"The scorpion is a close personal friend of mine & only wants the best for the frog..."

New episode of 'Is It Cake?' just dropped.

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Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers

joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this

Charles Dickens wrote 'A Christmas Carol' after being appalled by the harsh working conditions & slum dwellings for Muppets in Victorian London.

Charles Dickens wrote 'A Christmas Carol' after being appalled by the harsh working conditions & slum dwellings for Muppets in Victorian London.

Parisot (the Director) tells a story about how Tim Allen just started crying after a scene one day "I don't like these feelings i'm having." Says Tim. "I'm going back to my trailor" and walks off. There's silence for a second. "Oh my god." Says Rickman. "I think Tim just experienced acting."

Can confirm, heard this in the car followed by host saying: "Oh well, was worth a guess." Might be angry about this for decades...

He's making a list A list actors include Tom Cruise & Brad Pitt He's checking it twice Twice checking repetition for nice Santa Claus is coming to see Big mistake using Chat GPT

Maybe I have judged 2025 too harshly... 👏👏👏

oomf who is a librarian had to take down the David Walliams poster at work today and said it felt like pulling down the big Saddam Hussein statue in Baghdad in 2003

Semi-regular ACL Injury operation update. Is it recovery week 13 or 14? Good sign I am now slightly losing track. He is up to ten minutes a day off the lead. Full mobility & the pooch's stick skills are...undiminished!

OUT NOW A #BrokenVeil ghost story for Christmas. Rosie Cavaliero and Carrie Quinlan in TOND pod.link/1745494718/e...

Come all ye faithless...🎼🎼🎼 Our Christmas issue of The Eye on sale now

Boom!

Astonished at the number of creative intelligent discerning people who casually use “I asked Chat GPT” when talking about their daily lives. AI is bad, the work of bad people, who hate you, normalised with bad intent. You wouldn’t say “I wrote to the Daily Mail” I wish people had more shame.

"There's just no money in the industry at the moment"

Can't wait for Robin Ince to get as many column inches in the national press over his actual establishment silencing due to his stance on lgbt+ rights as phobes get over their former friends not wanting to hang out so much any more

Now have The Cure singing 'Yule Cats' in my head and actually...its pretty great.

Please may we culturally appropriate the Icelandic Christmas Cat?

When I heard that Disney did a deal with openAI my first thought was “goofy is going to suck so much dick”

Weekend at Saint Bernie's

How many years does liking this gets you banned from King Tango's 'free speech' America?

Weekend at Saint Bernie's

Good to see Labour continuing its winning strategy of sounding quite like Reform meaning that even more people decide it must be alright for them to vote Reform.

If you have not seen Sinners it is a heart stopping wild ride cinematic masterpiece

So I have to kill her first?

Ryan Coogler explains why he declined the invitation to join the Academy www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/m...

There is not a pit deep enough to bury this wrong opinion in...

How many days is it before the Epstein Files have to be released in full...

From the Private Eye Annual 2025… Out Now! ➡️ private-eye.co.uk/books/annual

I know Starmer is King Tango's footstool & why, but if Starmer doesn't condemn Trump's racist rant against Sadiq Khan & his disgusting lies about London he has no business being Prime Minister

Could be just me, but getting a sneaking suspicion that letting crazed tech billionaires who detest humanity run the world might not have been a great idea

The Parking Lot Lawyer FINALLY figured out she wasn’t welcome. And PS: This is a complete and total surrender by Habba.

Oh do fuck off normalising Farage/Musk rhetoric demonising immigrants IT WILL NOT END WELL...

Desk Christmas decorations are up

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

These far right 'free speech' absolutists sure love places where there's no free speech at all.

How sad, unhinged & narcissistic do you have to be to make FIFA invent a 'peace prize' to give you

this story isn’t going away www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Here you go www.dailymotion.com/video/xflqt2

Never have I been so thankful for 'legal problems'

I cannot offer you a big Black Friday deal (though if my inbox is anything to go by, nobody can - up to 20% off, ooh) but my forthcoming book has a small discount and a pre-order hugely helps with it getting stocked come release day🙏 uk.bookshop.org/p/books/get-...

Pooch recovery diary - week 12. All clear from the Vet for first time off the lead since his knee op (just for 5 minutes daily to start) No skills have been lost

lol

👏👏👏 Also this was my mum's FAVOURITE conspiracy theory