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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Starting 15 years ago Republicans started applying purity tests, embraced their extreme base and primaried moderate members. Now they are… in charge of three branches of government and doing fine. They are in charge, check it out.

It’s like getting mad at a bear for knocking over your trash and scattering it around the yard. I expect the bear to do it but I am disappointed if my neighbor does the same thing

*leonard cohen "first we take manhattan" voice* they sentenced me to 50 years of mortgage

🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.

a 6.6 from pitchfork is a good score!

placing prop bets on who pablo torre is gonna have on his show this week

my advice to liverpool football club from the peanut gallery: try to be better than manchester city. i think that would go over extremely well, but what do i know

Joyce Carol Oates is the Babe Ruth of posters. Big swings and big misses, but when she connects? She parks ‘em in low earth orbit 🤌🏾

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

Mohammed El-Kurd on The New York Times "When we're talking about the New York Times, we're talking about an organization that is deeply complicit, that has so much blood on its hands. [..] I don't think anybody should be working at the NYT, or writing for the NYT or writing op-eds in the NYT."

“I’ve been a minimum wage worker my whole life. I feel like my government is attacking their own people.”

they bumpin armand hammer at the function now everyone contemplating

now that's what a timeline should look like.

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to circle the block for parking

On this day in 1992, ‘Man on the Moon’ was released in the U.S. as the second single off Automatic for the People, with ‘New Orleans Instrumental No.2’ as the B-side on both the 7” and CD versions.

OutKast is inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame: “We started in a little room. Great things start in little rooms”

"all we need to do is keep blackrock and vanguard from buying all the single family homes" yeah fam "and deport 40 million people" ...man these people aren't just racist they're STUPID stupid

Mississippi State home games sound like the inside of a coin counting machine that is gradually breaking down.

Zohran captured nearly 100% the vote of salesmen. of SALESmen

damn rip

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

just trying to see what time it is. thanks

last year, Zohran Mamdani was 33 years old. This year he says he is 34. so which one is it? how can we trust this man?

i have thought for several years now that a key aim of the democratic party should be to polarize the public against the supreme court

absolutely baffling new type of person emerging on twitter: anti-vaxx conservative woman finally turning on the Trump administration because RFK went on tv and said "ozempic is good actually"

The lesson is clear, american politicians must seek the approval of jadakiss on an individual basis.

if you are advocating for the overthrow of the venezuelan government and the installation of that nazi peace prize winner you are a straight up pile of shit, fuck off and die already.

Woke 2 will not be complete unless the fairness doctrine is reinstated and Fox News dismantled and sold for scrap bsky.app/profile/thed...

i spent a few years suing this guy for wage theft. he's a bum. good riddance imo

vince gilligan without facial hair is just wrong, but when it comes to AI my man is right

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

liberals on here will post anything. "chuck schumer has done good things." no he hasn't. that isn't true.

She wreck on my Edmund til I Fitzgerald

Let’s go!!!!!

When this weekend is the B&N Criterion sale but, Expensive Car Repair

i'm probably not gonna see marty supreme until i get confirmation that kevin o'leary gets his ass beat for like 15 minutes in it. even then i kinda don't wanna see it. there were some shitty people in uncut gems but they got like one scene, not a role built for a best supporting actor nomination

Let’s check back in with the Sound of Freedom guy.

EXCLUSIVE: Leaked group chat shows Phil Mickelson texted his fellow investors in a struggling oil pipeline an... erotic idea. "Big daddy TRUMP ready to swing his 14 inch c*ck in front of Newsom's face will drive up any stock" New PTFO 🚨👀 youtu.be/UbmBZR5aoRY?...

Richest nation in human history

you jerk off. i nice guy off. we are not the same.

mr. mayor, who do you prefer as tevye the milkman, zero mostel or chaim topol, do not dodge the question by talking about how anatevka is no longer an affordable place to live and needs reliable childcare services, answer the fucking question sir

to all major league baseball players: it's the offseason and you're probably thinking you should work your arms/legs/core to stay in shape before spring training. i'm here to tell y'all, fuck that, glutes only. we want big dumpers league wide, emphasis on wide. (let me) get on it*. *your big ass

i think this person should be forced to live with actual apes in the wild

weird how mel gibson and gina carano aren't on there. almost like they don't care about jewish people after all, truly unforseen