Apart from Morgan McSweeney calling everything wrong In Downing Street from Day 1, what is it about his genius that means Starmer has to keep him at all costs?

💯 And you know they don’t live here. ‘London is Fallen’. What utter bollocks. Nods in total agreement from W12

I'm not sure if others have noticed this, but interesting that one of the Prescott criticisms of the BBC is based on those of the 'History Reclaimed' group, which is also associated with the 'Restore Trust' group's attacks on & so far unsuccessful attempts to take control of the National Trust. 1/3

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“Please open the school gates Hal” - I’m afraid I can’t do that until you reach 372% attendance

Many are planning to sue ICE. Good.

Paid a Colombian tea grower $1,500 for a shipment. Got billed $150 by the Trump administration at the border. *I* got billed. Not the tea growers. Not the Colombian government. Me. The American business owner. I paid the Trump tax.

Very odd the way the BBC doesn’t just agree that the people online who hate it more than life itself to simply not exist anymore. Inexplicable really.

If only there was someone they could call about this…

Very odd the way the BBC doesn’t just agree that the people online who hate it more than life itself to simply not exist anymore. Inexplicable really.

As expected one story dominating the front pages today

Good. Whatever it is I’ll be doing the opposite

Nothing is impossible if you’re prepared to put yourself out there… This woman killed 11m people today. What have you done?

Terrific person and makes brilliant things 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

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How many great shows have they hidden from prying eyes 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

Once you get it into your head watching ‘Frankenstein’ that Oscar Issac is Rufus Sewell playing Marty Feldman it’s hard to get it out again

👏👏👏 Pluribus is wonderful by the way. Strange & compelling, deeply personal & epic. Rhea Seahorn reliably great. Fuck off happiness! My new favourite telly show

Keep thinking I can’t hate AI any more. Always wrong The pain of losing someone to suicide is a uniquely cruel horror. Fuck you Open AI. Fuck you ChatGPT. Sickening.

More of this please 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

The nation today trying to avoid finding out who wins ‘Celebrity Traitors’ tonight after the final ep was accidentally aired early in Canada

What to do if your copy of Private Eye won't open… From the new Private Eye, out now.

Since when did it become a nail bar & waxing clinic?

Such a mystery who’ll receive this craven sycophantic honour. ‘The FIFA Peace Award’ sounds like a long lost Monty Python sketch

I aspire to writing satire this perfect

Since when did it become a nail bar & waxing clinic?

The John Lewis Xmas ad feels very Adolescence. At their best when they have a creepy undertone. (The Box one from Twitter glory days my favourite still)

‘Edge of Darkness’ is a masterclass in TV screenwriting. If you want to be the best screenwriter you can be it’s worth learning from the best in the business. Like any brilliant drama its themes are as prescient now as when it first aired. #ScriptSkyUK #ScriptSky #TVdrama

Weird movies you stumble on the streamers - Prime has ‘The Odd Job’, a very strange not very funny Graham Chapman penned & starring 70s comedy. I remember Palin mentioning the movie in his diaries (as not being very good)

He’s Tolkien shit again

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Camilla’s side hustle selling homemade batik candles on Vinted?

We’re at the point of our politics where parties have to ‘clarify’ they won’t be deporting people legally settled in Britain (like me) Politics pivot to racism quite something.

2011 - 2025. You gotta play the long game but eventually the world catches up New issue of The Eye on sale now

2011 - 2025. You gotta play the long game but eventually the world catches up New issue of The Eye on sale now

Trump threatens to replace US economy with China’s if it doesn’t achieve this

Can we please just fucking stop debating whether blatantly horrible racist things are racist or not? Everyone knows they’re racist, even the nasty arseholes who say them. If you need to fill your 24/7 channels, stick on some cartoons or something. People are getting hurt by this culture of evil.

#RIP Prunella Scales. Photo by John Deakin, 1964.

Just seen a black person in a telly advert, but I put on my big boy pants on & was brave & in 29seconds he went away. Phew! Still a bit shaken up but think I’m going to be alright and…OH MY GOD THERE’S ANOTHER ONE!!!

Nice seeing Rubio there contemplating if selling his soul was worth it as King Tango racists his way through life

‘Richard The Third drama payout for misrepresentation of central character.’ Excellent! About time smug pants Shakespeare was taken down a peg or two

Oh my god did not expect it to get dark this early exactly as it does at this time every year when the clocks go back

Racism becoming mainstream UK politics is wild. So the black people in adverts are illegal migrants???

I found a capybara pebble🤎

Comic con today included trying to explain the concept of a rom com to a Dalek

For those of you missing the Pooch & his stick updates. 7 weeks since leg op he’s living his best Sunday morning life (injured one on display) Recovery bang on schedule so far - we’re up to 3 x 15/20 min daily walks on the short lead. XRay at week 8 will tell us more. He remains a very good boy.