“Three Deer Lying Down in Snowy Forest in Winter," 1940 Photographer Harold M. Lambert.

Why am I getting a bunch of calls from Hilton trying to give me a free vacation?

Yes, talk to Murderbot about its feelings. The idea was so painful I dropped to 97 percent efficiency.

I do love the Fallout soundtrack. I used to snooze on the couch, listening, while my husband played. Same with Red Dead Redemption.

DEAR LORD SHOW ME THE WAY TO THE AIRPORT WITHOUT TSA CHECK

I think I might be hooked on weed. Every time I try to spend the day gummy-free, I can't bring myself to eat, and if I do, I can't keep it down. I'm supposed to eat twice a day to take my meds and I just can't do it.

So.... will Trump tear down the Ed Sullivan theater before of after the last Colbert show?

Need a distraction from the 24-hour news cycle? Check out "Balloon Dog Anatomy" by the great Jason Freeny.

I'm going with satire. It's actually pretty funny. Taylor Swift??

This is who runs this account.

"I keep thinking that evil would like nothing better than to have us feel awful about who we are."

Awww. I watched this being built in the neighboring orchards, saw the fireworks every weekend, and my first real job was selling balloons here. Sad to see it go. www.sfgate.com/travel/artic...

"March for Billionaires?" Is that at parody account? Please tell me it's some kind of joke account set up to mock those who defend billionaires.

These riots are terrifying. 🙄 www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef1U...

Elephants! What a lovely end to the working day. We collected our last hydrophone and made the last measurements upstream, and then on the way back SO MANY elephants had come down to the river to cool off. Do listen with the sound on - there's proper trumpetting. 🐘🐘🐘🐘

Is there a bread machine bluesky? I can't physically make bread any more, can't stand store bread, so finally ordered a bread machine. I'm just hoping it's possible to make good bread again.

I think s'mores would fix me. Maybe I can teach my husband how to make marshmallows this weekend.

Fuck. The cat is in A MOOD and I'm home alone with him today. My husband just left for work, and I'm bleeding in 4 places.

Holy shit. Do you know how many of our family recipes use frozen juice concentrate? www.youtube.com/watch?v=niIi...

Ha ha! The Black Forest discourse has reminded me that I ordered one of these about two weeks back, and it's still in my freezer! saltandstraw.com/products/bla...

Could I get away with calling these chocolate cherry bourbon milkshakes "Black Forest" even though I don't use any kirschwasser?

Oh she’s BROKE broke

Fuck it. Guess I'm taking my meds without food today.

I can't believe I live in a time when someone will drive these to my house...

FFS

I hope everyone has made (is making it) through that winter storm. Stay safe and warm, like I am, all snuggled up with my Mama. I feel really bad for my outside opossum family and my other outside wildlife family, too. I hope they all do okay out there in the snow, ice, and freezing cold. 🥶😰 💙💙💙💙💙

I will admit these photos do make it seem like I kicked the baby offstage

There's another way to look at this. ICE is doing everything the military manual tells you not to do to civilian populations because it creates insurgencies where none existed before.

MAGA military geniuses are talking about Minnesota protestors like they are the Iraqi insurgency, the Taliban, and the Viet Cong all rolled into one.

Choose Wensleydale cheese. Before it's too late. 🧀

Last time I saw this bridge, there were no mountains nearby. Did they move it again?

I think Black Forest may be my favorite cake. And guess what kind of truffles See's candies has come out with... www.sees.com/game-day/bla...

I feel like this picture of Kitty is relevant today.

Nothing beats a suitcase full of clothes. 🧳😻🐼🐾

Cute little puppy rescued by heroic dudes. (Starts at 1:49, beginning of video has graphic seal neck wound.) youtu.be/vT__WcbNWpY?...

Both of my local liquor stores are closed. Liquor stores. In winter. In Minnesota. On a Friday.

This is some Mengele-level shit right here.

omg I've got so many paper checks and I can never get the deposit-by-phone thingy to work. USAA doesn't have physical branches. Maybe I should just make them into notepads...

Hey, #BreadSky - does anyone have any experience with a bread machine? Any recommendations? Bread in the store is completely inedible, and I'm not physically capable of baking my own any more.

LOVED Doggie Diner as a kid. Especially the one over on Sloat near the zoo.

Wednesday

Texas's version of Punxsutawney Phil. Ted Cruz spotted at the airport headed to warmer climes means we're headed into severe cold weather and possible power failure.

Goddamn this is good ice cream. Currently eating: saltandstraw.com/products/ban...

Correct me if I'm wrong, but shouldn't I be getting bloodwork and stuff while I'm on chemo? My niece and my sister both did it, and they had to get blood tests all the time to look at their "numbers." Numbers of what?