Speaking ill of the dead is probably quite upsetting to friends and family left behind. However, I kind of think it's our responsibility to prevent this by not being complete twats while we're alive, rather than everyone else’s responsibility to censor themselves after we've gone.

Why does Bluesky allow you to like your own posts?

Bought an optical cable to connect my TV to my hi-fi. Never used one before, not sure which way in it goes, so I think I'll just try and see which way it fits. The port on the TV is now destroyed. Who designed this connector?

The irony here is that the bloke whose only selling point is that he’s “not a career politician” is spluttering that it’s insulting to be challenged by someone who’s clearly not a career politician. So what are your qualifications, mate? Is it by any chance that you’re a career politician?

Watching Morocco play reminds me of all the reasons I hate football

Any Clacton residents who want to nominate your friendly neighbourhood intergalactic space warrior, ping me a line!

Very pleased to have been hired to do the election poster for Nigel's new Clacton campaign

"This is another stunt from Nigel Farage. He knew the grift was going to catch up with him eventually, so he's pulled the trigger instead." Green Party leader Zack Polanski on Farage's resignation and forced by-election.

Is it against Bluesky community guidelines to say fuck that fucking cunt?

What happened to that golden statue of Trump holding a bitcoin? I hope it's still there.

Brambles are like "man, this empty space could really use some brambles.."

Honestly, it might be time to go join Threads...

It finally came! @commodoreofficial.bsky.social

Every reply goes in a different direction, and they are all 🔥

This is, like, 2 people wanting their own painting in the game, and for a game with such an amazing art style, isn't that like the best thing ever?

Uuugh, Bluesky just doesn't have the banter that Twitter used to have. By the way, replies and quote skeets are off.

I really need to buy a new PC... I hope this AI bubble pops in the next, say, 2 weeks or so.

I'm finding that sometimes Steam games that have a Linux version work better installing the Windows version with proton. What a time to be alive.

More people need to sign and share this. Get it up everywhere!

They really did lmao

Putting Yorkshire Tea tea bags into my PG Tips tin, feeling like the police are going to kick down my door any second and arrest me for it.

Consider supporting this dev because, how frickin' cool does this art style look? It would be a travesty if this game didn't make it to release!

Maybe it'll happen today

I just—like, sure, being a trillionaire is cool I guess but what’s it all for if you haven’t even seen the wreckage of the titanic firsthand

Post something that still traumatizes you.

I'm challenging my followers - especially my middle class followers - to promote this post about a rape victim.

Okay, so this is massive and we're terrified. Partnering with @play.breakthrought1d.org in the fight against diabetes, the ENTIRE inkle catalogue is on Humble Bundle right now for $20 -- including TR-49, all four novels, both Overboard! games, 80 Days, all four parts of Sorcery! ... everything.

🚨 NEW: 27 Members of Parliament have signed a motion to reject the EHRC Code of Practice edm.parliament.uk/early-day-mo... Ask yours to join them: equalrecognition.eaction.org.uk/rejectthecode

🚨DR UK's Statement on the EHRC's New Code of Practice "We are appalled at implications that an adequate workaround is trans people using Disabled toilets instead. We will not be used as a loophole in the wider erosion of trans rights." Full statement👇 www.disabilityrightsuk.org/news/disabil...

i was spraying a chicken's ass with purple fungicide but i'm definitely going to tell everyone i got in a bad thumb war over the weekend. i'll say the guy didn't even wait for 4, let alone the declaration of the thumb war. there is no geneva convention for thumbs. i've worked the whole speech out

Yesterday Donald compared himself to Elvis Presley, who famously died on the toilet. But he’s also building a bunker, which is where Hitler ultimately took his own life. I like a show that keeps us guessing as to how it will end.

I am sick of being taken in by YouTube videos claiming to reveal some insight about a film. Almost always, they go over the events of the film, and then go over them a second time, slower, and reveal no deeper insight, but act like they did.

We should make it illegal for MPs to use public toilets and changing rooms, and if you see someone you think might be an MP using one you can confront them, and they have to carry their Westminster pass and show it to you, and then you can kick them out. But, like, in a respectful supportive way.

"Our community is scared and exhausted but we are fighting back." It's important that all of us who stand with the LGBTIQA+ community support the Good Law project in their appeal against the high court decision. Trans rights are human rights. 🏳️‍⚧️ greenparty.org.uk/2026/05/22/s...

With the updated EHRC code of practice, the Government is still leaving trans people with a real fear of being excluded from essential services and public spaces. My statement in full: greenparty.org.uk/2026/05/22/s...

You people are fucking scum

Can you imagine this written about race, religion or sexuality? “Spaces that wish to exclude black people will need to receive support on how to do so within the law. Organisations that wish to permit gay people entry need to ensure that it’s legal to do so”

Thank you for donating, @spoonmeiser.bsky.social !!! Doll greatly appreciates your attention. Next, she demands your undying loyalty. 💌

@bskyplays.bsky.social let's see if I can remember how to zork

Anyone not calling it a wesignation is a coward

"It is my very great pleasure to do this"

I have two last wishes: 1: I want my remains scattered around Disneyland 2: I don’t want to be cremated THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

I think it's very funny they keep banning people for stating, correctly, that the head of trust and safety on here was caught liking porn on his official account. Now shut down this account too, you cowards.