If you watch the State of the Union tonight, you’re a masochistic freak. Not judging, just observing.

Am I crazy for thinking the Anthony Bourdain biopic might win Best Picture?

I’ve been talking about Alysa Liu’s story about her quitting skating only to come back and become even better because she did it for herself and this came to me in a dream…

What happens after someone tells me “no one knows what they’re doing” and I have “impostor syndrome.”

Literally me.

When you put it like this, a $75 million bribe to Melania and gutting the Washington Post seems like a small price to pay.

The arguing over the “male loneliness epidemic” is a distraction from the very real, very serious fact that there absolutely is a loneliness epidemic that cuts across gender, age, race, and class, and it’s fucking killing us.

hey david ellison let me make a third brady bunch movie

That Bill Hader movie and the new Death of a Salesman are going to make me verrrrry obnoxious in 2027.

Someone a decade+ younger than I asked me if I saw the Matrix in theaters and how cool that must have been

👇

Hot take: I think Nintendo Switch 2 is the last Nintendo console as we know it

There are things that come naturally to most people that are really difficult for me. And it causes me to feel a lot of shame because I’m afraid it will look like I don’t care.

At least one of these massively load-bearing AI companies is an FTX waiting to happen. Act accordingly!

It’s really exciting how many people are discovering Nirvanna The Band. It’s felt for so long like a secret you wish would get out.

This is for no one but remember on Honey I Shrunk The Kids: The Series, Peter Scolari builds an AI teddy bear that at one point says “Camille Paglia rocks!”? Because I do.

Does Clavicular realize he’s a lolcow?

Only day you’re allowed to post this

Am I high-status or low-status because at this point I feel like the social-hierarchical equivalent of a “moderate” voter.

Never have I not gotten it the way I do not get the appeal or popularity of Nate Bargatze.

Oh thank god, I’ve been worried about who will manage my posting for me after I end my shit

I will not be voting for Gavin Newsom in the Democratic primary nor will anyone be voting for him in the general election because he will not be the nominee. Now can you all just shut the fuck up?

As someone who watched NTBTS as it aired on Viceland, this is all very exciting for me

I can't stop shouting "ROBERT DUVALL!" like Chris Griffin in the FAMILY GUY "I did not care for The Godfather" rant. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYAi...

It’s a right-wing paper.

Game consoles as we know them are done. Xbox and Steam will become console platforms with seemingly infinite hardware options. The RAM shortage is the nail in the coffin.

I love that Industry is perpetuating the all bisexuals are sociopaths trope.

AI makes some ideas a lot easier to manifest into reality, and my main takeaway from its adoption is that most people who publicly flaunt their use of AI don’t have any good ideas.

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Wuthering Heights (Fennell, 2026)

“I’ll do Saw on them” is also the moderate position at this point

Buying someone’s Christmas gift in February because I’m fucking insane.

It works! (barely)

This is the coolest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

Wario is due to have a cultural moment. I love that little pervert.

let it happen. 𖦹 #AlanWake

The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.

They’ve spent a trillion dollars on AI that makes shit up meanwhile Akinator is out here getting this in six questions.

Impeachment and removal for all involved

would like to offer up my all-time favorite James Van Der Beek performance: his audiobook of BEE's Lunar Park. just a masterclass start to finish. www.youtube.com/watch?v=usmC...

vaxxed?

James Van Der Beek will always be an icon because of Dawson’s Creek (it’s the titular role!), but he was so good in so many things over the course of his career. It makes losing him so young sting just that much more.

Employees at the dick sucking factory aghast to find out what their company does.

Interesting story but I don’t see what him being bi has anything to do with it.

i know we're not supposed to share tweets on here or whatever, but i need you all to look at this, this thing of beauty

Aaaaaaahhahahahaahahahah let’s all kill ourselves!!!!!!!!