This match reminds me of my first live TNA show. The crows chanted "twist his dick" at Josh Alexander + ? vs (the System? ABC?) and the performers were good enough to oblige. Good times! #TNAImpact

Dudes, that lumbar check Tasha Steelz took from Uncle Ceddy like 6 months ago still lives rent free in my head. #TNAImpact

There's a whole three of us watching #TNAImpact tonight. Not sure if a media deal is going to fix anything. 🫤

Please, please let AJ Francis be Mr Elegance. 🤞🏼 #TNAImpact

Jody Threat's hair is super cute in this promo, and yes please to Threat vs Luna. #TNAImpact

How did I never notice Judas Icarus wrestles barefoot? I assume he spent his boot budget on meth. #rude #TNAImpact

Glad to see Sinner and Saint back under their own banner and not as Northern Armory. #TNAImpact

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

If blue sky is going to label me as rude then I'm sure as fuck gonna earn it. No more please or thank you from this bitch!

Frens, if you feel like your skeets aren't being seen, it might be that someone decided you were 'rude' and bsky has filtered you. Here's a handy dandy guide to making your own, grown-up decisions about what you see. Xoxo, Your rude friend

May we never limit ourselves to the amount of Sickos holding public office. ❤️ @katmabu.bsky.social has shown more courage than almost any candidate currently serving. Let's make it at least three.

Se-cret bath-room 👏🏼👏🏼 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Oooo, Marina's Deathriders jersey. 👀 #AEWDynamite

I couldn't hear over my own cackling. Did Excalibur take Toni up on her offer to do commentary at one of her orgies? #AEWDynamite

Dax is about to get the chancla from Bandito's abuelita. #AEWDynamite

6 mins in the air fryer...perfection.

Danny Garcia's chest hair, courtesy of Toppik. #AEWDynamite

MVP, stop tryna kink shame GOA. #AEWDynamite

*Tony takes off his mask and it's actually Speedball*: Fuck you MVP *Shelton and Bobby giggle uncontrollably* #AEWDynamite

Ricochet's the traitor, vote him out!

That Cabernet suit on Shelty B is so crisp. 🔥 #AEWDynamite

Feels like it’s worth highlighting that there are three Black women in this match, two of whom are champions and the third might be the most over woman in the entire company. If you needed another reason to like AEW.

Forever Champ Strong 💪🏾

Mercedes wearing Harley's extension and doing the "look at my giant rack" dance. 😂 What a menace this woman is. #AEWDynamite

I'm not the only one who appreciates how caked up Claudio is, right? #AEWDynamite

Tony Schiavone already paid the price, Joe. Did you not see the fupa they put on Hanger's costume? 😂

This bright-ass full moon is apparently called a 'beaver moon.'

That's my governor! 🥰

A lot of folks showed their asses yesterday. But not you, you lovely skeeps. Might be the lack of caffeine talking, but I really believe my skyline is full of awesome humans. Thank you all for being you.

Thank you, New York City. Together we made history. Now let’s get to work. transition2025.com

It's been at least 30 years since I was a Downingtownian -- I would not have imagined this from the sleepy, insular town I grew up in. Well played!

This is what democracy looks like.

This person took this when they called the race

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

Maryland Governor Wes Moore has announced that $62 Million will be released to ensure full November SNAP benefits for the people of his state. That’s the kind of leadership I want to see. 💙👊

The Philanderer in Chief is gonna have to renovate a lot of guest rooms in Florida for all his little friends who vowed to leave NYC.

HAIL YEAH! Thea out here pieing mf'ers like a boss. I believe! #WWENXT

PLEASE TELL ME THERE'S A BLEACHED BLONDE SCOTSMAN IN THAT CAKE. 🙌🏼 #WWENXT

Darkstate selling like mofos for Je'Von there. Respect. #WWENXT

All this gleeful news is making me miss much of this fire match between Evans and Shugars. Like that dive where Je'Von completely overshot him. #WWENXT

NXT stands for Niggas eXcelling Tremendously Jay Malachi vs Lucky Ali Saquon Shugars vs Je'von Evans 1 on 1 FIRST TIME ON TV!!!! #BWS #BlackWrestleSky #WWENXT

Hey, anyone know what channel Dershowitz is gonna self-eliminate on? Wanna get the hype train going. 🎉🚂

Democratic Party, you getting the message now? The same old bullshit isn't going to cut it anymore. Time to tear it all down and start over: this time *listen* to the people.

Renaming the WrenQCC to the Wren Sinclair Cinematic Universe, and I would like to subscribe. #WWENXT

Fucking LOVE Iron Survivor. Might be my favorite match stipulation. Let's go Young OG! #WWENXT

Yo, where dafuq has Tony D been? I miss his hot self. Thought he woulda been called up by now. #WWENXT

NYC polls close in 10 minutes. nauseously optimistic.

Is Tavion's flight making an unexpected water landing? 🤔 #WWENXT

Lani's backstage segment was solid, but this ring promo went on long enough to run out of steam. 🫤 #WWENXT