the year is 2026 and it's illegal to be cool. only one man can save the world from being uncool: 37 year old gay guy who remembers every episode of the critic

Materialists: Good movie. Made me want to fucking die.

Fun idea: a manic episode that lasts forever and I’m just like that all the time

Once you realize a lot of liberal thought leaders think everyone is ontologically conservative and need to be hoodwinked into voting for Democrats, you see it everywhere.

There’s got to be a better way to get access to a gym when you’re traveling for 1-2 weeks because a $20 one-time guest pass is not it.

If you’re experiencing intrusive suicidal thoughts, would you rather keep bothering your friends about it for the 74th time or talk to an AI that can’t get frustrated with you?

Guess this means I’m neurotypical :(

If enough of us THUMBS UP Arli$$ they have to bring it back

Watching Metropolitan. Still a five bagger. Either this or Last Days of Disco is the best movie ever made by a Republican.

It really does feel like right wingers overplayed their hand on this. "This" could apply to a whole lot of shit but they especially put up one too many heat checks in their response to his death. Now here we are with Erika Kirk videos getting dubbed with Batista's theme song because of the pyro

YouGov "Is a transgender woman a woman?" among 18-29 "Agree" - 51% (+11 from Jan 2025) this is less than a year in and we're almost back to peak woke Woke 2.0 is going places you can't even imagine

will the Abundance Agenda save the failing Christmas tree farm of the guy who won’t stop negging me?

NORAD wouldn’t spend all that money on being able to triangulate Santa’s position just for fun. They are hunting him.

I lowkey wanna get Pluribus’d

The Biden administration was so “above politics” that they forgot politics is literally their job.

Don’t get into a long-running gift war with @brockwilbur.bsky.social because he will commit to a bit harder than you could ever possibly imagine.

James Cameron really saw the whales fucking up those yachts and thought “I’m gonna do the funniest thing ever”

pitch: BetterHelp Wrapped

might fuck around and write a book of essays over winter break

Don’t get mad at me but this is the easiest Fuck Marry Kill I’ve ever seen

Social media is rapidly devolving into just being several disjointed group chats and Instagram Stories.

Some personal news: I think everyone was wrong about A Big Bold Beautiful Journey.

Same energy.

i would bet money you could detect gay accent in morse code

Sorry if this is a bit personal but does this shit make anyone else feel completely fucking insane

Fork found in kitchen

This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.

As a huge fan of ███████ I feel gutted right now. Just an absolute betrayal of everything I thought ███████ stood for.

It’s the most annoying time of the year to know me (White Lotus casting announcement season)

"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement

This blows everything wide open

It’s very lonely not being just an absolute fucking sicko.

Every time I build a following on a social media platform, some weird psycho buys it and I have to start over somewhere else.

The year is 2035. There are three game studios left. Each one produces a game every 10 years, killing 250+ developers in the process. They all accidentally make the same game because they used genAI in preproduction. They sell 500 million units each, missing quarterly targets. Everyone is laid off.

Making a poster

They booked a bunch of 14 year old models to come to a Mar A Lago party, told them to dress sexy and tried to ply them with alcohol.

These are the people who are willing to go on the record. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...

All my daily drivers (phone, laptop, etc.) are still functioning well enough that I don’t immediately need to replace them, but I’ve had them all for 4+ years. Should I be proactively replacing stuff while I still can?

"And then we downloaded the video to watch on our IPod Classics!"

well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

Ella McCain, they keep the 2008 setting, she’s really excited about her dad’s presidential campaign

I hope when Democrats take back the House, they investigate the hell out of Amazon paying an absurd amount of money for a Melania Trump documentary nobody asked for.

The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story. Holy. Shit. www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...

Oh my god y'all I had not seen the rest of the Vanity Fair photos holy shit. Christopher Anderson deserves a medal. Look at this. He left the LIGHT SWITCHES in the edited photos! These assholes look like their well-meaning mom took a picture of them on their first day in a grown-up job.

median american voter moment

I hope Ella McCay pulls a Morbius and the memes hit such critical mass that they re-release it just to bomb twice.

So is there ANY reason to go to war with Venezuela other than to distract from the imminent release of documents that may strongly suggest that Donald Trump raped teenage girls?

The movie that got me into movies. Didn’t just change my life - I literally cannot know what my life would look like had I never seen it.