oh no

piers morgan has made an impressive career of being a big piece of shit who interviews even bigger pieces of shit to make himself look like he isnt a big piece of shit

I would like to donate to this fine work of art and you should too!

when Jesus kicked the money changers out of the Temple, he was just trying to make space for the arms dealers

Are you wondering how we designed a beautifully horrific horror monster? Well GOOD NEWS we asked our creature designer and SFX artist Crista Llewellyn how she created our Doll.

people on Beast Games are like "ive worked so hard all my life, for years and years. six, seven days a week. i need this money. ive never been financially secure" and for some reason we arent supposed to think "wow hard work doesnt pay off and capitalism is a lie"

"palantir employees are unhappy with management" feels very much like our own version of the "clean Wehrmacht" theory

how the hell do i find whatever the fuck videos this guy is talking about

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these internet sales have gotten out of control

Doll is gonna be the next big iconic horror movie monster, and I love her.

Go support this, I'm stoked to see it!!

My close, personal (online) friend Maggie is making a thing! And it sounds awesome. And you can help her do it!

Super excited to hear @maggiemaefish.bsky.social is making a short film. She's one of the most genuinely talented people I know so this is going to be amazing.

My friend @maggiemaefish.bsky.social is making a really cool horror short film that, knowing her, is going to be all sorts of equally feminist and fucked up in the best way. Please go support her Seed and Spark fundraising campaign if you're able!

My friends and co-Nebula...ers @maggiemaefish.bsky.social and @megathem.bsky.social are crowdfunding a gorey horror blow up doll short film! They've been working on this forever, so let's help make it happen! seedandspark.com/fund/theblow...

Help BLOW! up the patriarchy, one predator at a time. We're raising money for a horror short, and you do not want to miss being on Doll's good side... Support if you can or just share the link!!! Cannot wait to bring you this fresh feminist nightmare 🔪🎈 seedandspark.com/fund/theblow...

Maggie and Monica are cooking up something beautifully fucked up

is it possible to give a corporation a swirlie? because that's what this dork-ass shit is begging for.

"everyone knows what jesus looks like except the president" is such an awesome defense

david fincher explores a wide range of themes in his movies, from "your wife is going to kill you" in gone girl, to "your best friend is going to kill you" in fight club, to "a stranger is going to kill you" in zodiac, to "an alien is going to kill you" in alien 3

The Papal berserking continues!

great popular science fiction is always weirdly horny. there are no exceptions to this rule.

its pretty weird to invoke "just war doctrine" to suggest that EVERY war is a just war even the totally idiotic war you started for no reason whatsoever that everyone hates where you started out by bombing a school full of little girls

because Hollywood is run by rabidly patriarchal men who want every movie to be Taken, and believe the right-wing Christian version of the Hero's Journey is part of the fabric of the universe. you do not question the authority of The Father.

"Masculinity is the bravery to be completely vulnerable." - Mark L. Walberg

"my wife and i got the attention and sympathy we wanted, so the matter is now closed"

This whole thread is really worth reading, RE: the election in Hungary.

what? Reagan laid a wreath on SS soldiers' graves and claimed they suffered as much as Jewish concentration camp inmates his staff was full of crypto Nazis like Pat Buchanan he supported every fascist dictator in Latin America he loved the far right

part of me doubts trump will actually pardon everyone, because why would he do something that doesn't benefit him?

fascinated by the politics of Evil Dead Rise a character paints a "make earth cool again" sign... for a "Labor Day protest"

you ever feel like the concept of the American nuclear family is, itself, a child abuse cult?

dude cant even make a quippy pop culture reference. he has to bury it on technocrat-speak.

"[A] large open-cast mine can produce up to forty times more solid waste in one year than any Latin American megacity produces in the same time period." - Planetary Mine by Martin Arboleda but hey, saving the environment is an "individual" problem, right? not a corporate-industrial problem.

wow it's so cool that these kinds of stories are used as a pivot point to be like "now pay me to write more about meeeee!" instead of "sorry i'm so gullible! i'll never speak for the queer community ever again!"

people should be more embarrassed. you don't get to skip the learning and changing and growing part. oh? the only people who agreed with your hate were nazis? and you say oopsie doodles and nothing else?!?

"he only said those things because he's mentally unwell" is the "adult" version of "he's just an [r-slur]" from a bunch of conservatives who hate the idea of mental health care but love literal Nazis

we passed thru a DUI police checkpoint the other day, and in addition to all the usual LAPD goon activity, there were three dumpy looking plain-clothed dudes with iphones recording every car, who i could only assume were ICE. LAPD claims theyre not "actively cooperating." but functionally they are.

i fear we have become desensitized to the fact that donald trump constantly smells like an overflowing diaper on a bloated corpse

posting any variation of "if yall had just voted for kamala..." is a self-report that you dont think genocide is a crime against humanity, you just think it's a political issue to be debated.

pretty weird to see people argue that the guy who has been itching to use nukes since he was first elected in 2016 has suddenly "lost his mind"

ill never have a sexual fetish as strong as the liberal fetish for the fantasy of "The Good Republican"

Communist party recruitment video bsky.app/profile/bran...

he's not gonna nuke the entire country, so tomorrow republicans will be able to be like "well he didnt nuke the whole country so really he showed restraint he is so wise"

the Bulwark are Reagan Republicans pretending to be liberals, in order to sabotage the left. the writer of this article was literally on Reagan's staff.

men who demand tradwives remind me of a Particular Kind of Guy described by William S Burroughs in in 1959: "He was continually enlarging his theories... he would quiz a chick and threaten to walk out if she hadn't memorized every nuance of his latest assault on logic and the human image."

paying respect to my Great White Ancestors by calling them ignorant rubes and completely misunderstanding their society and values

the right wing media's number 1 job is to advocate for the worst shit ever their number 2 job is to feign innocence when the shit they advocated for comes to pass

somewhere, in a dark room, a group of Democratic Party strategists are getting paid millions of dollars to figure out how to lose to this asshole

White House: its the Department of WAR! we are going to KILL in WAR and destroy enemies in WAR! we love BOMBING CIVILIANS and DESTROYING BRIDGES!!! NYT: the White House seeks 1.5 Trillion for ✨defense🕊️