Football translation: He's like an elite tight end getting lost in the shuffle at half speed but always finds space and puts himself in the right spot for big plays with great execution

It would be very cashmoney if pioneer square didn't have a fucking Starbucks in that prime exclusive location and had idk any locally owned actually good coffee establishment with maybe a bar open afternoons

Medically, the beers you have while grilling don’t count. The science behind it is fascinating

Just got a "Happy holiday" from the Costco cashier LMAO

New tires on our second car this month because the old ones were rotting and leaking air and goddamn they are so quiet it rules

1262 sesame Street All timer. We have a former NFL player Rosey Grier lifting a phone both to help a kid get a dime and Henry Winkler as the Fonz walk through a door into the set and say "W" and walk away

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Not me listening to the likely next Wisconsin Governor say that she's going to have 100% subsidized childcare down to 0 years old for families earning less than like $140k a year while Tina Kotek moves to eliminate preschool for all because like 15 of her rich donor friends said they don't like it

Put a world cup semi in the Oakland colosseum to fuck with internationals and show them what a REAL American stadium looks like, tarps off seats out

Was there ever an effort to eliminate the executive office with the charter reform or must we as human peasants always have a king figure

How much does a labyrinth and minotaur go for these days I was thinking about putting one in my basement to kind zhuzh up the place

Me, @smugglingrapes.bsky.social, and @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com hitting this in unison every three beers

JUST PUT IN THE TROUGH.

Watching NY elections from Oregon like

Riley Gaines entering the "does it stink good?" contest and still coming in 5th

One really nice thing about the Chinese system is incredibly corrupt government officials and powerful persons receiving very brutal legal punishment for their crimes or misdeeds towards the people

A little validation for not signing this one. Petitioner at Oaks Park was so excited to tell me how this money (it's only .02 per dollar!) wasn't a new tax because of how tired we are of those! There's really an obvious class of people pushing that focus group line again and again

If it happens before the fourth that would be fun

Portland will join New York once we elect a socialist mayor

Just found out the North Lombard Flying Pie closed and feels like my world has come crashing down

Really not a fan of the wavy flag kits for team USA. Every area with a logo number or name disrupts the pattern

Anyone posting bullshit NFL and NBA players as an excuse for why the USA soccer team is always ass on the international stage needs to read some fucking historical materialism man

She cupping my world as I broadcast

the Knicks are 86-47 since Tracy Morgan puked on the floor of Madison Square Garden during a 116-95 win over the Miami Heat on March 17th, 2025

that’s right

Ant is on threads

How come guys who argue that we can't do any better than electrical on poles don't want to put our gas lines up there

Who up topping they inning

We back.

Replacing the empty tp roll on the holder with the half empty one on top of the toilet

Is there a Charlie Kirk analogue in this? There should be.

Saw a beautifully up kept Mercedes-Benz TD Estate wagon today

You have 180 days left to eat foie gras in Portland:

10,000 word peer reviewed essay about waste. Published in time magazine Pilot study program analysing the cost effects of time wasting discussions with paid wasted time consultants Reddit suburban community discussion series about the intersectionality of waste and time

Going to jail for throwing a rock at armored soldiers is some Israeli shit man this country is so bunk

This sun shit gotta stop

A SHAMEFUL PLACE POPULATED BY WHITES WHO THINK ONLY OF DEGENERACY AND NATIVES WHO THINK ONLY OF FISH. UNCONTENT TO DESTROY THE LAND FOR TIMBER, THE RESIDENTS BEGAN TO DESTROY THEIR MINDS AND BODIES WITH CANNABIS. THE LANDSCAPE IS BEAUTIFUL, BUT FOR SAFETY'S SAKE THE REGION SHOULD BE RAZED

Standing on business

Sure. Let's start with capping ticket prices and regulations on resale scalping services, street pricing for food and beverage, unionized living wages for team and stadium employees, then move towards public ownership of sports teams, locally made merchandise, and green modular multipurpose stadiums

California needs RCV Badly. We gotta get this thing all over

This isn't a serious analogy but doesn't this sound a lot like sending in those metaphorical tanks to force objectors into participating in your established political system?

My advice to NFL teams as always is choose very carefully who to receive first round picks from in a trade. Look for whoever THINKS they are good but are likely ass and will continue to be ass. One score wins in the previous year, indications of over performance, and aging position players.

Were the minions members of the kuomintang or were they collaborators?

lfg GeoSports · May 25th 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 1,000 / 1,000 www.geosports.app

Surely the reason I felt like shit all morning isn't because all I've had to eat is three donuts and black coffee

The Coke Zero people are so needlessly smug. I don’t drink Diet Coke because I want Coca Cola with zero calories. I drink Diet Coke because there is something wrong with me; something deeply broken inside of me; something that will never truly be healed.

Knees are so sore I'm limping at home depot

Approached by a 2% residents vote initiative or whatever in portland person collecting signatures today and I immediately got red flags/bad juju when her opening line is how tired we all are of taxes and how this initiative doesn't need new taxes...

Routle - TriMet 05/24/2026 🟥 🟥 🟩 ⬛ ⬛ www.routle.city/trimet I was dumb

Just hit a dinger. Going to be a good season