siri put on the sad shower playlist it is time

maybe washing my hair will fix me

hey girl are you a riddle because i can’t figure you out and im very fuckin confused

i am very much so overdue for a cuddle session by my fireplace

there is no limit to the amount of chicken nuggets i could eat

bad night to wear skinny jeans while walking the dog (it feels like 25° outside)

i want a burrito the length of my shin

MY BEST FRIEND POSTED MY SLEEVE ON HER IG AGAIN LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOO

YEAH I FUCKIN KNOW I DO DAWG

call me sarah mclachlan the way I’ll put all of the haters in the arms of an angel

btw if ur ever weird or mean to me @ihatenfts.whitecanof.monster will get u

learning that hayden wears the SAME PEEFUME I DO has inflated my ego to levels not seen in ages oh my god

4:20 until it's 4:30 smoke em if you got em

sorry if i seem weird i ran out of weed last night and am very painfully sober

yes im listening to mortal reminders self titled in anticipation of the new album

bitcoin about to drop sub $90k this is beautiful nature is healing

hey someone send me $50 i wanna buy a game and go get some stuff c*shapp: $ihatenfts v*nmo: @ihatenfts

what the FUCK does this mean lmao

if i was bsky leadership i wouldn't be trying to sweep this weekends actions by the head of trust and safety under the rug and have job listing for "policy lead - trust & safety" WHILE SUBSEQUENTLY LISTING A ROLE FOR HEAD OF COMMUNICATIONS WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU DOING

is this referring to the same Sulzberger who is the current chairman of the New York Times? this would not be the first Epstein associate who was involved in the NYT either 😬

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A looottttaaaa people in replies complaining and being down right nasty about a free service that someone has dedicated a ton of their time to simply to help you have more transparency about your account, which they absolutely did not have to do! Y’all have an astonishing sense of entitlement!

I'm wearing swishy pants and experiencing sensory hell

its 11:11 somewhere make a wish

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE APFS DECRYPTION THAT'S BEEN RUNNING FOR 17 HOURS IS ONLY AT 39% WHAT THE FUCK

snow tha product do you want to be friends

god fucking dammit was my ex fiance right about this place lmao

Incredibly funny bit to make a website populated exclusively by radical leftists that is overseen by right-wing bootlickers

god dammit i lost my vyvanse again

shout out 2 all da pear

Feels like it should be bigger news that a journalist known for being loud about her investigations into banks/payment processors appears to be getting financially stonewalled by the entire industry unaminously right now.

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11:11 make a wish

awake but at what cost

oh it's definitely sleepy time

if i had a girlfriend i would have her saved in my phone as "mi novia puta peligrosa😍🥰❤️"

1 in 8192 odds of being a shiny and this post made it let's fuckin GO

"i can fix them"…… no… no i cannot. i am significantly worse than them actually

not right now I'm showering without music (I'm on the phone)

Cruelty really is the point with you isn’t it? You ban people seeking help who are being murdered in an active genocide. Trans users are sent death threats all the time and you don’t care. You have allowed violent racist behavior against BIPOC since Bsky’s inception. Tell me HOW your answer is no.

@gendervoid.gay YOUR BANNER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA

fuck filevault

sorry but i hit my pen so hard i can taste technology and now im nonverbal

ratioing the head of T&S of this place isn't enough i need him terminated with his shitty title placard on my desk

i unhinge my jaw way too often to not use this for nefarious purposes

they don’t want you to know this, but it’s absolutely okay to have a bagel at 11pm. It’s not illegal. you will not get in trouble.

this outfit is SO CUTE

the mortal reminder full length is twelve songs and i promised doug I'd have the album memorized in two weeks after it is released so please pray for me

life update: tummy hort

have a very strong urge to get in my car and drive somewhere but I'm not sure where I'm supposed to go