“Chapter twelve: The weight of sixty thousand fans on my shoulders… …and I was crushed to death by a poorly-worded metaphor.” #NationalYearOfReading

Why does it look like Rachel Reeves is officiating a wedding between Keir Starmer and Gordon Brown

Yeah – no more Tories! Other than Danny Kruger, Suella Braverman, Lee Anderson, Robert Jenrick, Nadine Dories, Sarah Pochin, Andrea Jenkyns, Jonathan Gullis, Jake Berry, Andrew Rosindell, Peter Bone…

And I there I was expecting the resignations to start on Monday 😂

It’s a bit sobering to see a photo of British Social History from The Olden Days and then think, “Hang on, those boys would be my age.”

Reform truly is a broad church - there’s a place for you if you hate refugees or you want to make life harder for children with needs

Bumped into Chris Mason, I see.

A little perspective. Which you won’t get from the media. Note that only England had local elections: Scotland & Wales had full parliamentary elections. #UK #England #Localelections

These numbers are encouraging, but I’m still saddened by the knowledge that there are a large number of English people who will vote for Nazis, and the media celebrates them.

How about this as some headlines: *Reform went backwards on last year *Results in line with their falling poll score *They underperformed their polls in Scotland *If this had been a General, they wouldn't have won a majority even when the govt is phenomenally unpopular Bit of a different story?

They're talking about "the history books" on BBC news now.

Looks like Archie the Inventor's Wario.

Save this image, it's going to become increasingly politically relevant in England over the next couple of years.

Dr. Janina Ramirez posted this on her Instagram and it looks like they're about to get stuck in to a bag of cans and a bottle of Bucky #Attenborough

There it is

This would be national news if he’d been elected as a Green. Because he’s Reform UK, it will be ignored by most of those who claim to be outraged by antisemitism. www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpo...

BREAKING: First Ever Green Mayor Win 🎉 Zoë Garbett has been elected Mayor of Hackney – huge congratulations!

MEGA (Make England Great Again) is rising and it should frighten us all. From Farage Camps to Local Election results everything is going Reform's angry way and Britain's decent majority need to step up now. Inaction is no longer an option. Me for @noosphere.app www.noosphere.app/farage-camps...

Somebody is microwaving fish in this staff room. How’s your Friday going?

I am so sick of voting AGAINST parties. I want to vote FOR something.

Thought other politicians just hated Mamdami's guts so much because of racism, but he seems to be setting the kind of standards they Really don't want to meet so maybe he scares the shit out of them because he's showing everyone how easy it would be to actually do their damn jobs

Trump telling the world that he believes his own supporters are idiots.

Why are they all so afraid of Trump? They can’t *all* be in the Epstein files, surely?

So Reform’s campaign was “We will literally build concentration camps,” and the British people said, “Wow, yes please.” That’s very depressing.

this is really heartwarming. two men exchanging symbolic tokens of things the other has no interest in (football, peace)

I should be working, and yet...

If you really want change, maybe don't vote for a rich twat in yellow trousers standing on a street he could afford to buy from the change out of his last handout from a billionaire.

Curse of Private Equity Modella Capital to close up to 150 former WHSmith shops. Business model: high debt, asset-stripping, staff/wage cuts, restructuring to avoid paying unsecured creditors, little/no long-term commitment. Same owners gutted Claire's, The Original Factory Shop, Hobbycraft.

Reform voters seem to have the intellectual capacity of a boiled potato.

They've just, very conspicuously & explicitly, officially launched the policy: "Build concentration camps, to deport millions, in places where we don't like the people" The racism & the hatred are their own, self proclaimed purpose.

Reform = Corrupt

‘ICE agents storm Disney cruise’ - Not a Verhoeven movie

It happened again. The most corrupt administration in history.

A Reform UK candidate sent messages mocking disabled residents as “ponces of society,” "lazy c****" and "skanks" with “made up ailments" while mocking their appearance. He boasted to one recipient that reporting his conduct to the party would be ineffective because he is “a board member for Reform"

You know when Kim Il Sung died he was declared the Eternal President of North Korea and isn't technically considered to have died? Yeah.

After Ernie left, Bert’s life became an amphetamine-fueled whirlwind of after-hours parties, drunken Grindr hook-ups, and multiple arrests for public indecency, finally ending in a stay at the Betty Ford Clinic for “exhaustion” and his membership in the Church of Scientology.

He’s gone from Romana to K9.

The British media

Well, now we know who spread the first computer virus. Dirty dirty Dawkins.

NEW | On the media assault against the Greens and one person in particular… POLANSKI IS PAINTED AS A MONSTER WHILE FARAGE ESCAPES PROPER SCRUTINY The same old playbook is in action. brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/polanski-i...

Today, I am visiting England’s dullest theme park…

Us, sobbing: please grandad, stop telling everyone that you believe you brought your imaginary girlfriend to life Richard Dawkins: INFLATABLE INGRID AND I ARE VERY MUCH IN LOVE, SHE WANTS YOU TO CALL HER "INFLATABLE NANNA"

"and somehow, this AI knows that what I have typed is correct"

Britain's broadcast media boasts of its strict adherence to impartiality rules. Mentions per MP. LibDems: 645 Tories: 5,116 Greens: 7,763 Labour (the actual govt): 27,438 Reform: 70,732 Anyone surprised they're ahead? bebroadcast.co.uk/politics-who...

Kamikaze dolphins Sharks with laser beams Torpedo turtles Exploding lobsters Crab grenades Whale rockets Whelk bombers Mined porpoises Cod with night vision Robo-prawns Octopus stink bombs Turbo eels Mecha-squid

Have a look at what all the big UK press outlets are covering instead of this. They are complicit.

Reform UK are refusing to explain why Nigel Farage posed for a "Christmas drink" with far-right activists, some of whom took part in a violent attack at a church. One of the men pictured with Farage was convicted of assault by beating last month, after storming an anti-racism meeting at the church