I think bad customers have ruined hairstylists, I need someone who's gonna tell me "No. Stop. Don't do that."

This is SO cool 😎 Always wanted to be in a ZINE!!! Thank you for interviewing me!!! Check it out --

INTRODUCING FUNLAND NO. 3 // ARRESTING DEVELOPMENTS What's eating @qdork.bsky.social & @apthomson.bsky.social? What's stopping @maggiemaefish.bsky.social?? What planet is @theuniverse.bsky.social from??? These answers & more!!!! Cover by @princessaggy.bsky.social funland.itch.io/funland-zine...

This was such a trip of a show. And the finale was a great topper.

🚨DRUGS🚨

"Who knew stallions were such good lobbyists?"

I've just been alerted that some FAKE GAMERS don't like the new Silent Hill, smh

This final episode of Amy’s Dead End Dream House was great! @maggiemaefish.bsky.social really went out on a…. HIGH note! 😚💨😉 nebula.tv/videos/dream...

TONIGHT on a very special season finale episode of Amy's Dead-End Dreamhouse... Amy accidentally sleeps in for a week. Determined to "get her time back" she orders DRUGS from a hotline to make time go backwards.

Idk why this song is bi, it just is. Happy Bi Day you unraptured heathens 🩷💜💙 youtu.be/CcNo07Xp8aQ?...

With friends like these, who needs alarm clocks? ⏰

TONIGHT on a very special season finale episode of Amy's Dead-End Dreamhouse... Amy accidentally sleeps in for a week. Determined to "get her time back" she orders DRUGS from a hotline to make time go backwards.

"Our parents ate lead paint, and we are made of microplastics❤️"

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I actually *would* wish depression on my worst enemies, it would even the playing field a lil bit

Today I need to put a spotlight on the absolutely brilliant @thedoophus.bsky.social who brought to life about 10 different characters for Amy's Dead-End Dreamhouse.

Robert Redford is not only a brilliant actor, but he was also an extremely talented director. He gave Mary Tyler Moore her first "serious" role and gave us ORDINARY PEOPLE, one of my all time favorites. 🥹❤️

If you can, you should check out Amy's Dead-End Dreamhouse. It's fantastic and will make you feel feelings again, like you used to.

Is it bad that I kinda want these?

🎵 Product Trading Cards!!! 🎵 🎵 Cards you can trade, the products you love...🎵

Catch more of @ifycomedy.com and @maggiemaefish.bsky.social on Nebula now nebula.tv/videos/dream...

My friend drew my dog taking TeeVee on a walk since she wanted one so bad on the most recent episode. Hope it's everything she hoped it would be! @maggiemaefish.bsky.social

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Four more shows Off-Broadway at The SoHo Playhouse, NYC. Would love to see ya there. www.sohoplayhouse.com/see-a-show/k...

Damn, those leopards have been practicing their aim

watch this, maggie has made an incredible show

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr:

I cannot CANNOT recommend this enough. We started on this last night and you are not ready. Lynch would be proud.

"That's *exactly* what Patient sounds like."

Having worked in healthcare for over 20 years, the Triple Dirt insurance bit had me in stitches (not covered by my deductible). 💯 Realest shit out there. The interstitial "commercial" segments add to that by being the spiritual successor to Tim & Eric and Wonder Showzen. Curmudgeon approved.

Tonight!!! Amy can't get out of bed, so her appliances convince her to seek professional help.

Last night my best childhood friend got married and I was her maid of honor. I held her in the hospital when she was born. We grew up across the street. She followed me to college and everywhere she goes, she creates community and family. She's my hero and my goofball. Cheers to my Molly Dolly 💕

Have you been injured by a novelty lamp you were *assured* you would be able to drink??? 🌋 Then you know... just who to call ☎️

oh no - it me

oh shoot, do i need to become this friend?

Gawdbless the "should we kiss?" friend. Everyone has one, and if you don't, then you're that friend.

ignore the haters drink the lava lamp

As @maggiemaefish.bsky.social said: "Empathy is a slippery slope to understanding and taking action." youtu.be/QwpanShgOp4?...

Danny Phantom can GET IT. You can watch the entire interview with THE @jamieloftus.bsky.social RIGHT NOW over on Nebula!

I am so emotionally dependent on orange juice

Even if he didn't let's pretend that he did

"Men work all day at *hard* jobs like skyscraper or meat store." - @billcorbett.bsky.social as Mike The Microwave

This is extremely cool

This might be the wildest thing I've seen on TV, they force ghost'd the sloth from ice age

If you aren’t watching this show already you should check it out! A mix of nostalgia, whimsy and a sometimes dark sense of humour with some sincere life reflection in there too. I especially love the ‘commercials’ they are hilarious and manage to capture the vibe of the era very well.

At the beginning of the episode, Amy is feeling great after taking an art class from the local community college. But as Mike becomes more and more misogynistic, we used the art piece to track Amy's sense of self worth through the episode. Here's all the pieces created by our brilliant art team!

My gym teacher actually did fall in love with my English teacher but it was not reciprocated and he became severely depressed, bummed out the entire school, anyway cool hope it works out for you guys tho

The thing I loved about Tamagotchis is that they were just like my mom's pet rock that she had as a teen but mine could tell me when it died

"George O'Keeffe was a real guy's guy."

Maggie’s show is so wonderful yall, I adore each episode.