Schindler's Goon List

@pmc871.bsky.social Happy birthday gorgeous xxx

It's almost time for "there's no cheeses for us mices" 😍😍😍😍🎄

"talk about her big hands or big feet. Don't talk about her Momma" God I love real housewives of Potomac 😂

He loves his wee bee blanket x 😍

I would like a Raven please. Kthanksbye

Ollie's turn on the warm spot today. Lily has not taken kindly to this and was sauntered off screeching the place down. Cats are great 🙄

Listened to the 20th anniversary confessions on a dancefloor. Whomever did the remastering has done a stellar job. The continuous mix is great. However... The extra tracks and remixes are arse and add nothing of substance to the album itself 🤷

Some lunch ideas for you all x

I fucking love Tony & The Kiki

Ooop...

I mean it's no 'yellow man in Timbuktu' or 'zig a zig ah' but this is still a bop and those harmonies 😍😍😍

Morning x

Goodnight my loves xxx

All Saints were better than the Spice Girls Discuss

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Erm....

I don't know what's going on here or even a single clue what he's saying but I'm VERY into whatever this is now.

She looks depressed as fuck but really it's cause the pipes for the central heating are under that spot and it's warm when the heating is on. So she's fine my dears just nice and zonked out. Yes the landing and stairs are next for the "De-80s the gaff"

Me trying to cancel milk delivery cause even though you can sign up online, you have to call to cancel. Me: good morning, I'd like to cancel all deliveries please. Them: why? Me: budget reasons Them: we can do it cheaper Me: cancel it Them: but... Me: FUCKING CANCEL IT

Happy birthday Nana @bearden64.bsky.social I hope you get spoiled rotten today xxx love you lots xxx

Happy Tuesday fuckers. A wee video, nothing special just me rambling on. Hope you's all have a smashing day xxx

Keep in mind that I'm in nicotine withdrawal and liable to hurt some feelings 😂😂😂

Hey Soho Queens and insta twats on #RPDRUK THIS is drag, camp and entertaining. Walking back and forth across the stage in a swimsuit and paralyzed face flipping a cheap wig is stag night drag at most. Do better.

I hate to be that fag but you do realise the supreme court decision doesn't mean it's done for good and that it most likely wasn't the right case to challenge the overturn of gay marriage in the first place. You're incredibly naive if you think this is the end of it.

I tried watching Riot Women on iPlayer and made it two episodes. I'll come back to it at some point though. Is Sally Wainwright capable of writing anything about northerners that isn't fucking miserable though?

"it was so busy while you were off" Oh no, did you actually have to do some work??? Must have been incredibly trying for you. I can't wait until you're all included in the end of year " congratulations for all your hard work " email 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Spent far too long laughing like a drain at this 😂

@tsmcl.bsky.social did a fantastic job sorting the back room out. You may recall the awful red carpet and 40 different wallpapers that were up before. Did all the work himself with me offering the occasional "oooh that's nice"

Absolutely thrilled to be back at work this morning. So thrilled in fact that I almost choked myself with my toothbrush because I was so excited 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 Anyways, #MCM and all that wank

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from star wars, star trek, doctor who or transformers.

Anyone fancy a big bowl of mince and tatties??

Was trying to play Xbox but this one decided she wanted to make biscuits so I stopped. Lazy cow fell asleep through her shift 😂😂😂

@ccshoreditch.bsky.social @andyduchess.bsky.social this how I imagine you two are at restaurants. You will not convince me otherwise 😂

God I love Indian mum's 😂😂😂😂

I'm sorry but it looks like she's been backed up for a week and was finally able to shit and now she's really happy about it.

Goodnight my loves x

Accurate 😢

A person I work with is super annoying in the most irritating way and asked my opinion on where they should start with Twin Peaks. I said they should watch the international pilot first.

Coming to a trendy London restaurant near you.

Brian Blessed as Prince Vultan That's it, that's the post 🥵

I would be making exactly the same noises 😂

Me, flirting

Ooooh the memories I have being off my nut to this one 😂 Still a fucking choooooon open.spotify.com/track/60hb5H...

Awww so cute 🥰🥰🥰

Chair was the ONLY funny one in snatch game. Jesus this episode is painful 🙄 #RPDRUK

Oldest selfie on my phone 😂 1982 I think

@theearlofpowys.bsky.social saw this and thought of you 😂😂😂

Can we now forget that awful Brannagh version exists? Del Toros version is the ultimate for me now. It was spectacular and if it doesn't get some award nods for set, costume and makeup design I will shit. It's made me very weepy and will stay with me for a while 10/10 BRAVO