There. She was simply Jeffrey Epstein’s +1. Let’s move on

This was me. I walked into the wrong room and honestly didn’t even recognize her. My bad

What if Trump could whip together incredible meals for lots of people completely by himself? What if the U.S. Men’s Hockey team was treated to fresh tins of piping hot baked ziti, a light and fresh caesar salad, fresh buttery rolls. What then? The thought keeps me up at night

Trump probably bought another 2-4 weeks of distraction by bringing the Bean Dad discourse up again. We’ve got to stop falling for this.

Just want to celebrate how much work went into tonight's SOTU and shout out our amazing ensemble. Matt Modine, Rob Dyrdek, Penelope Ann Miller to name a few. Won't give too much away. We've got some really fun surprises in store, and stay til the end for some remarks from the Prez. Peace & Love ✌️

Danny Ainge making his veterans get random surgeries is a new high-bar for tanking. If you want a franchise piece you'd better be willing to make your 3rd leading scorer get calf implants in February

As someone who’s followed Elon Musk and The Pentagon closely for many years, I’ve got to say this is very cool news

2026 Winter Olympics Ceremonies Ranked: 1. Opening Ceremony 2. Closing Ceremony 3. Middle Ceremony

(player makes a routine 12ft jumper) Doris Burke: I mean...did we really just witness that? I am in awe of the sheer magnificence of this moment

Tonight! One of sport's greatest rivalries: Lakers vs Celtics! Tune in to see how many stars sit this one out! And enjoy the classic uniform matchup of Boston's tan and pink 2026 "city" edition vs LA's charcoal grey and orange "earned" edition, that says "Work City" on it for some reason!

I know this sounds crazy but there are only 2 types of Duke fans and amazingly they only look like and sound and act like these 2 examples. Including the more questionable stuff with one of them. Watch one of their games, I’m not wrong

Fun fact about Duke: did you know they can suck my balls who cares?

I don’t miss the Nazi CP app at all until sports happens. I want to talk shit about a marquee college basketball game and the closest niche I can find on here is a guy who looks like Jim Broadbent posting “#basketball has a pace I find to be brisk and thrilling”

I like that the refs are swallowing the whistle and just letting Duke and only Duke play

When ESPN can't feasibly sell the Lakers as a title contender

The president is suspending all plans for the Grand Ballroom indefinitely, and may scrap the project altogether. I hope all you smug purists are fucking happy now.

My wife: Did you hear the big news? Me: That Aaron Rupar's posts will be more sporadic today, as he will be traveling, and also now has several delays in his itinerary? Yes, I did. Crazy.

Very cool!

Adam Silver abruptly entering his teenage son's room and catching him in the middle of tanking

My colleague

This might be a spicy take in the draft community but I really wouldn’t fault a team for taking Darius Acuff in the top 5

New forest cryptid just dropped: Dejected Norwegian Skier

Taylor makes history. For the first time in 52 years, this spot will not be held by Ray Stevens

This 1960 program for a Warriors-Hawks game manages to be racist, sexist, and completely inexplicable all at once. A 3-level scorer so to speak.

Imagine laboring to come up with "sci-fi" and then being all out of ideas

#6 gets a bye week through the entire playoffs. #6 is only saved for interplanetary competition or maybe Ireland

I hear there’s some little bald kid I need to know of now

I’m fine with nothing ever changing, or even getting much much worse, as long as we recognize a bunch of different sides

The NBA has fined the World Team All-Stars for tanking

I hate Trump and I really do believe the lampreys sucking on his dying body will face justice soon but the only very funny thing to come from his 2nd term is how he tried to federally ensure a Rush Hour 4

Damn. Sad to see noted domestic abuser Jaxson Hayes eat shit on his first dunk

Obsessed with Jaxon Kohler on Michigan State. Obsessed with this being a photo the university said “sure” on and released

All-time great point guard. Just a shame he never won a single playoff, regular season, or exhibition game in his entire career

Ate a burrito bowl where I had my mail in ballot open. Now there’s food on my voting

I smell tanking Ainge stink all over this

Sadly, my dear friend Adrian passed away from the high tension setting causing his entire body to spin wildly in a circle at the speed of the drill. If only he had just let go of it 😔

Now?

Ok the Bulls might not win another game this season. This is most pleasing

Looks like something* is finally going to happen *Schumer scolding Ted Lieu for being presumptuous

Trump must be really desperate for an Epstein distraction. He's now teaming up with Sarah Vowell on a series of essays that argue how Geese will end up being a more important and influential New York-based rock band than Talking Heads. Don't fall for it.

It’s Johnny Red Kerr Day! Read a mini-thread about him over on my alt account @hardcourt-history.bsky.social

I know they're doing important work, but please, could we add a spoiler alert?

It's so funny that conservatives use "go woke, go broke" like some nugget of universal wisdom when the exact opposite is true here on planet earth

I know it’s already been very bad, but I think this All Star Weekend is going to be so singularly pathetic it finally starts the countdown to Adam Silver’s end as commissioner

Dr. J can have a little wine

2027 Super Bowl ad: WorkThrust AI harnesses the microplastics already in your brain to deliver up-to-the-minute productivity reports to your employer (Jack Black as the character 'Hashtag Coolboss'): Holy KPI's, Kelly. You're a rockstar!

There will be no Super Bowl MVP as neither media nor fans can think of a Seahawks player

WATCH: Kevin Spacey returns to his iconic Life of David Gale role in this hilarious Oikos yogurt ad

Even he didn’t watch the TPUSA one