Yeah, because you have to be a fucking brain surgeon to figure out what drug-resistant TB means and why that's dangerous.

heartwarming video of astronaut Christina Koch greeting her dog for the first time after returning from space. the pup can be seen snarling, back arched, before scampering to its word buttons and pressing "IMPOSTOR" repeatedly, then "FALSE. SKIN. FALSE. SKIN." several times

Is this the same lady? 🤷🏼

Good news to start your Monday: thanks to the removal of the four Klamath River dams, wild Chinook have hatched for the first time in over a century in the upper reaches of the Klamath! This river reaches the Pacific in northern California, where K- and L-Pods spend time in the winter/spring.

My god. It's just like being there!

So hungry. DH had to go back to work today, so I guess I'm not eating until tonight. I hope he can find something good to bring home! 🤞

How I dress when I work as a doctor

If we free the slaves, what will happen to the price of cotton? How will plantation owners survive?

Fuuuuuck. What is he doing with the Presidio!?! I love that place, he needs to keep his fucking mitts off it.

omg

DH just went out to get us some food, and HOW MUCH FUCKING SUGAR CAN YOU PUT IN A GODDAMN BURGER WHICH I USED TO THINK WAS NOT A DESSERT?

JD Vance is America’s Liz Truss. She killed the Queen. He killed the Pope and now, metaphorically, Viktor Orbán.

for sure, congratulations to magyar. but the real heroes imo are those in civil society & journalism & rank-and-file opposition & academia who have fought against the disintegration of rule of law, the weaponization of the courts/media, & so much more for so long. 🇭🇺

Woo hoo! 🎉

If you're thinking of trying Wildgrain, don't. Bleh.

>killed the pope >killed Orban’s political future >killed the prospects of a peace deal with Iran

Some examples of my niece's excellent talent. (Although she is delightfully pro-pocket, I do not believe the negligee has any.) Can you believe she doesn't even use patterns?

Other than being a magnificent illustration, I really like the guy with his hand half in his pocket. "Oh, your pocket isn't big enough for your hand much less anything useful!?! That's what it's like to wear women's pants! You're lucky you have pockets of any size!"

was once New Amsterdam.

Dear god. I forgot this pathetic asshole fucked up buying donuts.

Jared: bringing peace to the Middle East.

I believe whoever runs this account is turning into a cat...

They're gonna have to put up a border fence to keep sick Americans out.

Cat music! www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ICh...

So we had a shutdown that cost us billions while employed people went without paychecks for weeks, but at least we get an extra month to file our taxes. 🙄

Oh, FFS.

Hope this photo wasn't taken by drone. That might be a little... disturbing.

Thinking about the time I bought 300 Lindt salted caramel chocolate truffles. I was a very popular girl...

Ouch.

In ice cream truck with the worst song ever just went by and I can't get the song out of my head.

Do we all have our thermal cloaks ready for the apocalypse? "Will not shield the user from thermal optics." www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5NU...

So hungry. 😭

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

Just got off an hour-long call with Kitty's new vet. Bloodwork & urinalysis look great. There are 3 possibilities for the cause of his arthritis, getting some joint fluid to determine. Possibly an MRI for his vertebrae. In the meantime, she is prescribing some pain meds. ❤️

Pale, wormy, oily onions =/= "caramelized"

DH just got notice that all salaried non-exempt employees have to return back to work on Monday. This applies to FEMA, no idea about the other agencies.

I am not a Mayo Pete fan, and I don't want him anywhere near the levers of power, but... he's pretty good at this. Biden should have made him press secretary. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ptk5...

Why does everything suck now?

DH went all the way to Whole Foods to get me a pizza, and I did not know it was possible to ruin pizza.

Is it me or is everyone ignoring the snuff film he posted

Looking to upgrade to a 2-in-1 Rollator (wheelchair/walker) so I've been searching for the term "heavy duty," but the results are disheartening. Like, great it can hold 500 lbs, that's even more HD than I need, but how am I supposed to fit this magnificent badonkadonk into a 16" wide seat?

Okay. "One nation under god" is bad enough, but "liberty and justice for all" is just spitting in our faces. That motherfucking asshole.

I must apologize to all you fine people. I haven't been able to find an antiperspirant that works since they changed the formula of Mitchum unscented roll-on. I am so sorry.

Some Black Phoebes built nests outside our kitchen door, and I just saw tiny little eggshells in the courtyard which means the baby birdies have hatched!! 🥰

Damn, this sounds fascinating! Why didn't I go to college?

"Watch this. I am gonna dance the FUCK out of this routine." Do do do doot, do do doot

I can't get decent pockets in my clothing to save my life, but these fuckers get pockets on their underwear!?!?