Merv has a Ham!!! youtu.be/5GIsx1w9Sts?...

I love how his eyes think before he answers.

do u guys even know tha merv the cat has a new baby brother that she named HAM

are calico males canonically femboys?

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lol

for me touching a cats nose is like resting at a site of grace. this is why it's so important to tell me if you have any cats if i am at you're are house

reaching incredible levels of tik tok

baby corn

so today my baby niece found a game where she would run and "hide" in the pantry (stand completely visible 10 ft away) and then when we asked where she was she would come running and laughing holding canned tuna or some shit. she fell down every single time cuz she was too excited 😭😭 i love her sm

One of the many touching things that happened this past week was that my friends at @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social named a new rabbit after Fergus. Like my Fergus, he is BIG and soft and sweet and has huge adorable paws.

women disgusted by uncircumcised dicks are 100% the incels of women lmao

the wicked special was so good i'm not gonna ngl. idk if/how much post production occurred but they were literally so good. and they wisely did not have michelle yeoh sing lmao

one of the most important things in life is when i wake up in the middle of the night and hear pancake bathing himself

btw having grown up in minneapolis, the police were like pretty openly racist and everyone knew it. i was stopped and let go like 4-5 times by cops. i have several black friends (otherwise just like me) who were stopped and NOT let go. they actively enforced truancy laws against only blacks kids, eg

just had buldak ramen and i agree partly. but it's still overhyped. 6.7/10 for the price. it do be the spicy tho

23 today. shot within seconds for literally no reason except a cop thought he had a gun. in the US, where it's legal to carry guns.

shed tears while wearing a shiz university costume (i'm 30)

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Dandy is sleepy.

zagreus fucks btw

the hardest part of being a former member of an all male acapella group is that i'm not there to do House Tour with them

i would like to announce that after being shot by MANY meanies (sad!) i have escaped for the first time in ark raiders. follow me for more inspo

quick question why do you guys hate me

this is baby corn btw. he is so important www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrRBBmK5/

i'm sorry but i'm sick of pretending that the bassoon being the most beautiful instrument and also being called faggot outside of the US is a coincidence

thinking about baby corn

reposting again because i'm worried not all 642 of my followers saw

#birdbot

has anyone looked into arc raiders LGBT-esque logo? interesting!

let he who is without dick jork the first peenar

charisma is the one thing all the angry little nerds can’t build and can’t buy no matter how rich they get or how much of society they destroy and I just think that’s beautiful

It seems we have a guest - a tiny orange street kitten with white feet, belly, chest and tail tip. He’s super clean, healthy, uses the litter box, eats heartily and is totally fearless. Baby teeth and just changed eye color put him at a big 8-10 weeks. #kitten #gingerkitten #foster #blackcats

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*unprocesses ur vulkan shaders*

i would like to announce that i lost 10 pounds and did one (1) skincare and am hot again

my fellow nerds may appreciate this space i found on wikipedia (intersection of all these forever) that is one of the simplest examples of a compact connected metric space that is not a union of two proper closed connected metric spaces.

This is excellent news for Magic: The Gathering players

holding my penis like a friend

he's never heard of majorie taylor green and he doesn't even care that he hasn't. probably thinking about the birds outside or wet food or something

there's gotta be at least one person who would stan Trump/Mamdani 2028

Zohran cucked Trump in less than an hour, adjust what you think political strength looks like if you don’t think it looks like him

one nice thing about pancake is he lets me scoop him up and just hug him for like 90 seconds straight. like i can tell he's not super into it cuz he doesnt purr but he knows i need it lmao

hello?

one of the rejected podcast episode candidates

Hades 2 nominated for GOTY, and i have to say i was skeptical at first but i can actually see it. i don't think "massive scope" should be a requirement for awards like this.

view this thread to instantly weep

one wine mom thing about me is i keep emergency chocolate by the bed bcuz sometimes i wake up with a desperate craving for chocolate

I have just the cat

thinking about how the binomial name for cats is felis catus

OnlyCats where you sell stuff like a custom video of petting ur cat while telling them a particular follower says they love them