My house is jokingly called Hungarian Election Central because I’m an expert on it and know everything about it

This is amazing because even if all these players were active the Nets would still be tanking

This is SO fucking cool

When will the media finally pay attention to the Los Angeles Lakers?

Would’ve been funnier if Artemis II landed in someone’s pool

And there you have it. I think we can file this whole Epstein thing under "settled"

It's a shame to deprive fans of what might have been Josh Minott's last game in a Nets uniform

The ultimate ethical hooper. Get in. Score. Get out forever.

Guess who got a clean bill of health today despite being 19 and exhibiting increasingly concerning habits and routines

I love my wife and I support women and what they’re doing these days but my wife caught me microwaving one of her SmartOnes lunches and she’s yelling down and catching me do it

Probably not the only agreement they have between them

Returning this fast from a collapsed lung is cool, I just hope he stops smoking during games

There needs to be an amendment where you can seal the president in a barrel, and it only takes like 1 congressional vote to get it done. This isn't a "slippery slope" because I wouldn't ever care about it happening

This is just how good sports reporters operate. John Clayton would canoodle with coaches all the time. He adopted a dog with Bill Parcells.

It’s not enough that there’s only one guy who spells snarky things out in balloons. We all need to be doing it right now.

The romantic comedy The 5-Year Engagement is set on Michigan’s campus in Ann Arbor. You’ve got to think that was high on these kids’ minds tonight

UConn has fired Dan Hurley

Dan Hurley has a full head of long, silky blonde hair for the 2nd half. Unclear what this means for Michigan

Probably dying eggs

I think we need to give Byron Allen and the comics he’s unleashing a chance

There's seriously like a 60% chance Jerry just hires Tony LaRussa

Dawn Staley can't catch a break. UCLA's substitute head coach Bruno "Boom Boom" Vanzetti (who's covering for their usual head coach who's out sick) is ripping into her for not giving him a big kiss before the game

Researching fire to be prepared for anyone who brings up my wrong basketball takes this weekend

We’ll see how Game 2 goes

Michigan may have won along the points. But Arizona won where it counts most: the margins

My takes are getting run through the mud now my wife is clowning on me

I still think Arizona wins this game. I think Michigan comes out 2nd half with a sleep in the eye.

Gonna speak up because I’ve believed this for a long time but if you think Aday Mara is a lottery pick you have no idea what you’re talking about

If you can't have fun in Memphis or Milwaukee you are a complete and total loser

Assuming Denver takes the 3 spot, a Spurs-Nuggets semifinals would be so much fun. Wemby and Joker are kicking the crap out of each other

I want more of this. Players unfairly have gotten the "soft" label when really it's front offices and owners treating them like assets over athletes. Philly is actually gaining momentum going into the playoffs. What does load managing in April accomplish?

Both NCAA Tournaments have been cancelled due to Geno Auriemma being made mad

Geno told Dawn he was going to go into what he calls “berserker mode” where he screams and slaps his bare belly and Dawn was saying “Geno don’t you dare go into berserker mode”

(Thunder beat a team by 40+) ESPN homepage:

Comes back from his annual March hiatus with pogo stick legs and now displaying aggression and irritability? What could it be?!

Follow my hoops history account @hardcourt-history.bsky.social for more thrilling basketball trivia like this

I'm basically just a 'moon economy' guy at this point. Don't bother me unless you want to talk moon economoy

He’s 19 and still outsmarts me. He knows how to turn the power off on a remote

🚨🚨 Major Announcement!! 🚨🚨

Especially after a week-long injury break in March, which he does annually! Whatever he does in that period must be very restful!

Tiger Woods releases statement following DUI arrest: “From the smell of the grass, to the chirp of the birds, to the freshness of the air: it really doesn’t get any better than a day at the golf course playing the game I love - golf.”

Good. I can’t stand any of them.

Lo, and I cannot stress this enough, l

“Hello hello, hola, we’re at a place called vertigo, donde esta” - Bono

(To the tune of We Didn’t Start The Fire) 🎶 I didn’t kiss my landlord 🎶

Imagining a work glove laid near an exposed breast. The combination of sexual vs work

His nickname is also CP3 but the CP stands for something else

My "Let's See How The Whole Second Term Goes Before We Judge" rally had a pretty modest turnout to say the least. But it's not about numbers. It's about growth. I think we did that today.

I don’t plan to watch the Harry Potter Show but if he has an interesting guest on I might want to check out that interview