We did it Los Angeles! After a decade of looking up at Chicago in envy we are officially America's Rattiest City! Even better I managed to get one of the 250 shirts Orkin gives away each year to celebrate the winner. I will cherish it. That rat is having the most fun!

So far the most enjoyable thing about Good Boy is how deeply my cat is into it

Donald Trump giving Vladimir everything he wants in the "peace" plan with Ukraine seems an odd way to dispel rumors that Putin is holding that Donald/Bubba pic over Trump's, ur, head.

Is it weird that during the government shutdown the current director of the FBI flew to a ranch owned by the alleged "Bubba" from the "Trump blowing Bubba" email? That's not weird, right? www.thedailybeast.com/keystone-kas...

I don’t know why, and I don’t want to make a big hairy deal out it so ICE’s Special Media Prosecutor Division doesn’t notice, but People Magazine has been incredibly straightforward with their Trump headlines when he’s being a weird old asshole. They’re a quiet Facebook behemoth, so this is good.

Tom Brady just said "I love football" while watching the #ChicagoBears on offense what timeline have we entered I am unfamiliar with these feelings?

Ah yes, the old "don't call it fascism until the state starts killing people for calling it fascism and it's too late to do anything about it" argument

This is literally all the dudes trying to convince you there’s a crisis of masculinity

So I sent the exact same prompt and conditions that I gave Google's Deepmind music AI to a Hungarian guitarist on Fiverr to see the difference in responses. This is each of their takes on "a high gain electric guitar sweep picking arpeggios with distortion, no accompaniment"

Stood with Rep. Thomas Massie to watch @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social sign our discharge petition as the 218th and final signature. Thank you to the brave survivors who made the possible. Let’s bring it to the floor for a vote!

Everything is more expensive and the president is a pedophile.

Hell yeah O-Rod (and Feist)! youtu.be/CLyTgsnuSus?...

So surely we can swear in Adelita Grijalva now, right?

I saw a list article once titled "10 Men Ruined By the Kardashian Women" and OJ Simpson was on the list

Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”

I am happy someone finally wrote this article ... www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

At this point I'm pretty sure US elections are secretly decided Shark Tank style with all the candidates pitching their plan to topple the government of Venezuela and take their oil to a handful of bajillionaires

Arby's should start serving breakfast and just have it be all their regular menu items but with a single fried egg on top

I wonder if John Oliver's stance on Venezuela has changed at all?

This is what I get for recording a pro-Yamamoto segment for next week's episode of The Monday Show

I feel like all those Sleep Number bed commercial people would sleep way better if they just used blankets

Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich

I wish every Japanese Dodgers player played for literally any other team

On the bright side all known reports of ghosts at the White House followed major renovations so that ballroom is for sure gonna be haunted

leftists want you to believe that everyone with a nazi tattoo is a nazi, but the truth is more complicated than that: everyone who doesn’t mind a nazi tattoo is also a nazi

And now that child owes Michael Jordan a thousand dollars

Heads up that "The Perfect Neighbor" documentary on Netflix is "Dear Zachary" level sad

@adamtodbrown.bsky.social I know the perfect band for the repuicans to have at the super bowl ace of base

Okay but in AI's defense I also hallucinate a lot

Why is this administration so friendly with Argentina? Is it because that's where all the Nazis we didn't adopt after WWII went?

I wrote a thing about Trump ten years ago this month. And I was right! Let's celebrate? adamtodbrown.beehiiv.com/p/exactly-10...

Today my daughter's preschool is holding a farewell assembly for one of her classmates whose mother has no choice but to self deport. The school is hoping it will be joyful in tone, so we might make this less upsetting for this 3 year old. There's just no words for the uselessness of this cruelty.

"They put me on suicide watch and they put me in the cell, I'm naked, in like a hospital dress and just a concrete bed with like a mattress, like a thin mattress and, they leave the light on 24/7." @timmiller.bsky.social talked to a veteran who ICE wrongly detained and brutalized

Trump has once again turned a major city into that scene from The First Purge where the government expects the crimes to start and everyone parties instead

You cannot be fucking serious

great art is supposed to make us uncomfortable

I feel like the last time I actually saw someone burn a flag it was archival footage from the 1970s

Dave Chappelle is one of the most overrated entertainers in history. He's got one good comedy special and two good seasons of a sketch comedy show and all of that happened like two decades ago

New column up now! Every Mariah Carey album ranked from worst to best! Read it! adamtodbrown.beehiiv.com/p/a-potentia...

ER doc here! This is a lie. Wait times are up because the American healthcare system is an unsustainable business model and a for-profit national healthcare system just doesn’t work. These problems will continue to get worse until we change that system. It literally has nothing to do with immigrants

*Gets sent to gulag for tousling Trump’s hair on TV in 2016* variety.com/2025/tv/news...

If you were wondering when I’d deliver a 2,500 word ranking of every Mariah Carey album from worst to best your wait is almost over

Honestly shutting down the government sounds great right now

Happy MLB opening day everybody!

Thinking about maybe adopting the Chargers as my AFC team of choice to honor my dad who was an LA sports fan for reasons I’ll never understand and also I like their team colors a lot sky blue makes my eyes pop

Watching Dangerous Animals on Shudder and there was an ad for Dangerous Animals before it started

Starting to think Operation Paperclip might have been a bad idea

If you voted for him, you've done this.

There has literally never been a version of the FBI you could trust