RIP BOZO

His secret dies with him

This game

I would like to dive into a pool of slippery, buttery, warm cheese tortellini

Welcome to Switzerland. You’re in…. Switzerland

Have you tested your smoke alarm lately? We recommend testing them once a week and you should have one installed per floor of your home.

I know I say this a lot but It’s never coming home

JJ grey and mofro has extremely SEC couple fans. The dudes are 4s at best and the ladies they are with are 7s or above.

JJ grey and mofro + wood bros a @ red butt

Courtois just looked at the camera like Jim from the office

::taps sign::

Im assembling a show calendar

Mantifa: Antifa for men

I mean the ref was kinda Icing mbappe there no?

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

Bye Felicia

I know nothing about him but I love both Lunch and Dinner so he has my full throated endorsement

I will only be listening to Four Tet today. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Listen I do think that soccer unites people, especially the World Cup. It’s the greatest sporting event in the world. But all that foreigners falling in love with American culture content? The fawning over wal mart, bbq beef ribs and Buc-ee’s? That shit is the most obvious fed propaganda psyop.

Sentient ball of algae

The funniest thing is people who defended platner with like zero reasons to do so

When you definitely misused public money.

This guy STINKS

POV the walking red flag is about to tell you that the red flags are not real and it’s all in your imagination.

Taps the sign

FRAUD

This game is 100% trumps fault

PEPI GET OFF MY TEAM

Pulisic taking himself out at home with 30 mins to go.

This game is 100% trumps fault

Tonight’s result just leaked:

I keep having the same recurring dream that I’m in the casino from Vegas Vacation

A lot of FIFA bylaws fans out there today

Severely regretting not charging this one to the game. Absolutely immaculate. Panic in Jackson, WY.

keir starmer calling infantino to try and get that red card overturn and it somehow ends with harry kane getting suspended for the rest of the tournament

Jude Bellingham is playing the game of his life right now

AZTECA AFTER DARK

Bought 2 loaves of gorgeous semolina this morning. One to eat over the course of the day with olive oil and the other to turn into breadcrumbs later this week. 🤌🤌🤌

Sounds like he should’ve got a FRIGGIN ORANGE card

It’s very funny that the player Trump called FIFA to rescind his suspension is only on the US team because of birthright citizenship. He was born in the US to parents who were visiting here. Banner week for the 14th imo.

When the server brings out the sizzlin fajitas

When the band encores with snoozer

Walked out of the neighborhood block party bbq when the host decided to give a speech praising “the maga way of life” and started railing on our public schools dual immersion language program. When he said “American children should not be learning Spanish if we want to save our culture” I LOL’d.

Brits are asleep, post independence weeners

No I will not explain

I placed this bet right after this post. My heart rate still hasn’t come down.

Imagine not liking soccer… Could not be me

I don’t gamble much but my desire to put $100 on Cape Verde to advance is getting brighter now

You could not pay me a million dollars to take a PK in the World Cup. I’d die from anxiety