shed tears while wearing a shiz university costume (i'm 30)

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Dandy is sleepy.

zagreus fucks btw

the hardest part of being a former member of an all male acapella group is that i'm not there to do House Tour with them

i would like to announce that after being shot by MANY meanies (sad!) i have escaped for the first time in ark raiders. follow me for more inspo

quick question why do you guys hate me

this is baby corn btw. he is so important www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrRBBmK5/

i'm sorry but i'm sick of pretending that the bassoon being the most beautiful instrument and also being called faggot outside of the US is a coincidence

thinking about baby corn

reposting again because i'm worried not all 642 of my followers saw

#birdbot

has anyone looked into arc raiders LGBT-esque logo? interesting!

let he who is without dick jork the first peenar

charisma is the one thing all the angry little nerds can’t build and can’t buy no matter how rich they get or how much of society they destroy and I just think that’s beautiful

It seems we have a guest - a tiny orange street kitten with white feet, belly, chest and tail tip. He’s super clean, healthy, uses the litter box, eats heartily and is totally fearless. Baby teeth and just changed eye color put him at a big 8-10 weeks. #kitten #gingerkitten #foster #blackcats

arc raiders for babies reddit ELI5 beginners guide gamers over 30 tips and tricks

*unprocesses ur vulkan shaders*

i would like to announce that i lost 10 pounds and did one (1) skincare and am hot again

my fellow nerds may appreciate this space i found on wikipedia (intersection of all these forever) that is one of the simplest examples of a compact connected metric space that is not a union of two proper closed connected metric spaces.

This is excellent news for Magic: The Gathering players

holding my penis like a friend

he's never heard of majorie taylor green and he doesn't even care that he hasn't. probably thinking about the birds outside or wet food or something

there's gotta be at least one person who would stan Trump/Mamdani 2028

Zohran cucked Trump in less than an hour, adjust what you think political strength looks like if you don’t think it looks like him

one nice thing about pancake is he lets me scoop him up and just hug him for like 90 seconds straight. like i can tell he's not super into it cuz he doesnt purr but he knows i need it lmao

hello?

one of the rejected podcast episode candidates

Hades 2 nominated for GOTY, and i have to say i was skeptical at first but i can actually see it. i don't think "massive scope" should be a requirement for awards like this.

view this thread to instantly weep

one wine mom thing about me is i keep emergency chocolate by the bed bcuz sometimes i wake up with a desperate craving for chocolate

I have just the cat

thinking about how the binomial name for cats is felis catus

OnlyCats where you sell stuff like a custom video of petting ur cat while telling them a particular follower says they love them

bugonia but where i just need to make sure that they truly appreciate pancake (and i often don't believe they do)

Bugonia (2025)

Whether it's Barack Obama wearing a tan suit to a press conference or Donald Trump calling for the execution of Democrats, both presidents engaged in norm-busting behavior.

winifred constance

we need laws against this

did u know all the light that hits earth starts as a photon that takes like 100,000 years to random walk from the core of the sun to the surface and then has about a 1 in 4 trillion chance of hitting earth.

sometimes i wish i had a more important job so that my facetious wit would go further. imagine being a surgeon and saying things like "not unc bleeding out"

been seeing a lot of "why are celebs so skinny suddenly" discourse which is bizarrely bereft of "obviously because of GLP-1 injection availability." it's obviously because of GLP-1 injection availability. thin people can easily get/abuse it too. that's 100% what's happening.

it was touch and go for a second but elordi is 100% hot again. just so everyone knows

u know something cool. i can't remember the name of that gymnast rapist doctor. he's just in prison forever and being forgotten.

has anyone seen winnie

I had to briefly move him off the bed to change the sheets and when I brought him back in he immediately walked over and bit me

This is easily an order of magnitude larger than the number of firings in the entire years-long 'cancel culture' panic. www.reuters.com/investigatio...

hello motherfuckers

okay being old enough to have once plugged in a usb powered light to use with a gameboy before it was backlit, i wish i could tell my younger self how fucking lit handheld gaming would get lmao. i would have screamed

bugonia is good and gets a 1/1. follow me for more movie reviews.

i love chickens cuz they will really just be a bunch of slightly annoyed ladies and they have to tell you about it