Sure that sounds bad but maybe "access to missile sites" is like "access to health care"?

No it's me, catturd

Replaced is maybe the most visually incredible pixel based game I've ever played, and while it is a platformer of sorts, it plays more like an action game. I honestly can't believe the quality of some of the sprites, I wonder if they used voxels and exported them?

And now we're going to go to brain damage for comment. Brain damage? My name's Dain Bramage, Keith

inside the golden trump statue there are nine anarchists who deeply misjudged how hard it was to do a trojan horse thing with a statue

is it just me or does gen z dress like shit? yall look like the background of a Dawson's Creek party

in essence he's right, he's firing multimillion dollar missiles at butterflies. and this is why your libraries are closed on the weekends and your grandfather is working a retail job at 80

there are many funny things going on here but the #1 has to be that's not a horse, man

I'll be honest, this is the rare occasion when Trump said almost verbatim what any normal president would say? They do have it under control, it is a well understood virus, it is not known to be highly transmissible and we do have (our remaining..) scientists on it. No weird tangents about enemies

they should just quash this once and for all by filming a video where Graham Platner debates 20 Nazis

The people who want to ban SSRIs obviously either don't take them or lie about it. They are conspiratorial eugenicists who think the public are sheeple and want to take meds away for the sole purpose of taunting them w/ "fuck you, bootstrap it" www.reuters.com/business/hea...

No no no. Leftists should endorse Susan Collins.

has it occurred to you the pentagon UFO investigators might have been assigned that job for a Fox Mulder type reason tho

huh. I think i should buy it

I've sort of been at a loss for words the past two days, so I'm going to let Jared's thread on Laura here speak for itself. Her work came out of a genuine and heartfelt place. She wanted the world to be a better place and was willing to fight for it. That vision cost her a lot, but she clung to it.

Second: In his early career, James O'Keefe was working a table at an event that featured white nationalist movement figures idavox.com/index.php/20...

There are many things we wouldn't know without the tireless work that Laura put in. I'll share just a couple stories that were only possible because she watched the racist right like a hawk. First: Jack Posobiec collaborated with neo-Nazis who later plotted violence www.huffpost.com/entry/jeffre...

Rest in Power to Laura Sennett, a longtime photojournalist and antiracist activist with @onepeoplesproject.bsky.social who spend decades documenting, tracking, and countering the racist far-right. Knowing her was a blessing, and her memory will carry on with all of those she spent her life helping.

Excited to live in a country where you can mail someone a handgun but not an abortion pill

is the postdoc speak in the city council room with us right now

the web version of adobe photoshop sucks pretty bad and has a terrible unintuitive UI for a company that is trying to turn itself into SaaS gave up after 5 minutes of not being able to figure out how to shrink a canvas without cropping the image and just used Paint instead.

WIDOW'S BAY DROPPED EARLY

CASE DISMISSED

i've been getting more folks telling me about this and it's not anything i agreed to. it's been stolen like AI steals. please vandalize it if and when you see it.

Trump’s a demented, bigoted, narcissistic, vulgar, cowardly, fairly insightful about Bill Maher, vindictive, evil man.

OK imagine Graham Platner as a giant cartoon steak. Would you vote for him now? No? You're not going to vote for the giant cartoon steak? You stupid idiot

Porch Fest Porch Fest Porch Fest!

Some useful public speaking tips from Freud here.

for some reason my desktop background software reverted to all images instead of images in user/documents/pictures/backgrounds. anyhow I just walked into my office to see this on all of the monitors

Hard for me to imagine a combination of words I give less a fuck about

do you think Trump knows who Mario is? what about Luigi

would hitler be good at podcasts because I think he wouldn't be actually

It's on episode 4 man slate.com/culture/2026...

cat

Cracking up at logging onto Bluesky and seeing a stream of Susan Collins endorsements

bluesky, a hotbed of support for Susan Collins,

two years later, the Tactical AI SWAT Truck That Can Inaccurately Target Random People seems like a much more realistic trend than I might have given it credit for.

Wait, are we still on method actor Black Noir 2? I could have sworn we're one or two Noir deaths past him

oh yeah?

Amidst the Comey seashells indictment, Todd Blanche shores up his standing with Trump.

Relax. Breathe. You are trapped in a corporeal body but I assure you this is a merely temporary state of affairs

curse you bluesky... i can't even fully clear my name of my various username allegations via my username

I bought stab bot to kill my many guileless bastard children but it turns out if you just turn it on it has no GPS function.

Calling it now that there will be an unprecedented sale price on Trump branded passports.

Today’s development: Assembling the prototype for The Reason Why, a 5 player game about allocating blame for the Charge of the Light Brigade:

excited to announce i am the new Department of Justice after promising to arrest whoever Jane Fonda is

what's with the NYT's headline policy anyways? the only times I can remember editing a headline were corrections/mistakes, updates, for a joke, etc and usually disclosed. I'm a little confused by what seems like a policy of rampant stealth editing?

Replying to @catturd2.bsky.social Tears for a credit card? I have wept for less—a cold pie, a lost wager, a wench's frown. But let these agents buy and sell; I'll keep my purse in my codpiece and my wits about me. A man may trust a thief, but never a machine that cannot be bribed with sack.

someone should really check if anyone recently placed a million dollar Polymarket / Kalshi bet on Comey being indicted again today