I do think it’s kinda crazy that 3 future GOATS of their respective sports are all in our current timeline. Ohtani Wembanyana McDavid

HOOOOOOOOOOOLY 💩 VICTOR... They called a foul on the floor but Wemby slamming on Draymond on the inbounds is cinema and Wemby let Dray know after the slam

I am for one SHOCKED that an old man who wears suits to baseball games, lived in midtown east, loves tacky gold leaf interior design, whos favorite music is showtunes and the village people, and spends all of his free time being a catty celebrity gossip on the internet has sucked at least one peanis

Should be pretty easy to get Bill on the record regarding getting topped off by Trump lmao.

oh shit forgot i had this flic from backstage at msg this summer. pretty much the only politician i wouldn’t be embarrassed to know. “we’ll see if he can run the city tho” yeah yeah same with any mayor that’s the gig. having a genuinely good dude try is a big step up from these previous fucks.

All of MAGA this morning

Deepthroat Donnie

I bet trump gives horrible head. Toothy and unenthusiastic.

What asking your fans to mosh feels like to me

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I am such a sucker for Rhodes piano heavy deep house untz with the corniest lyrics ever written.

Jacob Elordi should be at the top of every best actor convo for his performance as the “monster” in Frankenstein. Gut wrenching.

Yes UMass set off fireworks when they made a huge three to cut the lead to 42. (Video from cfbcampustour)

Did Underage Girls Ruin Politics? Tomorrow in the @nytimes.com

Lmao my dog ate my homework

They think we’re so stupid

He looks like he bit people

While we look up and marvel at our aurora borealis, we should also be thankful that our planets magnetic field is literally saving us from being cooked alive by solar radiation right now.

The best part about the steamed hams scene is that every sentence Skinner says is a lie.

Can I see it?

We have never been more back

Rare Utah dub.

I miss the days when I would refer to my female friends as “Smashley” , “Slamanda” , and “Schwillary”

11/11 is great because we now have 364 days of not having to hear about that stupid boat that sank stupidly .

Thoroughly enjoying Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein so far.

BILBO IS HOME

He is hoping to bring about Metamorphosis to the storied program

When someone suggests that the lake (it is said) always gives up its dead when the skies of November turn gloomy.

Dem senators who voted yes: 🔵 Catherine Cortez Masto 🔵 Dick Durbin 🔵 John Fetterman 🔵 Maggie Hassan 🔵 Tim Kaine 🔵 Angus King 🔵 Jackie Rosen 🔵 Jeanne Shaheen None of the above are seeking reelection in 2026

My wife has been laughing uncontrollably for about 20 minutes from a “heckin doggo” meme from 2014. She is so pure of heart.

Republicans conceded nothing. We are cooked.

Yes, Mr. President: You’re right. We do have “the worst health care” of any major country. Despite spending twice as much per capita, we are the only major country not to guarantee health care to all as a human right. The solution: Medicare for All.

bluesky branding refresh unveiled

Yeah :D

Fingers crossed! But we’ve had one day of improving creatinine numbers! If we can string together two days Bilbo gets to come home! Every vet we talked to told us to give up on him after 12 hours. We wanted to at least give him a shot at this so we insisted on 48 hours of treatment and it’s working!

How Hermanos Gutiérrez got me moving after a few pacificos

The rangers are so fucking bad

A house a few blocks from the beach in the sunset district of SF would fix me

Bacon rubbed with honey hog and smoked for 2 hours. 🤤

If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.

Taking out a second mortgage to try and save this extremely important dog. He’s expertly guided us and helped us through my dad’s death and multiple miscarriages. It’s not looking good pls keep putting out vibes for him.

What’s the move?

I am simply asking jam Band musicians to have ONE NORMAL DAY

God damnit I am a truly depraved person for laughing so hard at this picture

Could use some positive vibes/ manifestations for my old buddy Bilbo who’s at the emergency vet. His kidneys are failing and we are hoping/ optimistic that it’s due to a treatable infection and not something toxic he ate (he is an expert burglar, unfortunately).

LOGGING ON

I think Michelin gives out too many stars

My 1y.o’s daycare teacher doesn’t speak a word of English, works a shift at Burger King every night after lovingly caring for babies all day, and still has time/ compassion to go buy her a birthday present. ICE has asked her to “self deport”. If they come for her like this I’ll gladly go to jail.

My dogs vet was bought by VCA… time to find a new vet I guess. Will never ever ever ever give a VCA owned practice a penny of my money.