Yes Trump’s bad… but he didn’t sign off Apples iOS 26.2 and it’s ‘liquid glass’ etc etc…

Having lived in ‘the north’, ‘the south’ and the bit in-between I can safely say this discourse is safely top 5 in ‘the most tiresome levels of insane shite’…

Could you imagine a world in which America got its own house in order and finally stopped shatting in its hands and clapping for attention…

Unnecessary US ‘intervention’ in Central and South America? *adds to extensive list of things that have never ended well…

Pre-Christmas-me booked tomorrow off on annual leave. Well done pre-Christmas-me, yours Current-me.

Happy ‘hope you fall off your horsey and break your f’king neck in an extremely painful way day’ to any fox hunting bastards out there.

Watched ‘Man vs baby’… thought it might cheer us up and kick start some festive cheer. Massive mistake. Awful awful stuff.

I wish Microsoft would hurry up and release the Beta version of Windows 11.

If you ask someone today to name the builder of Hadrian's Wall, they would give you a funny look. But historical memory is odd, and right up to the 1800s we forgot who built it. Until in 1840 John Hodgson, an obscure Northumbrian clergyman, published the LONGEST footnote in history... 1/22

Been outside in cold persistent rain all day so not sure if that (Titanic musical interlude?) really just happened or it was the start of a fever dream #strictly

People who "create" AI slop should be forced to consume only AI slop and not be allowed to watch, read or listen to anything made by a human. Let them wallow in the cesspit of their creation.

Timeline cleanse / harbour cleanse

Rally cars. Old rally cars. Blasting through the hills and forests of Wales. Lovely. Day 1 of 5 too. www.youtube.com/live/wAd5fsz...

A letter from the dystopian future of taxed billionaires. substack.com/home/post/p-...

20,000 new members have joined the Green Party in the past month. This is the Green surge. Want to be part of it? Join the Green Party today ⤵

I believe the phrase is “rubbernecking”

Moving forwards, the UK definitely needs to have a policy of you’re only allowed to live, work, marry and die in the Parish you were born. That’ll solve a lot of legitimate concerns.

Labour should really take the fight to Reform by demanding everyone in the UK prove their family tree is free of any Viking, Norman or Roman heritage. That’ll cut the wheat from the chaff. *insert angryflags.gif

Sat with a coffee, in the sun, at the seaside, watching a doggy rolling around in the freshly cut grass. I really must… errr… win the EuroMillions and quit working on Fridays or something. Ffs.

Doctor I trust more than RFK jr

Popped into town for some chippy chips… heard some drumming… ended up following a pagan sacrificial procession… past a derelict abbey… to then hear some ethereal mediaeval songs about death n stuff. So a good Friday night tbqh.

Save you a read… it was her “what you looking at dicknose?” t-shirt…

Every episode of One Foot In The Grave is back up on iPlayer! But hurry as you've only got until 2030 to see them! That's the year 2030.

Let’s be honest, the media will be busting a gut to throw as much as they can at Zack Polanski. But one of his great strengths is his comms attitude not cowering but instead, smashing a bottle, whirling a pool cue around and chucking them out of his pub…

Rubbish track preparation tonight but a cracking final. Outstanding from Brady 4-in-a-row Kurtz #SGP

Can we have an official Trump announcement… you can only hold the needle over The Pogues ‘Fiesta’, with one hand, and the party streamers with the other for so long…

The house out the back that has the big Yorkshire flag… now has a big Union flag… one of those really cheap one-sided ones with an awful photo of some Royals in the centre. Great start to the day.

It’s been a @benefitstheband.bsky.social day hasn’t it… youtu.be/aTsJjKqTR3Y?...

Anyone calling for ‘scrapping human rights’ or ‘leaving the ECHR’ should put themselves forward for a trial run… if you can hack 12months then fine we’ll talk about which Articles you think are no longer relevant. But until then stfu.

At least 25% of grocery shopping in England now comprises of just standing slowly shaking your head muttering “how much?… how much?!… how fucking much?!?!” Items that, a few years ago you’d pick up without a thought now unjustifiable purchases. Totally unsustainable.

This is incredible

BBC News could learn a thing or two from @aljazeera.com

We have a new entry in the oooh-that’s-nice-house-for-sale-whoa-whoa-what-the-actual-heck-is-going-on-here-?!?! www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

Ngl had pretty much forgotten about the Cousins era Moviedrome. It’s shot very ‘of its time’

Many of you may remember that shortly before Easter, Labour MPs received a very definite prompt from their comms office - gather round for a tale of lies, damn lies, and statistics. I can now reveal the actual number of miles of roadworks lifted is *drumroll* 0.8 miles.

Monday tomorrow. And no, we’ve still never had a sufficient answer as to why we have to go through this shit.

If you hadn’t seen the news you could be forgiven for thinking the Prime Minister and Foreign Secretary were talking about some industrial action.

Me in my BlueSky bubble

Do you stay up to watch it unfold it real-time or do you go to bed to wake up to ‘everything’?! Decisions, decisions. #AlienVsPredator

That’s good - otherwise we’d be calling them Parlıck lhıslle.

A reminder that Jordan Peterson has already provided waaaay more evidence than necessary to get himself a place on the “List of people who can be safely ignored for all eternity, on account they’re a thundering bellend”

I see the usual suspects have been up all night shatting their beds, throwing their toys about and shouting “it’s a brexit betrayal mummy!”

*blinks in stunned what-you-mean the milkshake-man didn’t make the final?!?! #Eurovision

Best tracks in semi-final 2; Australia Austria Czechia Denmark Finland Germany Greece Latvia Lithuania Luxembourg #Eurovision

Haven’t you fuckers got a genocide you’d rather be getting along with? Fuck off out of #Eurovision Free Palestine 🇵🇸 👊

Yet again the UK finds itself in a position where it really needs to apologise for its actions there #Eurovision

The canteen chatterbox is busy telling us what veg her kids don't like, and apparently she went 20 years without ever having leek