evelyn normielib is real and she is coming to a primary near you I cannot count the number of conversations I’ve had with normal offline liberals that would be TOS violations over here

"Promise Me, America" was selected for the title over the original draft, "The Old Man Who Just Completely Blew It"

In a while, cinephile

sorry but george lucas embracing a new technology to the great detriment of a work of art absolutely makes sense

God grant me the fuel to accept the things I cannot change, Fire to change the things I can, and that which i desire to know the difference

I don't play "Souls-likes" because I'm an atheist and don't "like" believing in "souls" ha ha "get good" at rationality and science

me: i must practice the dharma also me:

it's always funny how, for ages, these same chuds always valued art based on labour involved, ie if someone taped a banana to a wall or just painted a large canvas red, it was "lazy" and "anyone can just do that" and now that AI lets them larp as creators it's "none of that matters, only intention"

wait a second

Libs just really fucking hate poor people huh?

RIP Sigmund Freud you would have loved to analyze whatever was going on in tiktoks of straight women explaining Boy Cats

While JK Rowling and Amnesty are being mentioned in the same breath it's worth remembering why she lost her job there.

One of my favorites from @beetlemoses.bsky.social

Harvey Dent was Black and didn’t become Two Face in Batman (1989) too but there wasn’t YouTube to monetize shitty nerds so I understand why they get a do over.

When I want reality to be Orange but my bitch creator wants it to be Blue

We’re just normal men

Okay, reading some more about this and I'm sorry, "Carrie is just a kid with a dream in her heart and a skip and her step" and "her mom can be overprotective, but that's her little girl godammit!" is things I would say as a mean spirited parody of Flanagan's whole approach.

SAD STORY 😢 Mitch: I am having heart surgery Lindsey: I know.. I love you **after surgery when Mitch woke up, with only his father next to him** Mitch: Where is he?? Father: You don't know who gave you the heart??? Mitch: what?? **starts crying**

lindsey graham has died of sids

“pasta is just insipid chinese noodles, send tweet” - marx, the grundrisse

Lindsay Graham and Mitch McConnell are helping your liver train itself for the big one

And if you were a fan of the Phillies taking Drew Titsworth in the 11th round, you're going to love Mets 14th-rounder Zach Crotchfelt.

looking for a bisexual king who understands vinaigrette emulsion

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

DO YOU READ SUTTER CANE #instabook #horror #suttercane #inthemouthofmadness #readordie

Getting an interview for a job at the torture factory as one of the victims.

I'm beginning to dislike my job, groveler at the horrid temple

Generated my chart last night but forgot to post it whoops

lindsey graham won't see your jokes and memes because he got diarrhea and is in hell now, but someone writing an op-ed titled "the left's problem with manners" might. So make them really funny.

Lindsay Graham dead after VAR review

Bootlicking really do just be woke phallocentrism

The KHive is inherently Juggalo.

I cannot fucking stand the "oh there are some factors working against us, we better just give up and cry" reflex that mediocre politicians born before color TV have trained into you. Self-aware wreckers do not do this much damage to the party

The Efficient Biden Hypothesis ignores that this same man, nearly unable to speak, got up on that debate stage and bet the entire world on it. He lost, fought his own party for control for weeks and then undermined Harris' campaign for months. The sheer vanity and selfishness is just breathtaking

Oh, you think it's funny that he literally shit himself to death? That he rose up like a pebble atop a geyser of his own refuse and broke his neck on his ceiling? That his family had to see the man dressed in his own stew like an undercooked buffalo wild wings boneless wing in 'Caribbean Jerk' dress

fair but the only thing sillier than American exceptionalism is when British posters try to get in on the we are the world routine

its very funny how all the discourse was about mitch mcconnell being dead and, not to be upstaged, lindsey graham bit the big one

this match decides who gets to keep all that nazi gold

I have seen more Norwegians this month than 20 years of listening to black metal

That's what he wanted you to think 👁️

working merch oh you mean my unpaid internship

A fun Zizek style solution to the AI cheating problem is to let the students submit AI generated work, then let an AI grade the work so the big other is appeased. After that you and the students are freed up to do actual pedagogy disconnected from ideological demands.