Once you remember that car companies are one of the few industries still advertising on linear TV, it all makes sense.

I emailed questions for Finlete last summer after one of its clients, Emmanuel Clase, was caught for gambling. what I never got any clarity on — and I asked about it! — was why Finlete's entire roster is made up of Latin American players. MAKES U THINK

PHILLY BROADCASTER MADNESS CONTINUES Round of 32 matchups today in the Vet Regional: 2. Merrill Reese vs. 15. Ruben Amaro Jr. 3. Richie Ashburn vs. 14. Kevin Stocker 6. Scott Franzke vs. 11. Oscar Budejen 7. Tom McCarthy vs. 10. Chris Wheeler Reply with your votes!

PHILLY BROADCASTER MADNESS CONTINUES Round of 32 matchups today in the Spectrum Regional: 2. Gene Hart vs. 15. Eric Snow 3. Jim Jackson vs. 14. Chris Therien 6. Brian Boucher vs. 11. Scott Hartnell 7. Tim Saunders vs. 10. Keith Jones Reply with your votes!

Robert Mueller sucked and didn’t do enough

PHILLY BROADCASTER MADNESS CONTINUES Round of 32 matchups today in the Spectrum Regional: 2. Gene Hart vs. 15. Eric Snow 3. Jim Jackson vs. 14. Chris Therien 6. Brian Boucher vs. 11. Scott Hartnell 7. Tim Saunders vs. 10. Keith Jones Reply with your votes!

PHILLY BROADCASTER MADNESS CONTINUES Round of 32 matchups today in the Vet Regional: 2. Merrill Reese vs. 15. Ruben Amaro Jr. 3. Richie Ashburn vs. 14. Kevin Stocker 6. Scott Franzke vs. 11. Oscar Budejen 7. Tom McCarthy vs. 10. Chris Wheeler Reply with your votes!

It could be the edible talking but this is the most beautiful video I’ve ever seen

Voting closes tonight!

For the evening crowd!

Lumo is gross, NOTHING is worse than the AM/PM mascot made out of snacks

I don’t want to sound like a nerd but these dudes take way too many drugs

For the lunch crowd part 2

For the lunch crowd!

Harry’s statue needs to look like Master Shake when he was shilling for Boost Mobile

The Phils know EXACTLY how to quell this fan uprising: An AI-generated video of Harry Kalas telling you that with Ghost Energy Drink, your energy and nutrient levels will be ouuuutta heeeeere

PHILLY BROADCASTER MADNESS CONTINUES Round of 32 matchups today in the Spectrum Regional: 1. Marc Zumoff vs. 16. Todd Fedoruk 8. Alaa Abdelnaby vs. 9. Steve Coates 4. Tom McGinnis vs. 13. Brian Propp 5. Kate Scott vs. 12. Steve Mix Reply with your votes!

PHILLY BROADCASTER MADNESS CONTINUES Round of 32 matchups today in the Vet Regional: 1. Harry Kalas vs. 16. Mike Schmidt 8. Mike Quick vs. 9. Scott Graham 4. John Kruk vs. 13. Andy Musser 5. Larry Andersen vs. 12. Gregg Murphy Vote by replying with your favorites!!

They want to kill us

Still time to vote on this one too if you actually have an opinion lol

Still time to vote!

Ex: Delia Ramirez (who’s Methodist) and Daniel Biss (who’s Jewish) both took money from J-Street employees and neither took money from AIPAC. Guess which one gets the red background with flames and a black & white photo, and which gets the green background with normal colors.

Fuck Ryan Hughes and fuck Ghost You're from West Chester, you grasping bitch, you should fucking know better

Here's our other play in, from the Spectrum regional. Two largely forgettable color analysts for the Sixers and Flyers, respectively. Mailk Rose vs. Todd Fedoruk. Will anyone even vote on this? I have no idea. Reply if you have a preference!

In the Vet regional, it's two terrible Phillies announcers. The similarities end there, however. HOFer Mike Schmidt vs. first round bust Ben Davis. Reply with your vote!

Play in matchups starting now!

I regret to tell everyone that the Dems need to clear the GOP by two in the midterms because this blob of goo is almost definitely switching parties

Here it is you ungrateful perverts, the first ever PHILLY BROADCASTER MADNESS Google drive link: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

It’ll never happen. That dude’s floor is 40% even if he starts melting on camera like Raiders of the Lost Ark

Many things but perhaps first and foremost the ongoing boondoggle known as Philadelphia 76ers Basketball

I’m always up for a good Philly sports argument, and it’s March, so I am announcing: PHILLY BROADCASTER MADNESS Bracket reveal and play in matchups tomorrow

This is devastating. If you haven't lived in or visited CA, you probably don't realize how huge of a figure Cesar Chavez is. Many things are named after him and his birthday is a significant holiday. Sending all my support to his victims.

solidarity with dolores huerta a brave and wonderful woman

This will be interpreted by the Brian McCann Appreciation Society as "putting himself above the team" or whatever

Performative alpha male nonsense just like everything else they’ve done. At least Bryce said the right things

Baseball is the greatest sport ever invented. They keep trying to fuck it up but they can’t

Yes!

Big hit for Bryce and an immediate response by Venezuela is the optimal outcome is it not?

Baseball in the U.S has almost fully transformed into a country club-adjacent sport just like lacrosse or hockey. If you don’t have the resources, it’s very very hard to get noticed. $50,000k+ a year sports prep boarding schools, Perfect Game showcases, etc. Football and basketball will be next.

It’s pronounced “slain tee”

really hate the pure joy on display here. have they considered staying stoic, businesslike, maybe using this as a chance to celebrate their country's military?

More Americans have died in the illegal undeclared Iran War than died during the Afghanistan withdrawal that was portrayed to the American public as a presidency-annulling catastrophe for Joe Biden.

There are few things more painful than blisters from ill-fitting footwear, too. I can’t say I feel bad! In fact, I’m laughing about it.

You can really see the gender gap at work with how the men’s and women’s teams treat this administration differently

Treated myself to some new ink today (I am indeed part Irish, no stolen valor here)

If Dems keep running on “no income taxes below X” then the GOP will just run on “no income taxes below X+1.” You can’t beat Republicans on lowering taxes, therefore you should run on 1) raising taxes on high earners so that you can 2) fully fund useful social programs

Hegseth has reached Stephen Miller levels for me, just a completely evil person, born with a catastrophic defect in their soul

I love how Colbert and Carell seem genuinely affected by the Home Improvement promo and then just lose it because how can you not

The protests are still happening, it’s just that the media isn’t covering them anymore because it would make Trump look bad and the media likes Trump. They didn’t like Biden.