Hey @thehill.com we’re still waiting on your apologies for this lie. 🤷‍♀️

i have more pancake lore. i often make sounds to get him to notice me, but he never forgets a sound. i'm really good at coming up with weird sounds but it's gotten more and more difficult over the years. 9 years in and i have to really try to get his attention purely by making sounds

congress must answer ONE question: is a six pack of socks 12 socks or 6

lately been fucking around and buying strait upt jif peanit butter i don't care if it has added sugar? as long as ice agents breathe we should get to do whatever we want

they should make an marijuana edible that doesn't taste fucking vile

tik tok is wild cuz wdym no one else in my extended social circle knows about the twins who sings about split pea soup every day

we'll know it was dombus

(Freshly bukkaked voice)

follow my sons new account in case i get spanked again by bsky

THE ONLY GOOD ICE AGENT IS A **** ONE

they tried to k*ll me but what is 72 hours to a god

just realized this BS was part of my moderation filters lmao. unsubscribing because i think this it is disgusting to demonize gloating over fascists being harmed.

pray for **** ice agents

not to brag but one great thing about minneapolis is i get my first grade teacher liking my posts calling for v-----nce against ICE

"christ the redeemer" sounds gay as hell in all honesty

there should be a word for photosynthesis but where you get energy through looking at cat noses

Latenite archival babbyGonz time!

getting shot in the face in a nuanced, ambiguous sort of way

i feel like social media is just fucking with me too much. every day i go from smiling at a cat photo to genuine horror at some news story. like i don't mind getting news on social media but there's gotta be some better way to divorce these things.

Using imagery online of the shooting by an ICE agent in Minneapolis, we’ve created an animated sequence which highlights the approximate positioning of officers and vehicles at the scene. The red dot represents the agent who fired the shots. Yellow dots are other agents who arrived at the scene.

to be clear, i do not think ICE agents should get due process or constitutional rights. they should receive life sentences in a foreign torture prison by default, with no reporters allowed.

i think we can all agree there is no one better prepared to meet this moment than chuck schumer

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

has anyone considered a nile red (chemistry guy) stan account? i'm worried he doesn't have any yet. he should have at least a few

i'm so tired. as everyone goes to bed tonight, please keep this image in your mind. it is more powerful than any federal agent. they will lose, one way or another, whether now or later. i know it's cliche but i still believe dr king that the arc of the moral universe will bend towards justice.

ICE agents do not deserve human rights.

i can't say how i feel about this online so can u guys use your imagination for me

mathematicians prove your published results at least once challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]

we'll now

pancake ate with this

Like (imperative).

the frustrating thing regarding will byers coming out and subsequent stranger-thing-review-bombing is that noah schnapp IS coincidentally a terrible actor.

valve branded sex toys called the Steam Dick and Steam Dock

An essential development over the past decade-plus is that the ignorant went from feeling chastened when their ignorance was revealed to banding together and deciding that, actually, they were right. They might disagree at times, but they agreed that ignorance itself was an indicator of trust.

shelters in the US will be like"oh this living breathing work of art? yours for 27 dollars if you promise ur not ed gein"

it's fucking wild that people compute determinants when they are nonzero with probability one. like just pick a number lmao fucking nerd

i fucking love when they do this face

REUTERS: a boy sits forlorn, his father is photographing him while he waits to be hand fed fresh watre

karolina wydra for better or worse is the hottest person to have ever existed

Apologies here is the boy

a photographer took an image of him

cryin thinking about octopodes

okay for those who don't know, pancake mysteriously smells like a different mystery food every day. anyway tonight it is maple syrup and im crying cuz its so on brand and ive never detected this before and also HOW does he do this

not to make it serious but everyone keeps saying the stranger things coming out scene was way too dramatic and unnecessary. but i remember literally shaking like that when i first came out to my brother and it was so scary to me lmao. idk im worried we are gaslighting young gays into thinking its EZ

can you believe this

I put out food for about a dozen strays. If someone lost a cat then my front porch is a great place to look. My cat food brings all the cats to the yard.

everyone please manifest "simba come home." he lives like a block away and went missing last night and i have hope in my heart

i'm devastated bcuz my mom just revealed that there is a witch nearby who collects stray cats and she never told me. she's just aura farming in peace i guess

someone on tik tok said they had a severe eating disorder and they found a super malnourished skinny cat and they both worked through it together and i haven't stopped crying since i read that 170 days ago

i am going to provide more pancake lore. he loves these fleece blankies, which is mostly why i always have one on my bed. however, whatever blanket is on the bed itself is never correct. he always requires a second blanket which is less spread out and atop the bed.