really went dark for the sequel

this is, again, a case of someone who has not done any kind of real work in decades (maybe ever, she has a degree in political science and has been doing HR her entire career) who think the bullshit they sleepwalk through every day is work and don't understand why real human beings get tired by it

dude if you're this lazy just make ambient noise

This is true. It is the best email I got this year.

ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life

On Monday, Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani announced the more than 400 people that will serve on 17 committees as part of his transition team, and the list is a doozy. hellgatenyc.com/mamdani-tran...

Democracy dies in dampness

she looks so pissed

thank you tiktok commenter

people who think trump was genuinely charmed by zohran are very sweet and innocent to me. so presh.

re: roblox dude's interview crashout. the thing he wants to say but can't is "at scale, kids are gonna get hurt. that is the price for scale." the thing nobody wants to say out loud is "maybe scaling to a level where harm isn't manageable is bad, and scale should be contained"

trying to lock in my 2026 predictions by Christmas

She was a true believer and the Epstein cover-up shattered her entire world lmao

i love how bsky posters are so eager to appear worldly and wise that they'll jump to say "AND YOU'RE SURPRISED????" to the craziest shit that's ever happened. if bluesky existed on 9/11/01 you fucking bet these people would out here with "obviously, everyone with a brain cell could see this coming"

ope wait this is my stop

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

politicians just be saying stuff bro look at what they do, where they get & how they spend campaign money and govt funding

Loomer having a sad

reminder that it doesn’t matter (to the Trump admin) whether the people they detain have criminal records or not they want to create a culture or mood of fear to scare immigrants into “deporting” themselves :)

you might not know this but if you live in the city and you order food it's very important to open the door while standing straight up and step out and then reach down to pick up your food. otherwise you risk locking eyes with a neighbor in a position i call "the goblin tableau"

Jesus to his disciples:

some of yall

let pope leo fuck

president sheinbaum, California yearns for freeom from our technofascist overlords

RIP Noam Chomsky. He taught me it was OK to falsely report people’s deaths

Arm 👏 the 👏 Jesuits 👏

sic the crusaders on la migra do some stochastic terrorism against them or quiet down with the encyclicals imo. this is just a strongly worded statement, thoughts and prayers, etc

Yeah I like fine art

pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes

All the Epstein emails are like On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote: Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready… On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <[email protected]> wrote: Pop cofn taste good .

googled “is they trapping out the jimmy johns” and this soundcloud link popped up on.soundcloud.com/luBdAzthH2pC...

(90s movie lady leaning over to her friend) uh, dont look? but that guy is totally grinching on you

never make friends online. they’ll just hurt you. betray you. send you threatening texts about Erewon expanding to your city. ☹️😤 subskeeting @pderevere.bsky.social !!!!!!!!

I can never forget this classic:

I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it. All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference. Tanks

If you want to convince evangelicals that immigrants are actually people you have to write a very long essay detailing their entire lives. You have to counter every dogbrained “coming here the right way” argument in advance. And it still probably won’t work because evangelicals can’t or won’t read.

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

happy 41st birthday, to me

Triple labubus