Vanessa Guerrero
@nessguerrero.bsky.social
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Horror dork. Handsome idiot. Formerly El Rey, Attack of the Show. Formerly at Game Grumps.
I have a stupid bit going with my roommate. Can someone photoshop (if you use AI Iāll throw you in the wood chipper) this photo of Turtle into making it look like she has war flashbacks?
40 minutes ago
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Is Hunter Biden a Roger persona.
about 5 hours ago
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Finding 10k in my jacket pocket would change my life rn
about 5 hours ago
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I once listened to Joy Division so loudly and so frequently that a neighbor knocked on my door and was like āI just want to make sure youāre still aliveā.
about 20 hours ago
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I just saw Alan Cumming in Goldeneye and blurted āI want himā
4 days ago
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Watching my first James Bond movie donāt yell at me.
4 days ago
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My roommate and I watched the Onslaught trailer and screamed āReginald VelJohnsonā at the same time.
4 days ago
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If Latinos give you a stupid nickname thatās almost mean it means they like you. My friend named Cameron used to come over all the time and so they called him ācamarónā and eventually just āshrimpā.
4 days ago
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My cousin sent me a wrap made with Guatemalan textiles. I love it!
4 days ago
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I miss my blue hair š
5 days ago
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Been calling the guy Iām dating ādivaā and ābroā
5 days ago
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Vanessa Guerrero
Stella Sacco
6 days ago
Hello. Job leads have been few and far between this year so far, and job hunting outside my discipline to make ends meet has been fruitless and demoralizing. I have not gotten a paycheck since October. I could use help making rent this month. āThank youā - Stella PayPal: @StellaSacco Cashapp:
#$SACC
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Happy Pride, Iām bisexual which means Iām emotionally unavailable to everyone on the gender spectrum. š
5 days ago
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Today is hard so Iām doing a rewatch.
5 days ago
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I got this delicious box of conchas from
#losangelitosbakery
in collaboration with the Latino Equality Alliance and theyāre PRIDE themed. I love them.
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5 days ago
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A major reason I donāt want to lose my home is its proximity to burritos at any hour of the night.
7 days ago
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My parents and I were invited to an Indian wedding a few years ago and my mom was enraptured by the fashion, culture and traditions and my dad was like āholy shit thereās so many kinds of tortillasā
8 days ago
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When will I achieve my lifeās dream of feeding a possum a grape.
8 days ago
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Paul Bettany removing the bullet from himself in Master and Commander reminds me of the time I removed my own IUD against all medical and personal advice.
8 days ago
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I got referrals to two different jobs that would change my life. Iām hoping to get an interview from either. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
8 days ago
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My dad spoke French with a Senegalese shop owner and they made friends and my mom said he fitted my dad out with a hat and a dashiki and Iām BEGGING my mom to take a picture. He was so excited lmao
9 days ago
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Iām so happy in my lifetime I got to see Jessica Walter and Liza Minelli be incredible on screen.
11 days ago
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My roommate is now learning how little I know about soda because I wasnāt allowed to have it as a kid and sheās going insane.
11 days ago
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Vanessa Guerrero
chira š
14 days ago
"this piece of media has gross stuff in it" man damn that sucks, did you talk to your mom about how the parental controls aren't working
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I need to make 1000 in two weeks. Does anyone in LA want to buy a peloton that I sweat all over. I can clean the sweat unless you like that and in that case itās 20 for the shoes too.
11 days ago
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I smell very good and now Iām going to pedal my little heart out on a swan boat.
12 days ago
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was completely sold on Justice Smith from the very first moment I saw him and heās done nothing but prove me right. Also you absolutely must follow him on TikTok.
13 days ago
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Imagine the perfect breakfast sandwich. Whatās on it?
13 days ago
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A story about my butt told while Iām in a mumu.
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13 days ago
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One time I was sitting outside a bar and this guy was screaming at his girlfriend for getting an abortion and she was like āyou would have made a horrible fatherā and then she called her friend and FaceTime and held the phone to his face while she listed all the ways he sucks.
13 days ago
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Iām gonna eat her feet.
14 days ago
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Living in South LA, Iām comfortable knowing Iām not the only person on my block crying to Vicente FernĆ”ndez at 7 am.
14 days ago
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I havenāt slept because ever since I got home Turtle has been chirping and mewing and purring and just HOLDING on to me and nuzzling my face and itās so fucking cute that Iāve just been petting her and intermittently crying about it for hours.
14 days ago
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Vanessa Guerrero
Stella Sacco
14 days ago
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Saw Ran for the first time and I feel electric. What an incredible film. A master in blocking. The guy behind me whispered āI think the lady in front of me is weepingā and I was lmao
14 days ago
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Going to have dinner with a friend and then see Ran for the first time in 35 mm. So excited.
14 days ago
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A boy is taking me to the echo park swan boats next week, am I allowed to catch feelings now?
15 days ago
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Introduce yourself with 10 bands youāve seen live nine inch nails Bad Religion White Zombie Run the Jewels Paramore Fall Out Boy At The Drive In Death From Above 1979 Descendants T.S.O.L Wu Tang
add a skeleton here at some point
17 days ago
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Date outfit
17 days ago
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Whatever happened to Patti Harrison Reviews Animals. That was extremely my shit.
18 days ago
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My specials skills include always picking the crunchiest pickle from the jar and getting boys to kiss each other for my entertainment.
18 days ago
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Yeah unemployment hasnāt affected me at all why do you ask.
18 days ago
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Just applied for a job Iām beyond perfect for. I need you to send me all your positive energy.
19 days ago
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Thanks
@adamtodbrown.bsky.social
for taking me to my first Sparks game! Basketball! š
20 days ago
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Last night I convinced a drunk man to give me his pizza at the bowling alley and when I returned to my friends they treated me like a pirate that brought home treasure.
22 days ago
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I want to sleep so bad but my allergies will not let me. Iām gonna sit in a steamy bathroom like you do when a pet has a cold.
22 days ago
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My roommate used to be scared of seeing people throw up. My meds that I need and canāt get off of make me throw up. In the three years of living with me spontaneously throwing up every week Iāve desensitized her.
22 days ago
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Vanessa Guerrero
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22 days ago
The idea that it's wrong or dehumanizing to be specifically attracted to fat people is born completely out of fatphobia, both internalized and otherwise.
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Bowling night was a rowdy good time. I donāt even care that I bowled six gutterballs in a row.
22 days ago
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Girls bowling night outfit.
22 days ago
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