Feds at the quarry in NE Minneapolis right now. They stopped a catering truck then left when whistles started. Two trucks still parked. Reported to ICE OUT. Bluesky is having trouble with the video

i feel like i picked the wrong month to not drink this year

nw:

ok man. I'm gonna keep talking to the gun owner i've know for 20+ years who is rightfully afraid his in-laws can be abducted by masked goons. but im sure whatever youre doing is good too!

why aren't you using God's perfect widemouth water bottle?

nrw and showing Dad for the first time:

I'm gonna meet a rhino tomorrow

this whole poptart mascot sacrifice thing is going to cross over from silly and still kinda funny to cringe and overplayed in one years time, mark my words. they're leaning too hard into the bit it's simply not sustainable

gonna start calling the homies "my dear"

he is guarding the presents and the stockings (with care)

blackface jumpscare btw

nw:

nw:

now seated for

nrw in preparation for tomorrow

RELEASE THE NAUGHTY LIST

can I get a hell yeah

crazy combo on the dive bar TV tonight

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BACKWARDS PASS LETS FUCKING GO LMFAO

and in the depths of its so over sometimes you find the light of were so back

Enshittification really making people use some shit called Floorp and i have to support stupidest fucking timeline

Minneapolis, Minnesota Pop: 2,977,172 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minneapolis,_Minnesota Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=121342477 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=124479509 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=178759447

30 armed FBI agents circle my home because I accidently googled "hot TILFs in my area" last night while drunk. Fingers on the trigger they are awaiting the order to breach and clear my house. But they can't move in yet. No one can find a child's size FBI jacket for Kash Patel

This is insane levels of hater that few things can bring out in a person, college football is one of them

My advice to Gen Z is to start drinking more with your friends. Sorry if this is problematic but it works

proof

gonna make burger

Dune 1 & 2 in IMAX and The Lighthouse in a small independent 2-screen theater are the positives. Negative: seeing Gravity while stoned out of my gourd as a teenager and being pissed off at how much it sucked despite being visually kinda cool and the aforementioned gourd status

Aubrey waking up after drinking several bottles of wine and wondering "damn I feel kinda off today I wonder how that happened" is an extremely mid-20s thing to do

started reading master and commander im really becoming my father

This They Might Be Giants TONIGHT SHOW performance of "Birdhouse In Your Soul" from 1990 remains firmly lodged in my noggin thanks to the Tonight Show Band's full commitment and Doc Severinsen's incredible trumpeting... It took an already great song and made it transcendent.

i showed him a vhs video tape on a crt tv and he immediately reinvented standing too close to the tv, lcd hdtv flatscreens have never had this effect on children in my house, this is old magic that is being lost

I was raised on these streets

calmly explaining why we shouldn't bomb random venezuelan boats to people who argued we should torture random iraqis and then won an election by saying they were against a war they advocated for

back on my bullshit (started a new bloodborne file at 1am)

surely taking a nap at 7:18pm is a good idea

its gotta have the "salad" which is just iceberg lettuce, a few slivers of carrot, and a watery dressing or its not real seattle teriyaki. bonus points towards genuineness if the salad gets wilted in the container due to the steam from the rice and meat

Apropos

You know Bill was tapping it on the tongue

it's big beer Friday

We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.

more like fart raiders

C-SPAN live look at Dershowitz:

humanoid robotics should be used for this and only this

Wizard and Glass, Dark Tower Book 4 - Stephen King

"The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come to pass" yeah bro, Ages of me reading this 1000+ page paperback

Every masterpiece has its cheap copy

cackled at this on the broadcast

“Well, it’s the top of the inning…again…”