reminder that black eyed peas "i gotta feeling," which has been confirmed as objectively the worst song ever made, spent literal MONTHS at the top of US charts. months.

wayward (netflix) is actually quite enjoyable and has interesting trans representation. it weirdly has a bunch of superficial issues but is otherwise good? like it makes me think mae martin has potential here. and there is def a market for queer horror/drama

normalize committing crimes because your cat was too cute

fb is such a cesspool lmao. i swear it's the most consistently negative platform and idk why. people was saying evan peters looks bad here lmao. he's 38 btw like he's allowed to have one single crows foot.

penis, even.

about if bad bunny will speak english at the super bowl lmaoooo

cock

idk who needs to hear this

just realized something huge: cock sitter group

deep down i still want floam

i'm in love with his stupid little third eyelids cuz wot

I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".

if i cry at ted lasso does that make me a shitlib

a pickle from the fridge can be so slutty. like when it just hits right and it's cold and crunchy and wet. think about it

urgent:

Here’s this weekend’s Mormon church shooter/arsonist. No wonder Trump and JD haven’t been shooting off their mouths.

bro she's not into you stop talking about the 25th amendment

bullet casings with "got paid by soros" written in sharpie

i think we can all agree that bad bunny is a cutie pi. not sure what else there even is to discuss tbh.

hey guys. i don't normally post stuff like this but im thinking about boob and penis. i'm asking that you pray about this.

Took a weird photo today. It’s like she’s standing at the bar. #cats #blackcats #voidcats #petsofbluesky #catsofbluesky #blueskycats #MorticiasMusings #Monday #mondaymood #mondayvibes #caseofthemondays #catloafmonday

just remembered that there are cats

remember to keep hating mormons because they are so fucking stupid lmao.

ICE is the ideal cop agency. it's violent, militarized, and solves non-crimes by brown people, to nobody's benefit. of course the dems love it

cant sleep feel like pure shit. thinking about breasts

imo the most correctly rated band of all time is pink floyd

The Long Walk was so good. absolutely better than the book and imo now the second or third best film based on a stephen king story.

*guy who's trying but doesn't quite get it* and that's on periodt!

a whippersnapper can be a scoundrel too, but that is totally independent. i can't believe i have to explain this.

STOP CONFLATING RAGAMUFFINS WITH SCOUNDRELS. yes all scoundrels are ragamuffins, but the converse does NOT hold! many cats are ragamuffins but only certain cats are also scoundrels.

note the geodesic whiskers

steam deck is so good. the ability to customize controls is huge i rly hope this becomes normal in other platforms

just went to a bar with a human friend. this makes me "having a healthy social life" for at least a month.

adding "likes to play bideo games" to my linkedin

reminder that pancake was at the shelter twice and he had a little sign that said "it's my second time here please take me home forever" 😭. thank god i found him

pancake tail is: long

pancake nose is currently: wet and cold

whenever you can't sleep... think about how there are, at any given moment, probably a million cats fully honk shoeing

whom up being bisexual

Nobody who joins ICE has ever had friends, enjoyed sex, or made another person happy in any way. They’re miserable bastards and they only want to spread their misery, to offload it. They will fail at this, too. Their misery will just get worse. I have scientific proof of this.

soop is so good. does anyone know why

wow conjuring last rites is not good. i give it a 0/1. thank you for your attention to this matter

reminder that there are creatures out there. and some of them will enter an oxytocin feedback loop with you

i'm dog sitting and during their walk pancake insisted on following the whole way. i did have to carry him past one big dog and then also a scary lawnmower, but other than that everyone was so brave.

whoever invented plantain+black beans+white rice with cilantro and salsa deserves to have their dick swallowed hourly

read an excellent article that said humans and their cats love bomb each other and both regularly get high on oxytocin

shakespeare really ate with "something is rotten in the state of denmark." like i hope they put that one on movie posters outside the globe theater

he's cute

commenting on stack exchange answers with "i guess, but by the same logic, X is also true," where X is a pretty obvious true statement that does follow from the answer