to be fair to the butt phrenologists I have an anterior pelvic tilt and ADHD

"Why Peter Thiel is leaving Silicon Valley" (2018)

it’s probably because the murder rate is historically low, right guys

“it is illegal for you not to like me”

trump: prices are down. we're living deliciously. it's beautiful kilmeade: democrats say you met with black phillip-in essence the devil. can you squash that rumor? trump: i won't say who but we had a conversation that might be one of the most wonderful conversations in terms of the things we said

Buttons are back. Knobs are back. Dumb devices are back. Own-it-forever software is back. Print is back. Personal websites and chronological feeds are back. Touching grass is back. People keep saying 2015, but it’s not far enough. The entire 2010s were a mistake. We must retvrn to… 2009.

In the next four years you’ll see a lot of New York Post articles about City Hall that don’t make sense when you read them as an outsider because they’re just permission to hit the anger button in the reader’s brain. This is about seeing someone non-binary in power and getting permission to be mad.

Despite threats, billionaires don't leave the largest population centers, because it's where there is the most money to be had from the collective value generated by human beings, and despite what they insist, they don't generate wealth; they collect it.

tfw you are the captain of the Nightingale, 21 days from Clyde in coal: smelling the flowers of Bermuda in the gale >>>>> Dying on the North Rock shoal :( <<<<

I literally have no idea how any British person affords housing. Just feels like a situation where the numbers don't come close to adding up for basically anyone

yes. because what MAGA extremists believe and advocate is fundamentally unamerican. not conservative. not even reactionary. unamerican. these are foreign ideas that failed at enormous human cost within living memory. these are not serious people. they are maladjusted wreckers. symptomatic.

In that frame, eating should be actively engaging with poison, but not in “drink poison” type posture. Instead as a submersion of one’s head into poison, which expands rather than shortcuts the human lifespan when done right.

Universities embracing generative AI be like:

I see you, bro, and in the words of recom Quaritch in Avatar 3, “I’ll blow your grandma’s skinny shit straight through the hooch”, a line far better than anything Aaron Sorkin ever wrote

Blowing your nose so hard that a priceless Chinese jade artifact rockets out of there and shatters on the floor

I think it’s not an exaggeration to conclude that the NYT is directly responsible with denying some of the worst genocides to have happened since the Holocaust, especially when the US is complicit in them jewishcurrents.org/the-genocide...

They can do most of those things right now.

My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular

TFW you make sure Erika Kirk is in the news all the time during the height of scrutiny on Epstein network sex trafficking

There's actually a more recent historical framework for this exact argument than Roman law. But Vermeule chose not to cite the "Subjects and Citizens" chapter of Hitler's Mein Kampf for some reason!

frankly i think it's disgusting to share an article about a candidate's strategies to accuse her of "campaign fraud" while deliberately ignoring the parts of the article where 1) the campaign actively works to maintain compliance 2) the tampons were all donated, not purchased with campaign funds

Gerber Singles (1974-1974): Assuming that single people were as helpless to feed themselves as babies, Gerber put out a line of single-serve heat and eat meals and desserts for adults in their signature glass jars, such as beef burgundy, sweet n sour pork, and turkey mornay

❤️❤️❤️HUGE CONGRATS!!!❤️❤️❤️

DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar: "Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."

Bari Weiss, the shill who spiked this documentary, made her reputation as a “free speech warrior”

Email from "A" in "Balmoral" asked Ghislaine Maxwell for "inappropriate friends" 🤢 www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c3...

Among the newly-released Epstein files. This Justice Dept email from Jan 2020 'I wanted to let you know that the flight records we received yesterday reflect that Donald Trump traveled on Epstein's private jet many more times than previously has been reported"

“if they were true, people would have used them, that’s why we immediately sequestered them and kept them from people so they couldn’t use them, in fact they don’t exist and also here they are, but they’re bad and wrong and stupid and don’t read them, cause there’s nothing there”

literally fuck anyone who doesn’t see at this point that it’s an organized nationwide effort to make trans people unemployable. every trans person they push out of public life is a win for them & a whole hell of a lot of cis people need to start stepping up and saying fuck off to freaks like this.

The "We're All Fascists Now" column was the one where Bari Weiss famously linked to these 2 tweets from obviously fake troll "Antifa" accounts about how Berkley needs to resist Dave Rubin and the NYT had to come out and say "okay, those tweets were fake but.."

you can do a regency romance that ignores the horrors of imperialism but you’re just doing exactly what many of these high society lords and ladies did irl. you’re buying into the lie.

The Olivia Nuzzi story and the Bari Weiss at CBS story are the same story, which is that the upper echelons of legacy media are absolutely rife with people who worship power and don't feel burdened by any sense of responsibility to their profession or the public.

Alfonsi was very respectful when she explained that you can't hold an investigative piece because the government refuses to comment because that's giving the government a veto. It only sounded condescending because it's so fucking obvious.

my “yes, even the empty margins of our files are redacted” t-shirt answers a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt

Very cool!

The good news is that we don't need to read the report. Voters hate the party and we hate the leadership. The country is literally coming apart at the seams and we blame you. Entirely. Hide all you want, we know who's at fault. And we know who the consultants are. You're fucked. I promise.

Noem is using the Brown University shooter to end an entire visa program, but it should be noted that Pete Hegseth, just today, murdered more than twice as many people

this is the most "Get a Job, Stay Away From Her" I've ever felt

Guess I'll post this again

Our new golden age of free speech, where opposition to immigration enforcement can trigger a federal investigation

Big flashing warning sign right here: US spending on video game consoles fell 27% last month, marking the worst November in two decades as tariffs and rising component costs pushed prices to record highs. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

there’s something really disturbing about the fact that a man who’s directly responsible for suffering on a global scale is just as worried about not being photogenic as i am

while i am not an academic i did see this coming and post about it on bluesky, which is why i am quoted in this article

For generations people “cut off” parents by moving away and mailing them a card once a year. Travel and long distance phone calls were expensive; distance effectively cut people off w/o being so explicit. The difference now is that communication is cheap so cutting them off requires being explicit.