Ah yes, the old "don't call it fascism until the state starts killing people for calling it fascism and it's too late to do anything about it" argument

I think the biggest bombshell of the week is not just more evidence that Trump is guilty as hell, it's that literally every influential person is compromised and should not be trusted

Anyone who emailed Epstein after his 2008 conviction should have all their money taken from them and redistributed to pay for social programs

Reading these emails like

The exception to this rule is CJ Stroud who has sounded like a cult leader since his first year at Ohio State

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

Trump has such a recognizable style to his tweets and it's so funny that his team doesn't even try to emulate it when they post for him

The thing about Trump is that every Trump voter knows who he is but decided at some point that they were okay with this because he's making the country white again

Repost with an iconic fictional band

Lmao

Musk, desperate to prove he's human, is going to start retweeting clips of touchdowns with the added commentary "yes"

Heard Bovino speak for the first time and I wasn't expecting him to sound like Conan doing an impression of a nerd

Bluesky rn

I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.

Fuck Cory Bowman but I can't believe Pureval survived the Burrowhead declaration

wow big NY endorsements for cuomo still rolling in

The prosecution is like

My absolute worst lib impulse is the thought that it they really do run Trump in 2028 the Democrats should run Obama

This dude's been on the team for six minutes

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This is like when Taylor Swift fans are like "I listened to her album for thirteen hours because thirteen is her favorite number" Except, you know, a lot worse than that

Seems wrong that Indiana and Vanderbilt are good at the same time

FEAR was on the long list of games I desperately wanted to play when I was 13 but was too trapped in Nintendo hell. I finally played it last year and it fucking rips

It's actually insane that the "we must protect children from bad stuff online" people constantly do shit like this

I understand dunking on libs for being upset about the White House's demolition but I think it's a more complicated issue than just Sorkinesque sentimentality. Caring about it does not mean anybody is less concerned about ICE or SNAP benefits.

The dialogue is a whole other thing but the bit about "fuck you shoot me I'll die for this shit" and the reaction is the crux here, from Gandhi's time on down, no authoritarian in history ever knows how to respond to this and it's why it beats them whenever deployed

In a perfect world this is how we beat Stephen Miller but nobody texts him

Every time Rand Paul says something reasonable every liberal on Bluesky posts something like this

All joking aside, dumping galons of shit on top of civilians would be a very irresponsible thing for a king to do

Masterful gambit, Mr. President

Trump's power is an illusion and his response to TPOs from federal judges is proof of that. With the obvious exception of the flights that they swore they couldn't turn around, the admin has mostly followed TPOs until the Supreme Court lifts them through the emergency docket.

The best thing about the White House joining Bluesky is that they immediately reposted every other shitty government account that joined at the same time so you just have a list of accounts to autoblock

Undefeated in the North is still in play for the Bengals which is really funny considering they've won exactly three games in the division in the Joe Burrow era

Might cry

Joe Flacco hates every team in the AFC North equally and that's why he only thrives in this division

Every year since the Super Bowl run, Cincinnati has let a pro bowler on defense walk and confidently replaced him with a guy named Michael McDubious who had twelve ints the previous year that all just magically fell into his hands. It has not gone well.

People saying they can't believe the Steelers are playing like this against a bad Bengals team don't really get what a force of nature Chase and Higgins are

Flacco might not be a Hall of Famer but he does deserve some kind of lifetime achievement award

I don't have anything against the Mariners but I do find it kind of annoying that every person on Bluesky decided to be Mariners fans at the same time

Genuinely disorienting how we got from a national outrage about kids in cages in 2017 to this shit

The last time there was a no kings protest a white nationalist assassinated a Minnesota lawmaker and her husband. What do they think they're doing with this rhetoric

Can they even legally use the words "halftime show" lol

Pizza Hut Big New Yorker (1999-circa 2005): A massive "NYC-style" pizza, consisting of 8 wide, foldable slices. This pizza rolled out with an $80 million ad campaign, including a Super Bowl commercial chock full of NYC celebs. It returned in 2019, ONLY in Hawaii

The craziest part of Hegseth's speech was when he randomly said, "You must be tense. Let's do a little stretching, shall we?" Then started shouting out directions for the generals to turn their heads.

I'm convinced the only reason DHS felt obligated to reprimand that ICE agent is because he didn't have a mask on and was identified on camera. I'll be surprised if they do anything about the elevator incident.

Everything is really scary right now but one thing that's deeply funny to me is after years of trying to shape Biden's cognitive decline into a scandal, Republicans put us back into the exact same situation with Trump

Washington Post. Don't forget that they fired journalists too, and they've taken their paper and turned it into a tool for billionaires. I honestly think WaPo needs to be the next target. And lets not forget that they said this about Bondi, giving her a green thumbs up.