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The only relatable email in the Epstein files

You don't even have to show your ticket to get on most trains, much less your ID. Some train cop just shows up later and asks to see your ticket and even that happening isn't guaranteed

US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE: "I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."

I don't want to be one of those posters but some people have doorbell cameras to watch for ICE

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I bet the Olympic skier is just one of several people Snoop knows named Breezy Johnson

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Not gonna lie when I heard them say "Quad God" I was expecting a figure skater with big meaty Saquon Barkley thighs but turns out he's just good at quad jumps #WinterOlympics

Abolish the post office www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

New episode of In Your Area with @adamtodbrown.bsky.social and @atifmyers.bsky.social up now! Listen in the You Don't Even Like These Shows feed wherever podcasts are at! youdontevenlike.com/in-your-area...

Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning. Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.

I can't believe I stayed up for the whole thing. Vamos to bed! #AustralianOpen

For local folks, here’s where you can find these on February 7/ where to give money straight to South side neighbors in need

“We are a Minneapolis 2nd grade Brownie Troop of 12 including trans and neurodiverse youth and 75% BIPOC kids. We want to go to summer camp and try horseback riding! During the current ICE occupation we need your support more than ever...” And that’s how I ordered 4 boxes of thin mints.

Hey, @adamtodbrown.bsky.social and I are opening up some mystery cards together on a very special IMBY today at 4pm Pacific! Come hang! www.youtube.com/live/VYwRFxf...

An entire community of thousands, here legally, having been demonized with deranged lies about eating pets, is about to be arbitrarily DECLARED illegal so they can be forcibly ethnically cleansed. I don’t want to hear one more fucking word about comparisons to Nazi Germany being overwrought.

I dunno, I suppose this week's guest on Conspiracy! The Show was kinda interesting. Full interview here: Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/7LQQ...

If you've ever wanted to listen to me run wild conspiracy theories past a couple of former CIA agents it is go time! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...

Designed a scarf this week

It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.

I haven't been able to sleep past 3am since I left the hospital but on the bright side sometimes the Australian Open is still on when I wake up. Good morning, Naomi Osaka!

BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting

If anyone was still pretending this isn’t just about excluding trans kids from public life, the Trump administration just opened a Title IX investigation into a Maine school district because a trans student is on a *co-ed* cheerleading squad.

hey, elected officials? nobody who says anything like revamp or reform or rehabilitate or retrain ICE has my vote. i don't want ICE 2.0. i don't want "hurt and terrorize and murder and abduct my neighbors but in a more socially acceptable way." get them fucking gone and maybe we'll talk

Sorry for being a conspiracy theorist when I posted this 😥

Thank you to @adamtodbrown.bsky.social for all of the YDELTS shows. Monday Show, You Don't Even Like Sports (with @heytherejeffro.bsky.social!), You Don't Even Like This Band (with Aaaandy and @travisclark.bsky.social ), Conspiracy!, and many more. Some may say too many. I don't. I say not enough.

Staycationing for New Year's Eve 💅

Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”

Yeah, this dum dum is talking about chicken pox. Anyway, it's very cool and awesome that he has so much cultural and political influence.

Anyone who's ever seen anyone on cocaine knows exactly what they're looking at here.

Finally. A satisfying Jake Paul fight.

I remember when evernote ate @adamtodbrown.bsky.social's standup set right before he went on and he slayed anyway. The mannequin chunk always delivers.

Michelin Star restaurants should have one giant inflatable Michelin Man for each star they have right out front to make them easier to find

Girls 5-Eva should do the Super Bowl halftime show in 2027

I hope Post Malone plays the one hour version of "Circles" that used to be on the Calm app at halftime of this #cowboysvchiefs game

NBC local news in LA cut off Trump when he started ranting about Somali people in Minnesota and switched to a story about a teen recovering from a diving accident

Has anyone tried telling AI to kill itself?

We did it Los Angeles! After a decade of looking up at Chicago in envy we are officially America's Rattiest City! Even better I managed to get one of the 250 shirts Orkin gives away each year to celebrate the winner. I will cherish it. That rat is having the most fun!

So far the most enjoyable thing about Good Boy is how deeply my cat is into it

Donald Trump giving Vladimir everything he wants in the "peace" plan with Ukraine seems an odd way to dispel rumors that Putin is holding that Donald/Bubba pic over Trump's, ur, head.

Is it weird that during the government shutdown the current director of the FBI flew to a ranch owned by the alleged "Bubba" from the "Trump blowing Bubba" email? That's not weird, right? www.thedailybeast.com/keystone-kas...

I don’t know why, and I don’t want to make a big hairy deal out it so ICE’s Special Media Prosecutor Division doesn’t notice, but People Magazine has been incredibly straightforward with their Trump headlines when he’s being a weird old asshole. They’re a quiet Facebook behemoth, so this is good.

Tom Brady just said "I love football" while watching the #ChicagoBears on offense what timeline have we entered I am unfamiliar with these feelings?

Ah yes, the old "don't call it fascism until the state starts killing people for calling it fascism and it's too late to do anything about it" argument

This is literally all the dudes trying to convince you there’s a crisis of masculinity

So I sent the exact same prompt and conditions that I gave Google's Deepmind music AI to a Hungarian guitarist on Fiverr to see the difference in responses. This is each of their takes on "a high gain electric guitar sweep picking arpeggios with distortion, no accompaniment"

Stood with Rep. Thomas Massie to watch @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social sign our discharge petition as the 218th and final signature. Thank you to the brave survivors who made the possible. Let’s bring it to the floor for a vote!

Everything is more expensive and the president is a pedophile.