one time a professor made fun of us cuz no one could think of an adjunction other than tensor hom. jokes on him because they all are tensor hom

an important fact about sesame is that her mom is my SILs obstetrician which means sesame is too which means sesame is a skilled surgeon who birthed my niece via c section

cats are just croissants objectively both in terms of butter and softness

some boomers are okay

no talk her she seepy

was just at a bar where they were playing a dogs-jumping-as-far-as-they-can competition and now i understand sports bars

hey guyg. i don't normally post things like this on here, but pancake

Cozy Kitty 😺

Itty bitty pretty Kitty in a little box 💜📦😸📦💜

mind you i requested 100/hr

huge new for the AI haters: pigeons are good at radiology too. i trust him with my life

We just woke up 🥱 #cats #catsky #catsofbluesky

eyeball cleanse if anyone needs it

what is a totient. is it a play on "total quotient"? i've ne'er (poetic never) thought about it

cat (some of which there are or have are by the way)

look at him again. he's proud of how orange he is

hamter

one must imagine sisyphus dragging his huge dick across the gravel

she

my son is so orange

mind you this is just how he looks

gorgeous boy alert

Round loaf fur ##kittyloafmonday

he

Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Todayes Moonday is approxmitly 23% mannix

before disagreeing with me online keep in mind that i'm actually correct

just realized aging is a homotopy

in retrospect it should have been obvious that nicolas bukkake was actually a group of mathematicians

now i can't sleep thinking about how every mistake ever made is just an abstraction of "false"

okay idk how to say this the best way but it's so frustrating when an online meme makes fun of a dumb mistake someone made, but you also taught math and seen that all people very regularly make far dumber mistakes.

something for los panqueques (testing fan base name)

megan stalker don't be funny challenge (impossible)

Weale we in the middle of starey gontest.

OkaY oim haV moine aFter dinnEr knaP,,, wUtts haPPnin?

awoo awooo (i'm a timberwolves fan now idk how to post about sports tho this is my first time)

just had an idea for a new gaming console called the Microsoft Swinch 2

support group for 30 year old mid mathematician bisexuals who love their cats too much and don't understand how banks work

THRILLING UPDATE (emotional saga): today i had to leave pancake to go to a bar with a friend, but he got called away to have sex and i am thrilled to announce i am back with pancake before 10pm. i am listening and learning and always striving to Be Better.

peek male athleticism

do you want to hear something truly devastating. republicans do NOT have permission to enjoy pancake. i cannot fathom being them

brian jordan alvarez. does anyone agree?

URGENT: sesame loaf

my crine my squircle is just every account i have ever interacted with

pragmata (bideo game) is good game 1/1

How I Slept Today Dandy has made her triumphant return to the pillow after scaring the feet back into hiding. Spike is remaining vigilant against repeat incursions.

My chicken leg 😻

he need a snacc

here's what i don't get about cat people: there is no actual photographic evidence of cats being cute

being 30 is wild cuz the most communist radical person i know from college will suddenly post on linkedin about celebrating 3 years with amazon corporate

can i say one thing that no one can refute.. elon is miserable meanwhile pancake is just cuddling with me and purring