Uh oh, it's me, Tiny Tom, the thieving Christmas goblin! Gimme uh.. gimme those, gimme your uh ornaments

Oh my god.

SCHRODINGER: (kicking box) why won't this cat SHUT THE FUCK UP

the fires are glowing you'll reap what they're sowing it's mass death and fear it's the most Huns-derful time of the year there'll be javelins throwing and skull piles are growing your time is near!

ICYMI: wrote about Trump’s war on the left and the politics of grievance the administration has come to rely on.

Despite what you may hear, antifa supersoldiers are not running Portland. (Unfortunately.) For @thebaffler.com, I wrote about Trump's war on the left, NSPM-7, and his administration's new attempts to mobilize the ressentiment of its supporters. thebaffler.com/latest/phant...

Has this guy ever said something, uh, not stupid

morons

Its so funny they were promoting Jake Paul for this fight as a "boxing disruptor" www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

A notification from CBS' 60 Minutes that a report scheduled to air in this evening's program about El Salvador's notorious Centro de Confinamiento del Terrorismo (CECOT) mega-prison has been postponed.

if the velociraptor escaped the paddock I would simply close the door real slowly while staring at it until it ran back inside

i realize that i am the only person on earth who is interested in this but it is genuinely insane that it is possible to one-shot a computer into producing this particular document claude.ai/public/artif...

How dare you Google the same thing as me. I should have you killed

It's a whole genre it's beautiful

Trump’s Justice Department began releasing records on Jeffrey Epstein Friday. However, it refused to release all of its Epstein files. @andrewperez.bsky.social & @swin24.bsky.social explain how the publishing of the redacted Epstein files failed to comply with the law. 🔗: zeteo.com/p/trump-epst...

Historians say "murdered by zoomer with incomprehensible politics" was one of the leading causes of death in the mid 21st century- to be exceeded only by "Climate, Miscellaneous"

can I say something without everyone getting mad

It's so weird that Oracle gets TikTok. Like, it's the company from Dilbert

Damn it sure would be embarrassing for the writer of this if there were any medical conditions where people could walk but not for long distances

I don't think aphantasia has ever been studied for any correlation to artistic ability and the current thinking is it isn't related AFAIK, though I have no idea how being a 1 wouldn't make drawing much easier

welcome to derry is unfortunately another one of those shows that gets brain damage in the last few episodes

its funny being like a 4.5 on this scale. on the one hand, when I close my eyes there is no apple just the whispering darkness. and on the other there are entire religions based on making the fucking apple go away for once

FBI Says Self Driving Tesla In Mass Killing Was Not Ideologically Motivated

staring at this like one of the guys from the second jurassic park movie stare at the boat with the t rex that hits the dock

Sir, that’s a child and I hate to say this but I could beat him in a fight with almost no effort.

they made a gollum game and it looks janky as hell store.steampowered.com/app/1265780/...

Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.

I’m sorry but why is the head of cbs news on tv herself

this is like reading one of those obscure-video-game wikia pages where the author got mad halfway through

Pflugerville has fallen

it is irresponsible to tell children that they don't need to learn calculus. like, they don't, but they don't need to know that

A single pair of bolt cutters.

tfw all three Larrys hit at once

I think this is a stupid question, actually

WATCH: New reporting from the New York Times reveals Andrew Tate’s release from Romania—where he faced rape and human trafficking charges—may have involved powerful allies, including Barron Trump. Pulitzer-prize winning investigative reporter Megan Twohey joins to discuss.

pathetic. we are returning to the era of robber baron-sponsored, explicitly patron-allied, yellow journalism.

I mean, the Penn student newspaper isn't wrong, but www.instagram.com/p/DSH1X4EDwP...

excited to announce I have taken a job as Head of Seed Oils

lol

I think when Olivia Nuzzi looks at RFK Jr., she sees a giant, juicy cartoon steak. It's the only explanation.

NIMBYs have gotten wise that they shouldn't lead with it, but the demise of streateries in DC is going to be entirely due to loud angry car owners who demand endless parking everywhere

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes

Did you know that a man ranking photos of half-naked men based on their sexiness is the most heterosexual thing you can do?

Shouldn’t this piece come with a disclaimer that, as Nuzzi said on Instagram, Lisa Taddeo “helped with the book”…? airmail.news/issues/2025-...

this shit is so tiresome airmail.news/issues/2025-...

lmao

I have sexted the RFK that was in the primary and who you were probably saving for Cheryl. forgive me he was odoriferous unvaxxed and so old

Friends know I nearly killed myself writing it. I tried something different from other Trump-era books about the right. It emphasizes ordinary lives over extremists. There's also stuff about what was happening inside SPLC and... it doesn't exactly measure up to the standards of a civil rights org!