Sniffies: The Everything App

Local man has never heard of the sunk cost fallacy.

September 2025: The DOJ, Pentagon, State Department, and FCC are deployed to enforce a sanitized civic sainthood for a dead white nationalist demagogue. April 2026:

I am more furious than an adult man should be about how incoherent and half-assed the narratives of these Mario movies are. They’re beautiful to look at. The voice cast is altogether solid. Absolutely excruciating.

Fuck, do we just let Tom Steyer buy his way into being Governor?

Learned this lesson the hard way: Relying on advice for neurotypical people when you are neurodivergent can really fuck with your head and make things a lot worse.

In my restless dreams, I see that town

Ross Douthat will never not remind me of the bad guy from Too Many Cooks

My romantic type is “woman whose soul is possessed by a terminally online gay guy.”

Guys if melania were implicated in an international conspiracy of systematic sexual assault and pedophilia ring I’m pretty sure brett ratner would have mentioned it in the documentary

made this point before, and it’s one the fanatical anti-AI luddites on Bluesky should reckon with

My "Not involved in human trafficking" statement has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my statement.

This is The Entertainment from Infinite Jest. This will literally kill me.

Absolutely. I am always saying this.

bring back jenny lewis or i make january 6th look like gymboree

Soderbergh's been fucking around with AI for years. he told me this when i interviewed him all the way back in 2023. defector.com/steven-soder...

I wonder what’s going on privately that’s suddenly got the vultures circling…

they like trump and want to help him. they hated biden and wanted to hurt him

“Steven Soderbergh experimenting with emergent technology” is real Fork Found In Kitchen stuff and I’m not sure why anyone thought he wouldn’t fuck around with generative AI.

You ever just read the scripts you’ve written and notice they all have the same two main characters?

We have an all-timer on @roadandtrack.bsky.social today: Hannah Einbinder on how much she loves the Honda Element. www.roadandtrack.com/news/a709557...

Unfortunately I am absolutely cracking up at the “recorded on February 24th” graphic silently showing up on the top left of yesterday’s Jeopardy during an answer about Cesar Chavez

Elvira In Horrorland #03 Art by Silvia Califano Dynamite Comics (2022)

Every election post tonight is like "Wow the Democrats won the mayoralty in Racismville. Trump didn't just win Racismville but all of Klan-Guntruck County by 42."

hmm, what if i told you that it wasn’t

Nuremberg was an important symbol of German nationhood so I say with 100% sincerity that this is a job for Philadelphia

The era of twinks is over. Get ready for…

This is going to ruin the tour.

Born on this day: John Oates, the soulful singer, songwriter, and guitarist who shaped pop history as half of Hall & Oates, blending blue‑eyed soul, rock, and R&B into era‑defining hits while continuing to evolve as a solo artist and storyteller

Nothing good can happen, it can only bad happen

I know I’m still traumatized by trying to have perfect attendance in elementary school because I have not been able to stand up for more than ten seconds at a time today yet I still feel like I’m getting away with a crime by not going in to work.

Can you get work done on a laptop without having it docked to two 27 inch monitors or are you normal

Taking care of yourself when you’re sick…very bad, not good, need mom and/or to be eight years old again.

The thing about It happening is that a watched pot never boils. Let yourself be pleasantly surprised!

Jesus untaught me it was okay to be weird.

Buying LA28 Olympics tickets is too complicated and I don’t know what I’m doing but I’ll also regret not going in two years.

I don't know what Pups is going through, but I can relate to the core...

You ever run into a platonic friend on a dating app and think “Hmm…not no!” or just me?

If the midterms were held today per Solid Purple ‘26 (alpha) If anyone has any questions, would be happy to dive deeper!

Michael Alig.

Handlebars by Flobots is the ultimate “dumb guy thinks this is deep” song of the late-2000s.

I know I’m being petty the straight white guys will come after me but I must take issue with the notion that being canceled takes “a couple of years to wear off” Please come see me at theaters smaller than the Hollywood Bowl get tickets at kathygriffin.com I promise to NOT make you watch me jerk off

You either die a K.A. Applegate or you live long enough to see yourself become a J.K. Rowling.

Earth stuns in latest photo.

I love prissy gay Trump. A few things go differently in history and he would be hosting Watch What Happens Live.

i ordinarily don’t approve of sephiroth posting from senators but i have every confidence that wyden intends every word