Laytress on the menjay!!!!

in my early 20s i had untreated strep in my b hole for YEARS, i was too embarrassed to talk to a doctor about why my b hole was itching so much. it did however, teach me how to meditate and ignore discomfort.

Watched The Road for the first time, put it off after the book haunted me to my core. It’s an excellent movie that I will never ever watch again

Summer Trey in Jackson Wy 👀

man. it really is a cabinet of twitter junkies. this is a tweet. this is maga ruthkanda. jesus wept.

Afroman is the dub we all needed

Anything by Morgan wallen tbh

I would die for him

Ok just got home from the movie and I’m still a puddle of tears. They did it. I didn’t think it was possible to make a movie that could honor such a universally beloved story. But they did it. It’s an amazing movie on its own, but you will enjoy it way more if you read the book.

At the project Hail Mary imax advance screening and everyone looks like Matt christman

I woke up this morning and my penis was missing again… its detachable

There was a brass funk band at my college called The Raging Bonheurs and to this day I still think that’s the greatest band name of all time.

My gurl looking extra majestic

Sorry dude you’re not a “child of the 80s” you are a 51 year old man.

Post a great photo of a musician

Just fucking do it ok?

Did 2004 summer tour living out of one of these bad Larry’s

Cancel the World Cup immediately

If we could just raise sea levels by 150 meters we get a backup Strait of Hormuz

The convocation of hockey fan goons and merch gobblers fighting over these will cause a conflagration on a biblical sale.

How bout a beautiful old lady in Alba, Italy shaving truffles we just pulled out of the ground while her son serves up pasta he made in their basement? 😎😎

Little known fact, This is widespread panic’s mom

Type 2 Mogging… send post

Loco Pinga AKA Crazy Penis AKA Crazy P

Me to Paul Newman’s family at the funeral: may his memory be a dressing

Yahata Inu, the mascot of Kai City, looks like a cat but is actually a mix of a potato and a dog, with a leaf from a local zelkova tree on its head.

Yes, you *technically* can use these to hit a bowl, albeit challenging. No I don’t recommend doing it while driving.

I am wheezing

Track 2 on the Sturgill album got a mfer like

New Johnny blue skies has me hankering for garage beers

The celebrating/ protests you see from Iranians is kinda like this: If some other country bombed us and killed Trump, yes there would be a lot of happy people out in the streets. But there would also be a lot of really unhappy people who are mad that we are getting bombed for control of our oil.

Each one of those three missiles costs 33% more than the annual budget of the national park where I work.

I’m gonna fucken puke

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

After blowing up a school and dragging us into another war, this is how they’re behaving on social media

God damn this Nassau gin absolutely RIPS

I saw my first Phish show 22 years ago today. No show I’ve seen since then (over 100) has been even remotely close to being as good.

Shut the fuck up

Someday I’m going to have to tell my daughters that we started a war with Iran on Israel’s behalf to distract from the fact that our president raped and trafficked children