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I haven’t found a better analogy yet — whenever anyone casually drops they’re a heavy user of ChatGPT it hits me exactly like they just snuck into conversation that Scientology really helped them.

i don't want it now i don't want it when it looks better i don't want it even though celebs shill for it i don't want it despite the billions spent to push it i don't want to look at it, read it, talk to it, deal with it i just don't want to interface with it in any way, simple as

For those who may want to get behind this down on his luck comedy legend- youtube.com/@colbert?si=...

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007: First Light feels like I’m playing a Bond movie. I’m also very bad at being James Bond.

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I love the GameFAQs forums I hope they never get removed

some jokes write themselves

Some days are like that

I purchased a wacky inflatable tube man for a project and since taking receipt of the wacky inflatable tube man the wacky inflatable tube man company has accidentally shipped me a second wacky inflatable tube man. I just received a third shipping confirmation. I am concerned about this trajectory

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as always i am sympathetic to the fact that male loneliness is a real problem but the solution to male loneliness is robust afterschool and other social programs and shit like accessibility to public parks and the lonely men take industry opposes these things so i don't know what i'm supposed to do

The Enhanced Games are bullshit. They’re still banning runners from competing using the most powerful drug of all: being in a car

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the nyt posts this stuff like avoiding AI for 48 hours is hard and meanwhile i have literally never once intentionally used an AI program for anything ever

she’s a cat she’s a kitty cat & she dance dance dance & she dance dance dance

i would love to see the pope transsubstantiate a hamburger

dear fucking lord

In the beginning, the BlueSky is a Bubble takes were spaced by 24 weeks. Then 12, then 6, then every 2 weeks. The last one in Sydney was a week. In 4 days, we could be seeing a Bubble take every 8 hours, until they are coming every 4 minutes. Marshal, we should witness a double event within 7 days.

could've been like a mother to me

astonaige voice no you can't fuck the mobile suits they won't even let me fuck the mobile suits

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star The Sexy Hamburglar!

when you get told a mildly funny joke

BREAKFAST IN MONACO LUNCH IN INDIANAPOLIS DINNER IN CHARLOTTE GREATEST DAY IN MOTORSPORTS LES GOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Season 3 Episode 3 - Frame 2488 out of 2643

it's cool that we're all just kinda numb to this lol

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

happy nine year anniversary to the #DarkUniverse

“Hey, what the fuck, Mac.”

i love lost in space

This is such a generational post to me. This happens to me every time I go there. And it works

how do klingons decide if it's a good day to die

This was always my favorite Late Show moment. I remember dying laughing when I saw it back in college. I’ll miss it terribly.

CBS replaces the late show with the Mickey Rooney parts of Breakfast at Tiffany’s on loop

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Every sport needs a villain, someone fans can love to hate every weekend. In NASCAR, that was Kyle Busch. He seemed to have so much fun playing the bad guy, and that made it so much fun to watch him. I may not have been a fan, but I can appreciate him for playing that role so well. Bravo, Rowdy.

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I am not a night person or a morning person but a secret third thing (always tired).

extremely funny museum diorama

These two 2000 print ads were not intended to be placed together. If they are, they inadvertently seem to tell a grim story of a person who played Mario Golf as a solace from an unsuccessful love life, only to get addicted to the game and starve.

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