look ma i'm dragging bodies

every now and then i read some mention of armies "foraging" where the author clearly doesn't know that doesn't actually mean foraging. soldiers are not out there looking for edible berries man

We are almost at the point where we can let people text and drive, Musk says. In the next month or two, we will allow you to text and drive, essentially, he says to wild applause. No word of Tesla taking legal responsibility if the car crashes when you are texting, which is what actually matters

Optimus robots will just kinda follow criminals around and make sure they don't commit crimes again, so we can eliminate prisons. These are all things Elon Musk is literally saying.

pretty surprised to hear that (at least according to Ebert) Frankenstein and Predator: Badlands are apparently both 4/4 and the best film adaptations of their respective franchises

catwoman didn't vote (felon); joker didn't vote; poison ivy and bane voted mamdani (left-wing); mr. freeze, scarecrow, and harley quinn voted for mamdani (edpol); killer croc, two-face, and clayface voted for cuomo. penguin voted for adams (also on the turkish payroll).

...Like an attendee at a human trafficking auction in a Liam Neeson movie?

Personally, I see Zohran as a sort of rich genetic template for an unethical socialist mayoral cloning program

ouch

Fellow Republicans, the answer is clear. No more elections

It's funny the right is pretending Zohran's some frothing maniac when in reality it's far worse for them: he's got Obama level charisma

I'm reporting here LIVE from the Upper West Side, where Bane's Army has put down arms and joined the government

gotta give it to the post's cover game, like obviously it's anti but they also know half of brooklyn is getting this framed

actual unedited clip of the cuomo wrap party

Republicans have a big problem- they've so singularly committed to Trump that all these elections become referendums on him, but also don't show up to vote when he's not literally on the ballot

Gentleman, we've created the perfect, unstoppable centrist candidate for mayor. His only weakness is that he has to be elected

HUSBAND: You have a package. ME: Oh, it's just a book. HUSBAND: What the fuck, it has a giant swastika on it? [It's a copy of "The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich."]

[extremely 2016 campaign voice] 𝐼𝑛 𝑎 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑙𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠, ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑎 𝑣𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑎𝑙 𝑡𝑖𝑡𝑎𝑛.

"A rising tide sinks all boats!"

what is it with japanese survival horror games and one of the enemies or jump scares just being a giant head

I’m at Arkansas/16th NW in Washington DC, where a group of federal agents (5-6 cars) are standing around a car with a small child. The parent doesn’t appear to be present. One officer told me “to use the hashtag #rapist when you posted the video.” They seem to be waiting for someone.

On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.

happy HELLoween. LADIES and GHOULS prepare to scream your GUTS OUT because NORAD has just detected an ICBM headed towards CHICAGO

For those wondering, a data center in space would be a horrible idea due to the little known phenomena of "heat"

sorry what. did this guy read the fucking bible

I asked Microsoft PR about this—specially the DHS using Halo IP to recruit for ICE—and the company declined to comment.

A House of Dynamite was a little terrifying. no hail mary offramps, like with Fail-Safe

I may have developed an unhealthy relationship with Factorio

want to die inside a little? harpers.org/archive/2025...

Me and @catturd2.bsky.social adopting a third cat. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/21/u...

also explains in advance why the heist will never be solved

until I read the cast list for The Monkey I did not know Theo James existed. every single time I have seen him I thought he was James Franco

you don't say

Larry 3 update: him and Larry 2 are cool. But Larry 1 keeps yeowling at me in what I am translating as "i HATE the kitten. I HATE the kitten"

I mean yeah this was the original bit but it's sorta whatever now and I'm just setting up a years long pretext to steal the catturd2 trademark

Check out this crispy pixel art from Jones in the Fast Lane (1991)

none of these will be built

I think its more that the lib exodus from twitter means they're expanding to new sources of low hanging rage bait

Advertise on Twitter! Our CEO loves leading harassment lynch mobs against brands at random

Tomorrow morning, Posting Through It listeners are getting #LOOMERED

Sir, a third cat has hit the McKay household

Sir, a third cat has hit the McKay household

the difference between IT (1990) and IT (2017) is that in the 1990 one Pennywise is a real dick

I feel like, as a gamer, I could easily beat Stephen King's IT

So like... are we supposed to assume Stephen King's IT is a being that has devoured entire planets and civilizations in orgies of fear and is now just kind of down on its luck

uh shutting down MMWR is, in no uncertain terms, crisis level damage for dissemination of accurate info throughout the medical profession

This just in: The Hague (which has no connection to the Nobels I think but you'd be forgiven for thinking so?) has just been flooded with Deals Gas

Let's all confess something. I'll start: I thought Mare of Easttown was about horses

I have just been informed that the Nobel Prize Committee has been eliminated in a targeted peace strike