Filmmaking is an inherently autistic profession. You take what are essentially the blueprints for assembly in a factory and use them to emotionally manipulate people.

ChatGPT is really fucking up my whole deal because I’ve always been a big fan of em dashes.

Evelyn Normielib has very quickly become acutely aware of who people like Laura Loomer and Nick Fuentes are. Her fervor is the result of profound shock and disgust.

all of you are very annoying but i also am very annoying

Man the "Wicked: For Good" ad budget is insane.

Wild to think that there's a junior exec walking around Manhattan right now who, within a month, will be sent by her firm back to her hometown to close a local business, only to run into a former-flame turned tree-farming cookie enthusiast who'll change her life via the power of Christmas.

Yes, why indeed did social media going global coincide with an international network of fascists springing up with chapters in every country

Really, it's the "now look what you've made me do... this hurts me more than it hurts you" abuser mindset that animates the underlying politics to begin with

Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You

Am I to believe there is supposed to be plot continuity between different Bond actors? Because what the fuck are we talking about here?

Sheesh zeteo.com/p/senate-dem...

So uhh…do I need to absolutely clear out my local dispensary right now?

Joker Joker I am the Joker

oh god he fell in love with a chat bot

OSCAR ISAAC, on whether he'd return to "Star Wars": ".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great." @variety.com $DIS variety.com/2025/film/ne...

Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.

Trying not to respond to every news update with “Gun”

Senate Democrats sold out millions of vulnerable people because they felt slightly inconvenienced at the airport.

Give Bill Kristol an Eva and point him at the Senate Democratic Caucus.

I have a feeling a lot of Democrats, even ones who are not the problem, are going to get wiped out in the primaries by literally anyone else who runs.

Would it be weird if for my birthday, I send everyone I know an anonymous Google form to write about how they perceive me so I can share the data with my therapist?

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

Get Jennifer Lawrence and Robert Pattinson in a gross-out studio comedy. Hook ‘em up with those guys who did Game Night.

My unifying theory of our entire political moment is that the activists are right but they’re just too fucking annoying.

Good.

Love to be overwhelmed and understimulated simultaneously. That totally makes sense!

Anything Zohran does is going to piss off someone. As long as he is, like, slightly better than Bill De Blasio, I’ll be satisfied.

Target just became an exponentially more uncomfortable place to go, both as an employee and a customer.

What is the level of famous where it stops being weird to know who they are but it starts being weird if you pretend not to know who they are?

I want to be a prolific podcast guest when I grow up.

Google has already won the AI race and Elon Musk is going to lose all his fucking money.

I don’t think it was their intention but this is the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me.

AI is like if Tommy Wiseau was Dr. Manhattan

“HR issues at Conde Nast” being a major story is so second term Obama. Nature is healing.

I hope when Dems take back the House, they investigate the shit out of Amazon paying $40 million for a Melania Trump documentary when no other studio was willing to bid even a fraction of that.

It is officially time for the Democratic Party to stop wasting money on their out of touch consultant class, and start paying for insights from Bluesky posters named "<--- kill me" and "Kicked In The Farm Parts"

My hack pundit take of the evening is that the ideological factions of the Democratic Party do not need to agree on their policy solutions, but it would benefit all of them if they could find consensus on the policy problems.

"I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life, but let tonight be the last time I utter his name" is a biblical-ass curse. that is CONTEMPT

This is going to be *the* story of the 2026 election. Every suburban woman who watches MSNBC is John Wick now.

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

Getting madder and fucking things up, and demanding normal people worship him or threaten them is really not going to work and he doesn’t at all get this.

With tonight’s electorate, Democrats still probably wouldn’t take back the Senate, but if there’s a recession or things just generally feel more off the rails, then yeah.

Mira Nair thanked on live television, God we are so fuckin’ back

NBC calling Prop 50 at poll closing…lol. lmao, even.

They’re going to hold Zohran to such a high standard even though every single NYC mayor in my lifetime has sucked shit.