Finally, loft conversion done.

Labour Party HQ (sound on)

Name of the day has to be…. Dolly Mountshaft.

Right stop the petty arguments about what “the North” means because it means this and you all know fine fucking well what it means, it means reducing Westminster/Whitehall control. There’s some pathetic cunts on here today.

Sorry it’s absolutely not poor value for money and the alternative is more cars and a constrained network. Stop resetting it and pausing it and the cost won’t spiral. Leave the people who know their jobs and know what they are doing to get on with it, political meddling has gone too far with this.

"Don't swear, Jerry. And don't bleed in the sink, I've just cleaned it."

Damn. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

“Sharon” I don’t know why this has tickled me so much but it has me howling 😂😂😂😂

She was class in Futurama though.

Thank fuck.

Feels like this has taken forever but by Wednesday we’ll have carpets and be done (well other than getting furniture up and built) Yes also a topless picture of my boyfriend painting. It’s hot at the moment.

I’m bored. Might watch Wrath of Khan and this is my favourite scene. “There she is, there she is”

Stop sorting address lists alphanumerically in dropdown lists! This has been my TedTalk.

Rains arrives, absolutely cools fuck all down. #HotRain

Boiling and two hot puppies

With these legs it’s hard to tell where the socks start. 🤣

Relaxing in the back garden. ☀️

😬 not the result I expected

In this heat? now is not a good time.

I really wish the “why don’t you get a dodgy stick/box?” people would all fuck off. I can’t be arsed to sift through endless content via horrifically designed UI adding a vulnerability to my home network only to end up watching re-runs of Friends, Star Trek or the Golden Girls.

I’ve avoided this for the last few years but the hayfever has returned and I’m currently working through more boxes of tissues than a teenager with free porn.

I have a lot of sympathy for this, Seaton Carew has had several waste facilities, the current one absolutely stinks, Able UK breaking up ships and offshore rigs the place is being used as a dumping ground with a need for jobs being the constant excuse. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The lack of consistency of information across Microsoft Defender is so Microsoft. Good morning 🌅

Not impressed with the heat. Absolutely wiped out she’s getting too old for this.

Have we lost football yet?

Third shower of the day due to smelling like a builders armpit.

Evri has had more successful deliveries than UK Government promises.

Delivered lol 🤣

McGuiness and Houchen on bringing Nexus T&W Metro and GBR Northern together. “It’s a number of years away” So never then? www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teessid...

Websites are offering access to GTA 6 and VIP early access if victims pay a few hundred dollars in cryptocurrency, enter a payment code and supposedly unlock the game. Narrator: They do not unlock the game. www.infosecurity-magazine.com/news/gta-6-s...

You can get hold of me with a decision on my Commodore phone.

Feels nice and cool tbh. *opens front door*

My grandson has discovered the power of the pen, on mammy and daddy’s living room door. 🤣

I think this guy misunderstood what Right Move meant. 😮

My son genuinely thought this was LGBTQ rainbow sticker I had put on my MacBook. You kids.

The mess we are in just means we need to adopt a federal system of government like Belgium, now turning to the name… United States of Britain would obviously be silly, we don’t want to be the world’s USB. So… the obvious choice is Federal United Constitutional Kingdom

I’m told despite having specific project deadlines and £40m allocated to it, this is just aspirational. There is a physical rail link, there is a Sunday ghost train that serves the route. I’m therefore not entirely sure what the £40m was for, if it was spent and what on.

New Microsoft Surface 🤦‍♂️

Haven’t see Michael Gove in a while…

The tan jacket and grey trousers Tom Bradby is wearing don’t work together. Sorry to be a little bitch but they don’t.

Looks like Sarah Platt is going to prison, so there’s Burnham’s first job. #FreeTheWeatherfieldOne

Current mood…

I’ve an ideal, give local leaders the money and powers to build it and then fuck off. It’s doesn’t need a task force, sub national transport body, it just needs Westminster politicians to fuck oft, then fuck off further and stay out of it. urbantransportgroup.org/resources/ty...

If a politician has to keep telling you what they’ve done, they’ve failed. After the mess of the last 16 years you’re going to have to make sure every single action is seen, heard and felt.

Interesting how alarmed a number of journalists were today that Burnham might turn his main focus on domestic affairs. The day to day stuff that people notice.

@samcoatessky.bsky.social Nobody is waiting for policy, we’re waiting for money, for investment. Read the room.

Parliament should be made to stay in session over the summer.

I don’t know about anyone else but I’m just dying to know who will be the next Lord Privy Seal. #YesItsARealThingPointlessBritishNonsense

I’ve still got socks from seven Prime Ministers ago.