no one wants to talk about Die My Love at this party, why does no one want to discuss 2 hours of Jennifer Lawrence going through wild post-partum depression, who can say

RIP Baudrillard you would have loved this shit

held a small dog

they should hang out

Bugonia is a hoot, love seeing Yorgos do his Yorgos thing

Sweet Caroline (Epic Trailer Version)

there’s ANOTHER Colleen Hoover movie coming out? not the Allison Williams one, this one has Maika Monroe

some of these shook me

I want to know more about the man so grouchy he literally inspired Oscar the Grouch

previously the most walkouts I’ve seen for a movie was for Mother! but Jennifer Lawerence really had to outdo herself with Die My Love it’s my favorite movie of the year

Working on a I.C.E. kidnap case right now—2 sons, whose mother called on me. It’s very clear both Uber and Waymo have provided the government my clients’ location via these ride sharing company’s ✨massive✨ tech surveillance op. No warrant—just pure cooperation. Stay woke, y’all. Waymo is I.C.E.

That’s no lazy ol’ moon. That’s a lazy ol’ space station.

watching the first ep now I’m interested

lily allen song about me called Yeah I Dunno It Just Didn’t Work Out

man the Lilly Allen album really isn’t playing around

let’s fucking go

people doubt ai, but it just did something no human has ever managed: make vince gilligan say something mean.

IMPORTANT QUESTION in what order should I watch Bugonia and Die My Love tomorrow?

the Hail, Caesar rating distribution is breathtakingly wrong

best ending of all time, let's be real

apparently Daisy Ridley and Alden Ehrenreich are doing a romcom out early next year, can two careers derailed by Star Wars find love??

DIVINE PRESENCE TO BE SHOT

Guys who make weird fonts talking about Yorgos Lanthimos

it is now possible to transfer your spotify playlists seamlessly to other listening apps btw

she read that awful NYT article and took it to heart

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

watching Blade: Trinity. first two Blade movies are so good, they can’t lose right? Parker Posey is in it!

Important.

they stopped letting Bert Cooper do the ads after this one

evil man, still cracks me up

Lowdown finale good

Blue Moon 2: Hart’s Revenge

Enjoying an unhurried and delightful meal at The Table Of Success. My waiters keep bringing me off-menu amuse bouches "from the chef." Ah here comes another crudo. Sublime.

watching the Elsbeth season 3 premiere, Stephen Colbert is playing a thinly veiled version of himself and Amy Sedaris is about to kill him, love this show

he’s an evil man, but I have to respect this level of being a hater

Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney

Woke up today to the news

RIP Dick Cheney, he was finally taken down by Blade

is there any good writing about how the Blade movies share a lot of DNA with their contemporary Matrix movies? more with those than any other Marvel comics movies.

I am watching Blade II for the first time finally, excited to see what put my guy Del Toro on the map, also excited to see Wesley Snipes do more crazy vampire fighting shit

this week on Deep Space Nine, I immediately have met the station’s tailor, he seems nice and trustworthy 🙂

now reading

This car looks like a reply chud.

absolute victory, my longest yeah boy ever

my password to everything is also “louvre”

Huntress Wizard going from background character to a major character of Fionna and Cake season 2, that’s the power of Adventure Time baby, that’s the crazy shit that happens when you tell the same story for 15 years, I love it