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Ah yes, the three relationship statuses

Actual scenes at Farage's local chippy

My mate @lemonypiles.bsky.social reckoned Barbara Fishfingers sounded like one of Bob Mortimer's cat names - so I drew it

"I'd leave it a minute Nigel..."

Farage wanting to kick people out of the country because they migrated here made me angry and made me think about which best of British people and things wouldn't have happened were it not for the brilliance of immigration to the UK.

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Just @ me next time😒

Colin's still waiting for The Rapture...

I only just heard about the Rapture! It was supposed to have happened yesterday? Maybe we're all in Hell but we don't realise!?! (it'll explain a LOT!)

All these people with their ‘we never used to hear about autistic people’ - nobody talked about fucking Pluto before 1930 either.

The frequently brilliant Morten Morland

'Thought & Prayers' - a country where any old nutter can get a gun, what could POSSIBLY go wrong... I drew this after the Charlie Kirk shooting, nothing changes

A Mighty Wind

7 identical black & white cats from my dream last night

“Okra’s a funny vegetable” - Iggy on 6 Music - I’m in COMPLETE agreement!

Snout inspection time everybody!

For #TalkLikeAPirate day an illustration I did for 'My Dad's A Pirate' by Jack Wheeler for 'Sky Surfing: Excellent Adventures in a Poetry Balloon' compiled by Jonathan Humble all proceeds going to @jarproject.bsky.social www.jarproject.org/news/2025/sk...

Happy #TalkLikeAPirate day Why are pirates called pirates? Because they AAAAAAAAARRRRR!

I drew this after the queen died but it seems to fit for the current US post Charlie Kirk. It’s not difficult to believe that shooting anyone for their views is abominable, at the same time as thinking the guy was a bit of a berk* (*in the cockney sense)

As suggested by @mrjamesob.bsky.social this morning "we have the BEST authoritanarianism" #JudgeTrump

Bat joke. Joke stolen - I realised the previous version was generative AI so I drew it myself, not sharing that sort of slop! I have (some) standards!

A very small selection of the books I’ve illustrated over the years - very privileged to have worked with some great people! #illustration #stevemaythe1st #childrensbookillustration #childrensbooks You can see more on my agent Arena's site www.arenaillustration.com/artists/stev...

Cardboard Monster! I often draw little snippets of stories & see what comes out. This came out. #comicstrip #sketchbook #stevemaythe1st

I am supposed to be writing this afternoon... ...meanwhile here's my procrastination sketchbook

Current mood...

Keir Starmer's greenhouse was completely filled with pies. He went to tend his seedlings and imagine his surprise? On the left was pasties, the right were steak and ale, but mostly there were porkies, which turn poor Keir quite pale! (my mate Dylan done another poem so I drew it)

Magnificent reverent commentary from @mrjamesob.bsky.social on the Trump visit just now!

I watched Human Traffic again last night which features rather a lot of illicit substance use, any coincidence that my dream featured an inebriated man suddenly realising he'd hired some male prostitutes dressed as the flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz the night before?

#punkfish Sid Fishes Sorry… (not sorry)

Happy heavenly birthday to the BEST Batman, Adam West!

@brianbilston.bsky.social good to follow you over here away from the taint of Musk!

A portion of my dream involved a Dr Who-esque scenario of a fairly unrealistic creature who controlled a factory full of hypnotised people forced to make different cakes. The creature (part Yeti part Mandrel for you Who-nerds) demanded to eat a purple cake.

Anyway, here's a beautiful rainbow over Hastings on Saturday, & breathe...

What about the Nigel Farage that would ‘be forced to don khaki, pick up a rifle and hit the frontline’ if Brexit wasn't delivered? It all gets fucking confusing doesn't it.

How was YOUR Monday? ('Flat Cat' pen, ink, wash on A6 300 gsm watercolour paper £40.00 plus postage)

Is Musk back on the old Delboy* again? *Ketamine = Only Fools & Horses

Journey to Pootopia - Poo Crew Adventures is now available in Danish!

Good to see Sir Keir Starmer adding full-throated criticism of Elon Musk's deliberately inciteful comments on Saturday... Sir Keir?

I had a fantastic weekend at the Hastings Book Festival on Saturday, I did some live drawing, illustration chat & conducted draw-alongs for the kids (& their grown ups) Thanks to everyone who made me so welcome! tinyurl.com/2bf5aaw5 #HastingsBookFestival

Billionaire South African white supremacist living in the US says there's too much foreign influence in the UK... Irony is truly the element between Manganesey & Cobalty on the periodic table! Elon's on the old Delboy* again? *Ketamine = Only Fools & Horses

During a particularly active night for my subconscious I woke up because my hand was in a toothless leopard’s mouth & upon going back to sleep some rotter broke the headstock off my Fender Jazzmaster & I was very upset!

Sad loss, Jock came to a couple of our recent gigs & was a lovely man

My dream was mainly set at a party in a really squalid shared house - I remember a huge man with long hair & massive hands playing a powder blue Telecaster bass guitar

This is TODAY! This is TODAY! I’m in Hastings Library at midday with live drawing, illustration chat, draw-alongs & some terrible jokes! Come on down!

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