now seated for:

something incredibly funny might soon happen

"Hi babe how was work?" Me:

imagining joe biden falling over like one of those chinese robots

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Jimmy i love ya man but this shit does not hold a candle anywhere close to the original. I had rose tinted glasses for this film for over a decade and this re-watching, while enjoyable, really broke the veil for me

nrw (directors cut):

logging on

happy big beer friday

theres a direct cultural line from Toshiro Mifune's sword in this movie to some shit in fromsoft games and it fucking rules

nw:

why did no one tell me Chattanooga is actually kind of awesome. this bar I'm in has a real dumbwaiter and they allow smoking in bars

did anybody else know how to work a camera like Kurosawa and his cinematographers back in the day? it's crazy

nw:

Shorts on guns out and flip flops thangin it's a nice day out boys

Mamdani is not just filling the potholes with the crew. He's creating a visual and personal reminder of the dignity inherent in all of these anonymous government jobs.

yeah the state of modern technology sucks in a lot of ways but I can also walk around work with a wireless speaker in my ear that lets me hear the voices of astronauts who are about to swing around the fucking moon in real time

Angine de Pointrine had a tour scheduled at a small venue in my city then they blew up. of course that show is already sold out, so they rebooked at one of the biggest venues in the city. a single ticket is over $300 I fucking love and hate the internet. more importantly, live Nation Execs should be

Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz

bring me the strait of hormuz ok get the strait of hormuz out of here

another certified Satoshi Kon heater

nw:

personal Mandela effect, apparently pilk is Pepsi+milk but I would have bet you $100 yesterday that it was Pepto+milk

nw:

Open the schools!

when was the last time you saw a PT cruiser I feel like I haven't seen one in years

its time for 3-4 ipas and hanging out with my good friend leon kennedy

ridiculous, brie wont melt correctly for a grilled cheese, get serious here.

going to the gym and then

Update: its sunny again and all the snow is gone

weather was in the 80s yesterday and now it's snowing this is so fucked up

Capybara Bath 02

thinking again about the greatest scene in cinema history

Yep.

one of the stupidest guys I know reposted an AI video of trump slap-boxing Khameni as if he could fucking spell Ayatollah let alone knew who that was

The year is 2018, I am installing BattlEye on my computer. The year is 2023, I am installing BattlEye on my computer. The year is 2026, I am installing BattlEye on my computer.

waking up at 6am for an international meeting filled with middle aged scientists who still somehow can't figure out how to effectively share their screens

this was the best mp3 player ever made. the only person who knows how to repair them is a permanently nude guy who lives in a yurt

we need a polite phrase or subtle gesture to indicate ‘my plans for this weekend are absolutely not appropriate to discuss in the workplace, we are talking about the weather now’

more light Androgenetic Alopecia am i right folks

Soup of the day: Yellowtail sashimi

its good, go watch it

Big Beer Friday, folks