My work machine, mouse, and monitors are on the fritz today, and I’m blaming it on the CME.

More like mag-neato-sphere, amiriteyall

Mine too!

This is so stupid.

Baby’s first snow!

Blink mf

I have the song that plays when Lizzie McGuire tries on all of Franca Dimontecatini’s clothes stuck in my head.

Amplifying a MASSIVE benefit of what UBI & universal healthcare could do for people trapped in abusive relationships.

La luna está llena, mi cama vacía

If George Floyd's life and death kinda sorta mattered, Amir Locke's life sure the fuck did not matter to the voters of this city. That is abysmal when you think of it.

Continuing the trend of miserable post election awoo days.

hey wtf

it would be so unnerving for me if I lived in ward 12 in Minneapolis and had to accept that 5,000 of my neighbors voted for becka thompson

I’m honestly kind of disappointed that so many of my neighbors voted this way.

Me, pompously, seeing the Bekka Thompson flyer wedged into my front door jamb

What it’s 2025 since when

Please clap

The e in e line stands for excitement.

(She’s watching Taskmaster)

Who’s gonna join me in the new Hennepin Ave conversation pits

Try not to piss. Piss real hard.

Call me Galadriel, because I passed the test 😎

Staying in my childhood bedroom and terribly unsettled by the half empty snow globe.

La luna está llena, mi cama vacía

Raise your hand if you know what on earth an svg could possibly be

Quick wtf is an svg

Wish me luck!

Oh oh, it’s happening. I finally feel the fabled urge to buy plates that are almost bowls.

Awoo

Losing my mind over a post on the crochet subreddit where the OP calcd the area of her resized blanket by adding the number of squares of the each side together, and realizing, 600 squares in, that they’re making a 20 foot long blanket.

Hard day of missing a very good dog

Thank you uhhhhh Karl Rove.

Another glorious day of straying further from gods light

If anyone wants to know how my endeavors are going, a woodpecker is perched on and pecking at the owl I put out to scare away woodpeckers

Puppy’s first glimpse of the night skyline

Screaming Just generally

Simply yearning for whatever the heck was in the mug

Overheard, on a walk with the pup— A child whizzing by on a bike:*so loud and clearly that the person on the phone with me gasped and awwed* ‘I love you, mom!’ Mom, on her own bike: 😎 ‘I love you too’

Oh oh it’s here! The dread!

Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear

A TURTLE tiny BABY what do I DO

It’s chestnut crab season!

Are there more dead mammals on the ground than in years past or do I just have a puppy now who points them out to me

Nori and the Mysterious Case of the Oh My God Why Are You All Wet

Indoor spider!

It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!