I need to go to bed early but I’m instead making cinnamon rolls and starting a rewatch of Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Big baby

MY ELOTE GUY NOW TAKES ZELLE. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

Now watching for the first time don’t yell at me

Watching Frankenstein reminded me of the time I had a bad trip on mushrooms with my horrible ex boyfriend and I started weeping because “I was Frankenstein” and he went “don’t you mean the monster” and I took a long shower and realized I hated him.

Turtle licked my discarded sock until it was damp and when I put it back on I made the most horrified and disgusted noise.

Please help out my friend Saeed ❤️ families in Gaza still need our help to stay safe and warm as winter sets in

I think a key part in successfully being my friend is remembering that I can be a little annoying sometimes but it will pass.

ITS BEEN MONTHS. I FINALLY FOUND MY COPY OF THE GREAT SHARK HUNT.

My cat rubbed her cheek on my phone screen and texted my roommate the word “eat”.

My mom got a voice message from her sister that was like “you always have to add your input don’t you” and I started laughing because my own siblings say that to me all the time.

ITS UP. TIME FOR CHRISTMAS UNTIL JANUARY 31ST.

I told my mom about how the internet and my friends saved me from not being able to get through December and I want you all to know you were added to her nightly prayers. I’m not catholic but I think if there was a god he would really really like my mom so her prayers count for something!

Lol just found out medication I paid $25 for last month is now $135

NO. oh god damn it this one hurts.

I love to inhale her.

I’m grateful Turtle has decided laying in me is cool, it’s when she rotates that I have a problem.

I’m $500 away! Thank you so much.

My friend lovingly bullied me into showing each other our bushes for “moral support”.

Thank you for every donation and share. I’m about $1000 away from making it to at least December. I love you all so much.

I hate having to do this but I’m desperate. I’ve been looking everyday for work but nothing is biting. I’m down $80 and I can’t afford my very needed meds and I definitely can’t afford my home when the first comes next month. I’m drowning in medical debt. Anything helps.

I lived it: I was shitting when they called my name at karaoke.

Hmmm getting ghosted right after a sent a photo of my new haircut. Must be no reason at all.

i would not be awed by the geico gecko if i met him or grateful for the money he's saved me on my car insurance. i would immediately step on him

Made cafecito for friends.

Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶

THE BOB IS BACK

Uh oh

She’s eating another egg

It’s crazy how watching Mad Men changed my life.

My friend treated me to a day at the Korean spa and I was so buzzed off relaxation I took this blurry photo of me and a hot roasted egg.

I can barely afford groceries rn but my mom is hooking me up with a fancy haircut so prepare for me to cut it all off again tomorrow. Say goodbye to long messy curls Vanessa.

I was laid off from Teen Vogue this week, alongside multiple other phenomenal team members. At our Summit, I was asked how it felt to be 1 of 2 Black women left and what that meant for representation. Now, there are no Black women at Teen Vogue and that is incredibly painful to think about.

No, YOU just ate three hard boiled eggs like a monitor lizard.

Oh god not the bört

AHHHHH

Reunited and it feels so good.

“Where have you been, slut?”

Turtle is so mad. She won’t come out of her hidey hole.

Bye bye Mexico. You were beautiful and a blast but I miss my cat.

My mom is watching the Dodgers game in the hotel room and she keeps startling me with shouting. The woman is sports crazy. I know she loves me more than anything but that she kinda wishes I was a jock like her lol

Churros and chocolate. I’m so excited.

All my friends are trying to convince me not to wear a sailor hat for fashion reasons.

I have had a great time but tomorrow I get to see TURTLE

Red chilaquiles with scrambled eggs and delicious beans with fresh Oaxacan cheese grated on top

Do you think someone liked her lucha trip?

Taking mom to her first lucha match