Playboy Club.” It was never released. The title alone tells you this story was never just about Epstein.

Why is every single town getting in America getting a data center? Nothing has ever expanded this quickly in American history with no public approval.

Why should Congress have the right to hide its own sexual harassment files from the public while demanding transparency from everyone else? If taxpayer money was used to settle claims, the public has a right to know who was protected and why. Accountability cannot only apply to ordinary people.

Good morning to everyone still calling for the full release of the Epstein files. The DOJ is now 149 days past deadline. I’ve been reading the files for months, and many of the public narratives about this case are simply not accurate. What other horrors are they hiding?

I imagine this what it’ll be like for a Klansman face reveal in the far future… @ctopley.bsky.social

Trump: “I don’t think about Americans’ financial situation.” There it is. The entire administration summed up in one sentence. #WeCantAffordTrump

The Supreme Court weaponized the Voting Rights Act against the very people it was written to protect. “Destroying Black representation in the South.” Jim Crow 3.0

One man's greed might be diabolical; A second man might be a dunce; One might lie so much, it's pathological; And some might be all 3 at once.

PSA for dudes: You can just buy a new shower curtain liner. They’re like 5 bucks. I promise you it’s worth it. You don’t have to live like this anymore.

I’ll dehumanize the president however I goddamn please

Xi can't believe his luck. All he has to do is get a bunch of children to wave some flags and Trump's so supple he gives him Tawain. He can even publicly insult him not once, but twice.

Q: Biden described Xi as a dictator. Do you think Xi is a dictator? TRUMP: I think President Biden was an incompetent president. He gave us the Iran nuclear deal. (The Iran nuclear deal was actually made by the Obama administration ... )

“Mr. President, are you fucking stupid, sir?” “Mr. President, you’re literally a demented rapist as well as an insurrectionist. Why should anyone believe anything you say?” “Mr. President, you are a disgrace, and I might add, you smell like shit.” What are they gonna do, kick him off the plane?

The Trump administration is forming a $1.7 billion taxpayer-funded slush fund to “compensate” January 6th insurrectionists and other Trump allies who they claim were “wrongfully targeted” by Democrats. abcnews.com/US/trump-poi...

If you're innocent, then you have nothing to hide and no reason to lie. Howard Lutnick said he'd NEVER go back to Epstein Island, and then he went! Brought his wife and kids to that horrible island? Yeah, sure. Howard Lutnick LIED to Congress. Howard Lutnick MUST resign.

You don’t gut the fire department in the middle of wildfire season and then act shocked when everything burns to the ground.

If Trump tries blaming Biden or Obama for the next major virus outbreak, remind people that HIS administration pushed cuts to the CDC, emergency preparedness, biomedical research and the NIH while outbreaks were already popping up and hospitals were already stretched thin. 1/2

Trump has made more money off the presidency than every other president has combined in the last 230+ years.

“I’m told your health secretary cut off a dead raccoon’s penis. May I ask…why?”

Basically….

Republicans can now tell every voter that the leader of their party is going to make them pay $1.7 billion of their hard-earned money in taxes to Oathkeepers & Proud Boys convicted of crimes on J6 as well as others convicted of beating police. All of us have to pay J6 criminals.

Fake hair. Fake tan. Fake smile. Fake teeth. 100% genuine pedophile.

In light of Kash Patel’s ‘VIP Snorkel’ at Pearl Harbor, I’m guessing we’re days away from learning about ‘Pub Crawl’ at Ground Zero.

‘Welcome back to ‘Bro, Do You Even Lift?’ Brought to you by ‘Hammered Sh*t Hard Cider: Put An Apple in Your Ass’ today’s guest is former FBI Director Kash Patel….welcome back, my dude!’ ‘Thanks man, I should say, I wasn’t fired, I stepped aside to focus on drinking & Pornhub.’