was driving through The Other Georgia the other day. there were a bunch of signs for a guy running for office and his name was john f kennedy. another guy's campaign signs just had his name, the word republican, and an ak47

BURNINATING THE COUNTRYSIDE

She looks like she invented racism

How am I going to wean my kid when he turns into the world’s biggest snuggle buggle monster while nursing. Riddle me that

"Mayor attends huge local sporting event and doesn't even get comped seats or sit in the best spot" is such a hilarious way to try to burn someone, really nypost.com/2026/05/22/u...

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Maybe I’ll go on r/childfree

al pacino: well i feel i owe my career to grogu. he introduced me to lee strasberg. you know, he was even originally cast in the lead role for the panic in needle park. interviewer: didn't he go method for that role, and in so doing developed a lifelong addiction to heroin? al pacino: dunkacino!

in line to vote. a guy just got done and said it took an hour and 45 minutes. just saying, my county unexpectedly went blue last time around, and now the machines "don't work," idk seems like they just don't want us to vote because we voted "wrong" last time! one dank serpico's opinion!

daaaamn london

not cool. i actually really want a subaru and i am not a lesbian but i know full well that if a lesbian asked me i would be required to hand her the keys. that's her car

i'm not surprised everyone here is making fun of the guardian's 100 best novels list because most of y'all here are sports journalists who don't read lol. i love y'all but you don't gotta hate on middlemarch just because your nfl team of choice has been on the march to mid for the last five decades

I feel I should alert Bluesky to the baby foxes in our yard

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Spotted on Tumblr…

After FIVE MONTHS on the job, Zohran Mamdani has delivered a BALANCED BUDGET for NYC, without cutting services or raising overall property taxes. HE DID THAT!! He cleared a 12 BILLION dollar gap by managing spending, getting a bigger slice from the state and closing loopholes. He did it while

NTA SHE invited YOU to the beach and then had the audacity to gaslight you into thinking it’s your responsibility to sacrifice YOUR time? She needs to be in therapy. Good on you for enforcing your boundaries

r/amitheasshole: My sister asked if I wanted to go to the beach then get ice cream. While we were there she got bit by a shark and begged me to take her to the hospital. AITA for saying no because I wanted to go get ice cream?

reading a confederacy of dunces on the subway and shaking my head to show everyone i'm against a confederacy of dunces

We really need a separate Mother’s Day and Grandmothers Day bc wdym I need to spend all day entertaining my mother & MIL instead of relaxing with my son

god I love reddit sometimes

don't you wanna hanta hanta

Likewise for the lack of women I went to college with posting ass on their main Instagram. We used to have taste. Now it’s just cleavage as far as the eye can see. recession indicator

The mass “they” bio pronoun removal is a recession indicator, to me

All I know is that on any given day during the Biden administration I had 3 recruiters actively in my asshole offering an interview for well paid fully remote jobs in reputable advertising agencies & now I can’t get a response from a shitty 4-client ramshackle ad operation

me: everything sux descendents: here's a cool alternate blue note style cover for milo goes to college me: some things don't sux

A classy shoe, or a clever title for a porno about transgender clergymen?

What city is the capital of the South? “Atlanta” answers only

Oh, multiple decapitations.

i swear they've got scientists up there in a lab every day making up some stupid new bullshit to piss me off

-Dentist: "You're brushing your teeth wrong" -Nutritionist: "You're eating wrong" -Parents: “You're living wrong" -Liquor Store Clerk: "Excellent choice”

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Salute to an all-time tweet

In an age where full lips are in fashion, you’d think swimsuits would come with wider gussets

virgin mary punching the devil, england, 13th century

transphobia is a luxury belief, which is why it’s so prevalent among beltway types who don’t have real problems

Going on 4:30 PM Up since 7 No naps Toddler, free to a good home, quite loud

"oh boohoo the underpaid, underappreciated, and overworked careers we forced women into are the only employment sectors growing, someone please think of the men!"

Ja.