Tiny Niece just dismissed the Smurfs as "BLUE WEIRDOS".

At this rate he'll be reduced to remaining uncharged and unarrested in an even slightly smaller picturesque Royal lodge that he doesn't have to pay for

YES He would be BRILLIANT (Jennifer S as Esme, Dawn F as Gytha too please, fantasy casting gods)

Thoughts with Melania Trump today sweating on the box office takings being released to see if Melania2 will be green-lit 🤞🤞🤞

Don't try to please assholes. It will make your life easier for a while and help keep the peace but they will ALWAYS just be more of an asshole to you and not less. Ditch assholes immediately. Friends, colleagues, bosses, family. You have a short time on this planet. Spend it with good people.

I still mourn how recently sex workers have been acknowledged as people by police. Also, by fellow feminists. Intersectionality still isn't acknowledged - when you're working class and need money, you're a person. Not a victim. Not a collaborator in patriarchy. Judgy shit is privilege. Fuck that.

oh NO wait, is secondary drowning real? I could just pop off at any time because I got some water in my mouth at the swimming baths in 1988 and that's fine is it

I love the way the characters have gone from finding her really annoying thru to appreciating her input (while still sometimes being a bit annoyed) DS HotGuy (who's special memory appears to have been forgotten) and the forensics lady are both respecting her thru proper developement, it's cool

Also, I'm a bit geeky about forensics and procedural stuff, so preempt the big reveal in crime dramas by saying things like "THAT'S SECONDARY DROWNING!" before the characters get it. My cat and parrot have no opinion on me WINNING AT THE THINGS!

Patience on ch4 is relatable because I'm AuDHD, and also not a detective, but heckle true crime documentaries about things they definitely missed as a result of their assumptions about sex workers and other minorities.

The Melania doc is such a wild idea. To most left wingers she's the person married to that awful man and we don't want to know about her. To Trump fans she's not worth bothering about because she's (a) a woman (b) an immigrant

just choked on my beverage

What I miss from the old place is the fun encounters you could have with celebs

Never pass up the opportunity to have a bit of a sit down or a piss.

"how can we frame the drop in the murder rate as a bad thing?"

Using this still from an early 00s health and safety module I once took to sum up my day on bsky.

My fondness for this picture of a man not really understanding the benefits of his baseball cap never diminishes.

Who radicalised him? (If this article has been deleted when you see this post it’s because a sub editor woke up!) www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

9-9-6 was a Chinese term invented mostly to show how depressing and lifeless work culture was; watching softbrained AI guys adopt it as an ideal is ... well, entirely predictable

"the current vibe is no singing, no breathing, rawdogging 9-7-14 [from 9pm to 7am, 14 hours a week], live in a tree, hunt swans, marry a steak, lift a rock and eat bones" said Jeffrey Epstein (not that one), CEO of Chugbuttz, a new AI startup that automatically doxxes women who reject you on Tinder

The current vibe is get up at half past 10 at night, half an hour before you go to bed, eat a lump of freezing cold poison, work 28 hours a day at mill, and pay the mill owner to let you work there, then have your dad murder you in cold blood and dance about on your graves singing hallelujah.

Nice bit of nominative determinism in this story of wanton environmental damage. www.dorsetecho.co.uk/news/2580623...

very interested in how 'marry early' sounds like it's just another thing to do

An ex once told me that my constant word play was “like an annoying fucking disease”. I’ve deconstructed song titles, reimagined word definitions and created ‘jokes’ for as long as I can remember. It can be exhausting having a brain which constantly whirls around but I’m happy being a daft muppet.

No, it’s one of those things from fraggle rock.

I see Hoggle from Labyrinth.

I see a particularly devastated Father Christmas.

I don't exaggerate when I say that Andrew Wakefield should be tried for mass murder. We'll never know how many people have died or will die as a direct result of his fraudulent study.

“are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” has been knocking around my head all day

people say coldplay songs aren't about anything but fix you is about owning a fiat

I know most people find procedure dull as dishwater but I honestly don’t think the media does the public any favours by continually describing the rules of our legislature as if they’re kept in a wizard’s tower guarded by an enchanted rat

It's like that duck/rabbit picture where your brain switches between the two!

That's clearly Jesus

I see a face… but it’s that of a Proboscis monkey. So not sure we’re any further forward there.

The Rorschach test is whether you can see a face or a cockenballs.

A colleague once set his Out Of Office with a message that he was 'on anal leave' and came back to find out everyone in the company had emailed him.

The Radio Times is never wrong.

Hi, I have been on opiates for seven years because a car accident wrecked my spine. IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU DO THIS SHIT. It’s an ableist narrative that will make accessing pain management very difficult—and may even lead to backlash against people with this injury.

🎨 Artist: monkeon https://b3ta.com/board/11425017 From the 'Political Video Games' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/politicalvideogames/popular/ #PoliticalVideoGames

I like how young people aren't as tribal as they were in my day. You can be sporty AND creative AND geeky instead of having to choose just one- -which led to Small Nephew, during a conversation about Stephen's outfits on Traitors saying, in the manner of a football manager after a match-

If you feel "hamstrung" by human rights laws and by health and safety laws - you are the person those laws were designed to protect us against. You need to be obstructed by those laws. Also, she's lying.

After being held in two of them as a boy, I fought for decades urging America to never again build concentration camps and put human beings in them. It breaks my heart to watch this happen twice now in my own lifetime.

the lion doesn't concern himself with the reality of being grotesquely over wordcount

Lmao

IMAGINE using the phrase 'hamstrung by human rights laws' and expecting people to treat you like a perfectly normal being afterwards.

no... NO

Design nerds, here's the new @radiotimes.bsky.social logo as revealed at their covers party this evening.

-"THEY'VE KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK WITH KNITWEAR THIS YEAR!"