How I'm walking out of 2025.

Today the barista made me his version of an Oreo latte. I'm not sure that I'm getting Oreo from it, but it's definitely delicious. ☕

I am.

Where are we all calling out our MOTY contenders? Or did I just accidentally start that thread? Mine hasn't changed since August: Bandido vs Takeshita at Supercard of Honor

Crabs, penis, Carla. I don't know a Carla yet, but seems like we're gonna get weird. And tested.

The mystery of what Speedball's doing in Kevin's pants has been solved, and it's rather (un)salacious!

Read for filth by reddit-wrapped.kadoa.com, but not sure that they're wrong.

Stealing all the lobster is a shellfish thing to do.

Baby Lucha is happy because she had a huge @allelitewrestling.com filled weekend.

You don't have to like every performer in every match, but wishing them ill because of it is the mark of a truly garbage human. Be better, ffs.

Between Triller, Honor Club, PPVs, I spend about $80/month on AEW programming. Not inc merch, DVDs, tickets, art prints (on which I spend $$$). I'll be goddamned if I log onto Hangman Adam Page's Bluesky and see some guy say I'm not enjoying it the right way. I support with my wallet. How about you?

I can't handle Psycho Mike in street clothes and glasses. Truly a piece of shit to have hidden this from us for so long 🥵 #MysteryWrestling #UnoAwards

Woo, congrats to our Piece of Shit, Psycho Mike - well deserved #MysteryWrestling Wrestler of the Year! Looking a little Clark Kent. 😀

Thank Uno for Mystery Wrestling. The nonsense that he and Cecil Nyx put out there is so hilarious and to finally bring comedy wrestling to the forefront of independent wrestling is so important. They are both treasures. Comedy wrestling IS wrestling. #MysteryWrestling

Love hearing Cecil Nyx getting his flowers from Uno for the weird shit that comes out of his brain and into the ring. Also, never noticed what fantastic teeth he has. #MysteryWrestling

Weird to have @eviluno.bsky.social in his living room with the same Lee Moriarty print on the wall that I have. Great taste, us!

One thing we can all agree on today: Mystery Wrestling is awesome and the Uno Awards should be great. Tune in now! twitch.tv/eviluno

Kommander did well protecting his right arm from me catching it for the hold but TAIGASTYLE can adjust on the fly and still complete the submission. Stop playin wit me. I may not be the greatest pure champ yet but no doubt in my mind I’m the most creative.

I love that we're in the semi-finals and I have no idea how the C2 ends. My heart is not ready for another Bandido-Takeshita match yet, so I'm going with Fletcher. Or Okada. Or Mox. Or Takeshita. 😂 Regardless, I'll be a few rows back screaming my face off. See you tonight, sickos! #AEWWorldsEnd

I'll take two hot and meaty Bacon Brawl combos with a sloptart on a stick for dessert.

TIL that Turbo Floyd is a hottie in person.

Damn, Marina didn't need to cook her that hard. Its Christmas for fucks sake. 😭

"whats the problem? That i held your lover tighter then you ever could?" "the only time mina gave herself to another woman was in my arms" LET HER COOK

Jack Perry—a real one.

Today's self care for me is a massage and a churro latte before dinner with the Heels girlies. What are you doing for yourself today?

Songs for a lonely Christmas. Support on Bandcamp. Stream wherever. Thanks! platinummax.bandcamp.com/album/season...

Ohhhhhhh fuck, I'm going to see Okada vs Takeshita at World's End. #AEWCollision

It's greedy of me to want this to go to a draw, but... #AEWCollision

I have no idea what to make of this Mixed Nuts Mayhem match, but I know I'll be glad to be there in person. #AEWCollision

Playing a little game I like to call "Meat Sweats or Menopause?"

I like that they finally found the Kevin Knight Angle on the camera, cuz it's making his already huge moves look unreal. #AEWCollision

Takeshita setting a new all time points record in the C2, I believe. #AEWCollision

Avalanche lariat, holy hell. #AEWCollision

If these knives aren't Jack Perry approved, I ain't buyin'. #AEWCollision

Shhh, hear that? That's the sound of a face turn in progress. #AEWCollision

Oh shit, Roddys gonna beat Claudio. He has to after that speech from KOR. #AEWCollision

One finger on the rope, what a drama queen Fletcher is. 😂 #AEWCollision

#AEWCollision Aubrey: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! kyle: i'm taking his boot off, obviously. hahahaahahahah

Kyle trying so hard to not grin at the "Aussie Aussie Aussie" chant. 😂 #AEWCollision

Ahhh, opening with FletchJack. Bangers all night! #AEWCollision

I peeked over at the TV and the hubs is battling a big red mofo wearing a custom title and doing elbow drops. Is Clair Obscur secretly a wrestling game? 👀

Happy Christmas! May your biggest stressor today be trying to time dinner to coincide with #AEWCollision.

Just a reminder: you are NOT unusual, weird, or unlovable if you have: - no one to see on Christmas Day, - no presents, or - no contactable relatives. Very few people live the idealised version on TV. Those of us who live differently—whether by choice or trauma—matter as much.

The cat who doesn't care about TV is wide awake sitting on the sofa by himself, staring intently at the Hangman & his handiwork. 🔥🎄

🎼Hangman must be roasting near that open fire...🎵

Campbell's you did not just try to tell me that beautiful Black family is making their mac and cheese with a can of cheese soup. 👀

*cackle* #AEWDynamite

Marina, I'm not even into chicks, but I'd let you smother me with your murdertiddies. #AEWDynamite

The purple on Mina is everything. #AEWDynamite

Are Brody and Bandido engaged now?! I love love. 🥰 #AEWDynamite