is there such a thing as a modern toaster that knows when your bread is toasted and stops toasting it?

i literally wouldn't trust another human being on the planet to choose my bananas for me in the supermarket. I even have to buy an extra banana just in case one of the ones i pick turns out to be a bad one.

I hear the bad guys all got together and decided they don't want to be called bad guys any more, and anyone who calls them that will be lowered very slowly into a volcano while they all laugh diabolically and twirl their moustaches

In case anyone missed it yesterday, here's a thing I did:

Someone I follow just sent me a DM which I can't read because I'm obviously under 18, and it won't even let me see who its from, so they are just going to think I'm ignoring them now. Thanks, social networking website.

Check out this new music video I made for Adam Buxton. Its got robots and everything www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7iV...

Amazing that before sandwiches were invented there weren't enough things between other things to bother making up a word for it

In Alien Earth, a guy is typing "crew dead" on a computer and the words are reflected on his face, but they aren't reversed like they should be. For readabilty I guess. They should've used a palindrome instead, so we can still read it backwards. "Ya won, evil aliens. Is neil alive? no way"

When i was a kid i used to wonder why old people didn't seem to mind eating fruit covered in bruises, or horrible looking food in general. Like, maybe they were brought up to be less picky or something. Now i realise its because they literally can't see anything that close to their face

I also saw Weapons the other day. If you like bonkers horror movies then its well worth a watch

Been playing a lot of Earthion this weekend. If you like old school arcade style shooters then i'd recommend it store.steampowered.com/app/3597580/...

I watched 28 years later last night and its surprisingly good. There are a lot of zombie willies flapping about, which could be a plus or a minus i guess, depending on how much you like zombie willies.

RIP DeadEnders

Lol. Youtube removed my zombie eastenders video for "revelling in or mocking the death or serious injury of an identifiable individual". I could tell them those are fictional characters and that the video was commissioned by the bbc, but their entire appeal process is "click this button to appeal"

Has there ever been a movie where the bad guy falls to his death shouting "fuck yooouuu....." on the way down? It feels like there must have been

You can turn any ordinary left/right mirror into an up/down mirror by tilting your head sideways

Finally got a Gradius 1cc, 40 years after it was released. The real achievement was this stage 8 recovery though.

just been camping for the first time in my life and i have some valuable camping advice: take everything with you. Everything in your house. Take your whole house with you and live in it. Live inside your house, at home. Stay at home, living in your house with everything in your house.

Just [checks notes] checking my notes. Yes, they're all here.

If there is one thing I have learned from watching science videos, its that physicists should probably think of a word for themselves that is easier for everyone to say

Hulk hogan died when his own skeleton tore him off like a t-shirt

I reckon I could win any intellectual debate simply by repeating whatever the other person says in a stupid voice.

Someone should invent a lying machine. They should spend billions making it as convincing as possible, and then ask it to solve all our problems

Thinking about people in films who just magically fly around in the air somehow. I've never watched ET but there's a bit in that where some kids are flying on a bike, I guess ET is doing that? Can ET fly around? Does he do that in the film? The idea of ET flying around is kind of disturbing

An alert to all creatives using #WeTransfer. Basically, stop immediately! As of August, they will begin scraping everything you send for AI purposes (see the new paragraph in their Terms and Conditions below). If, like me, you’re a voice artist, they’ll clone your voice. Avoid at all costs.

doom monsters wearing high heels

Can't wait for us to finally encounter aliens and discover they are totally obsessed with something completely stupid. Like, they are searching the whole galaxy for red things, or they worship sausages. No matter how advanced and wise, there will be something dumb they can't stop doing

When are flightless birds going to get around to growing their hands back? Or are they thinking "better keep hold of these wings, just in case". Kind of like that bike in my garage..

Samuel Gassingturdly England and Wales, Census, 1871

In the future everything is either convenient or impossible

They need to update that "Emperor's New Clothes" story and call it "The Emperor's New Bending Over & Spraying Projectile Diarrhea at Everyone"

Dreamt last night that the recycle bin on my computer was an actual real bin I had to leave outside my house for the bin men.

Thinking how much I would hate it if aliens abducted me from my house and made me chase rabbits around so I might one day be released back into the wild

I'm going to start posting up some of my older GIFs, and re-rendering them in higher quality where I can. First up is one of my favourites, someone clever came up with the name "Infinitea" which I liked

A precious family heirloom

As president of the world I promise to create more jobs by making a huge mess for everyone to clean up

I hope the new space balls movie includes a hilariously bad cgi version of one of the original cast

Last night i dreamed about a clay hedgehog made by snooker player Stephen Hendry when he was 9 years old. Dreams are such meaningless random bullshit.

Classics Of Game 031 www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN6s...

Over the years I moved away from pen & paper animation, as many clients would opt for cheaper digital processes. But seeing how industry is conspiring to make creatives' labour & IP completely valueless, it's a great time to dust off my lightbox, so at least I own something physical from my work.

saving the US government from reckless overspending in my tiny little submarine

Finally I created a perfect blend of Popeye and Donald Duck:

Running is the future. Running everywhere, smacking face first into doors, tripping on steps and knocking people over so I can get where I'm going twice as fast. I just ran through 5 art galleries in a single day. Getting so much done

A little tune I made several years ago and then forgot about

i think "zeldroguevania" should be a thing

GUILTY!!!! #crowncourt #talkingpictures #QTV

99 and feelin' fine

its funny all these years people have been trying to figure out the trolley problem, but nobody thought of switching the tracks half way so the trolley derails and kills everyone because sympathy is weakness

Been watching Andor and can't help thinking how great it would be if the series just kept going and retold the entire star wars saga without any mention of jedis and lightsabers and magical force powers