The gender neutral Hangman Girlies™ after it doesn't happen tomorrow.

This is the closest AEW is ever gonna get to Divorce Court and I'm 100% here for it.

Loving Reform being all "aww please stop being hard on little Nigel it's sooo unfair on him" to the same press they've been coordinating hatchet jobs with since their inception.

Tempted to get All In tickets but the thought of the cost of a train ticket and a London hotel is outright scaring me.

When CM Punk said he was straight edge he really meant he was just confirming his sexuality while talking to Adam Copeland.

I've watched enough crap daytime TV now that I've created a new game called "Is this person on screen a 15 year old boy with a high voice or a lesbian in her 20s?"

Speaking of... There is an AEW diehard with a lot of moots who also imagines things "the other side" are saying so he can get mad about it so he can post his AI generated slop and feel superior to these non existent fans and their imaginary comments.

Another one for your block lists.

Further update: Still a little fire, but it's been contained and most of the fire crew have been stepped down. Just a couple of engines remain. One injury, treated on scene.

Ugh all the air stinks of burned oil.

Update: it's a "remain indoors" situation.

Oooo exciting times here as we may or may not need evacuating because the nearby oil refinery IS ON FIRE

Heartbreaking: The Worst Country You Know Just Won A Great World Cup Quarterfinal Game

Thank fuck for that.

It warms my coal fuelled heart seeing what the rest of the world thinks about England. We've only been saying it since 1277. Glad the rest of the world has caught up.

If you do one thing today, make sure you go to the Wikipedia entry for screaming and click the audio example. You won't be prepared for what you hear.

I pray that England wins tonight, not because I'm a football fan, or English, but because I genuinely fear for the safety of the wife of the couple that live in no.94.

Welcome back to the world of wrestling, Seamus "The Irish Curse" O'Shaunessy. Hope if he becomes Elite that TK can license the theme music The Wrestling Channel folks made for him

oh my god I'm so fucking lonely.

I had to see this, so now you have to see it too.

I'm not a betting man usually, but I'm putting 50p on IT HAPPENING because of a botched false flag attempt

If Swerve and Hangman went out for milkshakes, what flavour would they buy each other?

I just want to give a very special FUCK YOU to any local news outlet that puts stories like missing persons reports BEHIND A FUCKIN PAYWALL. That's dangerous shit.

Fuck me, Wales actually won a rugby game.

I don't know if Wales are winning because we're playing well or if Wales are winning because Fiji is playing terribly.

This Nations Championship thing is fucking unwatchable with all the fake A.R sponsor graphics all over the pitch which haven't been perspective corrected at all and it looks awful.

If Jon Moxley offered you a Death Riders joint, would you toke it?

I watch AEW for the action. The action:

I just saw a clip of Skye Blue failing to break a standard issue Britwres table and noticed there was a website printed on the underside of it... So anyway TIL pro wrestling EVE rents their tables so I'm glad Skye didn't break it because that would have been spenny.

I just had a "when I was your age" talk with some local teens. This gif is an accurate representation of how I felt saying it.

If Jon Moxley offered you a Death Riders joint, would you toke it?

Can someone from Bluesky HQ please vibe code back in the ability to view images again?

Go listen to @alkalinecollective.bsky.social song, NOW. It's 100% Al generated.

It's Friday, you know what that means! I'm following through, and releasing a song. Remember folks; 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖞 𝖌𝖔𝖔𝖉 𝖋𝖆𝖘𝖈𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖎𝖘 𝖆 𝖉𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝖔𝖓𝖊 sickner.bandcamp.com/track/the-on...

I watch AEW for the action. The action:

Lmaooooo at Takeshita playing FMK last night

I miss Hangman.

DEEEEN is coming home in the same way I'm a 6ft8 black lady named Trishella.

Two. Having dinner with and essentially acting as a local roadie for Lita and her band. And being the only example of spoken Welsh in all of AEW's programming.

Flip me over and start again Said the top to the bottom and then...

Gwan, do an article about how "gen AI in gaming is good, actually" while you're creaming at the thought of sucking up to another corpo malpractice.

Bluesky, if you're gonna pull posts from the wrestlesky feeds onto my main one, PLEASE serve something that isn't a horrible take with zero engagement.

Fastest two hours on television #AEWDynamite

I BELIEVE IN OUR KENNY 👏👏 #AEWDynamite

Ooo a precise metric fuckton of women's matches for Collision tomorrow #AEWDynamite

Couldn't let Shida celebrate on camera for just a little bit longer ey? #AEWDynamite

OOO PERSEPHONE YOU MINX #AEWDynamite

HA GIRL BYE #AEWDynamite

Is Shida sleeping? lmao #AEWDynamite

I want Persephone to lose because she eliminated my two faves so F her #AEWDynamite