A band named Foreigner wrote a song called “Cold as Ice.” What did they know??

I don’t know whether these consultants light this money on fire out of incompetence or just busy work because the wealthy donors don’t want them to actually do anything of value with it.

Blue Tea Party 👀👀👀👀👀

6/ The Post has lost over 375,000 subscribers in just over a year. If 10% of those readers subscribed to The 51st instead, we could hire 10 reporters and five editors, dramatically scaling our coverage of the city at this critical time. 51st.news/signup

Get the theater kids out of Dem politics I BEG of you

Can’t believe my wife was chopping onions next to me while I was watching the Muppet Show. Very rude.

It was in Epstein's e-mails with Thiel. Once the billionaires realized there was more money for them in destroying things than creating things, it was game over. That single truth explains the last decade of our politics and culture.

I loved going to Holy Ghost Prep and I still keep in touch with a handful of my friends from there but in a class of about 120 guys there were at least ten Vance’s and Ghost did nothing to rein in their smarmiest impulses

Trying not to sound like an idiot here but the only way forward is creating a parallel economy that the billionaires can't participate in. Mutual aid, worker-owned stores, publications, you name it. Build things they can't take away because their feelings are hurt.

Shoutout to business genius Jeff Bezos who bought a regional newspaper with a bit larger reach that was doing pretty well, thought he was buying the NYTimes and destroyed it with a series of boneheaded and wrong moves such as destroying local coverage so their actual subscriber base tanked.

It was in Epstein's e-mails with Thiel. Once the billionaires realized there was more money for them in destroying things than creating things, it was game over. That single truth explains the last decade of our politics and culture.

Huge opportunity for the laid off Post writers to start a nonprofit and dive deep into local news and sports. The readership and subscription base will be there.

Aside from the predictably gross comments, why does he always have his advisers stand behind him now? It doesn’t make him look powerful, it makes him look like Richie Rich or like he’s in a wheelchair or something. Even more inexplicable since he’s apparently been cropdusting them too.

* to the tune of uptown girl by Billy Joel* Epstein files The elite’s a bunch of pedophiles The whistleblowers always seem to die  I bet the President can tell you why Though he’ll deny

we say this guy chases polls or the Baileys or whatever, but the reality is that he’s just misaligned with Democrats. the polling is clear that this is not what Democrats want. Chuck is an ideological, pro-cop centrist. He’s saying this because it’s his policy preference. It’s what he wants.

Time to admit I’m horrified of the upcoming Simpsons/Philly episode

I wrote about Joyce Manor and the glory of 19-minute albums. uproxx.com/indie/joyce-...

chiefs should win, super bowl . lets invent new disease like cold but worse. cancel, game of thrones. can we make kids, snort cinnamon on tiktok. lady ga ga meat dress

I say this every NBA trade deadline, but if I ever have to learn what a trade exception is or how to calculate it for my job, I swear to God I am going to hunt down everyone who rooted for a salary cap in MLB and fill the air vents in their cars with bees

And boom goes the dynamite

Thank you. Hanania is a genuine freak (derogatory) and I’m tired of people rehabilitating him whether they realize it or not

36 degrees felt warm today. Awful

Oh my god. So many. - The regional rail lines and now SEPTA lines - Wanamaker's - Whatever the Sixers/Flyers arena is called this week - Electric Factory - The Mann - Tweeter Center - OK any concert venue - Frankford Hospital (Not Aria-Torresdale or whatever)

Literally anything that has ever been renamed, ever

“I support President Trump because when he succeeds, America succeeds, but I wish he’d tone down the rhetoric. My President is Jesus.”

'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once

Still waiting for the Limp Bizkit Sam Rivers tribute! I’ve got all night

More like Good Bunny 🤣

I want five bands you can’t fucking stand Red Hot Chili Peppers Panic! at the Disco Hinder Nickelback The Lumineers (or any stomp clap hey band)

HAHAHAHA come on, the writers are getting lazy

Subtweet but Bruce Springsteen is now 76 years old, he’s not writing Jungleland again

This is actually great news, maybe they’ll all get sick and [TERMS OF SERVICE VIOLATION]

People are fucking tired of it, man. Historic opportunity to clean up decades’ worth of mess is coming.

Y’all wanna see bots try to throw a dead body over a wall

My best friend from grade school grew up to be a serial domestic abuser who is currently in prison. My best friend from my gap year post college/pre grad school got convicted of raping a 16 year old. Registered SO I know how to pick ‘em I guess. Either way, I haven’t spoken to either of them since

This is a @dhm.bsky.social tribute whether they realize it or not

really hard to get my mind around just how evil miller is

So now PG gets nabbed lol If you want an explanation for why the Sixers have been a General Hospital-level soap opera for over a decade despite tons of personnel changes, start with the pervert in the owners box! (Minor clarification: you won’t find him in the owners box bc he’s in DC)

But what if the Baileys are opposed to this and just want common-sense bipartisan reforms?

It's funny how all these billionaires started buying up all the social media apps, newspapers, and television networks right as all these revelations were starting to come out.

I know Philly’s getting a W franchise but the fact that it took so long is an absolute embarrassment and the person most responsible for it is, of course, Josh Harris *lowers sunglasses* who is in the Epstein files, by the way

Pizzagate was a confession, dude. Jesus Christ on a pogo stick

Eugene Levy’s statement is going to destroy me

He should abduct some hair plugs

Congrats to him on either winning a Super Bowl or getting fired with no in between

I realize as a person who still uses Twitter that I am the pot calling the kettle black here but I have no idea why anybody should still use TikTok at this point

“Do popular things” unless the popular things are somewhat left, in which case you need to be The Adult In The Room

Echoing everyone else's sentiments about the great @dhm.bsky.social. Dan always so expertly got to the heart of what makes my hometown such a weird and wonderful place. This piece about the demise of the mall I grew up going to is my favorite of his many great writeups. defector.com/a-mall-i-lov...

One of my favorite @dhm.bsky.social memories is during the 2016 DNC when national political writers (including a young Olivia Nuzzi!) just shit on Philly left and right and Dan went to bat for the city in the way only he could.

“Philly Twitter” is a thing because of Dan McQuade.