Belching the alphabet is just excessive. The most anyone need burp is the opening to “Down With The Sickness”, anything further is gilding the lily

🎶Ladies leave your Graham at home🎶

Damn sure sounds like the people organizing at Rockstar were the only ones capable of getting the game out the door huh

You can check out any time you like but you can never leave *solo*

finance guys on twitter are like "can't believe zohran hired lina khan. she wants to make it illegal to bundle memecoin futures into junk stocks and sell them to public worker pension plans. the public won't stand for it."

Anyone heard anything about Arc Raiders? I’ve got the whole weekend and I just can’t deal with the warmed over Starship Troopers leftovers in Helldivers.

Well, did they? Did women ruin the workplace?

I can’t wait to see what she does with her legendary investment acumen in the private sector! One of the greatest retail investors to ever do it and she was doing it alongside her day job!

Rivers Cuomo, just transition, bitch

So like Ross Douthat is like the star thinker at the times these days huh?

If we had properly invested in infrastructure in the 70s we’d have Grand Funk High Speed Rail by now

My spouse and kid are traveling this weekend and left this morning and I don’t know what I’m supposed to be doing without the school day rush.

who would have guessed that the dumbass who won the popular vote by a sliver because median voters just thought of him as President Low Prices Who Will Make Low Prices Comes Back in January would be eating shit like this, after not solving any problems and kidnapping many defenseless people for fun

You ever think about how if you took a modern day 3% juice Topo Chico back in time to the late 90s they would kill your ass? They had full sugar Fruitopia in an abundance. It would be seen as both an insult and a provocation.

People liked Ryan Adams in the aughts and I just smiled and nodded and BIDED MY TIME, to paraphrase Terence Stamp in THE LIMEY

if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit

I liked Parks and Rec when it aired because it had a lot of funny people involved and I appreciate every Harris Wittels project we ever got. I think its politics are stupid in the way a lot of politics in Obama’s second term were stupid.

November the fifth be with you

Was gonna say, “Ok, groomer,” but really just want to say fuck this guy forever.

There’s always a Jeff song

I think it’s fascinating that everyone seems to hate Ryan Adams for a different reason! I got people mad at him for how he treated Mandy Moore, I have others mad at how he treated Phoebe Bridgers. I have people mad that he released that entire Taylor Swift cover album and made her stuff about him.

Eye roll, jerk off motion

It is really fascinating to see them barrel ahead into that classic Obama Dems trap of assuming that only presidential elections have importance and off cycle down ballot losses are someone else’s problem.

So are we still interested in my pitch for a Joe Rogan of the left podcast where we never criticize displays of military force and urge centrist moderation regardless of the issue called Blood for the Blood Pod or naw?

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

They have less power than they had yesterday and now need to regain ground that was lost while blaming each other for the humiliation.

My sense of relief this morning has less to do with any one single election but more that it has been over a year since the ‘24 election and every goddamn day of it I had to hear about voting blue no matter who and then those freaks were too dumb and arrogant to even do it once.

I was promised transgender for everyone?

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

Bad week to be a famous sex pest named Andrew

Yes yes we all have a crush on either Zohran or his wife or both

😢

Early reports from the front lines of right-wing media tonight are starting to trickle in. We’re being told “hoes mad”

I'd vote against Cuomo a third time if I could

this is objectively hilarious

mine eyes? seeing the glory. the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored? trampled. the faithful lighting of his terrible swift sword? buddy, you better believe that's loosed.

No matter how things go let’s give Mamdani his credit where it counts: he never once took the bait.

Imagine how pissed off Conservatives would be if "Play That Funky Music, White Boy" came out in 2025?

Roger Ebert’s praise for Peter Dinklage’s performance in THE BAXTER (2005)

sometimes i question my own bisexuality but then i see a pic of the couple and, alas,

The fever did not break over night

Say what you will about the Resident Evil 3 remake but I think this was the most self aware encapsulation of the entire series

I would go so far as to say no other character in the history of film across all genres gives off more of a "guy who had to come over and help fix a voting machine before you could vote because the person in front of you accidentally messed it up somehow" vibe than Jigsaw.

Which horror/slasher movie villains might have voted in a US election? No on Jason: died a child, never could have registered. Michael Myers, though, did learn to drive while in the sanitarium, so maybe he has a license and maybe he's registered to vote. He's usually out around election day, too.