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cybersec reporter. never given $50k in a shoebox to some guys
lol, this appears to be an ad for a company that charges "typically 60-80% lower" than a lawyer to defend students against ChatGPT charges
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Welcome to DC, our nation's beloved capital. Anyhow we put this guy on every street corner
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Christ just look at this stupid asshole
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honestly low key mad someone as lame as Bobby got this cool a Trump tombstone quote
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Kelsey Atherton
5 days ago
to the tune of
youtu.be/n0icWlgfryY?...
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The male restroom at the Polymarket Pop Up in DC is disgusting. There's a long and broad enough enough .2 inch puddle that everyone who has to use the urinal splashes. This is not Polymarket's fault but I feel like it was fair to bring this up in the context of their brand image.
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I'm at the Polymarket Pop Up I'm being held prisoner on John McAfee's boat I'm at the combination Polymarket Pop Up John McAfee prison boat
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Philip Bump
6 days ago
The newsletter is out! This week has maps: maps of language, maps of knowledge, maps of deaths, maps of geographic anomalies. Free maps. Getcher free maps here.
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Visualizations of our conversations
This week I bestow upon you, through an abundance of my well-established generosity, a series of maps offering different perspectives on the American experience. As you would therefore expect, we will...
https://www.howtoreadthisch.art/visualizations-of-our-conversations/?ref=how-to-read-this-chart-newsletter&attribution_id=69bd8b512b86460001c73e09&attribution_type=post
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Chris Ingraham
5 days ago
what in the everloving fuck is the Economist EIC hoping to accomplish by interviewing Carlson??
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This would have been funnier if it was James Comey
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This is very, very unfortunate and I think it's fair to say Tucker humiliates her in this exchange (or would, if not for his hideous laugh)
x.com/DropSiteNews...
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Drop Site on X: "Tucker Carlson challenges The Economistâs editor-in-chief to define Israelâs âright to existâ https://t.co/kRRMn5ji3m" / X
Tucker Carlson challenges The Economistâs editor-in-chief to define Israelâs âright to existâ https://t.co/kRRMn5ji3m
https://x.com/DropSiteNews/status/2035196391056719941?s=20
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New stray friend acquired
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just finished The Chair Company and well done and fuck you too Tim Robinson
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What's cannabis? âïžđ„”
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6 days ago
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I love getting high on my own posts and thinking I'm smart. The things that I post when I'm doing that should be taken seriously btw
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I know I'm quoting the annoying guy but I think the annoying guy is mostly just being annoying and you should feel free not to be annoyed by it
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here's my pitch for saving local news: reporters should aggressively insider trade on whatever they learn from their sources about
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The Great Gatsby is clearly just hanging out with the Jewish mob because they're pretty chill actually. Like they're pretty nice
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Gatsby is completely useless without a machine gun and anachronistic enemy tactics. imagine slaughtering three German divisions only to get whacked in your pool by a jilted husband.
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contributing to the debate about "antisemitism on the left" by wailing endlessly
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well yeah
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I feel like I'm the only one who notices that Khomeini looked exactly like Sean Connery
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They're calling it one of the biggest bleps of all time
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Unicorn Riot
9 days ago
Nine Prairieland Defendants Found Guilty in First âAntifaâ Test Case The guilty verdict in Texas marks a significant blow to protest movements under the Trump administration, which is criminalizing a wide range of historically protected activity.
unicornriot.ninja/2026/nine-pr...
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Nine Prairieland Defendants Found Guilty in First 'Antifa' Test Case - UNICORN RIOT
Fort Worth, TX â After two days of deliberations, a jury in the contentious Prairieland trial found all nine defendants guilty on a list of federal crimes. The decision marks a significant blow to pro...
https://unicornriot.ninja/2026/nine-prairieland-defendants-found-guilty-in-first-antifa-test-case/
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If I was a cyberpunk I would have just let Keanu Reeves take over my brain and make me super hot too. They won't tell you that in the game but that would have been the best possible outcome
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if there's one thing I believe from the last year it's that the modern day leftist, protest, lib resistance, whatever you want to call it- it can't afford to be cliquey anymore
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"The island is not, in my opinion, boots on the ground in combat circumstances." -- Fallschirmjager commander about to go into Crete
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spent five minutes coming up with the lyric "i like my bitches farm to table, manic for organic in my stable" for some reason
9 days ago
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I'm famous!
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I didn't have have expectations for High on Life 2 because the first one was produced by a pedophile but it really won me over when your talking knife begs to go to MurderCon
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[frank sinatra posting to reddit] i used to know bobby's kid and he was a creep then
13 days ago
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fellas is there any positive masculinity way to bring up to your 50 year old male friend that you know he is in the Mafia
13 days ago
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tfw you're losing the scrabble game because you just cannot fucking let the combo go
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Standplaats KrakĂłw could really use some cash!
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I think my favorite part about this one is that the second sausage is exactly as thick just twice as long
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i have literally never heard someone refer to themselves as a visionary. psycho shit
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my collection of evil corporate hats continues to grow
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nothing?
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straights are such a fucking mess right now. also there's the Iran thing
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to reiterate my stance on how every single fucking discourse ever needs to stop being about jeffrey fucking epstein Here's a thread full of thousands of people who are convinced Jeffrey Epstein pushed Activision to put monetized loot boxes in Call of Duty
www.reddit.com/r/explainitp...
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From the explainitpeter community on Reddit: Found this on fb with, of course, zero context. Can you Explain It Peter?
Explore this post and more from the explainitpeter community
https://www.reddit.com/r/explainitpeter/comments/1rqywy5/found_this_on_fb_with_of_course_zero_context_can/
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David_j_roth
16 days ago
Very excited that we're somehow getting another day of discourse out of The Florsheim Affair, one of the most delightful stories of this awful last year and change. Keep on clompin' boys!
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Report: President Donald Trump Is Giving 'All The Boys' Dress Shoes That Don't Fit Right | Defector
It goes without saying that there is a great deal of Psychology going on in Donald Trumpâs second term. None of it is especially complicated, because the people involved are without exception clammy, ...
https://defector.com/report-president-donald-trump-is-giving-all-the-boys-dress-shoes-that-dont-fit-right
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Sometimes I wonder whether this tarrifs shit isn't an senile old man obsession but like a straightforward protection racket
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a few months ago I emailed a web domain company asking how much
gooners.com
cost as a joke (it's like $50k) and the sales lady won't stop emailing me asking if I've renewed my interest in
gooners.com
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I am running for president on a platform of just kidnapping world leaders for some reason. This has never been done bef [aide whispers in my ear]
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steps one and two are the only parts of this chart that are even vaguely true lol
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if you fuck an alien you can get an STD (spacially transmitted disease). thank you
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so much porn in the Trump tweet replies these days
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X being like ~75% porn i have certainly not hit "follow" on popping up on my feed when i open it now is certainly something
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I think Children of Men is fundamentally about humility and bearing witness to miracles
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