Smile (2022)

Thinking about running for office, how many nazi tattoos do I need

*me reading any article about anything* you guys need to listen to more jazz fusion

Reverse goatse

Slightly increase a band: Manilla Boulevard

i lickitung her starmie til she squirtle

KOJIMA NOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T BE A SLEEP TOKEN FAN NOOOOOOO!

back to the future scene where marty pulls out a family pic to see he's fading away but also the twin towers come back one by one and a third one appears

Koyaanisqatsi

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Happy Mother's Day from this legend

Brazilian first wave bm: sex holocaust

first wave black metal song titles: i’m fucking evil i kill for satan second wave of bm titles: moon of aryan winter third wave of bm song titles: my despair in the misty woods

Happy Mother’s Day 🧵

I don't think there's any possible summary of this Knicks - Sixers series than: dumb as hell

Benis (boy penis)

Me n who

May the Mother's Week be with you

Deeply unserious creature

I’m 90% sure that Threads exists to help develop that rage virus from 28 Days Later.

Zohran Mamdani is John Fetterman's Babu Frik.

LORD MF SUMMERISLE

guys come on they write it like "magick" you know they gotta be serious

allowing the daughters of the confederacy to exist at all and rewrite the history of the south and refusing to execute every member of the confederacy by hanging was one of the biggest failures of the United States

The C beneath the Cs of the C

happy Piccolo Day

Explaining learning a second language to an American:

Come at me bro. I’m in Hell.

Real question, did we ever find out why Grogu is narratively important

reminder that I released an album a few weeks ago and it's pretty good and you should listen to it ampwall.com/a/scoured/al... scoured.bandcamp.com/album/still

hey hey, are you having a great friday?

i’ll never forgive aaron sorkin and the entire west wing creative team for brainwashing a whole generation of liberals into thinking the best we can ever hope for is minor, incremental change “when the public is ready” and that “one for me, one for you” evenhanded politics was the highest ideal

Calvin’s dad voice: The two types of philosophy are mysticism and lists. All philosophy falls into one of these two categories. Plato? Mysticism. Aristotle? Lists. Confucius? Lists. Zhuangzi? Mysticism. Despite constantly talking about true essences and infinite attributes, Spinoza is lists.

I'm trying to think of controversial but plausible categorization choices. So far the best I've got is that David Lewis is mysticism while Deleuze and Guattari (when working together) are surprisingly lists.

BRICKED UP WHILE AUTHENTICATING MY BUD'S AMANTILLADO

Can’t wait to hear what the World Cup visitors think of the endless haunted hallways beneath City Hall

Digitally, and on vinyl. Don't remember the first one I owned on CD

Cara posts about making weird electronic art and her cat, they are suspending transwomen on here because they don’t like them and don’t want them here, it’s fairly obvious at this point

I hope every Knicks fan celebrating a very shame