He didn't come back tonight. 🎵Send in the clowns...

FASTEST TWO HOURS ON TELEVISION WE SMOKIN THAT KENNY OMEGA PACK NOW #AEWDynamite

WE'VE AVOIDED TITLE STIPULATION DISCOURSE!!!! #AEWDynamite

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNY DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #AEWDynamite

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #AEWDynamite

Let it be noted that Bryce Remsburg took the Dynamite Diamond Ring from MJF #AEWDynamite

DOOT DOOT DOOT SPEEBOL #AEWDynamite

YAY JACK PERRY IS STAYING!!! #AEWDynamite

WILLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #AEWDynamite

Was Justin using a turnbuckle pad as a seat cushion? #AEWDynamite

JOSHI FIIIIGHT #AEWDynamite

THEKLA PLEASE STAHHP #AEWDynamite

HIYA MAYA #AEWDynamite

This is the most "dad" I've ever seen Excalibur. #AEWDynamite

"How is it that you are certain of this particular knowledge?" #AEWDynamite

AYYY PAPI GUAPO #AEWDynamite

Mick read the Sleaze List and knew Don was into anal insertion. #AEWDynamite

Mick they weren't best friends, they were HUSBANDS #AEWDynamite

MICKLES!! #AEWDynamite

This breakup has devastated me so much I'd be sad no matter the result. Divorce effects everybody. #AEWDynamite

THE LAAAAAAST RIDE THE LAAAAAAST RIDE #AEWDynamite

ON THE SECOND HARDEST PART OF THE RING!! #AEWDynamite

Wataa #AEWDynamite

PROTOASTER #AEWDynamite

U FUCKIN DUM BRUV??! #AEWDynamite

Will's dressed like he's about to start a fight over a football result. #AEWDynamite

You can tell that's not a real British pub because none of the people in this vignette are stuck to the floor. #AEWDynamite

Oh great, now for another month of chairshot to the head discourse #AEWDynamite

POCKET SAND #AEWDynamite

>Tomasso Ciampa will never lovingly kiss your bald head on a globally broadcasted television show #AEWDynamite

VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOLENCE #AEWDynamite

Plastic chair is a misnomer, that's actually a high tension steel cable. #AEWDynamite

GUYS GET AWAY FROM THE PYRO THEM RIGS ARE LIVE FOR FUCKS SAKE #AEWDynamite

Oh fucks sake I forgot Tomato Champagne is wrestling Christopher Cherrycoke #AEWDynamite

MAH SHADOW KNOWS MAH STOOOOORRAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY #AEWDynamite

OH WHAT A DELIGHTFUL LITTLE VENUE THIS IS #AEWDynamite

Kenwood Jerome Omega sounding real confident for someone who is about to be emotionally and professionally crushed by his cowboy ex husband later tonight #AEWDynamite

Happy "Schrodinger's return" day to all those who torture themselves waiting for it to happen. #AEWDynamite

NO FUCK YOU TWITCH YOU DO NOT DO AN AD ROLL THE SECOND SPEEDBALL APPEARS ON STREAM EAT SHIT

STING JR IS ALSO WORKING DARK!!!

Jay Lethal is also working a dark match, which is still too much exposure for Jay Lethal in 2026.

Fuck AEW for relegating Speedball, Brody King and FUCKING MISTICO TO THE DARK MATCH PUT THEM ON THE BASTARD TELEVISION SHOW

Ughh they got Speedball working the dark match

Someone let RJ know his missus is moving in with Agent00.

"Tell me more about the bleeding and the tiddies" -Agent00

I use Twitch so rarely that an ad-roll just played and I was OFFENDED

Agent is totally rizzing Maya World right now

GUYS THEY'RE USING ORANGE ROPES TONIGHT ORANGE IS THE SAME COLOUR AS THE SUNSET THE SAME SUNSET HANGMAN RODE OFF INTO HANGMAN RETURN CONFIRMED I'm huffing hopium at this point please understand.