Jehmblend send skeet

Vacuum stores are such a joy

the democrats are the washington generals of politics

I am gonna “rip bozo” so fuckin hard when it happens

I have never seen Kingdom of Heaven (2005) and I just threw on the almost 4 hour Directors cut Roadshow version and holy shit this movie fucking rules.

There’s folks building homes as sweet as can be They’re levelling their yards and planting their trees But my little hut I’ll just let it be Lord Jesus is building a mansion for me

“You guys got houses???”

You know who can heal this broken dressing room? Jose Mourinho. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

What the fuck is going on with Real Madrid this is an absolute clusterfuck. Both of these players involved are among the best in the world at their position and are World Cup veterans

Kurt Russell in Stargate was on some SHIT, boy 🥵

Just threw on T2 Judgement Day

A new A24 biopic…. About Anthony Bourdain’s time as a seafood chef in Cape Cod…. Costarring Stavvy Baby? youtu.be/k1MVnzd2aVc?...

Lmao Epsteins suicide note reads exactly like a 2am Truth Social post from Bloatus. They aren’t even trying anymore

Nothing to see here, move along

Facebook marketplace sellers love to see me coming.

POULIN! POULIN! POULIN!

First time I’ve changed my lock screen in years and yeah this will work.

I am going to take my Prozac even harder now to protest rfk jr

I am somehow less excited about seeing the odyssey after the new trailer

In bed before 9pm

How it feels to eat 100mg when you only set out to eat 10

Today I learned that this actress from Twister (1996) owns the Atlanta Hawks (NBA) IRL She knows a thing or two about the Suck Zone ™️

Will Stancil needs to LOG OFF good lord

I grew up a BoSox fan in the NYC burbs. John Sterling and Susyn Waldman’s Broadway-esque broadcasts of Yankees games were a steadfast beacon of my childhood. They were so outrageous and performative. But also extremely entertaining and endearing. Sterling sounded like a bad guy on the Flintstones,

Don’t you EVER fart on my tits again

Hate it or love it (g-unit remix)

he's been rushed to johns hopkins landscaping

This was so good that the couple I made it for asked if we were into swinging 🍍 👀

Bone apple teeth fam

Let’s toss it back to pre-Trump bisco adjacent house shall we

Slightly Diminish a Book Project Four Verticals

Phish should play THE Sphere every year

Horse racing is animal torture. glad we cleared that up.

Annual reminder: www.sensitiveskinmagazine.com/hunter-s-tho...

Live your life in a way that doesn’t result your wife getting meme’d into an AI Gorgon after you get gruesomely sniped in the neck on a very public stage.

Do you tip the sphere usher?

Someone at the onion must have heard it was #beefweek

Always seems like there is some sort of typhoon during jazzfest

The “veil” isn’t “thin” behind the Red Lobster you’ve just had 2 White Monsters, a Celsius, 3 nicotine pouches and a dozen hits off your Penjamin and never ate breakfast

Anyone had this shake shack monstrosity yet? I need a review before I buy the ticket and take the ride to toilet town.

Vision board

Enjoying some men’s weed. It’s weed, for men.

let the acid fueled shit poasting begin, LFG

Never once in my life have I eaten grays papaya during the day nor would I ever associate with anyone who would.