remind me to launch my discourse nuke tomorrow when people are awake

started Celebrity Traitors UK, and I don’t know most of these people but I do think they’re all funny and charming

getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning

"Sorry Liz, I can't stay late, I'm in a production of Hamnet" "Hamlet? By Shakespeare?" "HamNet by Chloé Zao. She did that superhero movie about how hiroshima was blown up by the gays. Oppenheimer."

watching Pluribus right as it airs, so nice to have an appointment TV show

This guy is going THROUGH IT

seeing Aunty Donna tonight. I know they are prodigious comedians with a wide variety of work, but they should still do the Ben Mendelsohn talking to the cops bit. gotta play the hits live.

the [under discussion] is sending me

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy did a lot to shape my sense of humor and outlook. wonderful book.

Canadian upload of the Mario Galaxy Direct reveals Yoshi's voice actor

until someone makes a more Jr. Bowser

Holy shit. Normal Gossip, how did you pull this off?

imagining Buster Scruggs coming to Deadwood and through a chain of events murdering half the characters in it

god I love The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, I love the titular first short, Tim Blake Nelson as the cheeriest psychopath is so goddamn funny

watching the latest Make Some Noise, I too love these psycho white girls

I bet it feels good as hell to hide from your past here working as a simple mechanic until the diner owner across the street unknowingly says too much to a couple of tough fellas

David Cross is a great pick to play an Elsbeth killer

now reading (at the suggestion of the family I’m going to visit in Savannah soon)

OK!!!!!!

new Chair Company episode opens with a warning for “strong sexual content”

they’re the same guy

watching Le Bonheur for the first time, Agnes Varda good director

Pleased to learn that Pluribus is going to get us almost all the way to The Pitt. There will be two wretched weeks without Real TV, from Dec 27 - Jan 8, but then we’ll be back up

saw cool art today

This is the future leftists want

playing the Kirby Air Riders demo, bliss

no one wants to talk about Die My Love at this party, why does no one want to discuss 2 hours of Jennifer Lawrence going through wild post-partum depression, who can say

RIP Baudrillard you would have loved this shit

held a small dog

they should hang out

Bugonia is a hoot, love seeing Yorgos do his Yorgos thing

Sweet Caroline (Epic Trailer Version)

there’s ANOTHER Colleen Hoover movie coming out? not the Allison Williams one, this one has Maika Monroe

some of these shook me

I want to know more about the man so grouchy he literally inspired Oscar the Grouch

previously the most walkouts I’ve seen for a movie was for Mother! but Jennifer Lawerence really had to outdo herself with Die My Love it’s my favorite movie of the year

Working on a I.C.E. kidnap case right now—2 sons, whose mother called on me. It’s very clear both Uber and Waymo have provided the government my clients’ location via these ride sharing company’s ✨massive✨ tech surveillance op. No warrant—just pure cooperation. Stay woke, y’all. Waymo is I.C.E.

That’s no lazy ol’ moon. That’s a lazy ol’ space station.

watching the first ep now I’m interested

lily allen song about me called Yeah I Dunno It Just Didn’t Work Out

man the Lilly Allen album really isn’t playing around

let’s fucking go

people doubt ai, but it just did something no human has ever managed: make vince gilligan say something mean.

IMPORTANT QUESTION in what order should I watch Bugonia and Die My Love tomorrow?

the Hail, Caesar rating distribution is breathtakingly wrong

best ending of all time, let's be real

apparently Daisy Ridley and Alden Ehrenreich are doing a romcom out early next year, can two careers derailed by Star Wars find love??