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cybersec reporter. never given $50k in a shoebox to some guys
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Patrick Monahan
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Lewie Pollis
about 5 hours ago
You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?
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Why doesn't Robby Starbuck just learn Spanish? Is he stupid?
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Daniel Suitor
about 13 hours ago
Counterpoint: no serious person in the Twin Cities is worried about any meaningful amount of "destruction" by observers/protestors. Get real.
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can I say something without everyone getting mad
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if you elect me, Uncle Baby Billy, to be Governor Uncle Baby Billy, I will bring back them whales. I will bring back that whale oil and the precious, amber... amber- ambergris. [Muttering to self] Sounds like a, goddamn, Cajun dish.
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im just coming up with bangers roughly every 12-72 hours
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I fixed the dick someone drew in snow on the car
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Now, Captain Uncle Baby Billy's Titanic ain't gonna sink. Captain Uncle Baby Billy's Titanic is gonna fly.
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you're telling me that ancient fucking Rome at one point was more strict than us on SCOTUS schmoozing?
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now Tsar Uncle Baby Billy is gonna look into all these reports of, evil Boyars, now. And if any of them Boyars are evil, well, Tsar Uncle Baby Billy will send 'em, well, he'll send them right on down to the Siberia.
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oh no whatever will we do without the department of homeland security
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Gene Park
3 days ago
7 days after cancer surgery. I will stand with
@postguild.bsky.social
til my lungs collapse. also reunited with
@karenattiah.bsky.social
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Why doesn't Donald Trump just restore democracy? Is he stupid?
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Kingdom makes medieval Korea/the Joseon dynasty look like one of the crappiest places in history. Even the food that isn't human flesh looks terrible
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The year is 2026. The American president has kidnapped you to a Black Site unless you confess that Sleepy Joe stole Georgia
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OPINION: Humans Should Be Slightly Smaller So We Can Easily Consume Them BY: your cat
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James Grebey
5 days ago
it’s okay if you order food every night and think you’re saving money because you don’t know how to cook. I just think you’re a little stupid, is all 💙
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stupid roman early christian teens. always martyring themselves
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postapocalyptic historians be like "Jeffrey Epstein was a pre-War American man known for the astonishing number of surviving jpegs [47] picturing him"
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just fired up rimworld after not playing since 2026, installed the progression modpack and holy shit it's like Rimworld 2
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Michael Edison Hayden
6 days ago
After years of raising money off of our legitimate fear of fascism, this is how meekly the current iteration of SPLC responds to ICE agents executing people in the streets:
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from: jeffrey [
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Wag the Dog is an incredible movie I had somehow never heard of
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for the record I mentioned it
gizmodo.com/huh-bill-gat...
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9 days ago
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You think my misfortune is funny? You bullies won't be laughing when I die of getting hit by a clown car nowhere even vaguely near a circus
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Zack Beauchamp
10 days ago
Chris Rufo is so upset about the Minneapolis protests that he is resorting to anti-Nordic racism
christopherrufo.com/p/the-curse-...
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Ryan Marino, MD
10 days ago
If you answer “No” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago
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The Guardian
10 days ago
Melania review – Trump film is a gilded trash remake of The Zone of Interest
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Melania review – Trump film is a gilded trash remake of The Zone of Interest
Dispiriting, deadly and unrevealing – there is a decent documentary to be made about the former model from Slovenia, but this one is unredeemable
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2026/jan/30/melania-review-trump-film-is-a-gilded-trash-remake-of-the-zone-of-interest?utm_term=Autofeed&CMP=bsky_gu&utm_medium=&utm_source=Bluesky#Echobox=1769797612
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Joe Sonka 😐
10 days ago
OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in. *Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
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Ed
10 days ago
moo
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the most unrealistic thing about The Pitt is all the sandwiches being handed out. I have been in the ER numerous times and motherfucker there has never been a free sandwich
10 days ago
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Just another constitutional crisis flashing by like a fucking cow beside the highway
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southpaw
11 days ago
Every law enforcement agency in America knows how to manage the car after an arrest at a traffic stop. The Trump DHS leaves them open on the road like that to terrorize the rest of us. A nationwide policy.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò
11 days ago
"I didn't say I wanted to. I said I will" got damn
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Carl Quintanilla
11 days ago
“.. U.S. Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard speaks on the phone while standing inside a vehicle loaded with boxes outside the Fulton County Election Hub and Operation Center after the FBI executed a search warrant there.”
@reuters.com
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Holly Anderson 🍇
11 days ago
Buddy is apparently getting his wish, and I would like the majority of my followers who are white dudes from Georgia to think very carefully about what right any of you think you have to stay out of this
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ceeks
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Dilbert? That doesn't sound very American. Provide proof of citizenship or you're being detained
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I want to know whether they put these guys back on the street with guns in their hands in the meantime.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Two agents who shot Minnesota man on leave as Trump says he will ‘de-escalate’
Fallout from second fatal shooting amid immigration operation in city dogs White House, though raids continue
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jan/28/trump-minnesota-immigration-enforcement-raids
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i think this is a real big card you get the right to play maybe once in your entire career, if you are a beloved nationally renowned anchor, and it is literally mother's day, and you're doing it as a bit
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
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‘CBS Evening News’: Tony Dokoupil Under Fire for Interviewing His Own Mom
Viewers accuse CBS News of 'dumbing down.'
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/tv/articles/cbs-evening-news-tony-dokoupil-140533095.html
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Bill Grueskin
12 days ago
Tuesday morning: New CBS boss promises “huge emphasis on scoops.” Tuesday evening: CBS Evening News anchor interviews his mom.
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
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‘CBS Evening News’: Tony Dokoupil Under Fire for Interviewing His Own Mom
Viewers accuse CBS News of 'dumbing down.'
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/tv/articles/cbs-evening-news-tony-dokoupil-140533095.html
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ah, we're doing Stupid Machiavelli
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Thomas [redacted]
13 days ago
Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
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hannah gais
13 days ago
DHS's assistant secretary for public affairs denied posting an except of the song "We'll Have Our Home Again" to The New York Times, after I pointed out to the reporter they shared it on Instagram. She said it had "no relation" to the song performed by members of the Mannerbund. (It does.)
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Better Things Are Possible
4 months ago
A traveler from an antique land--great guy--said to me with tears in his eyes "Sir, two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert." And I said wow, that's really something. But we'll be building a big beautiful statue to my hubris and it will stand for eternity
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Matt Cameron
14 days ago
CBP chief Bovino has confirmed that the officers who executed Alex Pretti in the street yesterday are not only *not on administrative leave,* they have all been reassigned to other jurisdictions and are all on the street today. This is totally unheard of for any officer-involved shooting
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