always extremely distressing to see someone really hot do really well on Make Some Noise

top 5 things about it 5. that he did that shit in front of MILLIONS of people watching 4. Judd Apatow tweeting “he could have died” 3. that Will Smith then won Best Actor 2. that it was because of a G.I. Jane joke 1. Chris Rock saying “it was a G.I. Jane joke” immediately after

no Amy Sedaris in the Mandalorian movie no deal

“I don’t refer to mints as candy, because I’m not from fucking Russia” Mulaney still has it

stoned in my room and started thinking about The Long Walk, something unpleasant to think about while stoned!

few things make me more uncomfortable than jokes about autism, it’s something I’m very insecure about, so this has been a very hard day for me heads up before you reply one thing that makes me more uncomfortable is pity for being autistic

home from work early because I worked yesterday, have put on No Country for Old Men I love that a movie this slow and epic is only just over 2 hours. that miraculous Coen efficiency.

dudes rock

you guys ever get a beer with a little orange slice in there? ‘cause i do like once in a blue moon

Disney+ is still on the BDS list, BTW. Don't restart your subscription just because they brought back Kimmel. They only did that because they lost so much money anyway; they learned nothing. If Disney or ABC wants your money, make them divest from Israel first.

CITY is so good this week "What week?" Every week

is that allowed???

real jizz heads: one gotta go, what do you choose??

new Joy Crookes album 👍👍👍

one potentially funny movie award season outcome is Jay Kelly racking up producing wins for Amy Pascal. she’s back! somehow she returned!

lol

“September” was the best Elite Beat Agents level

time for some comedy

was discussing with @acmovidas.bsky.social, it’s kind of crazy that Rob Reiner launched to the big time the careers of three major screenwriter auteurs (Christopher Guest, Nora Ephron, Aaron Sorkin). feel like I haven’t seen that discussed before.

Long Walk is really great, had a wonderful feel bad time

lord forgive me it’s time to go back to tha old me

walked up to a still closed donut shop and a teen was vaping like mad outside and then told me they opened in 10 mins and laid out his ideas of how they could have the donuts ready faster if management would listen to him. wishing this kid the best.

have a big day ahead with a lot planned that I have to be active for all of it, so of course I’m randomly up at 5 AM stupid body

fan subs are a menace

making my Varda and Demy boxsets kiss

let’s rock

Weird Al, baby

one thing to look forward to is how unhinged The Rock is going to be campaigning for an Oscar. if we don’t get something as wild as “the balance of power is about to change” I’m going to be sad.

incredible show!!!!

I started out mixed on Dandadan season 2 because of pacing issues but the end stretch was phenomenal

Him wanted me to go hmmmm! but instead I went hmm…

Charli XCX is trying to get this barbecue started but is stymied because grill, so confusing

Charli XCX is trying to get this barbecue started but is stymied because grill, so confusing

just read the Alita spin-off Ashen Victor, it was pretty sick

finally

me discussing modern genre fiction

tastes like ash for this to happen at the exact same moment Disney capitulated to state censorship lol

all comedy is illegal except for Gutfield

there’s an author I deeply respect for their pre-novel writing work that just put out their fourth novel, and nope, not falling for that a fourth time. I love that they exist and have their following and I am content never going “well surely this time I’ll like their fiction writing” again

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I love this show so much

we all know about Jim Hanks right?

when cloud services hound me to pay for the 50th time

now reading

it’s gonna be a long day, I can feel it in my bones

once again reminding people to never RSVP for a protest