If someone could come over and rub all my joints for me please, that'd be great.

Goodnight my darlings xxx

I'm sorry... WTF????

Don't mind me dears, just jerking like an epileptic round the home office to this chooooooooon 🕺🕺🕺

This chap keeps popping up on my feed and I have no idea what language he is speaking but I want him to choke me.

Chooooooooon 🕺🕺🕺🕺

I was OBSESSED with this show as a wean 😘

Morning #TiredTwatTuesday Hope yous all have a great day xxx

@theearlofpowys.bsky.social @werkoderko.bsky.social I'm so sorry my darlings 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Model is wearing custom Louis Vuitton chiffon with nipple clamps. Your move Chappel Roan 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm not right in the head I know.

Got my grovelling apology at work. All the while I'm grinning like a Cheshire cat. So it pays to stick to your guns and not take shit off anyone at work.

Very vague memories of being off my tits somewhere to this one.

Look.... If I'm gonna drop some cash on a ticket to your show, you better play the songs as they are on the album. I don't want to hear any remixes or "interpretations" just do the album mixes.

😂😂😂

Nae hand shandys for a bit. Sleeping in the nuddy has some drawbacks... Particularly if you haven't cut yer nails for a bit and you have a few scratches during the night. It's like I attacked myself with a cheese grater 😂

@tsmcl.bsky.social made cheese biscuits yesterday. I have already inhaled half of them and just about to finish the rest off. No you can't have any.

Thinking "do I really need this job" Unfortunately I do. Booooooooo. Happy #MCM 🙄

I'm really not okay. I've just been assaulted. I heard Jennifer Hudson screech her way through a Mariah Carey tribute. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

I wish Linda was my Mum 😂

I don't mean to rain on anyone's parade but in another 12 months it's gonna be January again so 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Look.... Catherine O'Hara meant a lot to many people. A fantastic actress and a rare talent. However, please do not leave flowers outside the Home Alone house, it's just fucking weird man.

#RPDR18 The talent show episode part one. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Babes, if I got read like that I'd never leave the house again and would probably kill myself 😂

#SCS Babs, or soft plop Saturday in this case. (No it's not pics of my jobbies) Anyways, hope you all have a great weekend xxx

Oh Macaulay 😭😭😭😭😭

Well.... That new Epstein file drop is vomit inducing.

Gina, my forever Queen 😂😂😂

😂😂😂 I love this character so much.

Ooop 😂

Cats are being absolute cunting wankers today. Between the parkour antics and the fighting I've had enough of them today. Fuckers.

I fucking love Dutch people 😂😂😂

Happy 85th of January and yet another #FCF Hope you's all have a smashing day my lovelies xxx

30 years ago today. Happy Threshold Day IYKYK

When that glorified market trader Alan Sugar dies I hope the tabloids put YOU'RE FIRED over a pic of his coffin being wheeled into the crematorium.

Mama Lulu 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Hey Nicki Minaj, You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe You a stupid hoe, yeah, you a, you a stupid hoe You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)

I'm old so you know I had this on cassette and wore it OUT.

Erm.... Awkward 😬

Bestie.... Stop using Face Tune on your pics. You've earned that face so show it off naturally. You don't need all the filters and blurring and smoothing. Show folks the real you and you might start liking yourself more xxx 🫂🫂🫂

Well.... There's a lid for every pot eh 🤷‍♂️

I think I'm done wearing undies. "But you never have them on long enough" I hear you cry. Not the point, I'm all about the comfort now (at least until jocks go on sale) I just want to be comfortable in my dotage.

I dunno what it is about Shakira but her voice causes me physical pain.

Black Sausage (Seen it loads of times and it's fab)

I mean .....

Happy #Fursday my lovelies. Hope you all have a smashing day xxx Do something nice for yourself or someone else today xxx

"I know she thinks I just left her" That's fine, I had planned to bawl my eyes out at 8am anyways. 😭😭😭😭😭

#RPDRUKVsTheWorld Rupaul look a mess. That dry ass wig and awful ass makeup 🙄 The international queen's are fabulous.... Well... Aside from the Canadian one.

My flabber has been truly ghasted. This will only mean something if you saw RuPauls drag race season 6. Waiting 12 years to get her back is the level of petty I can get on board with 🤣🤣🤣

Look.... I know I'd probably get rabies or whatever but I wouldn't be able to resist letting the wee soul inside especially knowing it was tapping on the glass for help 😭😭😭

@ristophe.bsky.social I saw this and thought of you 😂