Here is cat. 🐱

thinking about him again (bah boney)

at my wedding and/or funeral there should be unlimited garden salsa sun chips. everyone should finally be able to be sated once and for all. no one will run out of garden salsa sun chips

i can't believe i'm saying this, but pancake behaviors report is only 99% this week. he beheaded a mouse and left it in the yard and then he got in a car fight within one week. i know he's never done anything wrong but i still have to say his truth.

too puppys

#birdbot

Kittys cozies bed in the heat 💕

meu colega de trabalho favorito

extremely common fromsoft experience

Okay. Here's Kitty with his favorite egg ring.

guys i'm so scared is this a mountain lion

This is Parker. He likes frequent brushing and butternut donuts. He's been our little buddy for 13 years!

okay one thing in obsession that seems like a legit mistake tho: Ian shows up frantically at Bears house to tell him he got a billion dollars, but it makes no sense given the previous scene.

my pro tip for traveling is to wear a silly cat shirt because ppl are desperate for a non-generic thing to say in small talk and then you get to talk about cats instead of the weather and you weren't even the one to bring it up

22 years ago today I released Salad Fingers.

house was so good despite being incredibly bad. new gens may struggle to understand

imagine wacking up to this face. we'll that's how it's like to be me

rewatching obsession and when she says "i love you so so so so so so so so much" that's literally me when i come home drunk to pancake

ooh black betty. amberlamps

wake up babe i've finished computing the fractal dimension of oreos

wait genuine question is bisexual a product or coproduct

every day i wake up and become bisexualer

yall i finally did it. i made a grocery trip specifically to do the buy-3-get-3-free sodas. ur boy now has 72 sugar free drinks😎

he ⚫️ ⚫️ 🔻

fuck is wrong with polis

BREAKING: Melat Kiros has won the Democratic primary in Colorado’s 1st district. The democratic socialist has unseated the district’s 29-year incumbent by running on Medicare for All, abolishing ICE, ending forever wars and more.

does anyone know the actual time witching hours end and babbing hours begin

Onn mine waye.

As you wish. ❤️ This is Oliver (brown tabby) & his actual twin bro (littermate) Loki (harlequin who's gradually becoming a tabby with the spread of his dark fur spots!) 😊 💖 💖 Born from a feral mama, I'm guessing different fathers.

Ok let’s get down to idt. Imb subbose yoo are wuntering wye imb axe you all heer todey.

Since I don’t want the Internet Police to arrest me, I shall comply with this ruling. Philophrosyne has *opinions*.

This is Link. You are staring into the eyes of a remorseless criminal.

I feed ferals

Someone on Facebook made me this of my Pete and I just about cried. He's been gone for two and a half years.

Here's my almost 17yr old baby, taken this morning

genuinely, lowkirkenually, how is this website real

My tuxedo cat is yours’ twin! Mine is blind however.

also i didn't even mean for this to be a reverse psychology post but it seems like 0% of people read it correctly and it worked out anyway

*nodding solemnly with full comprehension* yes, I see. there’s a special kind of kid who can’t play sports or go to the bathroom

The Shadow finds anti-cat posts pathetic.

Guaranteed: 1) Black girls will be harassed and demanded to be tested over and over again regardless of how competitive they are. 2) Winners from public schools will be relentlessly hounded by the parents and coaches of losers at private schools, with the goal of making them quit the sport.

surviving the heat today.... more shots to come

I get it. This sweetie has been gone 2 years. Miss her every day.

I post frequently about my Rags, and she’s been dead for 3 & 1/2 years

I don't post often about Freya, who's been gone about as long, but I do think about her.