The President debuted his new song “Our Love Makes It Like Heaven” to the nation tonight. He warned that the lyrics were a work in progress but says it will really come alive once he can get a full band involved

Nice 1st quarter for the Hawks

I'll never forget there was a headline on twitter years ago about FS1 picking Nick Wright to be "the face of the network" and someone commented "he shouldn't be the face of his own head"

Getting coaches fired?

Lorde is one of the biggest artists on the site and you can tell she’s remaining polite to keep the $600 in revenue she receives every month

Ah they put a camera really close to his face. Interesting

The league investigates bad contracts now? Where were they for Patrick Williams??

Just returned from a month-long desert retreat to learn my friend and colleague Lindsey Graham has died??

“We’ve got time. I got a bunch of picks for Kyrie Irving, Kevin Durant, and James Harden but also I’m stupid for thinking that would work and made bad picks because I’m, again, stupid”

Reminds me, I need a new pair of Carlos’s by Carlos Santana

How have the Lakers not signed Cam Thomas yet? I want to see a team that can both score and give up 200 points every game

I would simply have Adam Silver suspend Draymond Green for pivotal Games 5 & 6

I want to run a vague sports book. Bet on if the competition is spirited or not. If a player “wants it” more than another. Winners completely determined by me and what I feel

Guy just came into the bar in a SNL shirt

This fucking asshole did Harvey Danger for karaoke and then he came back to his friends with a face like “did you like my Harvey Danger?” Get fucked.

Bad picture of Dehd! They’re playing near my house!

Wizards ad patch is covered up. Probably because it’s a penis company and there’s a penis in the logo

I know it’s only Summer League but AJ Dybantsa is the greatest player in NBA history

My wife filed for divorce because I wouldn’t stop saying this

Rooting hard for ex-Bull Lachlan Olbrich on the Warriors summer league roster. The league just needs more guys who look like this

The league is going to make him plant those trees

Pointing out that I wasn't wrong. The reason LeBron didn't announce Decision 4.0 is because he's sticking it to me

Which film is which

📺Emmy Nom Leader Board: 1. Father Dowling: Genesis - 24 2. football games - 21 3. All These Best Plans We Make Though Dashed They May Become Much To Our Chagrin - 16 4. @ Midnight: Ft. Lauderdale - 11 5. Dr. Skateboarding - 2

I’m training David for his big fight with the left and his gains have been remarkable. ~20lbs up on muscle without losing any of the speed he’s known for. Endurance still a slow climb but a climb nonetheless. He’s in the gym before I am every morning! This dude is READY 😤

As someone who often wore cheap disguises to sabotage my rival’s magic shows, this film changed my life

I need agent names and a brief timeline of when they agreed to the deal NOW Shams!!

I’m encouraging everyone to reserve judgement on Graham Platner until they see him put the whole matter to bed on Fallon tonight

Tomorrow is the anniversary of LeBron's 'The Decision' fiasco. I suspect he'll act on that for his doc. Here are his choices in order of cheesiness: 1) Return to Miami 2) Return "home" to Cleveland for a 3rd time 3) Join Steph and Dray in SF

Surprised to see so much anti-U.S. sentiment from the global soccer community considering we literally named their sport

This is tampering

The tech billionaire who dedicated his fortune to ending defecation has sadly passed away from exploding from shit

I think the only reasonable compromise is if President Donald J. Trump replaces Balogun on the roster

Smart play by the Pelicans. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it

Beware, socialists. You’ve made a very powerless enemy today

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Cape Verde should feel deep shame for this loss. They have embarrassed themselves on a national stage

I think the instinct is to brush Dan Aykroyd off as a blowhard but Dan Aykroyd is exactly the type of celebrity a high level government official would blab to about aliens

There’s really no explanation for the Jaylen Brown trade other than the front office just absolutely hated him and had to unload him once that became apparent. But going from Giannis to PG as a return is brutal, and sending him to a hated rival where he fits perfectly? Weird, weird trade.

I no longer understand NBA. Any NBA is foreign and upsetting to me

Haha someone’s last few checks didn’t clear

Preemptively praying for the families of the victims of whatever is going to happen on that lake this week

Oh man. This is ROUGH for the Lakers

Larry is turning 19 this month so he’s living his best life up at the lake. He can’t really chase birds and chipmunks anymore but he can glare at them with the same burning hatred

The deal was driven home by the steel-like chest and arms of agent George Duffy, who does not need money to attract the world’s most beautiful women, but has it anyway. If he pulls up in a sports car and asks you to get in, you do it no questions asked. He has mastered the art of adventure

Very cool!!

I love that Shams has to punctuate all his scoops with posts like “the deal was finalized by agent Corv Wiley, who has striking blue eyes and exudes an honor most true”

Kawhi Leonard has been ruled out for the 2026-27 season

Blows my mind how people still buy Klutch and LeBron’s theatrics. The Lakers did NOT want him. That’s why they didn’t extend him last year. So he opted in at full price and killed their flexibility. It’s been a cold war ever since. I truly think they guaranteed Bronny today to fuck with him

Yes I’m a hater but also I get to pat myself on the back sometimes