mister egg pondering whether he should risk walking by this classic cat trap

these are dark fucking times. take extra care of those around you.

a) good morning skeeters b) what the fuck is this bullshit c) it's a good thing the mods are asleep? d) drop me some mod list recommendations so I can hopefully avoid this bullshit in the future e) she seems nice. feels so good to get misgendered by a trans woman

Nothing wrong with eating your friends

it’s not good!

[game show intro music] welcome back everyone to another episode of stupid or satire! ten posters, ten posts, and only one question. is the post... [crowd chanting] STUPID! OR! SATIRE!?

The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."

Last year, the universe sent me a message: it told me to start going to queer raves, and so I did. It’s been a good time! I wrote a retrospective on 2024, the year I discovered that I like dancing, plus reflections on parenting, music, fascism, fashion, and trans joy: okayfail.com/2024/my-year...

finally finished one of Katie's Christmas presents

my support for cannibalism

I've seen this thing going around and, well, this is where I am right now

That’s exactly why I quit. Ain’t flown since.

if i got cheated on i would get out and VOTE !

mister egg ultimately did not dare pass. björk flipped to look at us with a knowing, villainous yet adorable expression. her eyes beautiful and shining, her belly softer than ever, she whispered, “tell bluesky it was me”

who’s hungry? i made the baked bean for dinner!

my therapist knows nothing about any of you guys. she already thinks i’m fucked up. she doesn’t need to know about my friends, the talking hot dog running for office, the hulk that has sex with cars, the knock off jesus christ that’s obsessed with goatse, the sex worker didi pickles? no way.

not necessarily ough is a very versatile term and can represent any emotion or feeling that can elicit a moan, grunt, sigh, or general noise of surprise or intense emotion i'm just often horny so it represents horny pretty often

my body is so sore that i keep randomly going "oughhhhhhhhhhhhhh" and ken responds "yeah babe?" and then i "oughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" some more to which they say "that's great dear"

raaaaaaAaaaAaa !!

Hey heyyy youre beautiful and hot and deserve all the best things in the world. In case you dared doubt that shit for even a moment

Today is my birthday, the year 2000 is slightly more than half my lifetime ago 🙃😬🧓🏼

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Friendly reminder from the DEMON GRRL style guide: ‘Transwoman’ is a terf dog whistle designed to seperate trans women from womanhood. Trans is the adjective and woman is the noun, because a trans woman is a kind of woman. Always include a space when saying ‘trans woman’.

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its #TittyTuesday I guess so I submit my offering

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it's not THAT long ago, I mean the 80s were 20 years ago

I think we need this song now youtu.be/0KaJvLwiLAY

mister egg pondering whether he should risk walking by this classic cat trap

these are dark fucking times. take extra care of those around you.

fucking over literally any marginalized person or child is this administration’s favorite thing to do, they do it so gleefully, they do it every day, they do it six times before breakfast, they are twirling their hair right now thinking of fresh, new ways to fuck us over.

oh no it happened again, someone mentioned the year 2000 in a context suggesting it was a very, very long time ago—suddenly, jarringly reminding me of this truth and now i have shriveled into a corncob… gets me every time

White folks on here… What are you doing with all the extra time you have now that you don’t have to apologize for being white anymore.

Hey now, bribes go under a completely different budget number. Can't just transfer those.

guess they had to figure out some way to replace the taxpayer dollars wasted this year on $150+ million in trump’s exorbitantly expensive resort fees, $300+ million white house ballroom, and $150+ billion in annual tax evasion by the richest 1% (photo below for visibility, completely unrelated)

We don't have a government. We have a bunch of guys who heard things on social media. We don't have due process. We have entire groups being punished for the alleged actions of a few.

I’ve been out of the country a few days and not looking at the news as much and I gotta admit, when you’re only checking it once or twice a day rather than constantly, American political news quickly becomes pretty incomprehensible.

Trump: "I'm not concerned about anything that Israel is doing"

Israel says it will suspend several humanitarian groups, including Doctors Without Borders, in 2026 for failing its new vetting rules for groups working in Gaza. Some international organizations have said that Israel’s rules are arbitrary and could endanger staff.

time to once again bring up my favorite piece of korean translation

i made a joke that it’s always correct to break someone’s Meta glasses and someone said i was endangering the lives of all glasses wearers, who are “usually neurodivergent”

Next time someone says they don’t have to apologize for being white anymore, ask them to tell about the most recent time they were forced to apologize for being white and who made them do it.

I don't think free speech on campus ought to mean that a young coddled bigot gets to use their ignorance to casually destroy the career of a knowledgeable trans person on a random Wednesday

I am interested in working with an artist on a graphic novel on soil and/ or global environmental change. The lab would have money to fund this. Do you know of any graphic artists that would be interested?

Quark, guardian of the 3d printer. 😊❤