i keep that thing open the whole time why the fuck would i wanna sit in a dark tube with no view of the outside world for several hours?

fonseca is in hospital

[tuning into one of the four biggest tennis tournaments of the year] boy i hope they talk about kalshi for an extended period of time

so true we should absolutely get rid of the pitch clock

i used to play this game all the time as a kid i had no fucking idea what was going on or what i was doing

american mens tennis century of humiliation continues

The office of Jordan Freiman on Monday, June 1, 2026, released the following statement: "Mr. Freiman did not enjoy any so-called 'grown-up' cereals when he was a child. He asks that you make no claims or insinuations to the contrary, and will consider legal action against those who do."

i think if you call it a vibecession then youre already kind of incapable of analyzing the problems just one man's take

I try to tell people Venice is culturally Wildwood on Weed and they say nah and I'm like look man, there's a boardwalk with henna stalls and iron on t-shirt shops and they're building beer pong tables out of sand, this is New Jersey (complimentary)

it's a beautiful 10 30 pm to make a grilled cheese with the loaf of bread you waited on line for

i am not unreasonable and so as a matter of compromise i think it should be ok for stadiums to allow a tarps off section IF they replace the t shirt cannon with a live mortar and let one lucky fan take their best shot

[rick paulas voice] here's a photo from greenpoint

met a baby yesterday but it was asleep the whole time not sure if that counts kind of a tree falling in the woods situation here

I'm being attacked

imagine trying to line up what you think is a wide open 3 and then the spider from lord of the rings suddenly flies into your peripheral vision

da champagne of beers

after 78 years, a broadcaster calling a djokovic match finally said "yeah he's always walkin around like his leg is about to fall off when things start going wrong it don't mean shit"

I think uh, I think maybe we need to put star wars up on the top shelf where nobody can reach it

just saw like 10 people almost get run over standing in the middle of the street trying to take pics of manhattan henge... we really do have abbey road at home

he doesnt need it

rip 👍

my chemex pour over coffee maker sincerely bought me two years of something sort of approaching sanity

Blanked when I got to the deli counter and came up with “It’s a beautiful day for a sandwich” to have something to say

i agreed to see the new star war tonight, thus creating the first instance of my life in which i am hoping the weekend does not start

Every single person on Blusky saying "I read adult books when I was a kid and look at me I turned out normal" maybe backfiring in terms of the argument here.

once again, close the schools and just try again in like 30 years i guess

eht seltaeb

doritos locos cheesy gordita crunch thank you no further questions comments are closed

burger costs $25

plumlee coming in for like 30 seconds and immediately reminding everyone on the planet how much they have always hated duke...beautiful stuff

[checkin out what theyve got goin on in japanese burger kings] WHAT IN GOD'S NAME

the mismatched six pack i bring to your home is a sign of deep respect

tigers shirt under mets jersey come on man

losing to jannik sinner has to be especially humiliating due to his insistence on always walking out onto the court dressed like a toddler being dragged to a church picnic

listening to a podcast where everyone's talking about the fear of being seen walking around transporting a comical amount of toilet paper under your arm as I walk home with a comical amount of toilet paper under my arm... only in new york baby

they got a baseball player named Gage Jump

kinda wild that they just...did this for the next 11 games

refs not calling shit anymore they wanna go home too that clock is not stopping

tapping into my geogussr skills to say this is in carroll gardens

You can put as much celery in your chicken salad as you want to. No one stops you

well ya can't argue with that

tie another one to the racks, baby

seeing mixed reviews for the pope citing tolkien. we'll have to circle back in 5-10 years to see where critical consensus finally settles

coffee's brewed. time to settle in for the absolute worst day of the french open

they should both try drinking something that tastes good

getting escorted out of 30 rock like this after sprinting past security screaming "MITCH JOHNSON ISO CAM" over and over again

Terracotta Pig, East Java, 15th century

americanos are an abomination and a sign of weakness

there are people waiting on line outside in the rain for pastries do you not have even a tiny amount of self respect?