Not only am I opening this box today at 4pm Pacific, but I'll be accepting @nerdnumbers.com challenge to show off the weirdest graded card in my collection! Come watch and hang! www.youtube.com/live/SXKenEA...

It's @erichowk.bsky.social Day over on Jeff Has Cool Friends! You might know him from @portugaltheman.bsky.social, or maybe you know him from being cool and my friend! Either way, check out patreon.com/jeffmay for early access to uncensored episode with bonus content! NOW! DO IT NOW!

I'm home, let's open some friggin overpriced Disney cards today (Wednesday) at 4pm Pacific! www.youtube.com/live/hjkox4L...

The only correct choice for the Super Bowl halftime performance is whoever I, specifically, liked when I was 15. Any other choice should be considered an act of sedition.

Mint on Card is this Friday at Blast from the Past in Burbank! This lineup is sick as hell, the show is free, and we've got all sorts of free shit to give away! Come hang, because if you don't, it means you're a loser with bad breath.

Has anyone checked to see if Pete Davidson has taken pilot lessons recently?

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

Men's Rights Activists going on their podcasts to complain about how men are having less sex than ever

TYSM @heytherejeffro.bsky.social & @nerdnumbers.com rarely do I get to not shut up about DS9!

Star Trek DS9 cards with @hanamichels.bsky.social today (WEDNESDAY) at 4pm Pacific! Come watch us open cards and pull that horny Odo card! www.youtube.com/live/wY5nt89...

New episode of #TheMondayShow up now! @adamtodbrown.bsky.social and @heytherejeffro.bsky.social discuss a depressing report about American kids, ICE embracing surveillance technology, and so much more! Get it: Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... Spotify: creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...

Happy #BatmanDay to all who celebrate! As a special gift, @startthemachine.bsky.social and I are presenting you with a free gift of some classic, previously paywalled episodes of TAJWB (swipe to see which ones), which you can access for FREE over at Patreon.com/jeffmay! No membership required!

This month's Nerd! (cc @heytherejeffro.bsky.social ) and @tjshevlin.bsky.social comes to play! I thought I was a Tim Drake Robin fan, and he puts me to shame. He has a TIm Drake tattoo, Batman Returns figure, and an amazing theory on why Tim Drake is Peter Parker! www.patreon.com/posts/nerd-3...

Jeff and Abe: Hat Guys!

Me and @abeepp.bsky.social doing a pod together??? That's like that time George and Elaine hung out alone! This one is REALLY fun, so listen up, you precious freaks! www.patreon.com/posts/139001...

Hey man nice black hoodie/news boy cap combo. I know a The Dark Knight blu-ray steelbook hates to see you comin

Got to meet @heytherejeffro.bsky.social tonight and it’s cool to meet your heroes sometimes.

Also, Burbank, comedy tonight is good, actually! Food truck, giveaways, no cover charge, rad venue, etc...

Happy 24th anniversary of that time my college roommate bought a .22 rifle in order to protect Farmington, Maine (pop. 6,565) from global terror. He also bought a toilet brush to use as a loofah.

Primitive War was really fun, as was this conversation with Cool Friend Nick Wechsler! He played a racist Punisher on The Boys! He got permanently disfigured on Always Sunny! He's great! As are you! Patreon.com/jeffmay to listen early and uncensored with bonus content! Free everywhere next week!

The one good thing about you-know-who still being alive is that you know he's most likely in a lot of terrible pain, and I think that's pretty swell.

How I imagine Jeff looks when posting about Christmas in September

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Dropped a bunch of cool shit today, and I'm doing a special Mailbag at 4pm Pacific where I'll be opening a Costco Final Fantasy x Magic the Gathering box! The stream is here: www.youtube.com/live/QsqwPrg... And the podcasts are easy to find.

New episode of #TheMondayShow up now! @adamtodbrown.bsky.social and @heytherejeffro.bsky.social talk about the impending shutdown of #AlligatorAuschwitz, Will Smith's AI nightmare concert video, and so much more! Listen below or search You Don't Even Like This Show wherever you git yer podcasts!

Why are so many Republicans against fellow Republican Gavin Newsom?

Low-key ruined my life 13 years ago, so that's cool.

*gets up from dinner table* "If you'll excuse me, a 22-minute toy commercial I watched 30 years ago is being remade and I have to cry on the internet about how I can't jack off to it."

Sigourney Weaver in Galaxy Quest Appreciation Post

Was just informed that "find a sexy genie" is NOT a good retirement plan??? I hate it here.

. @thelogantrent.bsky.social and @heytherejeffro.bsky.social indulged me in doing a podcast on "Logan's Run" (The 1976 movie) Reservoir Dogs w/ Alien as Mr. Orange is a premise this berthed, but we dropped it to talk about cats! www.patreon.com/posts/nerd-e...

I hate this, but not for racist reasons. That old guy looked just like my grampa, who was...ok, maybe for an accidentally racist reason.

Honestly, we're gonna need even LESS regulation if we want a true homegrown Kaiju.

Bringing back some cool insults, all you dickweeds are on notice

I love when people say "I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy" because like, how lame are your enemies? Get some enemies that deserve terrible shit, you fucking nerd.

Chilling with the boys, might fuck around and enter a feedback loop of classic comedy quotes or obscure baseball players from the 80's and 90's.

Opening cards of a rude cartoon from 30 years ago! Come watch today at 4pm Pacific! www.youtube.com/live/SHY6N9Q...

Me and the vincible homie were gonna succumb to fatal damage later

Just got shushed in a hospital waiting room, and I've never felt more powerful.

Studios Make a Movie Without a Scary Blue Sky Beam at the Climax Challenge

Just farted in a casino, and this is the most American I've ever felt in my life

Me looking at the unused bathing suit I've left in my luggage during the last 7 trips I've taken

One can only hope.

Invincible cards on I Must Break You today at 4pm (Pacific, because I'm a cool, coastal elite, California dude) ⬇️⬇️⬇️ www.youtube.com/live/YvZp96Q... ⬆️⬆️⬆️

A hot girl and the torture chair from The World Is Not Enough (1999) could fix me.

Gearing up for the finals at the Weaponized Incompetence Olympics

Just once I’d like to step out of a nice hot shower and be able to look into a mirror that’s not immediately trying to fuck me.

When I heard that first “Hit It Brett” at the beginning of the new Monday Show and @adamtodbrown.bsky.social cut off @heytherejeffro.bsky.social with a blaring rock song, I had the hugest smile on my face, even though I was jogging while listening.

From #SDCC2025 JG Jones: My Life in Comics panel with JG Jones‬ & @heytherejeffro.bsky.social is now online @ www.thecomicbooks.com/audio.html#S...