We’re just innocent men

This one, win column, Fightin Phils

I think Bohm can now safely be considered an *above* average defensive 3b. I never thought I’d say that

This team’s offense is so incredibly bad.

Tom Steyer is the first politician on either side of the aisle to remember that high school sports are essentially activity clubs given outsized importance by grown ass adults who don’t live near real cities

It isn’t the biggest problem (that would be the regulars not hitting), but this team is not good enough to have Otto Kemp and Garrett Stubbs on the bench and not trusted to play. Edmundo Sosa has a .589 OPS, if you aren’t going to play Kemp over him then DFA Kemp.

Keep laughing imagining Don Jr glancing toward the door of the wedding chapel to see if Dad changed his mind. And instead it's just Rob Schneider walking in wearing a porkpie hat

No particular order: She Said She Said Ticket To Ride If I Needed Someone Tomorrow Never Knows Getting Better (minus the one problematic lyric) A Day in the Life While My Guitar Gently Weeps Here Comes The Sun Help! Eleanor Rigby

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In all honestly TONS of decision making should be devolved from the state level, and centralized from the municipality/county level, to the metropolitan area level. Other countries do it and it works.

Fetterman and Spanberger are quickly becoming my 13th reason

I'm sorry I know this isn't the point here but why does that guy in the back look like his umbilical cord never fully fell off?

Saw someone respond to the idea of DC statehood with “so should every major city be its own state?” and yeah don’t threaten me with a good time.

I think Democrats like Cory Booker should take a hard look in the mirror and consider why Jeff Bezos loves their tax cut proposals so much. Billionaires would love to see a weak state with a gutted fiscal capacity.

The thing I find fascinating about Lorenz is she knows her beat is trying to forever be 23 and now she's twisting herself into knots to do that. Part of that knot-twisting is defending the worst impulses of people in the process of becoming adults to gain clout with them. She's a digital Peter Pan.

Rice is cheap and you can get a decent rice cooker for $20. You put the rice and water in the rice cooker and press a button. That’s the “time and capacity to create home cooked meals” Taylor is saying is impossible.

Most don't know when they're going to die and they are often unable to spend their final days in a state of love and grace. Barney Frank knew his death was imminent and he spent his last public moments lecturing us about how supporting trans rights isn't politically expedient. Fuck that.

These guys will kill us all if we don’t stop them

Do you think Sharif Street gets the call from the Governor’s Mansion informing him that he’ll be running as an independent this November tonight or do they at least give him a day to process things?

A hearty RIP BOZO to the Street family political dynasty, made more appropriate by the longtime urban legend that John Street played the Philly market Bozo the Clown on TV

McGrath and Stacy Abrams should start a podcast about being constant big time losers

Pedophilia is a plank of the Republican Party, a very real policy goal that they work towards on a consistent basis, from the President to the primary electorate. The Republican Party's countless exposed sexual predators simply represent the party's view, which is that children should be molested.

Edmundo has been unplayable for a month it feels like, which is exactly what happens every time everyone calls for a lot of Edmundo

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When VA Dems clear the field for Spanberger’s senate campaign (because they will) I NEED someone viable to run against her from the left. She is awful.

I’ve done an inexplicable thing.

These voters love being negged, though! Trump does it to ‘em all the time!

That first pitch to Stott that he took, I said to myself “if he gets that pitch again he’s gonna demolish it” well guess what lmao

Looking forward to the unsigned WaPo “editorial board” piece saying that paying the January 6th rioters directly from tax dollars is good actually

Seems to me that establishing a multi-billion dollar "pay me and my buddies" slush fund directly from the DOJ might not be the best of optics during a time of rapid inflation, war, and surging energy prices. But I'm no Karl Rove, either.

The Phillies are 23-23 rn. In 2022, they were 17-19 on May 17 In 2023, they were 20-23 In 2007, they were 20-21 1983 was a bit weird b/c strike-shortened, but they were 21-25 at one point. Still a lot of baseball to play, but they've survived a calamitous start. Put themselves in a good spot.

Sorry for earnestposting but just being able to drink coffee on the patio with my wife on a nice Sunday morning in our WALKABLE 15-MINUTE NEIGHBORHOOD is such a pleasure

Voters be like “we hate every single idea Republicans have, we will only vote for them 65% of the time”

[David Letterman at his desk, reading the cue cards] Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen Paul Schaffer: Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen Letterman: Ukko…Pekka…Luukkonen (Band starts playing an ABBA song)

Zuck got so owned by this cutesy nonsense that he had to pivot directly into MMA broccoli hair fascism

Guy who reads the John Stamos memoir on the beach

Phils are 5-1 in the Elmo era

Marchán might only get ten hits per season but they’re all big hits

TIM ROBINSON AS POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN: What the FUCK do you mean you didn't bring the can opener OLIVE? It's like my one thing! I eat the spinach which IS DELICIOUS by the way, that part is true, to make my arms go THUMP THUMP THUMP [using his mouth imitates the sound of jackbooted troops marching]

I’ve thought long and hard about this, and it’s tough considering I live there, but Washington DC simply does not need Major League Baseball anymore

If I wanted a Republican I would’ve voted for one @abigailspanberger.com

Syndergaard is such a perfect avatar for the MAHA movement – a guy who probably cost himself several hundred million dollars via his persistent belief in quack medicine, most famously the time he refused an MRI while playing with a partially torn muscle then pitched again and fully tore it

My quick take here is that being an asshole for the hell of it probably goes pretty hard with MAGA chuds only as long as gas isn’t $4.50 a gallon or higher

"Chud the Builder," a livestreamer who films himself calling others the N-word, is in custody following a shooting incident

More like bring me the Verizon

Hmmm makes sense why the knives are coming out for her (from the center AND the “left”)

These guys love talking about and analyzing young men’s sperm, they can’t get enough of it

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Morey’s not going anywhere as long as he can use Embiid’s injuries as an excuse, and it’s an excuse he gets to use every year.

Platner cooked here sadly