Getting behind #England tonight. Felines On A Shirt

You've had ten years. Sit down and shut the fuck up. Brexit doesn't work and never can work.

Don't leave your kids with me. They'll develop a life long love of punk and rock music and a vocabulary generously peppered with profanity. They'll also hate McDonalds so that's actually a bonus.

@stevemaythe1st.bsky.social Got the absolute bellend who was Kevin inked. Thank you.

YOOOO,,, Georgia Bulldogs Women’s Tennis,,, y’all should be front and center for your celebration. I gots a spot for your team in our SHE Weekend Parade in Vegas in July. I’ll put y’all front and center to kick off the parade,!!

More Brexit benefits coming on the 20th April .. the ELO..you need a EU vat no - and ideally an account with the French douane . Along with ESS for uk passports . And customs. And ICS2 . Just to cross ..

Why isn't @nivenj1.bsky.social sharing Masters thoughts here?

10-11 years ago, Monster by @paulmiro.bsky.social Had never seen him or heard his stuff before and he was live in Manchester. Rapidly bought his entire back catalogue and pretty much everything since. The Simombré opus is genius.

Only 6 tickets left for tonight’s show, so it’s unlikely there will be any availability on the door tonight. #stockport #comedy

Sad news from Ginger Wildheart today following his recent diagnosis of Mantle Cell Lymphoma. Been listening to his music and going to his shows since the very early 90's. He'll leave behind one hell of musical legacy.

When I shouted to Zack "Autoglass Repair" he didn't respond.

How do you feel about piano based pop/rock songs? soundcloud.com/user-2750565... www.youtube.com/@WillieDowli... open.spotify.com/album/5yOGU3... williedowlingmusic.bandcamp.com/album/the-si...

Matt Goodwin’s campaign: Britain First (checks notes… Israel First) and please vote for me so Starmer loses his job. Hannah Spencer’s campaign: NHS, housing, transport, cost of living. Boring. Also known as reality.

The same Hamish who advocted National Service as repayment for furlough, overlooking the fact that anyone eligible for National Service wouldn't have been old enough to receive furlough payments? No idea, indeed...

"Hamish de Bretron-Gordon." Clearly a champion of the people. Join.greenparty.org.uk

Enormous thanks again, to @stevemaythe1st.bsky.social who captured Kevin the Dog beautifully before his old age finally took over his juvenile innocence and idiocy this weekend gone. There's a very real chance this will become a tattoo. RIP Kevin, ye big furry bellend.

UK importers, you can check if import duty (tariffs) apply and at what percentage here. Also remember, duty is charged on the price of goods plus shipping. VAT is then charged on top of that total. www.trade-tariff.service.gov.uk/find_commodity

Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.

✅ @icegov.bsky.social has been verified by @bsky.app.

Had some v nice compliments recently including multiple people saying they can hear The Cure, Bjork, Smashing Pumpkins, Killing Joke and Sonic Youth in our music. These are all huge influences but we hope we have our own sound too. Death On Our Side comes out on Weds 21 Jan

I will repeat.

Mark: Hey Phil, why did you take an instant dislike to my girlfriend? Phil: To save time.

@ultraxine.bsky.social Well hello there!

Why, in this age of technology and Internet of Things, does an Outlook message give you warnings about attachments but hair trimmers don't? I have no hair.

I had great fun immortalising Kevin the dog!

An absolutely huge thank you to @stevemaythe1st.bsky.social who, armed with two pictures and a brief of "This is Kevin. He's a right bellend who loves barmaids, beer and boobs" has created this. I fucking love it! Thanks Steve!

Having illustrated the problem of X ignoring its legal duties, I want to build an effective coalition for intervention. If you are or know people on X receiving racist abuse, rape threats, I would welcome receipts of one rejected attempt to report to the platform an indefensible case

The ECHR exists to protect you from people who want to leave it.

My brand new Sinombré single, Never Again, is now available to stream/download over on Bandcamp! paulmiro.bandcamp.com/track/never-...

Seems the dumb and dangerous and tragic Swallowed a delusion Sold by braggarts and loudmouthed buffoons. Rustled up a faded flag like magic, Fed us an illusion, Half the masses dancing to their tune.

Fucking awesome. With a few blasts of red spray paint you can turn the English flag into the Dead Kennedys logo As the band said: Nazi punks, fuck off!

My “FUCK ICE!” playlist available now on Spotify! A rocking little soundtrack to enjoy while you drive those bastards out of your neighborhood! #DefendLA #Defend (YourCityHere) open.spotify.com/playlist/5M4...

"That old thing? no it's not plugged in.."

Bought a little barbecue/grill thing so I can treat the barstaff to food without heating my apartment to 35c. Overheard telling staff: "I once chartered an Antonov-124, the worlds largest cargo aircraft at the time, and that was less complicated than assembling this cunt"

Me: *block account* *show less like this* *block account* *show less like this* *refresh* Bsky: Here's a load more of that stuff you blocked and want to see less of Repeat ad infinitum

We always hoped they were kidding Waiting for the big blowdown We know the shadows so well Doing your enemy’s bidding Heading for the big showdown. It never changes #Stopthewar

Given his spiralling drug habit, physical coordination of shopping trolley & a predilection for vehicles that explode, never has the instruction ‘Make it look like an accident’ been more redundant. If he’s found folded into a vending machine with a machete in his neck you’d think ‘Yep, that tracks’.

I knew it….

Hope anyone in need or homeless sees this

"I am prepared to wait until you bring food" #Foxoftheday #Fox #Nature

Utterly unglued.

You're on public transport and someone is rudely playing music/TikTok on their phone without headphones/earbuds. You've got Mr. Robot/Person of Interest tech ability to BlueJack them. What do you hijack them with to make sure they turn their phone off and never do it again?

Welcome Sioni, the latest Welsh Collie to join my parents household. Probably going to be as much of a deranged bellend as the other three. #DogsofBluesky

You've all seen wind turbines, but did you ever stop to think about how blades the length of a football pitch get to the final destaination? Here's how.

Hey @bsky.app Any chance you can sort your algorithim out? I think it's great there's content for everyone here, but never have I shown any interest in sexualised anime, big hairy gay guys in their tighty-whities or cats yet my "Discover" feed is full of them. Show Less/Block does not work.

Charismatic fox in my Dad's back garden in #Stockport Possibly having an adverse reaction to the Asda cocktail sausages he feeds them. #foxoftheday

Prescient. @mrjimbob.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Absolutely. But also making snakebite from Merrydown cider and Special Brew.

One of those deaths head hawk moths perhaps?