@littlebime.bsky.social happy birthday.

Fucking hen weekends have found Sitges. It’s homophobic.

Good to see, at least within my bubble, people are disgusted that many MPs think it’s not only OK to drink during working hours but it should be subsidised too! What was the last job where it was acceptable to drink during the working day & what was it. I’ll start. Civil Servant (MAFF). 1996.

Weather iffy in Sitges and a flare up of autoimmune pains. I didn’t bring the stronger meds with me. 😫Anyway, lovely long afternoon nap and perhaps alcohol will help numb the pain #CocktailHour.

Been to a restaurant with a robot waiter. It kept running over and bumping into things.

This just came up from 11 years ago - I was 52 #Rude

@tsmcl.bsky.social happy birthday young man 😘

I’m being the healthier one.

Sitges is lovely tonight.

Look who you bump into in Sitges @beefmince.com

There was a civil defence warning test early this morning. I nearly reached orbit.

I’ve so had it with these idiots who say ‘They’re all the same and it’s not worth voting for any of them’. Have they ever looked at the manifestos and what some of them are actually saying. None are perfect but no they are not all the same and not voting does not mean we won’t have a government.

Village walk today.

I’ve been investing too much time thinking about the ‘Straight Acting Brotherhood’ since #QueeraLynn challenged them to a boxing match & they were brought up on a recent #LikeMindedFriends too. They remind me of the SM skit of SSA Mormons. Question: Do they ever have sex? Surely they’re all 🔝

I think it’s going to be one of those days. Went to do some work and produce a consolidated report. Download the file only to find the other reviewers the text hadn’t been included.

My watch tells me it’s ’international dance day’. Do 20 mins dance and win the badge. I feel an interpretive dance coming on.

I’ll just have breakfast and work out what to do. I’ve messaged my burly neighbour (who manages the rest of the land) to see if he has a beefier one I can borrow.

Bugger the new strimmer stopped working after this much. Not battery so may over heated

I need to get up and strim this part of the garden. I think that makes me butch today. The assistant is demanding payment up front. *I hope the 2 battery packs I have will last.

Do you like my big flowery one. #EverythingsADildoIfYouAreBraveEnough

Calls me louche for taking my meds with wine last night. He’s taken his morning ones with sparkling water. #PrissyQueen

She’s not a house cat OH says last night as he put her out for the second time. As soon as the front door was opened and she was fed.

I took my 20:00 ones with wine too. #louche

I’ve just been called louche because I took my 18:00 pills with wine. 😒

Perfect weather for an afternoon walk. 25C with a breeze.

Phew! Pleased we left the fridge with essential provisions #SundayClosing

Now relax.

OH has a habit of harassing me when we arrive, about things he thinks are important, while I’m trying to open up the house. Last night was if I needed to charge my watch (pass-ag way of asking if I had a charger). Ended up going to bed with the car & front door unlocked (the gate was locked).

¡Hola! Buenos días, él, ella, ellos y todas las cosas entre. Mi trabajo ha comenzado.

Well she wanted to be the first one in.

Packed flight but all Spanish so we had no queue at immigration.

Now they’ve found a crew I guess we might head to Barcelona. Nap time I think.

Y allá vamos. Viajando a Cataluña

Birthday twin AND actual twin?

Feliç dia de Sant Jordi/Feliz día de San Jorge 🌹📚

This looks suitable for us arriving at the weekend. Sitges is a little cooler but I’m sure the 🐻s will heat it up.

Better get up as today is my second day of work this week and I’ve a meeting at 09:30.

That’s summer ‘26 antihistamines arrived. (£4.99 on Amazon).

Civic duty done. Must remember to post it now.

Powers restored. Barber and I had to come to a compromise how much he’d take off the beard. I happy with it.

England is giving this man access to some of its citizens most sensitive personal data. Are you crazy? www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

I was thinking about the underwhelming reception Madonna got from the Gen Z crowd at Coachella (and the absolutely hissy fit the elder gheys are having on SM). But the songs were 36 & 37 years old. That’d be like Doris Day (top song of 1954) or Vera Lynn (top song of 1952) playing to us.

I’ve got back to Scotland just in time. He’s ran out of bread, milk and scones.

The lungs on her. Fabulous song. music.apple.com/gb/album/nac...

Boarded and a major beard trim booked for tomorrow.

The randomness of EasyJet asking for ID on an internal flight. When I get my driving license out they never want it. When I don’t both they do.

Heading home

Some cünt slagging off the event this weekend. He struts in Saturday night and no one pays much attention too him. He bad mouths one of the organisers, within earshot, who handed him his arse. He then goes on FB to do the same only to be called out again so he turns off comments. ❄️❄️❄️

Where have the last 40 years gone. We are back fighting the same fights. Party Prides feel a bit hollow this year.

@travelbokke.bsky.social I hear it’s balloon day 😘