Squirrely Baker
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Jehmblend send skeet
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Vacuum stores are such a joy
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Electric Chimp
about 21 hours ago
the democrats are the washington generals of politics
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I am gonna “rip bozo” so fuckin hard when it happens
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I have never seen Kingdom of Heaven (2005) and I just threw on the almost 4 hour Directors cut Roadshow version and holy shit this movie fucking rules.
1 day ago
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There’s folks building homes as sweet as can be They’re levelling their yards and planting their trees But my little hut I’ll just let it be Lord Jesus is building a mansion for me
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“You guys got houses???”
1 day ago
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Leftback
2 days ago
You know who can heal this broken dressing room? Jose Mourinho.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Real Madrid: Valverde taken to hospital after incident with Tchouameni
An incident involving team-mates Federico Valverde and Aurelien Tchouameni threatens to overshadow one of Real Madrid's biggest matches of the season.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c98r4218l73o
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What the fuck is going on with Real Madrid this is an absolute clusterfuck. Both of these players involved are among the best in the world at their position and are World Cup veterans
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2 days ago
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Kurt Russell in Stargate was on some SHIT, boy 🥵
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Just threw on T2 Judgement Day
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2 days ago
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A new A24 biopic…. About Anthony Bourdain’s time as a seafood chef in Cape Cod…. Costarring Stavvy Baby?
youtu.be/k1MVnzd2aVc?...
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Vince McMahon's Iconic Reactions
ALT: Vince McMahon's Iconic Reactions
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Lmao Epsteins suicide note reads exactly like a 2am Truth Social post from Bloatus. They aren’t even trying anymore
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3 days ago
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Nothing to see here, move along
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3 days ago
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Facebook marketplace sellers love to see me coming.
3 days ago
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POULIN! POULIN! POULIN!
4 days ago
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First time I’ve changed my lock screen in years and yeah this will work.
4 days ago
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Clare
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I am going to take my Prozac even harder now to protest rfk jr
4 days ago
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I am somehow less excited about seeing the odyssey after the new trailer
4 days ago
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In bed before 9pm
5 days ago
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How it feels to eat 100mg when you only set out to eat 10
5 days ago
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Today I learned that this actress from Twister (1996) owns the Atlanta Hawks (NBA) IRL She knows a thing or two about the Suck Zone ™️
5 days ago
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Will Stancil needs to LOG OFF good lord
5 days ago
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I grew up a BoSox fan in the NYC burbs. John Sterling and Susyn Waldman’s Broadway-esque broadcasts of Yankees games were a steadfast beacon of my childhood. They were so outrageous and performative. But also extremely entertaining and endearing. Sterling sounded like a bad guy on the Flintstones,
5 days ago
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Don’t you EVER fart on my tits again
6 days ago
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Hate it or love it (g-unit remix)
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6 days ago
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daryl "& knuckles" b 🏳️⚧️
6 days ago
he's been rushed to johns hopkins landscaping
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This was so good that the couple I made it for asked if we were into swinging 🍍 👀
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6 days ago
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Bone apple teeth fam
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Let’s toss it back to pre-Trump bisco adjacent house shall we
6 days ago
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Slightly Diminish a Book Project Four Verticals
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6 days ago
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Phish should play THE Sphere every year
7 days ago
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Horse racing is animal torture. glad we cleared that up.
7 days ago
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Annual reminder:
www.sensitiveskinmagazine.com/hunter-s-tho...
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Hunter S. Thompson The Kentucky Derby is Decadent and Depraved
Hunter S. Thompson's classic article, "The Kentucky Derby is Decadent and Depraved," originally published in Scanlan's, June 1970.
https://www.sensitiveskinmagazine.com/hunter-s-thompson-the-kentucky-derby-is-decadent-and-depraved/
7 days ago
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Live your life in a way that doesn’t result your wife getting meme’d into an AI Gorgon after you get gruesomely sniped in the neck on a very public stage.
7 days ago
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Do you tip the sphere usher?
8 days ago
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Someone at the onion must have heard it was
#beefweek
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8 days ago
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Always seems like there is some sort of typhoon during jazzfest
8 days ago
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
8 days ago
The “veil” isn’t “thin” behind the Red Lobster you’ve just had 2 White Monsters, a Celsius, 3 nicotine pouches and a dozen hits off your Penjamin and never ate breakfast
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Anyone had this shake shack monstrosity yet? I need a review before I buy the ticket and take the ride to toilet town.
8 days ago
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Vision board
8 days ago
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Enjoying some men’s weed. It’s weed, for men.
9 days ago
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9 days ago
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labia 🕎 menorah
9 days ago
let the acid fueled shit poasting begin, LFG
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Never once in my life have I eaten grays papaya during the day nor would I ever associate with anyone who would.
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9 days ago
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