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I'm sorry, but Baz Lurhman making the guns in Romeo + Juliet Sword and Longsword as like, makes, was the coolest shit ever. "Give me my longsword" hell yeah Baz I was 12 and am 41 and that still fucking rules. Louder, Baz. 11 is amateur hour. youtu.be/D3BayBl6_2g?...

NICK SHIRLEY WASN’T EVEN ALIVE WHEN THE MATRIX CAME OUT

how tf are we being held hostage by a 23 yr-old youtuber

He's right to say it

God forbid a man practice self care

Critical support

Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats

I'm gonna save everyone some time- the alleged miracle happened in Portugal in 1917. No need to inquire further, not interested in de Crechio seeing a big light and going "ohh nooo"

Under this framework the Fugitive Slave act- passed by congress- was more liberal than the Emancipation Proclamation, since it was a an executive order

real talk, niggas gotta stop being scared. who gives a fuck if somebody was mean to you for expressing how you feel? remove them from your life and express yourself to the ones who make a safe space for you.

tired of hearing about MTG, you can’t even use her in commander decks

I would bet 98% of the people yelling about Chappell Roan right now also didn’t know about Brigitte Bardot’s whole deal before yesterday.

Consider yourself on notice

(most bill maher voice imaginable) my gender identity is racist

Chappell Roan apologizes after learning that Brigitte Bardot was French.

Mamdani will be sworn in in the station that inspired the Turtles lair in TMNT 2: The Secret Of The Ooze

Absolutely insane that there’s just hamsters living out in the wild somewhere

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

there are a lot of people who are going to need to suffer consequences for the damage being wrought on our neighbors right now but let's make no mistake about the fact that the kennedy guy needs to be executed

Parmesan shortbreads are the perfect accompaniment to any festive fizz you may be uncorking to celebrate the New Year. They’re #RecipeOfTheDay now in case you want a get a head start on them, but they’re neither difficult nor time-consuming to make. www.nigella.com/recipes/parm...

me finally getting recognized for fucking up everyone’s lives constantly

Another way AI leads to suicide is that hearing people talk about it makes you want to jump into a jet engine

Personally I think women are heroes

Just finished and I'm glad I don't have to go to work tomorrow

Bollards when a car tries to score and illegitimate parking spot

The Name of the Rose cooks so hard it's insane. God I wish I was Italian

Americans make fun of the French for being racist, but they gave one of their historically sexy women several tickets for talking shit about Muslims, so maybe we should get off our high horse

english degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come

Wine, crab, pizza. I like it

It's been a tough few years for craft beer, this is just adding insult to injury

theyll never trick me into watching a minecraft video

is warhammer any dumber than star wars? i could make an argument that it's far less dumb

Me too man

The studios no longer make movies primarily to attract and please moviegoers; they make movies in such a way as to get as much as possible from the prearranged and anticipated deals. (1980)

[GOODFELLAS] It's about being a guy and guys getting high on being a guy. (1990)

If he was a cat I would have him put down

One of my favorite things is how every time a defense gets a turnover the announcer tells a story about how they practice forcing fumbles, catching tips etc. Just once I’d love hear “damn they really never work on that so that was crazy”

it's so deeply unfair that the NFT haters get content like this after barely a year of hype, and meanwhile the Tesla haters are dying of old age waiting for our time in the sun

beware the beast [*] for he is the devils pawn. alone among gods primates he posts cringe for sport or lust. yea, he will post cringe for his brothers attention. let him not be screenshot in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his timeline and yours. shun him. drive him back to x dot com

When your novice boinks a peasant girl and you can't even pretend you aren't amused

you guys are all missing the point with avatar. the real “way of water” is buying a bidet for your home.

The Name of the Rose rules because it seamlessly incorporates and transitions between beautiful descriptive prose, philosophical exploration, and stone cold potboiler shit