How we doing?

I have to remind myself I do it because I love baseball, I love Philadelphia, and for better or worse the Phils have had a monopoly on the intersection of those interests since 1954.

I badly need the Phils to get more Latino guys in this lineup

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

Good morning, the Phils have me annoyed and then I was up all night with my sick kid and will be missing the tailgate so Go Birds and leave me alone 👎

That disturbed cover is music for cops to cry to

Today is the day

Where’s the club for people who generally like Taylor Swift but think she’s been coasting since Midnights because I am currently a person without a country right now

Congrats to Cam Schlittler on being a #TrueYankee

Whatever, it’s not like the season ends if they don’t win today

Yankees fans absolutely going crazy because the stadium just put video of the late Bernard Kerik chanting "let's go Yankees" on the Jumbotron.

It might be getting late for Connelly Early LMAO

Juuuuust barely out

I still can't believe this exists because @dansbadsky.bsky.social @petegain.es and I paid for a Cameo lol

"Rock and/or roll" "So I says to Mabel I says" "Money can be exchanged for goods and services" "I am the lizard queen" "Everything's coming up Millhouse"

Also, Voight going after the Hudson River tunnels, which are primarily for New Jersey Transit(!), a month before the gubernatorial election in New Jersey is a big gift to Mikie Sherrill

every day JB is out there showing none of this is hard, the democratic party is just that soft

The Texodus is gonna happen. Nobody with means wants to live in a place with zero public services that will throw you in jail for having a miscarriage

Most red states are being run by madmen and becoming hellholes for normies who care about basic government services, the right to an abortion & LGBT rights it’s time for blue states to lock in, build housing, build transit, and build state capacity so we can thrive from red state refugee migration

Now Martin is scoring off of me

Photo-op fascism

This dude has absolutely no idea what he's talking about and all I can hope is that everyone in that audience knows it, too

Wilkes-Barre, PA, but it’s not really their fault. De-industrialization killed it. Charlotte, however, looks and feels the way it does ON PURPOSE

This and the struggles at Target are the canaries in the coalmine for me. Companies seem to be forgetting that everyone with disposable income (except for the mega-rich) lean Dem now.

devastating news for my competing act, good bunny

Eagles 4-0

Good morning

She walked right by our tailgate on Opening Night and nobody noticed

Alysha’s in an Amanda Knox deep dive and has now discovered…Adam Friedland 😬

"I am also concerned about horrific crime in our urban hellholes, HOWEVER..." - Elissa Slotkin, probably

“Ok Donald, they want you to release the files. We gotta speak in code, though. The name starts with an E and it has a lot to do with airplanes”

The fact that all those single-brain celled organisms we call "swing voters" in the NY Times article would still vote GOP despite being visibly annoyed at current GOP politics should just go to show you that Dems as currently constituted aren't even *an option* for nearly 45% of country.

Really interesting tidbits in this latest NYT focus group

Yeah the Dems blew it here. What else is new

The autism/trains thing is so overdone, can we talk about other special interests like I how I can name every member of the 1995-2002 Phillies

Metallica Megadeth Anthrax Slayer 2-3 change depending on my mood/how annoying Dave is at the particular moment

My favorite Cannibal Corpse tidbit is that George Corpsegrinder is really good at the claw machine games and he donates all of his prizes to children's hospitals.

I LOVED this shit and I was like 10 when it was out. If they had it today I’d be drinking them every three hours

I’ve long suspected that I’m autistic (never formally diagnosed) and I realize not all autistic people can hold down a career, start a family, and live independently like I can. But the singular obsession RFK and his eugenic freaks have over this makes me nauseous. It makes me scared, honestly.

if the rapture is happening tomorrow I propose we award the 2025 World Series title to the team with the best record in baseball whose name isn't a reference to alcohol (sinful)

The Philadelphia Eagles

White jerseys are cursed, never again

🤌🤌🤌

Good morning

Me: He’s getting Tom Glavine-level calls from this ump My Dad: NOBODY gets calls like he did. When Eric Gregg died Glavine was probably a pallbearer at his funeral

has neera tanden tried not including a genocide architect on the board of her think tank? Dems pretend genocide is as popular as they pretend abortion is unpopular