Sharp intake of breath when you come round a corner and see how much of Grenfell has come down... And how much justice done nearly 9 years in? None.

Blog post, catching you up on what I've been up to this past five weeks.

Err Gen Z - this is when you 'Mogg' someone in the UK...👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

Peak Accidental Partridge 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

Such a crappy wet morning in London so here's some bonus Pooch stick action from earlier in the month (5 months on from his ACL op not quite managing the downhill run at the Winter Olympics, but doing really good)

Here’s this week’s Better Offline monologue. I walk you through why Matt Shumer’s “Something Big Is Coming” is deceptive misinformation peddled by a grifter, and why everybody who boosted or republished it should be ashamed of themselves. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b... Linktr.ee/betteroffline

It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

If you want out of a relationship but don't want to be the one doing the dumping, you can still get your partner a Gregg Wallace Valentines message on Cameo

Err Gen Z - this is when you 'Mogg' someone in the UK...👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

Be prepared to be shocked, his claim is... BOLLOCKS

More going on in 11 words than most novels manage in 250pgs

If you want out of a relationship but don't want to be the one doing the dumping, you can still get your partner a Gregg Wallace Valentines message on Cameo

This is so embarrassing. The cartel drones Pam Bondi was sounding the alarm about during the hearing turned out to be… party balloons. This administration is so incompetent.

This is 💯. Love Ed's blast of righteous anger at this bullshit 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well

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Classic non-apology apology - 'sorry you didn't understand what I really meant...oh, and I'm still right.' Must have been a busy old day for his Comms team drafting that.

Ed's 'vibe-reporting' term uppermost in my mind this morning listening to BBC R4 Today piece warning that AI is definitely about to wipe out all jobs forever based on...umm...Anthropic says it might. He keeps me sane. His Podcast is 💯

Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

Making use of all this endless rain by solving a series of grisly murders based on the se7en deadly sins with Morgan Freeman.

You'll be telling me next the person who said Peter Mandelson was the perfect person to be US Ambassador should never have been appointed

Left: Nigel Farage calls for an end to working from home Right: Nigel Farage's Reform UK advertising a job which is working form home

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Just Fancy That! Sam Altman on ads in ChatGPT. From the new Private Eye, out now.

The Epstein Papers From the Private Eye archive. Issue 1615, January 2024.

Has Mandelson learnt anything at all from the reaction to his inclusion in the latest files relating to paedophile sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein? No. Ian Hislop, editor of Private Eye, appeared on Tonight with Andrew Marr to discuss how Mandelson has sought, at every turn, to brazen out the crisis

Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?

Turn on the Winter Olympics & first reaction is 'What the Actual Fuck are you people doing!!!???' (Big Air) Incredible.

This was R4 8am news. The online coverage is spot on 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

Can see why Trump hated it

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

Just beyond parody at this point

Off topic slightly but Ronnie Barker would have made a cracking Wolverine

Had someone today when walking the pooch to the local park on an ebike doing I would guess was 25-30mph through a red light... This is madness, right?

The whole article is repulsive but this passage is at the core of it. She has no interest in writing books, she wants to win some kind of competition that nobody entered

Melania: The Movie From the new Private Eye, out now.

Reform UK are seeking to fob off blame for their illegal leaflet on a printer error. That won’t stand up with the police - responsibility for making sure the law is followed lies with the party commissioning and distributing the leaflets.

"Don't worry about being on a streamer your Majesty, they'll take great care where your film is placed..."

Email in the Epstein Files belies Reform UK treasurer Nick Candy’s account of the tax-efficient structuring of his and brother Christian’s One Hyde Park Development - an account given to HMRC and in court. Story in new @privateeyenews.bsky.social, In the Money section.

"Don't worry about being on a streamer your Majesty, they'll take great care where your film is placed..."

From The Eye, obvs.... Our new issue on sale now!

This is so well done on the show...classic Muppet Show sketch. Miss Piggy & Sabrina Carpenter rock!

the perils of being a commentator

Muppet Show reboot is proper lovely fun.

I knew he was friends with a notorious jailed paedophile but not that he was good friends

No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition. Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...

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sabrina carpenter singing islands in the stream w the muppets has healed me in ways i did not know i needed