what if I join NJPW and become their new ace anything can happen if you believe

did I just get attacked by a computer virus

Feverishly replying with “Yes you did” under every “I didn’t vote for this” post

#WatchROH @ringofhonor.bsky.social @kingserpentico.bsky.social

Tonight at 7/6c! WatchROH.com

I CAN FINALLY USE THIS SCREENGRAB

hell yeah congrats Willow TBS champ of the planet

how does he do the buckshot lariat off of anything he isn’t human man

did a lot of really cool stuff this year but I’m too lazy to make a collage tonight so here

Tonight at 7/6c! YouTube.com/RingofHonor

I mistimed covering my ears every time there was pyro last night I now relinquish my plea to get pyro during my entrance maybe just add a .midi pyro effect to the song or whatever

This PPV feels like a PPV Know what I mean? #AEWWorldsEnd

congrats Hyan and Maya they work really hard and RJ still didn’t get one lol

ok fine tell me your game of the year and maybe I’ll play it if I haven’t already mine was Expedition 33 duh

hey right now watchROH.com

‘Tis the season. 📸 Speedy Photo

🎁 TONIGHT! 🎁 We're giving the gift of AEW at a special time! Join us for #AEWDynamite on 34th Street at 6/5c on TBS + HBO Max, TONIGHT!

NYC you made me feel like I’m pretty good at this pro wrestling thing. We ended the year right. Thank you. 💚 📸 omgitsfeely

why is there a sideways door blocked by a staircase at the Hammerstein Satnam would never fit through this what are we doing

NYC too sorry

Thank you for posting my patented super impressive double bicep pose I did at the Hammerstein

spent 20 minutes in my hotel room and set off the smoke detector cause of the shower steam and I couldn’t fix it so a housekeeping guy (I think) came in while I was in a towel to help turn it off anyway watch AEW holiday Collision at 2:30pm raaaaaa

What. 👏🏼 Did. 👏🏼 Anyone. 👏🏼 Really. 👏🏼 Expect? 👏🏼

Thank you for capturing me repeatedly punching HOOK on his dumb forehead, Dan.

Constantly & accidentally jaywalking my little heart out whenever I come to the UK

just want everyone to know that I got off the tour bus after a 4 hour ride and went straight to the gym and I hated every second of it but I’m undefeated this week so

This Tuesday, 12/16! It's a Christmas miracle! For one night only, #AEWDark RETURNS with a Stocking Stuffer! Tune in at 7/6c to the AEW Youtube Channel!

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it’s not really that cold in Cardiff but winter is gonna show up tonight ok JetSpeed family fight

made it to Cardiff I can’t wait to try their local delicacies

if you think I already lost a travel lumbar pillow I bought on Friday you are correct now I gotta spend $99 on an airport one I’m also gonna lose overseas let’s go speedball v fletch was great

ok fine I’ll play Fallout: New Vegas again

If anyone is wondering how Stephen is doing: He’s fine. And he loves stealing cat food. THIEF.

found an airport bag stealer

I like how airports are all about keeping your bags with you at all times or else they’ll drop the planet fitness lunk alarm on you but when it’s baggage claim time anyone with enough confidence can pick up any bag from the carrousel & leave cause you are now in a lawless Mad Max state where water i

Thank you for this very real and prestigious award I couldn’t have done it without myself being a good leader and inspiration to the little people Mat pls present me with a physical award post haste I want to wear it everywhere

Remember when I signed up as Sting so I could get interviewed lololol

It’s up and it’s the last one ever. 🤼▶️ youtu.be/Lr6WGirLZtw?...

can I take over heyew it would be more like a sitcom

this is graphic

ROHPPV 2nite a lot of work to get to this point you should watchroh.com many thank you

I pledge to not lose my headphones over the next 3.5 weeks when going to these places: Indianapolis Columbus Tampa Atlanta Amsterdam Cardiff Manchester NYC Chicago Nebraska That being said, I will bring multiple headphones on my journey.

Update: Jack dropped off his children and left. They’ve made the gym their home. I do not know their names so I’m calling them Bebop and Rocksteady. This isn’t a daycare, Jack. You asshole.

Oh man happy anniversary do you want a work gift (that you’ll have to return at the end of the year)? You can choose between a used coffee mug, some loose leaf paper and Darby’s body bag

no and the flight attendant got mad

is airplane WiFi strong enough to play Arc Raiders on gonna try ok

go to the building way too early so I’m gonna play Arc Raiders on until my music hits tonight ok if you see me blasting robots on company time no you didn’t

This is Jack Jack is not my cat Jack doesn’t live here Jack comes in for breakfast/dinner & sometimes finds a room to sleep in I often forget Jack is here until he wakes from his 9 hour slumber Then Jack leaves Recently, Jack brought friends to the house that feeds him Jack is a snitch

Showing up to the airport tomorrow in a 9 piece suit, a monocle and a pocket watch that won’t detach from said pocket so the government won’t get mad at me. TSA BETTER leave my suspenders alone.

What if I turned it into a leg drop instead I would definitely be 2026 continental classic-ing then right