EAT DOG ASS PORTUGAL. YOUR LANGUAGE IS CALLED BRAZILIAN NOW

I'm gonna be real that's just part of being big and tall

My favorite part of every Portugal game is when the announcers start discussing when they should pull Ronaldo

if you have the capacity to be a ride-or-die fan of a politician in the year 2026, i don't think you should be allowed to drive a car

“If they move, kill ‘em” indeed

the loudest BZZZZT WRONGO of all time

We are up so big today

I stay winning by only caring about Abdul

One thing the politics posters don't get is that every sport has its own categories of cheating that are considered kind of endearing. Like old school spit ballers or the entire history of NASCAR in the 60s

i've been trying to figure out exactly why the world cup is making all of bluesky insane and i thinj it's a confluence of our sports posters working territory outside their usual lane and our politics posters being deeply, deeply underwater

I thought she died on the way back to her home planet

Football translation: He's like an elite tight end getting lost in the shuffle at half speed but always finds space and puts himself in the right spot for big plays with great execution

Proper

for the first time in almost a thousand years, the universe has called upon Norway to crush the English

Once again giving a shout-out to Jake, who lived two apartments down from my girlfriend and would never make you hangout, but would let you look at his bearded dragon if you wanted to

I can't believe taking the mexican chicken baguette off the greggs menu worked

Actually I love pints and footy

11 minute is a whole episode of aqua teen hunger force!

The FIFA command center guys all look like agent 47 is about to choke them out and stuff them in a locker

If you're not outraged, you should be

Lets go Mexico, the best country in North America

Pick up a football

Segment dedicated to the English being sad about Maradona's Hand of God, I hope Mexico beats them so bad they get a sunburn

Y Si Si??? 🇲🇽🇲🇽

personally I would donate to an animal welfare org instead of a cruelty one but that's just me

The rice cooker is perhaps the only form of technology which is purely altrusitic, totally good, not a shred of evil or malice capable. It's almost Christlike.

that little girl from deadwood's family died for those two goals

Lmao this whips

Giving this man spirit energy like he's goku

Pausa de hidratación

FIFA is doing this so Spain, the leader of the free world, can beat the US. Trust the Plan

Goes hard

Nearly indistinguishable

Strip mall sushi joints

La Roche Posay is French for "The Roach Pussy"

I've seen a lot of quote tweets like this and it's fine folks. He's just coked up

You would never catch Taylor Swift dropping this kind of heat

Happy 4th

Pretending to be Michael Tracy is an incredible bit but I'm not sure why anyone would do it

EMPATHY - La responsabilité isn't concerned with trivial questions like *who killed who*. It's about the real issues: the human welfare index, the price of staple goods, the transition to real democracy...

Nobody has ever been cheated on more than this woman.

First thing she's ever done that I respect

You would never catch Taylor Swift dropping this kind of heat

get you a man who can do both