Got dressed up for a date and I look like a pirate.

I have a stupid bit going with my roommate. Can someone photoshop (if you use AI I’ll throw you in the wood chipper) this photo of Turtle into making it look like she has war flashbacks?

Is Hunter Biden a Roger persona.

Finding 10k in my jacket pocket would change my life rn

I once listened to Joy Division so loudly and so frequently that a neighbor knocked on my door and was like “I just want to make sure you’re still alive”.

I just saw Alan Cumming in Goldeneye and blurted “I want him”

Watching my first James Bond movie don’t yell at me.

My roommate and I watched the Onslaught trailer and screamed “Reginald VelJohnson” at the same time.

If Latinos give you a stupid nickname that’s almost mean it means they like you. My friend named Cameron used to come over all the time and so they called him “camarón” and eventually just “shrimp”.

My cousin sent me a wrap made with Guatemalan textiles. I love it!

I miss my blue hair 😭

Been calling the guy I’m dating “diva” and “bro”

Hello. Job leads have been few and far between this year so far, and job hunting outside my discipline to make ends meet has been fruitless and demoralizing. I have not gotten a paycheck since October. I could use help making rent this month. “Thank you” - Stella PayPal: @StellaSacco Cashapp: #$SACC

Happy Pride, I’m bisexual which means I’m emotionally unavailable to everyone on the gender spectrum. 🌈

Today is hard so I’m doing a rewatch.

I got this delicious box of conchas from #losangelitosbakery in collaboration with the Latino Equality Alliance and they’re PRIDE themed. I love them.

A major reason I don’t want to lose my home is its proximity to burritos at any hour of the night.

My parents and I were invited to an Indian wedding a few years ago and my mom was enraptured by the fashion, culture and traditions and my dad was like “holy shit there’s so many kinds of tortillas”

When will I achieve my life’s dream of feeding a possum a grape.

Paul Bettany removing the bullet from himself in Master and Commander reminds me of the time I removed my own IUD against all medical and personal advice.

I got referrals to two different jobs that would change my life. I’m hoping to get an interview from either. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.

My dad spoke French with a Senegalese shop owner and they made friends and my mom said he fitted my dad out with a hat and a dashiki and I’m BEGGING my mom to take a picture. He was so excited lmao

I’m so happy in my lifetime I got to see Jessica Walter and Liza Minelli be incredible on screen.

My roommate is now learning how little I know about soda because I wasn’t allowed to have it as a kid and she’s going insane.

"this piece of media has gross stuff in it" man damn that sucks, did you talk to your mom about how the parental controls aren't working

I need to make 1000 in two weeks. Does anyone in LA want to buy a peloton that I sweat all over. I can clean the sweat unless you like that and in that case it’s 20 for the shoes too.

I smell very good and now I’m going to pedal my little heart out on a swan boat.

was completely sold on Justice Smith from the very first moment I saw him and he’s done nothing but prove me right. Also you absolutely must follow him on TikTok.

Imagine the perfect breakfast sandwich. What’s on it?

A story about my butt told while I’m in a mumu.

One time I was sitting outside a bar and this guy was screaming at his girlfriend for getting an abortion and she was like “you would have made a horrible father” and then she called her friend and FaceTime and held the phone to his face while she listed all the ways he sucks.

I’m gonna eat her feet.

Living in South LA, I’m comfortable knowing I’m not the only person on my block crying to Vicente Fernández at 7 am.

I haven’t slept because ever since I got home Turtle has been chirping and mewing and purring and just HOLDING on to me and nuzzling my face and it’s so fucking cute that I’ve just been petting her and intermittently crying about it for hours.

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Saw Ran for the first time and I feel electric. What an incredible film. A master in blocking. The guy behind me whispered “I think the lady in front of me is weeping” and I was lmao

Going to have dinner with a friend and then see Ran for the first time in 35 mm. So excited.

A boy is taking me to the echo park swan boats next week, am I allowed to catch feelings now?

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live nine inch nails Bad Religion White Zombie Run the Jewels Paramore Fall Out Boy At The Drive In Death From Above 1979 Descendants T.S.O.L Wu Tang

Date outfit

Whatever happened to Patti Harrison Reviews Animals. That was extremely my shit.

My specials skills include always picking the crunchiest pickle from the jar and getting boys to kiss each other for my entertainment.

Yeah unemployment hasn’t affected me at all why do you ask.

Just applied for a job I’m beyond perfect for. I need you to send me all your positive energy.

Thanks @adamtodbrown.bsky.social for taking me to my first Sparks game! Basketball! 🏀

Last night I convinced a drunk man to give me his pizza at the bowling alley and when I returned to my friends they treated me like a pirate that brought home treasure.

I want to sleep so bad but my allergies will not let me. I’m gonna sit in a steamy bathroom like you do when a pet has a cold.

My roommate used to be scared of seeing people throw up. My meds that I need and can’t get off of make me throw up. In the three years of living with me spontaneously throwing up every week I’ve desensitized her.

The idea that it's wrong or dehumanizing to be specifically attracted to fat people is born completely out of fatphobia, both internalized and otherwise.

Bowling night was a rowdy good time. I don’t even care that I bowled six gutterballs in a row.