I've been thinking about it and it would actually rock to be the remote operator of one of those AI robots in a millionaire's house how do I get this job?

I did not finish sewing my new shirt today

He stole my rib knit cuffs

2026

ok yes I got married this year and it was beautiful but other than that, fuck 2025 this year was a real bitch

Getting a drivers license is so weird… for 35 years every time I have gotten in a car it has been because I've asked something of someone else. So now that I can just go do that it still feels like I'm imposing on someone, it's gonna take a while to shake the feeling of needing permission

Finally noticing that there's 14% daily fiber in this protein powder I got puts a lot of things in perspective…

Did everyone like my spiders posting

Does anyone remember that browser extension that would highlight every triangle shape on screen and overlay the eye of providence and then play the beginning of the xfiles theme? It would eventually crash everything

There’s a really complex multi-spider web in my basement and idk what kinda spider they are, but they’re fat enough that I can see them scuttle into their funnels when I turn on the light

we are upset

I'm so scared of my serger and idk why lmao

the key to understanding Rockwell's Ourve is to remember he was an illustrator. Many of his most reproduced paintings were advertisements and magazine covers, so you can't fall into the trap of viewing them as depictions of pure reality. They're to sell the Saturday Evening Post, or cokey cola

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I wanna go on an artist retreat

i only have sunday guaranteed for ANE so i'd love to take some comms for pickup. (still planning to try for the raffle friday and saturday, if i get them i'll do at-con) these badges would be $40 for pickup, and other commission types are also $10 off: gaocotton.neocities.org/commission

john waters' 1995 christmas card with steve buscemi as him

you’re so right, comic from 1925

[sniffing] [SNFFING]

Either a good malt vinegar or an aioli. Is Aioli still popular all over the us? Like ten or fifteen years ago it was the trendiest condiment.

Used a can of condensed beef consommé to make Swedish meatballs tonite and im kinda boggled nobody told me to keep this in my pantry before

Got to the xfiles episode that I think is about an alien that makes you so ashy you die

also I know this is a Twitter link to a ye update but this fucking killed me and I need to share it x.com/sumiaou/stat...

The pain of Alex Jones getting Angel In Clouds before me is tempered only by the way his slimming filter kept glitching out zimomo's fur so now I know he's hiding a wattle

sweets

Turns out I’ve been breathing filtered spider air for a while that spider was living in a wind palace

I saw the hand wringing for Bardot and then looked her up and i guess she spent the last 30 years getting repeatedly charged and convicted of inciting racial violence, which I would have not known from anyone posting about "her later years"

My least woke opinion is that I'm a sleepy little guy :3c

It's time to replace the filter in my bedroom air purifier and I was confused cuz I swore I bought two different color covers for it I did… the one on the filter isnt supposed to be grey 💀

Improv is a dark esoteric power that only a certain few can steer

one thing Grok has taught all of us is that Elon doesn't know how an LLM works

wtf no what did they do to her omg

Big guy Big big guy

Everyone in bikini bottom is so textural these days

Did you know? Any movie can be on demand with a little determination

Non Americans keep posting about our shitty administration like they're joss whedon telling me the good news about Jesus Bitch I know things are bad, go away

Ok I gotta get back in the car but… ah

Figures that the day I get my license it snows, but I must get used to this now I guess

It's out

Pear tart

well, I guess this is where we're at now

A license means I can book myself a spot in the fuckin 2 hour mineral bath & cold plunge zone aaah

I did it!!!! I can drive!!

Ok uhhh… not feeling the most ready for this driving test but sometimes we ain't got a choice ;-;

james cameron every few years