Captain Jean-Luc Picardio

Next time I'm sparring at my boxing gym, I'm gonna give the guy a DDT to keep things fresh

A guy on stilts just tried to roast me at an event I'm attending, so there's a 50/50 chance I'm going to be in a hilarious assault trial sometime in the near future.

Politician gives tips on how to save money

Latest NERD! Free everywhere, including here! Just type "Jeff Has Cool Friends" into any search bar. Or just click this link! www.patreon.com/posts/153403... @nerdnumbers.com

Cool shit today on the JHCC channel! 4pm Pacific! www.youtube.com/live/PF6VAAl...

I've actually gotta hand it to the cops in the Afroman trial, they're much stronger than me. Were I one of them, I would've shot myself in the face by now. youtu.be/HM8Ee6pcXvQ?...

A cool thing about the WBC is that, of course want the USA to win, but if we lose that's also cool because we're geopolitical poison

The guy at the big & tall store when he realizes I'm only 6'4"

Mint on Card is in a week! Friday the 13th! Again! Anyways this lineup is an absolute banger, and if you're in the Valley and don't come to this show, I'll hold a long-standing grudge against you for it!

Devastated to realize that this is still incredibly funny

David Robinson's agent frantically texting him to ask why he's all of a sudden the most googled athlete in Red States.

Whoops! I'm in a documentary!

I just went to a short film festival, and one of the movies was made almost exclusively with AI and I booed the shit out of it 🤷‍♂️

Darkstalkers (1995) is the worst thing we've ever covered on NERD! @nerdnumbers.com and I watched 5 1/2 hours of the most fumbled bag in animation history. Listen to this show, do NOT, under any circumstances, watch the cartoon. (Just type "Jeff Has Cool Friends" wherever you listen to pods!

It should be legal to beat the shit out of the guy who puts these "We Buy Junk Cars" cards on your window if your car is less then 10 years old.

Man, we gotta stop nuking kids' brains with screens. I know it's convenient to get them to shut the fuck up at Applebee's with an ipad, but kids NEED to be bored if they're gonna have any chance in developing their minds. We're ironing out all the wrinkles those brains should be developing.

"One thing we're NOT gonna do..." No. That's one thing YOU'RE not gonna do, most likely because you are a cowardly weakling. I'm strong and brave. I'm gonna do the shit out of it.

Oh, hey! Got maybe the biggest hit in JHCC Channel history on today's Minute Rip! You should watch this and also maybe subscribe and be cool. youtube.com/shorts/X42pT...

Doing a Topps Stadium Club Remade Day Break at 5pm Pacific tonight! Come hang out and love me! www.youtube.com/live/-aLhCE8...

It's crazy how much young Tony Sirico looked like Van Damme, and now all I can think of is Paulie Walnuts doing karate-splits outside of Satriale's

Meet #Coalie the coal industry's new cartoon mascot in this clip from the latest Monday Show with @adamtodbrown.bsky.social and @heytherejeffro.bsky.social then get the full episode wherever podcasts are at! Spotify: youdontlike.link/gcl Apple: youdontlike.link/p4r Website: youdontlike.link/405

Currently playing Marvel Snap in the club

www.patreon.com/posts/you-go... If you just get your "You Gotta Check this Out" with @slatron.bsky.social and myself at @heytherejeffro.bsky.social's Patreon, then one of my favorite episodes with @hanamichels.bsky.social dropped today! A mut listen for any sci-fi fan of Babylon 5 or Deep Space 9!

I really do love the Mint on Card Comedy show. @heytherejeffro.bsky.social and the rest of the team deserve way more love for keeping the show going! Also we won a Pooh bear and that was really nice!

Opening some weird-ass chocolate cards from 30 years ago today at 4pm Pacific. Let's look at these freaks together! www.youtube.com/live/f15B276...

When I was 12 or so, I went to Whalom Park (for a whale of a time) and got on a spinny swing ride. I felt I was getting sick and yelled to stop the ride, as my friend and I were the only ones on it. The guy running the controls laughed and sped it up and I ended up puking fried dough on him. 🤷‍♂️

"I cOuLdn'T uNdERsTanD tHE LYrIcS" - people who think Born in the USA,a song entirely in English, is about being patriotic

Me thinking of how the Patriots can still win

The Patriots last chance is to engage in what I'm going to affectionately refer to as Bane-Gate

As a Patriots fan, I can still appreciate the symbolism of this terrible, nightmarish game.

Bad Bunny looking sick as hell for the halftime show

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Choosing Bon Jovi to introduce the Patriots

Oh, is there a Musicball happening during the football game?

Man, these cards are so great and I'm stoked to open a hobby box of them at 4pm Pacific today, so come hang! www.youtube.com/live/8wV8R2f...

Imagine being a Bill Maher fan?

Hey, @adamtodbrown.bsky.social and I are opening up some mystery cards together on a very special IMBY today at 4pm Pacific! Come hang! www.youtube.com/live/VYwRFxf...

Just for fun, I wanted to see how many people are seeing Melania on opening day. It isn't many, but this dude is TOTALLY gonna be jacking off, right?

Opening one of my absolute favorites, today at 4pm Pacific l! 2 guaranteed MCU autographs is great! We like that! www.youtube.com/live/HyO2CBI...

Opening up some 40-year old Garbage Pail Kids in a little bit, come watch and support me with kindness and eyes! www.youtube.com/live/IsQv2ty...

I can’t see these guys as anything but extremely divorced dudes now.

I'm being joined by @andreaguzzetta.bsky.social today at 4pm Pacific for a live Mailbag! We're gonna open Pokémons! Come hang! www.youtube.com/live/5w-ijQm...

Mint on Card's 10th Anniversary show is tomorrow night, and I'm really excited to have this insane lineup to celebrate! If you're in SoCal, you can't miss it!

Hasbro's GIJoe Classified Series Legacy Action Police Officer is an incredibly versatile figure that you can plug in to just about any action figure display.

Btw there's a reason you've never seen a cop competing on Jeopardy.

Fun fact! Supreme Court Barnes vs Felix - 2025 A police officer who steps in front of a vehicle is defined as “officer-created jeopardy” and DOES NOT legitimize deadly force.

You either die a Farley, or live long enough to become a Schneider