the NASA Weezer expedition was lost with all hands

I don't like Idiocracy's weird eugenics stuff. However, you have to admit this looks exactly like something the stupid people in Idiocracy would make

Jeffrey Dahmer eat your heart out

the year is 2089. neozoomers storm the Capitol shouting "Christ is King" (referring to Christ the rapper)

lol

I feel like Demi Moore must have had so much fun making The Substance lol

Mr. President, the Furries have broken cultural containment. Leading Japanimologists are comparing this to the plot twist of Dragon Ball introducing Majin Buu

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

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Sorry, why does the FTC have a Tom of Finland statue outside?

Today in unhelpful AI suggestions

From an Atlantic editor. I cannot get over how the entire centrist hivemind is attempting to wish into existence a person, and a movement, that does not exist. You are journalists, you are supposed to describe things as they are, not how you want them to be!

he has put in the work & is probably the most labor-active SAG/AFTRA president since William Daniels (Ken Howard is right in that group too, though, and ALSO played a future president in 1776) — Sean Astin shows that a charmed-life upbringing is no barrier to being a dirt-knuckled trade unionist

[gen z streamer voice] yo im about to open this weird book called the NINTH GATE, what do you think chat

Me reaping, me reaping, me reaping, me reaping, me - wait a sec

one reason to want real gun control is that we wouldn't have to sit around endlessly going "what does the shooter's use of this obscure meme tell us about his views on society" bc he wouldn't be a shooter bc he wouldn't have a gun. he would just be....some guy. sounds better, right?

OpenAI’s $300B deal with Oracle. Red Sea cable cuts disrupting Azure. AWS + Azure rolling out new policies. Qualcomm + Google Cloud push into autos. This week’s Scale: mailchi.mp/pluralsightn...

just trying to enjoy this little period before we enter the unending maw, where we can still stare at the maw and the maw stares back at us

If I don't see multiple ~media reporters~ columns about the extraordinarily irresponsible Wall Street Journal report from yesterday morning — and their extensive promotion of that inflammatory report — you all should just pack up and go home.

incredible

Mainstream pundits have instantly sanitized and ignored Charlie Kirk's core political project and its impacts. He has been remembered by the mainstream press as someone they merely disagreed with, a debate me-guy whose words and actions had zero consequences: www.404media.co/charlie-kirk...

this is misinformation and I expect better from you. the AI bubble can be traced back to 2021 when the 49ers drafted Trey Lance, putting the bay area into a prolonged hysteria where value became disconnected from outcomes

lol

like sorry but this is just objectively not true? what percentage of people even know who he was

beginning to suspect i underestimated how much of fascism is enthusiastically underwritten in advance by capital just like, as a bet on future returns

it's cool that the flag at half staff used to mean something and now it's just that the President is sad

the rightwing loves to be like “this is the moment we become the nazi party”

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It says something about Roberts in particular if his “status quo” means *after* Trump did something illegal but *before* judges told Trump to hold his horses.

You have received... (56)... messages. Message one: Dan, it's Kash. I'm not at work today, can you handle this? TeleMessage me back. Thanks.

FBI AGENT 1: Who's in command? FBI AGENT 2: Yes. FBI AGENT 1: No, I mean who's in command? FBI AGENT 2: Who's in command. FBI AGENT 1: The name of the commander? FBI AGENT 2: Who?

I just spooked a rat that was carrying away a crabapple and it dropped its crabapple :(

Did you know theres an entire community devoted to getting rich quick with cubes of Osmium

i cannot believe they are expecting us to play along with this "might not be his signature" farce and that a lot of people actually are, i feel like ive lost my goddam mind

Why isn't Carrion Comfort an HBO show by now?

the Trump admin's deportations to arbitrary, poor African countries is literally a racist joke right? like someone (probably Stephen Miller) decided it was uproarious to send detainees to Uganda or Eswatini or whatever.

"not even X" yeah right

Exclusive: Cindy Cohn, longtime director of the Electronic Frontier Foundation, is leaving the group after 25 years. The decision was announced at a meeting this afternoon. I sat down w/ Cohn to discuss her victories, unfinished battles, and the future of privacy, encryption, and corporate power.

you really have to step back and admire it: they just released a winking SIGNED love note from the sitting US president to the most notorious pedophile sex trafficker in history, and nothing much is happening

Look, I never took money from Elon. He simply made me the exclusive Twitter Files reporter, which vastly increased the traffic to my website and the number of subscribers, so I could parrot his propaganda. Oh and I make money from traffic on Elon's website. But I took no money.

thank you for weighing in, Matt Taibbi! again that's OWNED by @eoinhiggins.bsky.social, available anywhere fine books are sold

This is horrifying but I do gotta say that it’s hilarious that this kid did a homemade “God’s Not Dead” professor scene. They have a bright future in conservative propaganda

Seriously, don't people ever get tired of subscribing to Matt Taibbi's Substack where his publishing output is 99% whining about how he's being treated very unfairly?

good lord, I just realized his signature is an illegible "Donald"

idk about you guys but i have better things to do than endlessly theorize about a pedophile

Force is the supreme authority from which all other authority is derived. Would you like to know more?

A group of ICE and MPD officers pulling over two men on mopeds. At least one car had no plates. Both men were released. Incident happened at Columbia Rd NW between 15th and 16th Sts.

what? has this person ever been to a nightclub?

yeah that's the bad thing. that he's stealing the fictional hat's valor