Took me 11 months. 11 MONTHS.

All Elite Wrestling Wrestling.

I still need to cap an updated version of this from the remasters.

*sigh* Do I post the LaraCroftTR3HappyRetirement.mp4 now or when Big Bill actually shows up somewhere else?

Is Enzo gonna be bringing his consensual penis with him this time?

idk why but I'm thinking about the subreddit r/narcissisticparents and how 90% of the posts on there were things like "mum is making me do my homework before I can go hang out. How can I escape this abuse?" and all the comments are "go full nc hun inbox me for help xx"

Okay this is now the third week in a row where I've spoken about something on here then Stuart Millard releases a video about it a few days later. So, today Bluesky we're gonna talk about the late 90's ITV show Don't Try This At Home...

I call him Rev Pro Andy because I can never fucking remember how to spell his last name.

Watching one of them "oh my god" compilations and I'm in the crowd for the ICW clips. I miss 2010's ICW so much. I've never seen a place go from feeling like a true movement to losing all its charm and flair the moment they penned that WWE Network deal.

I can't believe MJF worked me into giving Helwani a click the sly mensch.

MJF's gone and given wrestling Twitter a months worth of content to farm the absolute madman. They'd better be thanking MJF for the rent money. What a philanthropist.

Wow porn AND anti-AI?? Playboy came to Bluesky and read the fucking room.

Do Rusev next, Max.

MJF is gonna make sooo many of the wrong people angry for daring to clap back at two particular talents who fucked over the company he works for.

CM Punk is a fucking cunt. Pass it on.

Get better soon and bounce back Vlad. You're the last wrestling fan left with an ounce of purity.

I will never stop loving chiitan

My skyline right now.

Christ it feels like AEW are literally physically constructing more seats into the stadium with all this sold out/limited seats added/sold out/limited seats added/sold out/limited seats added going on. Not bad for a company that's in trouble and is literally being sold to TKO.

Clearly the only way to solve the discourse is to meet up behind the bike shed at 3:30 for a scrap.

Who wants to join me for a new podcast? Not Another Wrestling Podcast (feat: two middle aged white men). The only thing different from all the others is the voices. Anyone in?

Given how politically influenced we are by America, I'll give it a year before Tommy Robinson asks Sanjay Bagga to do a LDN show in Nigel Farage's back garden.

I would like to see more women on AEW television. That is all. *hides*

Help me understand. Why is it that if I'm not following someone, and they're not following me, I'm still seeing solo non replied to/reposted stuff from him on my following feed?

I'm a gay guy and I've never sucked as much dick as these guys do.

Yo @wrassletrash.bsky.social C4 drinks spotted in home bargains

Why are we talking about Phil didn't he retire lmao

EIGHTEEN NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH

Something I enjoy about expanding my Welsh knowledge are those words that show off the age of the language. Take Westminster for example. San Steffan. It's a holdover from when parliament used to meet in the church of St Steven. Words like tir, enw, dydd (land, name, day) date back to 800AD.

wew. Still full of low glucose brain fog. I've just spent an hour running Lara round in circles in TR4 looking for a fuckin key that was already picked up.

Saw Monster was sponsoring that White House sportswashing event and my first thought was "Oooh MJ is gonna STRUGGLE"

Blue wavers, note the name of the wrestling promotion on the graphic and shut the fuck up every Wednesday and Saturday night. Thank you in advance.

I wish I could convey just how terrible ~18 hours of low blood sugar feels like but I don't have the words for it.

Been like this all day. Gahhh. Try and see when I ate a thick slice of cake because I fuckin can't

Can't believe I've had to pull the "if you want to act like that in the house that I pay the rent on then you can go find somewhere else to live" card on my own dad of all people but there ya go. I'm sick and tired of being the one to remove myself from situations when it should be the other way.

I'm getting sick and fucking tired of arguing with my dad because he's a fucking right wing racist nazi sympathiser who cannot handle the demonstrably proven fact that there weren't "millions and millions" of people at Tommeh's hate match yesterday, that "wasn't a hate march if you actually listen"

So hear me out... Lio's "secretions" are harvested for Julia's mist.

BIG DADDY DUMPER #AEWCollision

omg hi Allie Catch #AEWCollision

LARGE WOMEN #AEWCollision

APPLAUD YOUR PRIDE APPLAUD HIM #AEWCollision

I think we're gonna see the 6th(??) cycle of "Sammy sucks">"Oh he's pretty good actually">"Sammy sucks again" tonight #AEWCollision

I could grow better face fuzz at 14 than that shitlip moustache Sammy has #AEWCollision

"Everybody's" """Favourite""" """"""Pillar"""""" #AEWCollision

I love it when the ROH wrestlers appear on AEW because they always show out extra hard #AEWCollision

How can anyone hate this woman? #AEWCollision

Kyle has Mox's number because he dialled 118 118 #GotYourNumber #AEWCollision

JEF STAHP!!