Good stuff

god bless the people of turkey and their love of cats

no one told me CPAC happened at the Gaylord Resort

is he eating something or does he just have his dick out

lmfao @ today's Achewood

I just can't imagine being in this situation and not immediately stepping in front of a bus

For being so committed to Pedocon, they sure are touchy about it

When your aunt puts the good starburst jelly beans in the egg instead of store generics

Ma'am your chud husband was shot down while bombing toddlers. Yes he is an anointed hero of the american Volk. No you will not get to keep the house. Here's an AI video of him with a spinning black sun behind his head like a halo meeting with Charlie Kirk in Hyperborea

im ngl, the situation around the strait of hormuz is getting more complicated by the minute, here's an annotated map explaining whats going on and what this means for america 😬

NEW: Palestinian Christians Observe Palm Sunday at Holy Family Church with Prayers for an End to the War About 450 of the 600 Palestinian Christians still in the war-torn Gaza Strip are sheltering in Holy Family Church, which has been attacked several times by Israel since 2023. [Video]

I don’t care about the declining userbase of bluesky because I’ve had sex at least once

Per President Donald Trump, “Nuh uh.”

He looks like snidely whiplash

They all find god after they’ve made the money

This must have sounded so cool in his head

Honestly, amazing.

I love when toddlers do their fat little run

God I wish that were me. Well not really

Some people on here truly really straight up just do not get where the base is. And it's even worse in the actual political establishment, at least Bluesky is genuinely broadly liberal and skeptical of Israel.

BREAKING: IRGC captures F-15 crew after setting up a large box held up by a stick with a sign reading: “ONLY GAY AMERICANS DO NOT USE THIS HIDING SPOT”, and treacherously pulled away the stick after they walked under it

I wish I could send a care package to the Iranians who shot down the F-15 like we had school children send to the troops after 9/11

On one hand, good for them, give us hell! On the other hand, I hope we don't commit some new atrocity to save face. Back to the other hand, it's going to be funny to watch Trump be insanely disrespectful to the crew and their families

The US reportedly waited to strike the bridge in Iran a second time until rescue workers and others in the area gathered to help the wounded, which then killed at least eight people. Authorities in Iran are describing it as an act of terrorism.

Speaking of great tweets

one of the finest posts of all time

Ate the buldak yakisoba and I am a little more out of practice with very spicy food than I thought

this has to feel so good for the rice

Unlimited war on wealthy mountain KKKlimbers tbh

Neil Gorsuch when he gets to talk about Indian Law

guy at work who is not in charge keeps trying to answer my questions to the people in charge

In an ideal world we would these guys into servitors from 40K and use them to clean up superfund sites

once again kind of remarkable WIRED's business model has successfully become "reviewing every shitty windows laptop on earth so we can afford to publish BORTAC agents' names"

they found a tape of her saying the n word

outlook is mankind's greatest enemy

just throwing this one out there

found a guy

RETVRN

He's on a roll today