well well well, where is your Lamborghini to save you now

Pablo Picasso, Three Musicians, Fontainebleau, summer 1921 https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1134703

When you realize the tentacles are the best part of getting fried calamari

owned

It's so funny to see guy with 20 cats and a red beret and think "yeah this guy is just waiting for the right incentive"

this interview rocks

Incredible new details about Tracy Morgan's shark tank in this article www.vulture.com/article/sher...

Union Pacific "Big Boy" 4014 steam locomotive.

man if you thought That's Not My Problem felt good, wait until you've tried out the sequel, That's That Guy's Problem

sorry everyone i just got my covid/flu vaccine and don't have the energy to write posts about sex scenes in movies

Nonzero chance Luigi Mangione walks because the DOJ replaced all the AUSAs with women Trump thinks is hot and various unemployable cousins

What makes you think there's any choose about this? The rest of the world is done with us

Second time he’s had his people get rid of Epstein

Mueller She Wrote being up here is insanely embarrassing

What was Tad Williams cooking

libs of tiktok finding out about gwar in 2025 is incredibly on-brand. if she was not a satanic demon from hell she would be really funny

Qaddafi's speech was way better than Trump's don't compare them

Going deep on Italian WWII armor leads to some of the funniest descriptions of all time. Big stamp that says "IMMEDIATELY OBSOLETE"

Doing shots of children's tylenol until I make one of these tanks-encyclopedia.com/category/ww2...

You could do "Teenage Speed Freaks?" and put it over a post that was like "taking half an IR at 230 because I have laundry to fold" but that's not as funny as slapping "AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT" over your completed 1/35 Yugoslavian partisan diorama with a captured italian tank destroyer

adhd havers, we can only dream of getting a graphic this funny

I still think about that pit about once a week

Odds on Schumer selling out house Dems again just skyrocketed

"I have never seen an autistic 70 year old man" this idiot has never watched a single minute of PBS

RIP BOZO

CARTOON/BARTSSCL.GIF

If Trump saw GWAR he would think Warhammer 40k was happening in real life

My apologies to Disney adults. I was unaware that you are one of the most important political forces in the country.

All timer

Imagine cooking on this level

I will never stop loving this shit

one reason i don't complain much about bluesky's (terrible) moderation is because you're supposed to hate the mods. there has never been a good mod. best case scenario, a poster sacrifices his humanity and takes on the mantle knowing he will be villified, spat on, name cursed for generations, etc

“hey babe i gotta take a shit, wanna ride cuck?”

You will not seea single policy position in this entire thread

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dzkh... show this movie to your daughter

I prefer to call it "being frenchpilled"

assembling a fantasy lunch: warm crusty bread, a hunk of cheese. a bit of cured sausage and a clutch of fresh grapes. shared out of a handkerchief with a brooding ranger I met in the woods

I was in the official Sinclair memorial of Charlie Kirk lmao

Dude got a haul 😲

Can check

Can I hold $6,000 real quick?

Jay Walking was funny, actually

Found a sexy Instagram roller skate lady. I didn't know they still made hippies like this. She's got a pit bull and it's always off leash

escape from new york understood deeply that kurt russell looked cool doing just about anything