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ENTIRE WORLD: Nigel Farage has completely humiliated himself & now has to spend the next month campaigning against a man with a bin on his head CHRIS MASON:

Well, that's helpful. *sideways look* This is why we must NEVER bring back the death penalty. Posthumous pardons are a nice enough gesture, but they don't bring the poor bugger back.

Farage feels the heat The new Private Eye is out now.

Farage's spirit animal this morning when he sees the by-election is just him vs Binface

Hate if when you travel all the way to New York for a posh wedding & the bride is all sniffy about my toaster wedding gift. Four grills & an adjustable 'from frozen' setting FFS! Apparently Jeff Bezos got them a private Island.

BBC 2 should screen it at 6.30am before the catch up broadcast 😉

One of the greatest comedy episodes/series ever.

He's definitely belting out a power ballad...'Living on a Prayer' or 'I Can't Fight This Feeling anymore'

The BBC are screening a no spoilers broadcast of the England v Mexico game at 7am Monday morning.

Sarah Wynn-Williams, NZ-born author of Careless People, sues Meta over its attempts to silence her. The ex-director of public policy at Facebook claims the tech giant’s gagging order, which blocks her from speaking about the company or promoting her book, is “improper and unlawful”

Best thing you can do is buy Sarah's book. It is all the more chilling as Sarah believed (as many did in the early days) that Facebook/Meta could be a force for good. It is brilliant & even more chilling & timely with every passing AI infested Meta day.

Read this book That is all

‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios

Some amazing quotes in this article about how Ford replaced hundreds of engineers with AI, which broke a bunch of shit causing billions in damage and forcing them to rehire those people. www.the-independent.com/tech/ford-ai...

Trump: Pouring bleach into the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool… That’ll stop it getting Covid! New Private Eye on shelves now.

It's always the people you least suspect...

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"How dare you plagiarise my plagiarism machine" is the new "No fighting in the war room"

The King and Queen will not move into Buckingham Palace after its £369m refurbishment, it has been ‘revealed’ in the papers today. No surprise to Private Eye readers, as back in 2022 Flunkey reported that Brian’s preference was to stay at Clarence House. Stay ahead of the news; buy the Eye.

We never listened to the warnings being presented to us of extreme European wearher

Exclusive to all right-wing papers: It’s clear that Andy Burnham has been a complete failure as Prime Minister, although he hasn’t technically taken up the role yet. From the new Private Eye, out now.

We never listened to the warnings being presented to us of extreme European wearher

Wonder who wrote this! Go buy the mag or subscribe! There's a good summer deal offer right now!

A record other desperate governments would’ve boasted about and survived on. Instead: one last U-turn. Having spent days briefing that he’d fight on, Keir Starmer then did what Keir Starmer does. ➡️ Watch Page 94, the Private Eye podcast: www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1Xj...

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Celebrate ten years of freedom and sovereignty with the Brexit Benefit Loo Roll From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

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Britain sheds a Keir (surely tear? Ed) The new Private Eye is out now.

Anti-Brexit activist Steve Bray has been criticised for making a racket during Starmer’s resignation speech yesterday. Perhaps there was one message he could have shouted that people would have been more amenable to: IT’S PRIVATE EYE WEEK! New edition in shops and with subscribers from Wednesday.

America is the dumbest dystopia

Research confirms that the more skilled professionals like doctors and software engineers rely on AI, the more their skills degrade. www.nature.com/articles/d41...

“You saw a what? A Stephen Hawking quote? Nice one. Where was that, then - in a university or a museum or something?” “Sort of…”

Dead Again is on Netflix: the craziest 90s movie??? Hitchcock meets clinically insane. Branagh more Woody Allen-ish than in his actual Proxy Woody movie. Everyone's performances ratcheted up to 12. Andy Garcia's 'old man' make up??? The ending??? Just...what??? Perfect fever dream heatwave movie.

Our new episode. We got up early Friday morning to magically add some very topical bits to our Thursday night record. Really good funny nonsense

This book is so essential! Christina is the best. As was said in a speech at her book launch - "Death is having a moment." Take that three quarter length pleated skirts!

Had to make a tube journey I don't usually take the other day (Borough to Sloane Square). Put the journey into Google & the AI spat out some insane crap with seven changes (it was one change) This dumb AI slop being forced on us so some evil billionaires can become evil trillionaires.

Never fails to miss.

This is three members of The Sopranos cast in one suit

Explaining to foreigners the winner of this contest gets to be Prime Minister

Prototype Stonehenge discovered three miles away by this legend... How I want my British archaeologists to look, two thirds James May, one third Indiana Jones

Note how it says 'add to basket' and not 'preorder'. That's because it's out today! 🎉 geni.us/getaheadofbe...

The media landscape has never been more challenging, so in response the BBC must punch itself repeatedly in the face until it bleeds.

Those five reasons most people are not saving enough for a pension in full From the latest Private Eye, out now.

Well, that was a fucking ride.

Celebrating the glorious victory of defeat

At height of their late 90s fame stood on Sporty Spice's foot in a New York hotel.

Mrs Mainwearing... These costumed superheroes don't like it up them!

So pleased for his parents. No more sleepless nights worrying if he'd get in.

Parental expectations