You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?

Why doesn't Robby Starbuck just learn Spanish? Is he stupid?

lol

Counterpoint: no serious person in the Twin Cities is worried about any meaningful amount of "destruction" by observers/protestors. Get real.

can I say something without everyone getting mad

if you elect me, Uncle Baby Billy, to be Governor Uncle Baby Billy, I will bring back them whales. I will bring back that whale oil and the precious, amber... amber- ambergris. [Muttering to self] Sounds like a, goddamn, Cajun dish.

im just coming up with bangers roughly every 12-72 hours

I fixed the dick someone drew in snow on the car

Now, Captain Uncle Baby Billy's Titanic ain't gonna sink. Captain Uncle Baby Billy's Titanic is gonna fly.

you're telling me that ancient fucking Rome at one point was more strict than us on SCOTUS schmoozing?

now Tsar Uncle Baby Billy is gonna look into all these reports of, evil Boyars, now. And if any of them Boyars are evil, well, Tsar Uncle Baby Billy will send 'em, well, he'll send them right on down to the Siberia.

oh no whatever will we do without the department of homeland security

7 days after cancer surgery. I will stand with @postguild.bsky.social til my lungs collapse. also reunited with @karenattiah.bsky.social

Why doesn't Donald Trump just restore democracy? Is he stupid?

Kingdom makes medieval Korea/the Joseon dynasty look like one of the crappiest places in history. Even the food that isn't human flesh looks terrible

The year is 2026. The American president has kidnapped you to a Black Site unless you confess that Sleepy Joe stole Georgia

OPINION: Humans Should Be Slightly Smaller So We Can Easily Consume Them BY: your cat

it’s okay if you order food every night and think you’re saving money because you don’t know how to cook. I just think you’re a little stupid, is all 💙

stupid roman early christian teens. always martyring themselves

postapocalyptic historians be like "Jeffrey Epstein was a pre-War American man known for the astonishing number of surviving jpegs [47] picturing him"

just fired up rimworld after not playing since 2026, installed the progression modpack and holy shit it's like Rimworld 2

After years of raising money off of our legitimate fear of fascism, this is how meekly the current iteration of SPLC responds to ICE agents executing people in the streets:

from: jeffrey [[email protected]] i hear you're group is called mmm bop

Wag the Dog is an incredible movie I had somehow never heard of

for the record I mentioned it gizmodo.com/huh-bill-gat...

You think my misfortune is funny? You bullies won't be laughing when I die of getting hit by a clown car nowhere even vaguely near a circus

Chris Rufo is so upset about the Minneapolis protests that he is resorting to anti-Nordic racism christopherrufo.com/p/the-curse-...

If you answer “No” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago

Melania review – Trump film is a gilded trash remake of The Zone of Interest

OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in. *Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"

moo

the most unrealistic thing about The Pitt is all the sandwiches being handed out. I have been in the ER numerous times and motherfucker there has never been a free sandwich

Just another constitutional crisis flashing by like a fucking cow beside the highway

Every law enforcement agency in America knows how to manage the car after an arrest at a traffic stop. The Trump DHS leaves them open on the road like that to terrorize the rest of us. A nationwide policy.

"I didn't say I wanted to. I said I will" got damn

“.. U.S. Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard speaks on the phone while standing inside a vehicle loaded with boxes outside the Fulton County Election Hub and Operation Center after the FBI executed a search warrant there.” @reuters.com

Buddy is apparently getting his wish, and I would like the majority of my followers who are white dudes from Georgia to think very carefully about what right any of you think you have to stay out of this

Dilbert? That doesn't sound very American. Provide proof of citizenship or you're being detained

I want to know whether they put these guys back on the street with guns in their hands in the meantime. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

i think this is a real big card you get the right to play maybe once in your entire career, if you are a beloved nationally renowned anchor, and it is literally mother's day, and you're doing it as a bit www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

Tuesday morning: New CBS boss promises “huge emphasis on scoops.” Tuesday evening: CBS Evening News anchor interviews his mom. www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

ah, we're doing Stupid Machiavelli

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

DHS's assistant secretary for public affairs denied posting an except of the song "We'll Have Our Home Again" to The New York Times, after I pointed out to the reporter they shared it on Instagram. She said it had "no relation" to the song performed by members of the Mannerbund. (It does.)

A traveler from an antique land--great guy--said to me with tears in his eyes "Sir, two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert." And I said wow, that's really something. But we'll be building a big beautiful statue to my hubris and it will stand for eternity

CBP chief Bovino has confirmed that the officers who executed Alex Pretti in the street yesterday are not only *not on administrative leave,* they have all been reassigned to other jurisdictions and are all on the street today. This is totally unheard of for any officer-involved shooting