God I wish those were Iranian

you don't get to 34 courtesy likes without making a few enemies

Getting a few posts off before feeding my daughter

Honeycrisp, cosmic crisp, first kiss... The new apples come and go. The pink lady endures

My hottest parenting take is that Raffi is not only the great to ever do it, but he’ll probably never be bested. Michael Phelps-ass children’s songwriter.

Chuds are posting like Stancil now

Too low. Get to work

Concealed carry shouldn’t be for stopping criminals or protecting yourself, it should exist so you can stick the gun in your mouth in front of the guy cashing in 200 scratchers at the kwik trip.

Has McMorrow's attempt to softpedal her opposition to an arms halt made her the only major Senate candidate in the United States to have advocated arming Palestinians?

The end result of the total and comprehensive merging of American and Israeli interests in MENA: the collapse of what little remained in Arab buy in into the US led regional order

Gridfinity MOGGED by fishing gear that has existed for decades

every time I think I should be nicer to economists, one opens their mouth and says something like: “why should I verify the sources i cite?”

Omg you people can't do anything

Hahahahaha

Still no blue check on here for me. Some Bluesky employee probably waiting for their "processing fee" in a brown envelope. That's how Americans work these days.

imagining joe biden falling over like one of those chinese robots

FLUBBED

GUY DYING OF TUBERCULOSIS IN 1910: I wish I was getting addicted to sportsbetting right now

YOU - Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at? SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone

god I would probably post boner for the first time ever but fuck a place without moderation to protect my black friends, my trans friends, my sex worker friends

my army of 40 guys I pay to torment people while dressed as members of napoleon's army have been gunned down in a freak accident.

Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,

when the senate parliamentarian rules in your favor

lol

Obesity and gay porn catching strays

The idea that most of the founders actually were secret 20th century universal rights liberals is extremely silly and anyone promoting this as a true reality rather than a myth for children and low info voters should be embarrassed

white supremacist cranks and some podcasters might. But they don't even go here so...

Actual leftists are never going to vote for Tucker Carlson for anything. Folks can dead that.

It's just a purely online parlor game by people who need to keep talking because podcasting is their livelihood.

People say "interesting read" about the most tired articles on the planet but have not read a single Warhammer novel

The demon in Kyle Shanahan’s brain when he’s got a one-possession lead and the ball late:

This is on the upperclassmen required reading list at Hillsdale

Goals

In the club gone off the melatonin gummy

I'm arting my whirl

Ok but I do want to see that, that looks awesome

The Name of the Rose is not in the list. What are we doing here

its not fair. wemby is too tall

Thank you, commenter on the NYT article on the etymology of "chud," you DO have to have a very high IQ to understand Chapo Trap House

epic CIA lady revealing her true colors

Most common word used/mangled by midwits these days is "dopamine"

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Saw this spray painted underneath a bridge

why is he like this

This is how the bacon turned out btw