if you’re having a bad day just remember

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What if I start using a 450 headbutt I’d be unstoppable unless they move

Left my house at 6am for a flight that boards at 6:20am at the Orlando international airport and still made it. Just wanted to let everyone know that I’m the best to ever do it.

Hey in Arc Raiders you lose everything in your inventory unless you hide something in something called the safe pocket. They never explain where it is. WHERE AM I HIDING THOSE VAULT KEYS.

NEGATIVE 1 star??? Kiss my ass, Dave.

Be nice to your TSA agents. They’re still working without pay while shuffling thousands of people a day so they can get to their destination. Unless you’re this one rude lady in Houston that’s really (understandably, tho) grumpy & snaps at people for asking questions about security lines because

hey this game is v hard just like real life

ok fine Arc Raiders has been purchased if you see me raiding no you didn’t and pls don’t shoot me

Celluloid proof that we were the 2 final girls and ended the stream in the most poetic way possible. We are now BFF’s forever.

I am the greatest rookie Among Us player in history.

Big mungus tonungus. Twitch.tv/aewgames

what does this mean what is this game about I’ve never played it

We should just keep this map forever cause this will never not be funny

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Halloween 2025- Jushin Thunder SNAKEMAN 📸- Brainbuster 🎟️- @ringofhonor.bsky.social

Everyone leave me alone I’m going on a quest to capitalize capitalism.

I was gonna be Tony Schiavone but Hangman stole my idea COUNT YOUR DAYS PLANT MAN

what do you think I should be for Halloween this time last year I was the scream guy

It really bothers me when video games are all like “press start to play” but then you hit any other button and the game starts anyway I will be sending a strongly worded email to some developer friends of mine about this matter

Ok but what if we are both on the top rope and then I hit it and my opponent falls like 32 feet to their demise. (And I win) I’d be unstoppable.

oops just dropped this again

I punched that mountain right in the face and finished it last night. What to play next??? Apart from Outer Worlds 2 obvs.

what if I start using the heart punch as my new finishing maneuver and pull out a comically large stethoscope to check for heartbeat once I defeat my opponent

I didn’t think this wording through sorry

TONIGHT! WHERE ARE OUR COLLIDERS AT?! #AEWCollision starts at 8/7c on TNT + HBO MAX, TONIGHT!

Me? Just trying out PowerWash Simulator 2

And another thing Let’s get rid of the P in pterodactyl & other pterosaurs that have been unlawfully encroached on by the 16th letter of the alphabet. It’s about time we stand up to P. If you aren’t standing up to P with me, you are standing up to P against me.

….I have come to the realization that I’ve been mispronouncing “overarching” my entire life and no one has alerted me to this until today. If your height is equal to or above than 5’7, I hold you personally accountable and you will be hearing from my lawyer.

hey so yesterday @greatblackotaku.bsky.social (notoriously evil tall person) told everyone at work I wasn’t at work when I was at work and actually standing right in front of him had he tilted his head down he would’ve seen I was at work anyway I might sue him for emotional distress

Jon Cruz is finally memorialized in a video game

10 games to get to know me Resident evil 012(2remake)34(4remake)678

ok well is the belt boy thing happening cause I gotta go buy an outfit then

well well well if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions

really wanna go on a generational run like Mercedes but I also hate traveling with heavy bags so that’s why I haven’t won 12 titles at the same time yet

hey I didn’t really mean it I was doing a funny disregard posthaste

JOE FROM SAMOA COUNT YOUR DAYS

It would’ve been 5 stars if it was in Arena Mexico

trying to find/rent/win a title belt before 8pm so I can fight Mercedes at the PPV someone help

Tall people are the HOA of people

I didn’t leave the house today and I ran into zero tall people.

Hey if a tell person is being mean to you just throw some marbles in their path. They’ll probably start cartoonishly slipping and sliding and since their legs are (too) long it’ll take time for them to regain balance. And they’ll probably be all embarrassed, too. Win/win.

is this real do I have to fight Okada now (he’s pretty tall)

Hey if you’re having a bad day just remember Tall people often misjudge height and distance and hit their heads on stuff and it’s really funny

hey I’m sorry I was in a bad mood last night (I still fully believe this, though)

timeline asleep? ok cool here goes I think anyone taller than me should pay more taxes than I do

You can’t get a call from HR if you give HR the wrong phone number.

like, as a maneuver to finish matches not to torture the ones that don’t listen (or be mean) to me