Imagine being a Bill Maher fan?

Hey, @adamtodbrown.bsky.social and I are opening up some mystery cards together on a very special IMBY today at 4pm Pacific! Come hang! www.youtube.com/live/VYwRFxf...

Just for fun, I wanted to see how many people are seeing Melania on opening day. It isn't many, but this dude is TOTALLY gonna be jacking off, right?

Opening one of my absolute favorites, today at 4pm Pacific l! 2 guaranteed MCU autographs is great! We like that! www.youtube.com/live/HyO2CBI...

Opening up some 40-year old Garbage Pail Kids in a little bit, come watch and support me with kindness and eyes! www.youtube.com/live/IsQv2ty...

I can’t see these guys as anything but extremely divorced dudes now.

I'm being joined by @andreaguzzetta.bsky.social today at 4pm Pacific for a live Mailbag! We're gonna open Pokémons! Come hang! www.youtube.com/live/5w-ijQm...

Mint on Card's 10th Anniversary show is tomorrow night, and I'm really excited to have this insane lineup to celebrate! If you're in SoCal, you can't miss it!

Hasbro's GIJoe Classified Series Legacy Action Police Officer is an incredibly versatile figure that you can plug in to just about any action figure display.

Btw there's a reason you've never seen a cop competing on Jeopardy.

Fun fact! Supreme Court Barnes vs Felix - 2025 A police officer who steps in front of a vehicle is defined as “officer-created jeopardy” and DOES NOT legitimize deadly force.

You either die a Farley, or live long enough to become a Schneider

Can't believe it's been 5 years since I made this, which ended up in a "Why we're firing you" message from corporate

Whenever the world is a dumpster fire, I take an edible and listen to @heytherejeffro.bsky.social lose his mind on “Tom and Jeff Watch Batman” about how bad the animated “Hush” is. Like 200 episodes later and it’s still a foundational episode. Worth every penny.

I'm high as fuck watching the 1990 Royal Rumble, and Savage is wearing the sickest gear and just keeps choking the shit out of Jake the Snake and I want to watch this in a movie theater

Got a bunch of cool stuff to take a look at, including multiple blind bags and a Bonus Break! Today at 4pm Pacific! www.youtube.com/live/zIzxt79...

I will do everything exactly the same and ruin my life beyond repair.

Opening these weirdo fight cards today at 3pm Pacific! There's gonna be 2 autographs! ALSO opening some cutesy fun shit! It's called layers, people. www.youtube.com/live/NgdD6oi...

www.patreon.com/posts/nerd-p... Hey @heytherejeffro.bsky.social didn't listen to my demands to be uncompromising artists and is letting Patrons votes on what next season of Nerd! will be. So, if you want to defy me, go vote!

Aw man

Early episode of YGTCO with @slatron.bsky.social and myself just dropped on the @heytherejeffro.bsky.social Patreon! @moviehooligan.bsky.social indulged me in watching THE WORST episode of Babylon 5. And he still showed up to podcast when we were done. patreon.com/posts/you-go...

"You mighta heard I run with a dangerous crowd" -Billy Joel, lying his fucking face off

Folks, @nerdnumbers.com and I would like to gift you two (2) special episodes of NERD! for Christmas! 1st, we're joined by the incredible @taffetadarling.bsky.social over on the Patreon to talk about Batman Returns! Fun/gross! On the free feed, last year's exclusive on X-Men TAS Xmas special is up!

Bonesaw took like, 6 hard kicks to the face from Spider-Man and just shook them off before trying to kill him with a crowbar. Absolute legend shit. Anyways, Merry Christmas.

Hey, I know Christmas Eve is a weird day, but if you're not doing anything at 4pm Pacific, come watch I MUST BREAK YOU on the Jeff Has Cool Cards channel! It's gonna be a big fat break, so let's hang! www.youtube.com/live/QWkRuAv...

Bari Weiss’ two accomplishments so far are hosting an interview that she desperately wanted people to watch (but they didn’t) and trying to spike a news story that she desperately wanted nobody to watch (but they did)

FREE, LONG AWAITED SEQUEL ALERT! Today, Alex Simanovsky and I reunited to drop the follow-up to our 2022 hit one-shot pod "Do You Hear What We Hear", but this time, we're talking movies and tv, baby! And the best part is that IT'S FREE everywhere you find Jeff Has Cool Friends, so check it out!

DJ: "WERE GOING OLD SCHOOOOOOOL!" *plays a song that came out when I was an adult*

My Ferrero Rocher Consumption (by month) Jan: 0 Feb: 0 Mar: 0 Apr: 0 May: 0 Jun: 0 Jul: 0 Aug: 0 Sep: 0 Oct: 0 Nov: 0 Dec: 2,855

I Must Break You this afternoon at 4pm Pacific! These are gonna be really fun! Come hang! www.youtube.com/live/TOcMM82...

The BEST way you can help Hero Initiative is with a small (or large!) donation! You can even make it recurring, and we LOVE our small, recurring donors! Go HERE: www.heroinitiative.org/donate-to-he... To donate via PayPal, Network for Good, Venmo, or Zelle! You can also scan these QR codes!

About 4 nights a week, when my brother and I were roughly 7 (me) and 9 (him), we would wake up around midnight, watch Stand by Me on VHS, and then go back to bed. We did this for over a year.

Puppet Mrs. Claus could absolutely get it

People whenever you mention the fact that David Bowie fucked a few kids

Every single sit-down chain restaurant is just "Applebee's with a Twist." Olive Garden? Italian Applebee's. Chili's? TexMex Applebee's. Outback? Diarrhea Applebee's.

I let the patrons vote on what to open, and they almost picked Desert Storm cards, so this is actually really nice! Come watch at 4pm Pacific! www.youtube.com/live/Pib0stA...

At this point it kinda feels like 50 Cent got into music so he could fund his true passion of being the greatest Hater in all of recorded history

Mint on Card is Friday night, and we're stacked! Join me with @jasonv.bsky.social @joeybragg.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social @anylaurie16.bsky.social Anna Simeri and Ryan O'Flanagan at Blast from the Past in Burbank! Never a cover charge, lotsa giveaways, the best night in a Burbank! Come by!

Hell yeah, that's the exact age my grandma's heart exploded

Great episode of Jeff Has Cool Friends just dropped with the amazing @tjchambersla.bsky.social over on the Patreon! We slid right into it and lost track of time and it's really fun and good and helpful and listen to it! www.patreon.com/posts/144898...

Yeah, I recall the most famous reindeer of all. That's what "most famous of all" means, you fucking dolt.

Let this be the motto of the AI movement.

Is this anything?

Look at this insane lineup for they're December 5th Mint on Card! LOOK AT IT! PLUS giveaways all night? I think we're doing comedy wrong, because this should be expensive, but it's free instead