I'm seeing inflatable frogs, drum circles, bbq grills, a few kegs, music and dancing...

DO YOU SING?

This is what passes for chicken Parm in my town. *sigh*

New horror film just dropped. www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6EB...

Gödel, Escher, Bach: an Eternal Golden Braid by Douglas Hofstadter from Amazon.

The 12yo has declared it Vancouver Island Marmot Day! One of Canada’s most critically endangered mammals, Marmota vancouverensis only live in meadows facing south to west, above 1000 m (3300’) elevation on Vancouver Island … but they have been staging a quiet comeback and we are here for it!

I don't know why they even mentioned the Taco Bell, much less put it in the headline; they had nothing to do with it. It's a nice Taco Bell!

Kitty's steroids just arrived in the mail, and they sent him a little cat nip sharkie. 🥹❤️

New beans are here.

Just got my first order from Present & Correct, and everything is so beautiful. 🥹

Today is not Mark Hamill's birthday, but it is Frank Oz's.

A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines

Do you know what time of year it is!?!? ❤️

Happy World Turtle Day!

Great. Woke up from my nap to realize that the sprinklers have been on for hours. I can't get out of the house, so my husband is leaving work to come home and turn off the main valve. This is ridiculous.

Holy shit. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICP6...

Good morning! Sunset in Nova Scotia photographed by Eve Raymond. Amazing clouds and color..

Dispensary delivery just arrived. I'll be okay in a few minutes.

Dude's completely off his nut. Thank god we have Space Force to save us.

My phone thinks I don't have a SIM card. This is fun. Did it have to happen while I'm waiting for a delivery from the dispensary?

Who needs to relax, de-stress, take a break? www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Adt...

I need to get in better shape.

Even disregarding the subject matter itself, it's so insulting how sales-pitchy this sounds. Commencement speeches are intrinsically going to be a bit corny, but at the very minimum they shouldn't be indistinguishable from a time share pitch given in a hotel ballroom

I smell smoke....

"Frankicking!" 😅 www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9we...

Why is it that the new followers I've been getting lately are porn bots?

For the love of god, please learn how to pronounce "Nevada."

Okay, this looks fun. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjtV...

New: The liberal billionaire @tomsteyerhq.bsky.social's campaign has been paying influencers to champion his run for California governor - and many are doing so without disclosure. One big TikToker, who called the 68-year-old a "vibe," didn't mention he'd been paid $10,000 wapo.st/4twTpOh

So beautiful. Also available in glass! www.andreaspencerglass.com

#caturday #cats

Not sure why China would be eager to buy up our oil unless they really wanted to fuck us. bsky.app/profile/70sb...

The cat should be required in all videos of this insane bitch.

Need.

I've rafted the Trinity, and... uhh... a sea lion?

This is the kind of nostalgia-chasing I can get behind. Smart business move, too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9WI...

The appointment of this incompetent woman is a huge insult to our nation and the American people. Doing an A-1 job there, Linda! www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn2d...

Sweet baby jesus, this is gorgeous.

Which psychotic asshole signed off on this??

The cat can no longer open the door by himself, so I stay up all night to let him in and out. I am so done with having a cat, but I also know I'll miss him when he's gone. 😪

Is this a metaphor...?

Are they protecting taxpayer dollars by hiding them in Trump's pockets?

I hate when I wake up too early in the US and Bluesky is all: Lord Minister Flafferbunt and Glennsders at 12 Pembertwine reject Klorus Singular Berthwaits Pinkerbushwells push for Pobbelwaggins Clip Clopp

THE DRAGON OF BUDAPEST DOES NOT HAVE TIME FOR YOUR QUERIES

Like, yeah man, shit is bleak, what the FUCK did you do leading up to it?

I can't get over the feeling that the Trump administration has called open season on the American consumer.