Normal head-to-torso proportions, sir

GO AWAY

Holy shit

Shut up, nerd

When is the Dem establishment going to learn that all this type of maneuvering does is make people want to vote for the insurgent even more? Do they not realize their base HATES them now? It’s voting via oppositional defiance disorder

On a philosophical level, Texas or Florida. As far as a state I never want to set foot in ever again, Oklahoma.

Amazing things are happening all around us, all the time

Did they enter the Oval Office holding a large bag with a dollar sign on it?

ENOUGH!!! RALLY ROUND THE BELL!! SCHOOL WALKIOUT MONDAY AT 12 TELL EVERYONE

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply

Once again, the wrong star of Home Alone 2 has died.

Is this good?

The President debuted his new song “Our Love Makes It Like Heaven” to the nation tonight. He warned that the lyrics were a work in progress but says it will really come alive once he can get a full band involved

Pretty sure it’s the big painting at Gettysburg with the sound effects

We used to go down to the Cyclospora and roller skate all night long

Cyclospora sounds like a cool movie theater that closed in the late 1960s rather than a diarrhea parasite

Lebron doing it now would be really funny

These ESPN guys don’t even pretend to care

It sucks that so much had to happen in between but going from the “200 Years of MAGA Rule” the media was talking about in January 2025 to this is refreshing

Ever notice that these people can barely string together coherent sentences? "There's not cohesion" open the fucking schools

It’s very coordinated and it sucks people get roped in. Especially considering the now ubiquity of legal weed.

Alright I unfollowed Pooper Blund. Took a little while to see that all of his posts now are just radiating smugness about any topic that catches his fancy

Nobody wishes pain and destruction more than rural people wish it on cities

An entire federal government whose only purpose is to virtue signal to supplement peddlers

Very cool, another thing for Josh Harris to prioritize over the Sixers!

AI and Meta Glasses ads, what a country

Probably, just wish they had waited until the 7th inning stretch for that much of a break

If they’re making everyone do this we need a big killer dog out there chasing the kids around

I am more romantic about baseball than just about anybody but what the fuck is this crap

Missed the crowd cheering for Marsh because they had to go “So Cam, you’re very tall, talk about how tall you are” “haha yeah I’m tall I guess” brutal watch. Just awful

Guys, Kevin Hart is gonna be in the booth at some point. Just calling it now and preparing you

SO YOURE UH. PITCHING A BASEBALL HUH. [10 seconds pass] yeah

This is objectively awful broadcasting between the feedback and mic’ing up two players who clearly don’t want to talk

Fwiw I talked to five players this afternoon, four of them first-time All-Stars, and every single one of them thought all the non-Phillies getting booed was funny and took it in the spirit in which it was intended. I really, really, really don't think anyone's getting their feelings hurt here.

Like, they showed fans SMILING while they were booing. It’s fun! I refer you to this post:

If we could somehow channel the energy of Philly sports hate we could be energy independent by 2030

Are we doing this again? Grow up, it’s fun!

Me: "It's time to start eating healthy." Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!" Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you."

Lots of cool events during All Star Week. The Red Carpet Show is not one of them

I don’t think this is true at all. We have really great theater, music, parks, museums etc. but it’s not like the PMoA and the Met have an Art Museum Cup every year (maybe they should????)

A few last things regarding the #discourse: I don’t think people realize the more pearl-clutching they do about Philly fans, the more we lean into the villain role. Within reason of course (don’t need to throw batteries etc)

If it wasn’t gonna be a Phillie I’m glad it was this guy

Ok if you are using tonight’s Home Run Derby as a metaphor for other Philly sports disappointments, I am going to need you to either relax or call the gambling helpline

If I can be serious for a moment, MLB seriously lacks young African American ballplayers and stars; and seeing Jordan Walker and his family there is a good deal for baseball.

They're booing with smiles on their face. If it was real, we ain't smiling.

I do completely understand how a neutral fan wouldn't necessarily love the energy this Phillies crowd is bringing to the home run derby. And that's fine. I also don't give a shit. It's our turn to host and we're hosting. You can have your crowd of Home Run Derby Respecters back next year.

Probably not a controversial take at this point but it’s Schwarber’s team and Schwarber’s city. Even with how great Bryce is.

Come on man lmao, it’s a home run derby, they’re not refusing Contreras life saving CPR

What else can you say other than Philly fans becoming the story of the Home Run Derby lmao. We are insane, no other city circles the wagons like this.

Not gonna hear “Ben Rice sends it to Bensalem” and folks, as you can tell by my display name, this is a tragic development