IT'S BI-DAY AND YOU KNOW WHAT MEANS

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THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "NONPAREIL", AS IN BETTER THAN ANY OTHER, HAVING NO EQUAL. OF ALL THE TEAMS IN THE HISTORY OF AEW AIN'T NONE COME CLOSE TO BEING AS NONPAREIL AS THE CONGLOMERATION! EVEN NOW WE BE MISSIN' MY BOY ORANGE CASSIDY AND BIG TOM ISHII BUT WE STILL ALWAYS DOWN TO CONGLOMERATE!

Assuming they all watched AEW All Out unless he says otherwise

What if Chuck Taylor came out and supported Statlander as her manager for this title run? She did use his move to win the title. #AEW

And normally an EMF friendly match would work great in wrestling because it would be a match where two guys whack each other with fluorescent tubes while the song Unbelievable plays over and over on tinny speakers

the first Wednesday in ages that I have an actual conflict and can't watch Dynamite live. savor him for me, I'll be there anon

this is a poster’s strike all posting activity must cease until @jackharlow.bsky.social agrees to license “lovin’ on me” to AEW for blake christian’s entrance WE KEEP GOING until our demands are met

If my describing AEW as being gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys leads even one person to learn about Toni Storm for the first time, then quite frankly, I've reached the pinnacle of life's mountain.

the conglomeration is like antifa. it's more a point of view than a strictly defined faction

Completely enamoured with Jon Moxley sending all his soldiers to the back so PAC could have his return moment without any possible distractions. 🥺 The man is an angel pretending to be a demon. He loves his special lil guys so much! 🥺🥺🥺 #AEWAllOut

One thing about AEW matches is you’re always gonna see at least a few people masking in the audience 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

It’s important to more than just Hangman, TK. Change it permanently.

I just hope we get Roddy yelling “ORANGE!” at least once.

Firmly believe that Marina Shafir is the real leader of the Death Riders. #AEW #Wrestlesky

I just realized I like The Conglomeration so much because it’s literally just me and my friends in high school.

AEW's almost inarguable MVP, and I'd argue the best character in all of wrestling, for the last 18 months is a woman whose character is a delusional, Golden Age film star who wants to have sex with every other woman in the company, and whose every other sentence is a lesbian innuendo. She rules.

It's weird to explain this to non-wrestling fans, but: Right now in the US, there are two national pro wrestling companies, and the publicly traded one is bear-hugging Trump, while the one that is independently owned by a single billionaire nepo baby is frequently gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys.

on second viewing, Roddy might be the funniest here. he's really getting convinced to conglomerate until Kyle says "whatever" and then he's all 😤

Congrats to Kris Statlander, the first Floor is Lava contestant to win the #AEW Women's World Championship. #AllOut

Is the audience chanting "kiss" while Okada and Takeshita stare each other down? because I'm not opposed #AEW #Wrestlesky

Highly relatable honestly

Bryan Danielson: I've been traumatized by witnessing the public execution of Darby Kyle: bedoop bedoop bedoop bedoop bedoop bedoop

Weird moment tho to go from Darby dying a public death with no friends, and then to cut immediately to the Conglom having fun and teasing Orange. Think the story should be Orange coming back and actually being like why the fuck did y'all abandon Darby? #aew

YES THANK YOU STAT IT WAS CHUCK AND ORANGE NOT YOOTS, TONY

LOOOOOOOOOL #AEWAllOut

It says something when every match you compete in is up for MOTY consideration. Konosuke Takeshita is at that point. He just needs to start winning some of them in #AEW to get the full credit he deserves. Ospreay, Bandido, & Okada/Dorada matches this year alone.

just a Statlander fan at home, wearing her Statlander Saturday Night Fever shirt, celebrating Stat's win #AEW

Bandido doing a moonsault holding a freakin ladder is still living in my head. #AEW #AEWAllOut #Wrestlesky

I don’t think the wrestling world appreciates how f’n amazing Brody King and Bandido are. My god. #AEWAllOut

Mascara Dorada, my dude #AEWALLOUT

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Dear #AEW, - More intergender matches, tags, cooperation/fighting - More women's stables/groups, storylines - Women's tag & trios belts - What do the Death Riders think about DCF/Triangle of Madness? - What do the women think about Death Riders/DCF? - Conglomeratin'!

*Beth Kisses Adam* I love you.... *GOES DOWN SWINGING* I love you, AEW... That is one helluva love story. After Roddy and Marina's lovey-dovey moment, this one just 😘 MORE WOMEN VS MEN! @aewontv.bsky.social @allelitewrestling.com @tonykhan.bsky.social #WrestleSky #AEWAllOut #AEW

I was thrown by the finale of the coffin match yesterday, but I'm happy to see Mox and Darby's deranged love story/two-sides-of-the-same-coin saga continue #AEWAllOut 🤼

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He has these moments where he acts as and feels like a much more incisive, critical viewer of what’s happening in AEW than most of the audience, but interspersed with his delusions of grandeur that make his character full and faceted (much more so than anyone else in the company rn imo)

I love this so much for her 🥹 #AEWAllOut #WrestleJoy 🤼

Watching the media scrum. Fr, though give Hangman his gardening show. #AEWAllOut #Wrestlesky

hell yeah, Joe-Pye Weed is my favorite too #AEWAllOut

The tacky aftermath. #AEWAllOut

well, that was nuts #AEWAllOut

Hell of a match! I hope everyone involved is ok after that. #AEWAllOut

OC announcement and then Stat winning with the seatbelt? Closest we're getting to Best Friends being back huh? #AEWAllOut

I also appreciate that she pinned Toni Storm. They didn't pull the "wE muSt PRoteCt the chAMpiOn" nonsense of any title change in a multiperson match is someone other then the champion being pinned. #AEW #AEWALLOUT #Wrestlesky

STATLANDER, MORE LIKE CHAMPLANDER (star of #MysteryWrestling) #AEWAllOut 🤼‍♂️

wait has OC returned offscreen? I don’t know whether I’m disappointed or whether this is, brilliantly, the most OC thing ever #AEWAllOut

the Death Riders with Darby #AEW

that's my fucking champion. trim your bushes bitches. #aewallout 🤼