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cybersec reporter. never given $50k in a shoebox to some guys
look ma i'm dragging bodies
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every now and then i read some mention of armies "foraging" where the author clearly doesn't know that doesn't actually mean foraging. soldiers are not out there looking for edible berries man
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e.w. niedermeyer
2 days ago
We are almost at the point where we can let people text and drive, Musk says. In the next month or two, we will allow you to text and drive, essentially, he says to wild applause. No word of Tesla taking legal responsibility if the car crashes when you are texting, which is what actually matters
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e.w. niedermeyer
2 days ago
Optimus robots will just kinda follow criminals around and make sure they don't commit crimes again, so we can eliminate prisons. These are all things Elon Musk is literally saying.
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pretty surprised to hear that (at least according to Ebert) Frankenstein and Predator: Badlands are apparently both 4/4 and the best film adaptations of their respective franchises
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rev. howard arson
3 days ago
catwoman didn't vote (felon); joker didn't vote; poison ivy and bane voted mamdani (left-wing); mr. freeze, scarecrow, and harley quinn voted for mamdani (edpol); killer croc, two-face, and clayface voted for cuomo. penguin voted for adams (also on the turkish payroll).
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...Like an attendee at a human trafficking auction in a Liam Neeson movie?
3 days ago
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Personally, I see Zohran as a sort of rich genetic template for an unethical socialist mayoral cloning program
3 days ago
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ouch
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Fellow Republicans, the answer is clear. No more elections
4 days ago
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It's funny the right is pretending Zohran's some frothing maniac when in reality it's far worse for them: he's got Obama level charisma
4 days ago
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I'm reporting here LIVE from the Upper West Side, where Bane's Army has put down arms and joined the government
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gotta give it to the post's cover game, like obviously it's anti but they also know half of brooklyn is getting this framed
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vanoreo
4 days ago
actual unedited clip of the cuomo wrap party
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Republicans have a big problem- they've so singularly committed to Trump that all these elections become referendums on him, but also don't show up to vote when he's not literally on the ballot
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Gentleman, we've created the perfect, unstoppable centrist candidate for mayor. His only weakness is that he has to be elected
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hannah gais
4 days ago
HUSBAND: You have a package. ME: Oh, it's just a book. HUSBAND: What the fuck, it has a giant swastika on it? [It's a copy of "The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich."]
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[extremely 2016 campaign voice] ๐ผ๐ ๐ ๐ค๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ก๐ , โ๐ ๐๐๐ข๐โ๐ก ๐ก๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ฃ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ก๐๐๐ ๐ก๐๐ก๐๐.
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"A rising tide sinks all boats!"
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4 days ago
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what is it with japanese survival horror games and one of the enemies or jump scares just being a giant head
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hannah gais
5 days ago
Iโm at Arkansas/16th NW in Washington DC, where a group of federal agents (5-6 cars) are standing around a car with a small child. The parent doesnโt appear to be present. One officer told me โto use the hashtag
#rapist
when you posted the video.โ They seem to be waiting for someone.
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Andrew Mueller
8 days ago
On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.
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happy HELLoween. LADIES and GHOULS prepare to scream your GUTS OUT because NORAD has just detected an ICBM headed towards CHICAGO
8 days ago
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For those wondering, a data center in space would be a horrible idea due to the little known phenomena of "heat"
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8 days ago
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sorry what. did this guy read the fucking bible
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Nicole Carpenter
12 days ago
I asked Microsoft PR about thisโspecially the DHS using Halo IP to recruit for ICEโand the company declined to comment.
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A House of Dynamite was a little terrifying. no hail mary offramps, like with Fail-Safe
11 days ago
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I may have developed an unhealthy relationship with Factorio
14 days ago
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want to die inside a little?
harpers.org/archive/2025...
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The Goon Squad, by Daniel Kolitz
Loneliness, pornโs next frontier, and the dream of endless masturbation
https://harpers.org/archive/2025/11/the-goon-squad-daniel-kolitz-porn-masturbation-loneliness/
15 days ago
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hannah gais
17 days ago
Me and
@catturd2.bsky.social
adopting a third cat.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/21/u...
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Bear Breaks Into California Zoo to Mingle With Other Bears
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/21/us/bear-zoo-california.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare
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also explains in advance why the heist will never be solved
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20 days ago
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until I read the cast list for The Monkey I did not know Theo James existed. every single time I have seen him I thought he was James Franco
20 days ago
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you don't say
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20 days ago
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Larry 3 update: him and Larry 2 are cool. But Larry 1 keeps yeowling at me in what I am translating as "i HATE the kitten. I HATE the kitten"
21 days ago
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I mean yeah this was the original bit but it's sorta whatever now and I'm just setting up a years long pretext to steal the catturd2 trademark
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21 days ago
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Retro Tech Dreams
21 days ago
Check out this crispy pixel art from Jones in the Fast Lane (1991)
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none of these will be built
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22 days ago
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I think its more that the lib exodus from twitter means they're expanding to new sources of low hanging rage bait
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22 days ago
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Advertise on Twitter! Our CEO loves leading harassment lynch mobs against brands at random
23 days ago
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Jared Holt
27 days ago
Tomorrow morning, Posting Through It listeners are getting
#LOOMERED
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Wizened Unc ๐ต๐ธ๐๐๐ฎ๐ฑโน๐
27 days ago
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Sir, a third cat has hit the McKay household
27 days ago
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Sir, a third cat has hit the McKay household
27 days ago
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the difference between IT (1990) and IT (2017) is that in the 1990 one Pennywise is a real dick
28 days ago
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I feel like, as a gamer, I could easily beat Stephen King's IT
28 days ago
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So like... are we supposed to assume Stephen King's IT is a being that has devoured entire planets and civilizations in orgies of fear and is now just kind of down on its luck
28 days ago
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uh shutting down MMWR is, in no uncertain terms, crisis level damage for dissemination of accurate info throughout the medical profession
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This just in: The Hague (which has no connection to the Nobels I think but you'd be forgiven for thinking so?) has just been flooded with Deals Gas
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29 days ago
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Let's all confess something. I'll start: I thought Mare of Easttown was about horses
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I have just been informed that the Nobel Prize Committee has been eliminated in a targeted peace strike
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