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Did someone say it was Bevereginos time

Has Elon bought BlueSky?

Artemis splashes down From the new Private Eye, out now.

Can the JD Vance humiliation world tour possibly get any worse... Is the Pope a Catholic?

Flagship Freeport Teesside gives up on “customs zone” that behind the policy in the first place as if falls into financial disarray - and more on scandalous shake down of a local company to extract millions for the businessmen controlling it. Details in current @privateeyenews.bsky.social.

Can the JD Vance humiliation world tour possibly get any worse... Is the Pope a Catholic?

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Of all Vance's shitty non achievements giving the Catholic Church...THE CATHOLIC CHURCH...the moral high ground is the pinnacle of his shitness

At least they got to meet Andrew

New gay Rom Com plot just dropped

Was it Doctor Trump?

Here's the conclusion of my free newsletter going out tomorrow, on the dangerous rhetoric spread by Sam Altman, Dario Amodei and Demis Hassabis. wheresyoured.at

The Epstein Files are now distracting people from the war that was distracting people from the Epstein Files.

In a packed @privateeyenews.bsky.social In the Money section this issue - more cash in circulation when legitimate use falling - wonder why?; the fall of Macquarie-backed NCP; Farage’s new mate’s dubious Covid loan; the towering cronyism of “Manchesterism” 1/2

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Never been more sure it’s a publicity stunt

It's very funny that the bunny naturally has a "what on Earth have I done" expression.

That bunny thinking "Shit, am I replacing Bondi or Hegseth..."

That bunny thinking "Shit, am I replacing Bondi or Hegseth..."

Peace talks latest From the latest Private Eye, out now.

He makes me want to do the same

'Flanked by the Easter Bunny...' It's a step up from Hegseth I suppose.

I'll see this & raise it with very average sort of bloke walking his lovely dog (a samoyed I think) in local park necking a corona at 8.30am this morn

I'd hide there for a bit if I were you

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The leader of the Reform Party and prospective future Prime Minister has decided it is no longer appropriate to say on camera whatever someone asks you to say in return for a surprisingly small amount of money. From the new Private Eye, out now.

Know someone in the writers room on this & they are setting up an AWESOME twist for the opening of S2 #nospoilers

ARTEMIS II ASTRONAUT: I look down upon Planet Earth in wonder, awestruck by its majesty & of a humanity without borders. TRUMP/HEGSETH: Bomb that shithole back into the Stone Age.

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Bonus Pooch Easter stick edition! Feels a long time since I posted one. His full recovery from his knee op has been the best news.

Debase yourself for Trump. Destroy whatever standing in life you had. Lie for him & lie & lie & lie & lie more until your whole life is lies. Your reward? King Tango throws you under the bus. Hegseth next 🥃🥃🥃

Warwickshire Reform teen leader George Finch narrowly survived a no-confidence vote (26 for, 27 against, two abstentions) but was publicly rebuked in a meeting for discussing staff redundancies with his deputy Stephen Shaw – within earshot of staff. Shaw denied the claims. 🧵1/2

Dubai’s top British influencers have been fulsome in their praise for the UAE Government as the Iran war continues. Speaking from jail, one said, “They quite rightly locked me up for tweeting a video of a drone blowing up my apartment.” From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

"Boldly going where no man has gone before..."

That dog REALLY hoping Kristy Noam doesn't come home unexpectedly early

Matt Goodwin has been caught using AI and making up quotes in his new book. But as John F. Kennedy famously said: "Ask not what your ChatGPT can do for you, ask what you can do for your ChatGPT. Also IT'S PRIVATE EYE WEEK. New edition in shops and with subscribers from Wednesday."

The new director-general of the BBC has got off to a promising start with an immediate scandal involving a high profile presenter landing in his in-tray before he’s even sat down at his desk. From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

'The ghost of Terry Wogan' hotly tipped!

Trump’s Easter message of hope The new Private Eye is out now.

April Fools getting all psyched for its big day & the news going it's alright this year mate, we got this.

Least we've located a flake

'Avalon comedian' surely???

Covers meet in the morning... Re-pitching this one.

Nice to have an extra 90mins of light to enjoy the rain & howling winds

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'DIck Pantis'. Err...yeah, sure

Why is Rowley Birkin QC accepting his award?

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Number crunching: Compensation to (unconvicted) victims of the Post Office scandal v compensation paid to Peter Mandelson on being sacked as US ambassador. From the new Private Eye, out now.