always funny seeing this one come up in the wild... i made this in the bathroom of my job in 2018. however it took me another 10 months to quit that job because it is hard to take your own advice

When Microsoft views Xbox as a worthy goal in and of itself, their game division succeeds. When Microsoft views Xbox as a means to an end, the game division fails. Every. Single. Time.

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus. FOSS nerds: the Torment Nexus cannot be ethical until it is Open Source

Some window cats of South Philadelphia

Can't explain it but I bet it smells good as hell inside 90s cgi art

EXPLODING BARBED WIRE TEXAS DEATH MATCH

A panel from dungeon meshi that changed my life

Oh is Bluesky dying again? Sorry I was watching a movie

I'm so excited for the new dinosaur but march 3 is a blood moon so they better watch out

Ok I’ve been thinking of stipulations MJF could choose and… hear me out… exploding barbed wire texas death match #aewdynamite

Current AEW feels like the highest ratio of “larger-than-life characters who can really tear it up in the ring” to “hey, remember THIS GUY?” there has ever been. Like some of the guys who can tear it up ARE nostalgia pulls but they are being infused with a flavor beyond “blandly gracious”

I am the #1 hater of babyface Dax Harwood but I love love love him as a pissy prima donna scold heel. I love how he wears his little glasses and how he wears his own merch but one size too small so it shows his tummy. (This is my favorite version of Cash too) #aewcollision

Believe it! #AEWCollision

All I can think during DR vs DCF is “Mox is going to unwrap & dig into Mark’s hand like a chipotle burrito“ #aewcollision

I know from scrolling (and just in general) that this is some folks’ first week watching AEW and phewwww what a week to start

Four women’s matches in AEW this week… I used to pray for times like these #aewcollision

La Mera Mera is BACK as she prepares to battle Julia Hart LIVE on #AEWCollision on TNT and HBO Max

look at this man playing string

CARTOON/SWETIE01.GIF

Someone a decade+ younger than I asked me if I saw the Matrix in theaters and how cool that must have been

When I opened my wallet my ID flung out and slid way under the couch, so I had to stop what I was doing and move furniture and crawl on the ground... ADHD final boss

folks, just want to make sure you all see MJF's party panties #AEW #HOGWrestling 🤼

[aew] petition for tony khan to not be a coward and show tumblr posts on screen instead of tweets

First career day at my son’s elementary school a success. Videos of me getting beat up were VERY popular and I only got asked how much I get paid twice.

lil froggy buys a mystery potion 🐸🧪

Art of the day Hans Panschar

*Taylor Sheridan pulling a slot machine arm* "Ok, we got... Kurt Russell... as a... Fire Chief in... Paducah, Kentucky" Paramount Exec: Sure whatever, here's $40,000,000. All of our parents: Prairie of Flames is the best show on TV

Listen I am NOT a misogynist I just think the low screentime aew gives its women is commensurate with how over they are and how essential their storylines/matches feel, and also I am a moron so I assume "getting over" and "feeling essential" are completely unrelated to investment from the company

google invents webp google slides does not recognize webp

“Why do people get so obsessed with these games?” Well capitalist societies ask us to maximize our ability to work and minimize our chances for pleasure. It is a lot easier to fire up a game instead of going out in our current culture.

I understand hating video game culture, because it sucks, but play is a neutral act. Humans love to play and it’s good for you.

It could happen today, on live TV. We could be watching it on repeat all weekend. There could be dubstep remixes and zoomer brainrot edits by quitting time today.

my drag name is Gouda Pinions

🪢 his little braid enchanted me and then. well. unfortunate 🪒

Bluesky should not get into this idea that blocking you is a problem. You can be blocked for any reason. You can be blocked because your pfp is annoying. You can be blocked because your vibe sucks. If you take this personally I think that’s also a reason you can be blocked.

incredible image on wikimedia commons

I offer: Jericho is in the crate I receive: Mariah is the one sending Mina flowers

OK thank you all I was thinking of the MJF/Ospreay 59:58 "ez dub" international championship challenge on Dynamite 250

There is SO MUCH that is transferable between figure skating fandom and wrestling fandom and we've gotta talk about it

Crying at Alysa Liu's little barette to keep the flyaways out of her eyes god bless #olympics #figureskating

What was the aew match that had the crazy female demo spike that made Meltzer go ???

Bring back AltaVista

"Xenoblade Chronicles X Definitive Edition Nintendo Switch 2 Edition" are there any other "Edition"s I should know about??

MY ROOMIE GOT ME WAFFLE HOUSE THAI BOXING SHORTS FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

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how your email finds me

Milord I am sorry to wake you but we have received a missive… a woman in AEW is complaining about her booking... a band of brave warriors has convened to ride in defense of the realm