calling in to cspan and saying fuck is an important link to our country's long tradition of bullying nerds

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Cat on my back like 😐

And Kate Winslet was actively continuing her voyage across the Atlantic when she got on that door in Titanic

Cat looking at me like I just disowned her when in fact I simply asked if she could not lick her asshole while sitting four inches from my head

I know the beauty of MST3K is that everyone feels like it was made just for them but man from start to finish Laserblast really was made just for me. I remember watching it for the first time in middle school and it was like a gift at a time when I really did not feel understood. Also it's v funny

and he was RIGHT

It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍

tower motel sign, bakersfield, california, 2003

One of my favorite winter traditions is getting some water from the tap, seeing that the pressure is low, thinking I have a burst pipe, and then remembering that I just started a load of laundry. It's a festive activity that the whole family can enjoy. "OH SHIT OH FUCK oh nevermind"

At some point in the past the amount of salt on a single cheez-it was probably worth a human life

I think about this with regard to salt all the time, but in reverse. Salt is the absolute bottom of the barrel most basic food flavoring and preservation agent nowadays, we throw it on roads in the winter like nothing, but it used to be so valuable it was the foundation of empires and trade

Don’t mind me. I’ll just be living in the past like Norma Desmond, after I buy this condo in the Powhatan that was just listed for sale. But seriously, whoever ends up buying this property: DO NOT GUT THOSE BATHROOMS! I WILL FIND YOU! www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

Idk if this is the quintessential Onion headline but I've thought of this at least once a week for almost a decade

Lol the Bethesda store is selling the Fallout anthology mini-nuke from 10 years ago but without the games and it's now a "popcorn bucket". Reusing assets in-game and in real life 🫡

The top of my Spotify wrapped is the clack clack clack of shuffling through a stack of jewel cases because I listen to CDs like it's still 2002

tascosa drive-in theater, angle view, ne 24th & dumas drive, amarillo, texas, 1977

What's cool is I don't have to pay attention to what Quentin Tarantino has to say about anything really. Oh did he say something? That's cool I'm over here doing literally anything else

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This is hilarious, I hope it never resolves

Wait, does he think the fog of war is literally smoke?

Started the Lego Concorde and 4 pages in I stopped and thought "I wonder if you could make a Valkyrie out of this set..." According to some random dude on facebook the answer is yes 👀

It's cute 🐢

I don't know how they did it but this actually looks like Michelle Forbes

Day 1: Wolfenstein 3D ("played" through "helping" my dad), Commander Keen in Goodbye Galaxy (played myself) Day 2: Elder Scrolls Online

Top picks on sale this week: a ham that is very far away

My mom was watching The Final Sacrifice the other day, her favorite MST3K, and it suddenly dawned on me why Luigi's court outfit felt so familiar.

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This cross-pollination IS how new ideas happen. EVERY field needs humanistic thinking, that's why they call PhDs "Doctors of Philosophy"

Careless "just make it widescreen" for 4:3 shows is sloppy and artistically suspect, but also funny so who's to say if it's bad

HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right

that's my wholesaler 🫡

A lot happening here including one bedroom that's all closets and one that's just a sink but I'm especially into that chamber of glass stalls along the bottom there. Is it for horses? Nobody knows

City of Cleveland and Lake Erie coming in clutch when I was already like "waaaa I don't want to go outside and move the garbage can out 😣" Thank you

I took a several hundred mile detour to visit this bad boy last year 🫡 Same guy, but has been repainted and moved to a central location in town

The Monday after Tgiving shouldn't exist. It should be one of those phantom days that you'd find on certain old calendars to account for the fact that the Earth's orbital period isn't a nice round number and everyone just kind of hangs out "That's the day after Tgiving" yeah but it should be longer

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.

being ruled by tiny men bereft of both curiosity and the ability to feel wonder is a terrible fate

highway 6, west of adel, adel, iowa, 1993

As someone who works on the interaction layer of software: it's this. Stupid trends in hardware self correct after a generation or two, but *software* ratchets in the direction of unusable because designers are occupied with interaction patterns and not whether the fucking thing works properly.

"The room is full of milkmen, some of whom are very old"

This thing is just a hair away from an automated version of the room they use to kill old people in Soylent Green.

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While waiting on my fight saw the American Astrojet 🤩