You know Bill was tapping it on the tongue

You wouldn’t get a little thrill out of posting a death threat if there was no risk to it.

Apropos

You know Bill was tapping it on the tongue

The 2016 election must have been like a crazy harem anime for Bill Clinton

Occasionally you have to go on twitter to read some truly bad opinions

Didn't know she was in Materialists. My wife saw that (she didn't really like it) and I'm very glad I didn't go. I would have started laughing like De Niro in Cape Fear

Woke 2 claiming it's first victim. Sorry Dasha, but Hollywood WILL be slamming you in the trash like LeBron

Put your phone away for a few hours to spend a Friday evening with your wife and child and in the meantime Trump goes to war with MTG. NEVER LOG OFF

Happy Friday to you guys

absolute radio silence on the issue lol

try and guess what platform this is referring to

Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

Should have waited a day for things to shake out before firing that post off, bub

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/

Woke 2 hitting college football

She gave us the best tweet archive update ever lol

2024: hahaha suck it troglodytes, this thing's gonna be replacing your job and dating your girlfriend 2026: we continue to see modest gains at the edges of our applications. we believe 14% of consumers may be ready to spend up to three dollars a month on this by end of Q4

Let me be clear: I support the tone, content, and style of this exact kind of shit

I have to leave my house in the city to go to an office in the world's fakest suburban hell town lol

HONKBALLER?!?!?!?!?

I have the most wonderful story for you all today: baby alligator spotted in Charles River, then immediately rescued by local reptile enthusiast

No ear protection, just vibing with the boys

"it was sad when Jane Goodall died because she was a very famous person" - guy on the train just now

can’t think of a group of thinkers and intellectuals that will be as irrelevant and unremembered as the post-Soviet American intelligentsia

Curb theme intensifies

learning that there are a lot of ppl on here who are unfamiliar with the late john mcafee's posts

petro is so beast

I still think about a Twitter video edit someone made, now lost to the ages, of LeBron hitting the alley oop in the Cavs/Warriors series where they made the ball the show and the hoop a trash can. RIP

Let's bet on this shit, I want points on joke post

Someone named Daniel Siad tells Epstein in an email that the owner of Noah Models used to "scout for Trump." Noah Models was featured in this 2011 PBS documentary, about 12, 13 year old girls being scouted in Siberia for international modeling, and the predatory results.

Noam Chomsky after giving the exact same interview on Democracy Now for the hundredth time: I wonder what Jeffery Epstein thinks about the EU

When I read the Summers email, Andre Williams' Jail Bait started playing in my head. Incredibly sinister and whiny vibes

And to think some of you people said Clara Jeffrey was right about Heat. You idiots. You fucking BUFFOONS!!! God damn you all to hell!!!

this is a way of life

My Bill is not a sexual predator! He’s a liar, a pig, a bystander to the deaths of 900,000 Rwandans, and a sexual predator, but he is NOT a porn star!

MAGA guy solemnly modifying his well-worn K*LL YOUR LOCAL PEDOPHILE shirt to say VOTE FOR YOUR LOCAL PEDOPHILE

Do I check my chud brother in laws X, the everything website account to see how he is handling the latest Epstein news? On one hand, I have to see this guy socially and the less I know the better. On the other hand, the cope could be really funny

he did a NSFW ASMR performance for them

My child is only allowed to watch educational programing like Looney Tunes (comedic timing and early 20th century cultural references), X-Files (distrusting the government and Mid-Atlantic accents), and Xena: Warrior Princess (racially diverse international productions)

The Last Temptation of Christ The Big Lebowski Smokin' Aces Mac and Me

Good thing we've been slow rolling actual legalization for literally no reason