I feel like the last time I actually saw someone burn a flag it was archival footage from the 1970s

Dave Chappelle is one of the most overrated entertainers in history. He's got one good comedy special and two good seasons of a sketch comedy show and all of that happened like two decades ago

New column up now! Every Mariah Carey album ranked from worst to best! Read it! adamtodbrown.beehiiv.com/p/a-potentia...

ER doc here! This is a lie. Wait times are up because the American healthcare system is an unsustainable business model and a for-profit national healthcare system just doesn’t work. These problems will continue to get worse until we change that system. It literally has nothing to do with immigrants

*Gets sent to gulag for tousling Trump’s hair on TV in 2016* variety.com/2025/tv/news...

If you were wondering when I’d deliver a 2,500 word ranking of every Mariah Carey album from worst to best your wait is almost over

Honestly shutting down the government sounds great right now

Happy MLB opening day everybody!

Thinking about maybe adopting the Chargers as my AFC team of choice to honor my dad who was an LA sports fan for reasons I’ll never understand and also I like their team colors a lot sky blue makes my eyes pop

Watching Dangerous Animals on Shudder and there was an ad for Dangerous Animals before it started

Starting to think Operation Paperclip might have been a bad idea

If you voted for him, you've done this.

There has literally never been a version of the FBI you could trust

Might just be all the Donkey Sauce talking but Guy Fieri makes a damn fine chicken tender

New article up now! It’s about a 1978 Elvis Costello song that sounds like it was written about America after 9/11. Read it! Share it! Subscribe! adamtodbrown.beehiiv.com/p/british-mu...

History rhymes a bit too well sometimes.

This 2015 piece by @adamtodbrown.bsky.social haunts me to this day. Time did not prove him “crazy and incorrect.” www.cracked.com/blog/why-com...

New episode of #YouDontEvenLikeThisBand up now! @adamtodbrown.bsky.social and @travisclark.bsky.social talk about their recent trip to see Oasis at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena! Get it wherever podcasts are at or right damn here: you-dont-even-like-this-band.simplecast.com/episodes/oas...

Watching a freeway chase on local news and dude used his turn signal when he switched lanes with like eight cops and no other traffic behind him

Snopes is the feds

The Caitlin Clark sat most of the season with a groin injury effect

I love when people say “the Bears could’ve drafted Mahomes” like it would’ve changed the Bears’ station in life at all. If the Bears drafted Mahomes he’d be on the bench in Pittsburgh and we’d be talking about Trubisky like he’s the GOAT

I am trapped in a 40-year abusive relationship with the Chicago Bears please save me

Williams was a photographer for Jet magazine. He took the photo himself. The OG selfie. Iconic. Orangeburg, South Carolina, 1956

Answer the question.

Weird how the Saudi guy didn’t demand that no one broadcast him getting booed #alvarezvcrawford

Crawford v Alvarez. Enjoying what will surely be one of the last professional sporting matches that allows non-white people to compete in America

This could happen and it would still be all about Trump

typo

What if I just talk about sports? We get it by now, right? I wrote an article about it 10 years ago. We know where we are now. What if I just sports?

That msnbc guy got fired for saying these words

If you’re getting mad at people for saying the Charlie Kirk shooting will be a turning point that makes this country more fascist on the grounds that this country is already fascist you don’t understand fascism

I was listening to an old Casey Kasem American Top 40 (I find this soothing these days) from 1985 where he told the story of Wendy Carlos, who scored The Shining and Tron, and her journey to becoming trans. Casey got all the pronouns right and it was presented as a slice of life, feel good story

This might as well say “here’s why every true crime documentary is too long”

I wish

wrote on charlie kirk for the newsletter this weekend

Getting rid of the homeless was one of the points of The Purge.

Hey. Watch Monster Island.

Fuck you

Just saw someone post a thing about how people on the right are hypocrites. Why are we still talking about that? Who are we telling it to? Literal preaching to the choir. Everyone here knows this and the people you are talking about aren’t following you. What is the goddamn point?

The Monday Show next week is gonna be spicy af

The Conjuring is the most overrated horror franchise of all time. Every movie is trash and so were the people those movies are based on.

In other news I think I’m done with Chicago sports teams as a whole www.thenation.com/article/soci...

Remember that time the Nazis burned down one of their own buildings and then blamed it on communists and used it as pretext for a brutal crackdown on civil liberties?

Hey just a heads up that subtweets or whatever they’re called here are not smart bombs Careful how you deploy them

Remember that you don’t have to post your first reaction and Bluesky is forever even if you delete

New episode of #YouDontEvenLikeSports up today! @adamtodbrown.bsky.social and @heytherejeffro.bsky.social talk about the greatest moments in the history of Shohei Ohtani's adorable dog, Dekopin. Listen here: Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/0m4d... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

Fine I’ll watch Andor get off my back

Hey remember when I had a Substack? Well I don't anymore because they heart Nazis. Hopefully the people at Beehiiv do not. Please follow and subscribe there! adamtodbrown.beehiiv.com Also there's a new article up right now! adamtodbrown.beehiiv.com/p/trump-want...