No dog, storm Dave is still doing storm Dave things so you can sit there whining at the front door we ain't going nowhere son

(not me doing some insane mental gymnastics to get out of a bet)

Betting it isn't happening, T*ump is just fine, and they're feeding lies to the world so they can have him turn up just fine tomorrow and claim it's an Easter miracle. They see him as the second coming of Christ, might as well go all the way.

FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING CHRIST MAKE IT HAPPEN

If anyone is still looking at Triller for PPVs and resisting the move to MyAEW, you need to see this. #AEWDynasty (and presumably future PPVs) will be bought and airing on a tape delay, 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 around the time the PPV normally ends. #AEW

But the experts on Reddit who are never wrong were insisting Rosey and Hero were mates doing a bit.

Why is it that everything I know about Wrestlemania has been told to me under duress?

Three guesses who didn't speak to Hannah before joining in on the attacks against her and the Greens? Scared for your job?

On The Chase... Bradley: What prescious metal has the chemical symbol AU? Z list "celebrity" contestant: uh... Plastic?

Those who open Bluesky and see "30+" on their notifications, how do you cope?

Wrestlesky loves itself a discourse followed by a few days of cattiness, and sometimes it can be quite downing. Then someone like Spaceinvader comes along and unknowingly brings varying degrees of joy to everyone.

Okay everybody protect Spaceinvader, he's a pure and simple old fella giving no fucks and I respect that (despite the four lake Windemere's of water used in generating all that AI.)

I swear if Triple Paul tries to worm his way into a gig with AEW once TKO shitcans him after Wrestlemaina I will personally travel to Greenwich CT and vomit on his cat.

Today I got 1 interaction on here instead of my usual 2. Bluesky is dead. Follow me on friendster.

I know it's a screenie from the bad place, but you have to understand that this is fucking hilarious.

Dave pls.

My dad just called it "The Netflix". Looking for care homes in Pembrokeshire, SW Wales.

Talking about someone's hog on main like it's real After Dark Hours

I know I'm late to the party but after seeing him in grey sweatpants, it's no wonder why WINDZAAA hooked up with Will Ospreay. God bless that very satisfied woman.

Okay hear me out... This but a fleshlight.

Not really looking forward to tomorrow because I've got to go into Tesco for like two things I couldn't get locally so now I've got to fight my through hundreds of brain dead spatially unaware dolts all panic buying their Easter Sunday crap just to get some spring onion and chilli flakes

The world needs more Cranky Uno.

I just saw this gem on the wrestlesky feed so now you have to see it too.

It was beeped, but did Ospreay call Mox a cunt last night?

The entire world needs to treat America and Israel as the hostile, terrorist states that they are. tbf if it were two nations of brown people doing this a seven nation army of "peacekeepers" would be carpet bombing them by now.

Any particular reason why the Collision VOD on MyAEW hasn't got 60fps playback when literally everything else on there does?

Someone had one of them GetSet Egyptian Adventure craft sets as a kid and it shows.

Been a week. Thought that would be plenty of time for The Defenders to provide me with an answer. So I repost this again...

post something random or blah blah blah

Behold - The vagake.

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

idk why grown adults watch The Pitt. It's just a bunch of people cosplaying as doctors performing choreographed medical routines. It's not even real ffs.

lmao he shame deleted.

Bluesky is Chris Jericho country. The GOAT. The ayatollah of rock and rollah, The ocho, The cornerstone, The learning tree, the greatest professional wrestler to professionally wrestle, the foundation of AEW, the creative genius, the David Bowie of wrestling, the past, present and future.

I remember watching my first episode of WWF and straight away I got into my F150, rolled a bunch of coal past a nearby school, shot my Walmart exclusive AR-15 out the window at a campaign billboard I didn't agree with and went and voted Bush Sr. I was 4 years old.

"No offense, but I'm gonna parrot a stereotype about wrestling fans that's been around since before I was a sperm in my dads nutsack and call them all gun toting coal rolling rednecks because I'm too much of an ignorant fuck to do five seconds of research" At least you didn't inform us it was fake.

Fastest two hours on television #AEWDynamite

BITE HIS DICK SPEEDY #AEWDynamite

SPEEBOL didn't cover MJF after the Falcon Arrow because he knows damn well nobody kicks out of the Falcon Arrow #AEWDynamite

FUCK THE TARIFFS 👏👏👏👏👏 #AEWDynamite

Ughh I just realised we're gonna be stuck with AMERICA MJF until at least after Wembley #AEWDynamite

DOOT DOOT DOOT SPEEBOL #AEWDynamite

GOLDEN SHOWER #AEWDynamite

Why is Darby cosplaying as Veronica from Fallout New Vegas? #AEWDynamite

Shimmying Thekla. Capped for your convenience #AEWDynamite

"Don't make it personal" Oooh shit Renee, RUN. #AEWDynamite

STYLES CLAAAAASH #AEWDynamite

Bruv’s got Neckuticulitus 🤼