The snow is settling in South London.

If there are no china cups or plates, because of Christmas, should the cafe charge eat in prices? Phone in, on 555 1234567

Me talking balls on Substack. open.substack.com/pub/mrjimbob...

My 3 favorite books read in 2025, with big thanks to @percivaleverett.bsky.social @mrjimbob.bsky.social @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social for their entertaining words of wisdom. shepherd.com/bboy/2025/f/...

We do love Robin.

This is nice. Thank you very much.

Good Bunny. Definitely Good Bunny.

Maybe no one heard me, 20% off sale on happytoast.co.uk today and all weekend. Hell, I'll include commissions in that too.

It’s ace @muteelephant.bsky.social gig promoter Grant’s birthday today. If you want to get him the perfect gift, he’s made this handy wish list.

I know it’s technically correct but nobody says ‘Sex Pistols’ without the the.

Sunday substack open.substack.com/pub/mrjimbob...

In case you missed it. Live acoustic, sweary ‘Cull’ from last month…

Love you Leeds.

The furniture are in charge. This is serious.

I was on the bus going past my local Sainsbury’s and was alarmed to see a flag protest taking place. And then I saw a child gently laying a wreath on the ground and realised it was Remembrance Sunday.

Brilliant film.

And not everyone is Michael Parkinson.

I’ve been listening to a lot of different interview podcasts recently and have concluded not everyone in show business is a raconteur.

Loved this. On the iPlayer

When does the Epstein Memorial Ballroom open?

Sad news about Dave Ball youtu.be/lbC4yxjydUc

The British do love an argument.

What to expect from a live Jim Bob show. Short thread. 1. Incredible 6-piece band (including Jim Bob) 2. Solo Jim Bob songs 3. Carter USM songs 4. Dancing 5. Swearing 6. Live slandering of somebody famous

What a time to be alive.

I used to go to school with a Byng Place.

When was Jeffrey Epstein prime minister? I’m so out of touch.

JIM BOB – MARCH TOUR UPDATE Interrobang? will be joining me on all March dates as special guests. Boom! ✊🪩

Why hasn’t anyone written a song about the Windsor Castle Trump Banquet? They have. Me. Brand new song. ‘Not Your President Not My King’. Watch, share, like, or cancel me. (Contains swear words) Full video here. youtu.be/JKC_9v6y7-U

"The vibe is Masterchef for c*nts.." 🤣 Poignant lyrical genius present and correct from @mrjimbob.bsky.social ✅

Following the release of two albums last month, Automatic and Stick, @mrjimbob.bsky.social isn't resting on his laurels as he posts a new track Not Your President Not My King inspired by the recent Windsor Castle Trump Banquet... www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKC_...

Why hasn’t anyone written a song about the Windsor Castle Trump Banquet? They have. Me. Brand new song. ‘Not Your President Not My King’. Watch, share, like, or cancel me. (Contains swear words) Full video here. youtu.be/JKC_9v6y7-U

Catching a cold from a queen. open.substack.com/pub/mrjimbob...

Thank you for getting the 2026 tour off to such a great start. Your support is never not appreciated. x www.seetickets.com/tour/jim-bob

MARCH 2026 TOUR. ON SALE NOW! Me and my full and amazing band performing songs from Automatic and Stick, plus other solo favourites and a shedload of Carter bangers. Officially THE best time ever. Some of these shows are expected to sell out quickly. Good luck www.seetickets.com/tour/jim-bob

Do your worst

It's incredible how close the Red Arrows fly together, must take nerves of steel

Not a distraction at all.

ANNOUNCEMENT. Next March I'm doing some live shows. Me and the band, performing songs from Automatic and Stick, plus other solo favourites, and of course, a shedload of Carter bangers. Tickets go on sale on FRIDAY at 9am from seetickets. www.seetickets.com/search?q=Jim...

As #totp gets rudely interrupted by the Proms, why not put this excellent song on loop to fill the gap inatead. I done the video

One of the new Jim Bob collections for summer 2025. Contains the wonderful, and slightly depressing, Frank Bought A Drone. Not likely to be taken up by any ad agency anytime soon. But it sounds great on the radio round here. buff.ly/jQjwN0t

Onwards.

Everyone’s getting in on the Art craze today.

I lost track of how many references and in jokes I squeezed in. Plus all the redrawing of actual art works was fun

Did you see this this morning? Please share it around, for the love of Art, you can even learn things at the end!

Friday print sale. All 8x6, fiver each Bill&Ted, Beatles, Marenghi OurFlag, Oddbods, Bottom BTTF, Asterix, Lebowski. Only a couple of each, DM me.

Great video for a great song off a great album (or two).