🎶Goatse to shining sea 🎶 🫡

Over on tumblr someone posted this in response to the same observation.

Very disappointed in the states capitulation.

Cause we’re all in the mood for a rum pum pum pum And you’ve got us feeling alright

“I’m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral / Can’t understand what I mean? You soon will.” is actually one of the hardest fucking lyrics ever written.

There’s a forgettable Texas nu-metal band called Union Underground who had a solitary hit on the rock charts for a few months back in 2000 called “Turn Me On Mr Dead Man” and anyway my brain is convinced that’s what the new Knives Out movie is called.

It is so wild that every studio head is lining up to get kicked in the nuts over this and none of them will just take the free PR win that comes from saying it as “we explored AI in initial stages and ultimately felt it didn’t provide the product our studio is known for”

I honestly forgot this, what have I uncovered

The sound engineer who designed that teeth squeak in BRING HER BACK is the true VIP of that movie.

I was shocked that there was a new The Damned Things single last week. Is Dan Andriano still playing bass for them?! People still want to work with Keith Buckley?! But no, it’s a “new” song that was previously stuck on the Arkham City soundtrack for 14 years.

Joe Pesci’s fit on the Home Alone press featurette:

Leaving Winona Ryder’s house because all she wants to do is bone and I have better things to do

I like that Leon S Kennedy found a haircut that worked for him in 1998 and that was that.

If you need any last minute Christmas suggestions you can send my album as a gift directly from the Bandcamp site! When your friend or loved one asks “what is this?” you can say your friend on a niche microblogging site released an album on an even more niche music site and it’s their problem now.

All time fight scene between JCVD and a mascot in this one. Totally worth your time.

It is so wild that every studio head is lining up to get kicked in the nuts over this and none of them will just take the free PR win that comes from saying it as “we explored AI in initial stages and ultimately felt it didn’t provide the product our studio is known for”

There’s a forgettable Texas nu-metal band called Union Underground who had a solitary hit on the rock charts for a few months back in 2000 called “Turn Me On Mr Dead Man” and anyway my brain is convinced that’s what the new Knives Out movie is called.

The last time I went to this one dispensary they were playing “Can’t Tell Me Nothing” and this time they had a GOBLIN-era Tyler, the Creator song on. Everyone loves the cancelled rap dispensary.

I found that WAKE UP, DEAD MAN worked better for me as a meditative piece on faith than as a murder mystery.

We watched Meet Me In St Louis with the kid this weekend and the intense nostalgia that film has for 1903 from the perspective of 1944! It must have been like the Stranger Things of its time

Interesting how it's framed as a simple given that the party will "have to" interfere in primaries in support of the incumbent, huh?

“Blue Christmas” is a great Christmas song because it sounds like a duet between Elvis and a ghost

This is like a Baz Luhrmann remake of Vertigo

Instantly recognizable but completely embodying in the role that way great character actors do. Gutting loss.

If you need any last minute Christmas suggestions you can send my album as a gift directly from the Bandcamp site! When your friend or loved one asks “what is this?” you can say your friend on a niche microblogging site released an album on an even more niche music site and it’s their problem now.

Two Christmass ago my mom spent 6 weeks in the ICU and I recorded this cover of one of my favorite Guster songs “I Hope Tomorrow Is Like Today”. It was the song we danced to at my wedding. She got a lung transplant last year and is doing great.

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At no point in this song did I ever successfully guess where it was going to go next

Hit me with your worst Christmas song, my dad group chat is making a playlist

Five songs for the week of 12/14

*limply* “having a wonderful Christmas time”

Good King Wenceslas looked out On the Feast of Stephen Throw some clothes on in the dark The car seat is freezing

I looked up “Good King Wenceslas” because I was like is this even a Christmas song? What is the Feast of Stephen? It’s a celebration of a martyr held on 12/26 in the western church (You know where I’m going with this) which means that it’s as much of a Christmas carol as ”Brick” by Ben Folds Five

Democrats in Congress have thus far failed to make a stink out of Pam Bondi's ethical conflicts (some of which she tried to hide during confirmation), most notably w/GEO and Qatar. But Luigi Mangione's defense team may force that issue, claiming she had conflict bc of past ties to United Health.

Nut Luncheon

Two Christmass ago my mom spent 6 weeks in the ICU and I recorded this cover of one of my favorite Guster songs “I Hope Tomorrow Is Like Today”. It was the song we danced to at my wedding. She got a lung transplant last year and is doing great.

I deleted my Meta accounts this year but there’s a pretty solid version of “I Wish Tomorrow Was Like Today” that I did on Instagram. I’m going to rescue it today and upload it somewhere else.

I posted this immediately after an actual bong hit

I find this hard to believe. Frankly this doesn’t sound like rich people at all.

"don't say that out loud, what if a persuadable voter sees it!" has become such an obsession for the dem fandom that they can't do anything else so what happens when they actually run into persuadable voters? what do they do? do they persuade 'em? no — they yell "don't say that out lout, what if…!"

Showed this to my spouse last night (her first time!) and I love how the women don’t do anything to bring this on, they are just trying to have a nice Christmas. There’s no prank that goes wrong, they aren’t being punished for moral failing, they’re just living their lives and being tormented for it

I knew that my love of eating shredded cheese out of the bag when zooted in the middle of the night was going to pay dividends but I never knew how much

FAV IMPLICATED

I’m trying to make my top albums of the year list and I’m having a hard time. I had a lot of albums I liked but a lot fewer that I really loved.

my only really strong opinion about weezer is that actually i think the blue album is better than pinkerton because, for all anyone says about it being a searing work where cuomo bares his true self, i think that true self is kind of creepy, and writing 10 perfect power pop songs is more impressive

In home alone, the same actor who plays one of the bad guys plays the cop at the beginning of the movie.

4:37 am - going back for more dementia resistance