Have scientists ever done a serious study of whether animals also do that funny little dance we do on the pavement? The one where two people keep stepping to the same side to avoid crashing into each other? I'm wondering if that could be the one thing that truly separates us from the animals..

Seeing as its now 2026, here are some predictions for the year 2126, 100 years into the future...🧙🔮 1. Deltron will finally zanflate the chronosphere 2. Grumto will be in every plob 3. Floating belldingles 4. Compulsory obloids 5. Eternal fart noises will echo through the darkness

when i was a kid, 2025 was the furthest into the future I could ever imagine myself existing. So i guess tomorrow i will be stepping into the abyss.

Finished building my lego santa

Dreamt an important fact last night: you must never use a sponge on a horse, no matter how soggy your horse might be, because the sponge will come alive and burrow into the horse and live there like a parasite. Hope this information is useful

somehow i've only just noticed that i pronounce "can" and "can't" completely differently for no reason whatsoever. Whats up with that nonsense?

Seeing as its christmas and steam sale time I figured I should recommend some games I enjoyed this year, even though they are mostly of the old school shooty bang bang variety that nobody else likes. I've probably mentioned all these before so feel free to ignore this

Coming next year... youtu.be/uJJ21ykw80s?...

whats going on with big stuff? There's huge, giant and enormous, and then there's ginormous and humongous, but what about gimongous and hunormous? Gigantic sounds bigger than all of them, but we could have gigantimongous if we wanted. I don't think anything could be bigger than that.

Christmas shopping at tescos

This is the good shit ⤵️

a million years from now scientists will find a layer in the geological record made entirely of christmas cards i leave standing on a shelf all year until stray air currents eventually knock them over and I put next year's cards on top of them

Saw a car today with door handles that disappeared into the door when it pulled away. My 1st thought was "oh, that's a bit fancy." My 2nd thought was "if that stopped working there is no way I would ever bother getting it fixed."

I woke up in the middle of the night with an image burned into my mind that heralded the coming of the end-times. I have re-created this image to the best of my memory, though looking at it now I dunno if it inspires the same feeling of dread as it did at 3 in the morning..

I bloody love writing. I spent yesterday writing a single paragraph, crafting each sentence like a piece of antique furniture, building a 4 dimensional puzzle out of words and feelings. And today I rewrote it because it was a bit shit. Already looking forward to doing it again tomorrow.

Happy birthday Doom! As usual the cacowards are overflowing with a crazy amount of new doom stuff. If you like doom and want more doom then here you go

"imagine if men could 3d-print stuff using their dicks!" was an amazing idea i had in a dream last night. Now that I'm awake, I don't think I want to imagine it.

This is a work of art

There's a particular screwdriver in my cupboard that is only ever used for poking horrible things. The amount of horrible things I've poked with it over the years suggests to me that "horrible thing poking device" is maybe a tool they should be selling in shops

I was curious what my experiment would look like if the temporal distortion was rotating. Not sure if I would call this a "success", but its definitely a something

My dreams last night were completely taken over by Noel Edmonds doing some kind of crime caper. His plan for evading the police was to shave his beard off so no one would recognise him.

This is a fun game, if you like geometry wars style twin stick hypnotic visual overload type stuff store.steampowered.com/app/2105620/...

Decided to revisit this weird slit-scan style experiment I did years ago

This is incredible. They took this picture down, not because its a nightmare ai monstrosity, but because "it looks like immigrants a bit. maybe." Like 2 different strains of insanity colliding and somehow cancelling each other out

Dreamt last night that I found a nappy baked inside a loaf of bread. The boss of the bread company decided to mitigate this bad PR by eating a nappy live on tv, to show that eating nappies is fine, and bread is made of old nappies now so we all have to just get used to it.

Finally got to the end of Silksong. Its a really cool game that I would heartily recommend to nobody I know.

Every single time this gets me!!

I saw a sign outside someone's house the other day saying "thank you for picking up your dog's poos", and as someone who doesn't own a dog I feel like maybe I deserve a little sign thanking me for not pooing everywhere as well. "Thanks for not pooing everywhere, Cyriak" You're welcome

if a frankenstein was bitten by a dracula, would it become a frankula or a drankenstein?

Love how trees just drop all their old shit on the ground, like "whatever. Someone else can sort that out."

When I'm an old geezer and I'm like "hey guys, remember my videos? They are now available on Evilcorp's Nazitron!" - please feel free to tell me how bad Evilcorp's Nazitron actually is and how maybe I shouldn't be using it

Having now read Frankenstein, I think all film versions should come with a commentary track by the monster from the original novel wherein he articulately expounds on their various failings and innaccuracies.

Started reading the original "Frankenstein" novel, and it starts as a letter that tells the story of meeting a guy who then starts telling a story and in that story he is now recounting a letter someone sent him and I'm kind of hoping this letter starts telling a story about another letter...

Had a dream last night about a shark with a toenail on the end of its nose because it was also somebody's foot

Trying to watch that new frankenstein film and for some reason all i can think about is Steptoe & Son

Something for fans of Robotron here

Feels mad to be living in a world where some people are helping hedgehogs cross the road while others are dropping bombs on whole cities. The gulf between those two things is so insanely astronomical, and yet here we are.

Been 'enjoying' that Silksong game. Its like 2 people kicking your arse at the same time. Sometimes 3.

yet again i find myself holding an orange in one hand and a teaspoon in the other. Its like my brain is using some kind of auto-complete whenever I open the cutlery drawer

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Saw the new Jurassic Park movie last night, and can't help wondering how many animals went exinct while I was watching cartoon dinosaurs clowning around.

For any astronomers following me, the correct pronunciation of Uranus is "your anus". That includes the gap between the 2 words and also pointing directly at whoever you are saying it to

Feeling nostalgic for the days when all you had to worry about with funny animal videos was "actually they only do this when they are suffering from stress/some kind of horrible illness". Now its just "is this ai?"

Every time i'm about to post something here, i take a moment to put it through an "old guy moaning about shit" filter. I'm struggling with this one though. Is it moaning about shit to moan about moaning about shit? If so, am i now moaning about moaning about moaning about shit?

technology is great until it stops working and you die of can't do anything

gzdoom

Was just reading about Saint Cyriac, and apparently he is the patron saint of "temptation and eye disease". So there you go.

My sister once told me she could never sleep with her feet sticking out from the end of the bed, because she imagined a guillotine would come down and chop them off. I found this kind of funny, but i cant have my feet poking out either in case a creepy old witch grabs them. Is this a common thing?