turning off replies on shitposts

argentina will get more support from the united states government so they can continue their libertarian collapse than americans will get during a recession lol

bf: babe stop sending me spanish tiktoks me: nunca

CHOOSE YOUR DIFFICULTY: mids reggie loud that shit that killed saddam

nobody is better at beating the atlanta falcons than the atlanta falcons. and if that doesn't seem like a big deal to you, consider how good most teams are at beating the atlanta falcons

OPINION | Manchester City Are Playing Football the Right Way by Ezra Klein

he's still got that dawg in him

are these the judeo-christian values we were told about

whenever he gives a speech meant to sound both folksy and authoritative, jd vance reminds me of austin petersen awkwardly yelping "hell no" in response to a question about whether people should be required to have a license before they can drive a car. real heads remember

fyi: when i say something is "king shit" i'm referencing king shit and the golden boys, by guided by voices

every poster whose skeets get read in court should be required to have a username that is this funny, at bare minimum

I just have a difficult time imagining a scenario that would have the Globetrotters rescued from the island but not Gilligan. I do not feel this show is realistic.

it's time for everyone's favorite game show, learn about communism with kirby!

It no longer even registers as news that the president behaves this way, but if a child acted like this you would punish him.

In the old days you sought to earn the favor of the aged prophet Lee Corso, who might declare your deeds unworthy and adorn himself in the form of your enemies, calling down judgment from within your walls. Now you get coddled by Pat McAfee or the Barstool man, who speak loudly but fear the truth

Carney's father was a "principal" (warden) of a residential "school" (child labour/death camp). But people bent over backward to point out that Carney's not his father. But he was influenced by his father. And it shows in this decision.

this exists it is called thinking

I genuinely cannot believe that Ezra Klein said we should run pro-life candidates in Kansas, Ohio, and Missouri; three states that recently held abortion referendums where the pro-choice side won!

Man, this is an incredible version of Positively 4th Street. His voice is something special right now. youtu.be/AxhYtJD5Ums?...

As usual with this issue, Harris is calling for a compromise that already exists. Every sporting body has standards for how long athletes must be on hormones before they can compete as women. The problem isn’t that we’re ignoring ‘reasonable concerns,’ the problem is that republicans are lying.

Welcoming trans people into public life is a higher priority than how a fucking high school swim team does in regionals, I'm sorry! And this applies all the way up the professional leagues. Caring about "fairness in sports" is only slightly less stupid and bigoted than carrying about birth rates

real conversations need to be had about how cis girls are doing sports less than they did before because they're afraid of doing too well, being accused of being trans, and getting their house firebombed by people who never cared about women's sports. leave trans kids alone and fuck off forever!

linkin park should have replaced chester bennington with me instead of with a scientologist. i can scream pretty good and i would do stage banter about where shelly miscavige is

yeah checks out, she’s a piece of shit

In the character selection screen of Mario Kart Wii, the princesses have tiny biker versions of themselves hidden inside their bodies. This is due to the game loading both the dress and biker models at the same time for efficiency, and simply shrinking the currently unused one.

Shared the stage with John Hagee over a year ago, an Evangelical telepreacher who once upon a time said Hitler carried out God's will

This is funniest possible headline for a song literally called "Song for Bob Dylan"

bob clampett toons just hit so different. his use of closeups in particular is so distinct. also are you kidding me with this shot from "what price porky" which just blew me away

She's right, and there is zero upside to Dems who voted for it. They won't get kudos from GOP voters, they won't suddenly get cooperation from GOP reps, they'll just demoralize their base even more—an unforced error the GOP rarely makes, hence constantly winning in our polarized electorate.

Conservatives keep posting about how the Kirk murder has radicalized them like never before and we have no idea what’s coming and so far that’s mostly meant harassing Starbucks baristas, their number one activity for at least the last 10 years

My respect for anyone who says they're afraid of voting against this resolution is zero. You are a member of Congress. The country is being dragged to hell. 'People will threaten us.' What did you think this job entailed? Quit blubbering, vote no, and move on.

this local news write up of a songwriter dying in a plane crash, which was "reported on-air by a journalist and has been converted to this platform with the assistance of AI," fails to mention the airport, plane type, or crash location, and concludes with some ChatGPT-ass filler

I got a hundred dollars smokin

took a break from reading the moviegoer by walker percy to finally tackle madame bovary (reading with @eathotchip.bsky.social). it's good so far but man i'm glad the french aren't real

can't tempt fate like that. similarly, kurt cobain said "well i swear that i don't have a gun," but he did! truth in lyrics journalism

Happy Birthday to the King: Hidetaka Miyazaki

i'm definitely the physical media hound in our relationship but @eathotchip.bsky.social started bidding on old box sets of the x files so we can cancel hulu and keep watching. it's so over/we're so back

ME: sir, in s1e17 of the x files, deep throat says that in 1947 several nations made a secret pact re: protocol for disposing of EBEs; among them were the PRC as well as east and west germany, but none of these existed until 1949. can you explain? CHRIS CARTER: get out of my house, i'm jacking off

no tax on tips was always a fugazi and the dems should have promised to end the tipped minimum, fight the national restaurant association (the other NRA), raise the minimum wage to $20 and index it to inflation

normal times as in when people aren't sometimes killed by guns?

if the democratic party were led by van hollen instead of chuck schumer or hakeem jeffries right now democratic party approval rating would fly through the roof

the hiring of Olivia Nuzzi by Vanity Fair makes the new rules of media clear: ❌ lightly criticizing Charlie Kirk ✅ FaceTime fingerblasting with your story’s subject, RFK Jr.

may he never know peace, may he always order drinks that are spat upon before they are served to him, fuck clayton kershaw forever, suck me

mr. fcc chairman brendan carr please take the new york yankees off of my teevee, they stink !!

samsung appliances are uniformly terrible and have been a disaster for the human race (posted from samsung galaxy s10 which is held together with spit and twigs because i'm spiting everyone who wants to bully me into getting an iphone)

"so tarik, how about we change your name, i mean 'black thought' sounds a little too DEI, right? right. how's 'freedom of thought' strike you?"

*jt dolan "chris, you're in the mafia" voice* elissa, you're in the cia