big news: I snuck in the cat flap at BU please come to mice this year

Ugh president even weirder and grosser again

scroll down to "show more replies" at the bottom of this post if you can't see the rest of this thread, for some reason it got automodded to be hidden You really need to be aware of this if traveling to Rosemont

Oh hey

Ough I've never seen much of the sopranos before and so far Tony's mom sure reminds me of my own grandma

Aight y'all. I'm ready to admit I'm in need of some help. www.gofundme.com/f/SolSupport Thank you for any of your time.

I'm alive I'm just emailing

god i love to see people make zines it's truly the best. non artists and artists alike i love to see your zines

Waaah!!!!

I failed my drivers lol

Lady at the DMV calling me young man even tho i have grey hairs >_>

OHO. BIRD ART, YOU SAY?? i don't even know where to begin #art #🪶

i’m ready for something different than whatever the fuck this is

Told myself not to eat any gummy worms yesterday because I was full and there would be more in the candy bucket tomorrow, it’d be more fun then but now there aren’t any worms left. ._.

Driving test tomorrow >< aaaaa

watching a youtuber's absolutely insane dress project get derailed by her cat peeing on it

I wish Peels was a real animal I could have

Hey everyone: Stickerapp is having their annual Black Friday sale right now until the 10th, check your email (the emails don't come to my inbox anymore so I almost missed it 🙃)

I'm at savers and some guy must've entered his normal arc to give this up

I'm watching fortress dragon and in the first five minutes twin girls with dyed hair and a pet lizard bully the main male lead into doing their homework by stuffing his shirt like boobs and shoving markers in his hair like curlers. Then when hes moping his nice gal pal does a bunch of cool flips.

I'm working on several deadlines rn and need to stay off this website but I need y'all to know that there's so many cool sewing notions out there and if I had more spending money I'd have all of them

It's fall

i ❤️ kakapos

Did you know? there could be 100 different cows in a pound of ground beef

Someone is pretending he doesn't want to get on the table to sniff my amazing mannequin head that I made out of garbage

RFK ran to get his hunting knife

while its topical, if anyone has questions about glp-1's AMA my main takeaway rn is Do Not Eat Hotdogs On A GLP-1. Don't Do It.

we don't need AI when irl is like this

I'm so glad Nancy Pelosi decided to retire, we need new people and nobody should be spending their advanced age clocking into the husband getting hit by hammers factory

If there was an award for losing garment rulers I would win it for sure

watching my pet Youtuber dig around in garbage cans

designing a character for a client :0 something like this

We're all having fun here but please don't forget Curtis sliwa staged a bunch of fake violent crimes in the 80's on subways to try to leverage his paramilitary group into becoming police he is A Freak

Trying out a lactose free whey protein for my breakfast smoothie and i gotta say… that lead filled vegan protein powder? Waaaaaay tastier. :(

Omg there's a budget

*several cats meowing in background* "Ay fuck you. congrats on chasing Cuomo to Florida. Don't let me catch you on the subway."

We’re saying Happy Holidays again, we’re taking the Christ out of Christmas. The war has resumed.

the timing makes it feel like Cheney was load bearing

Tomorrows headlines are going to be very silly

hee hee hoo hoo hours

I keep accidentally buying the mio energy squeezes instead of the mio hydrate and they actually have like a lot of caffeine in them fuck

The only thing scarier than a cold text from mom saying "friend has creative idea" is "friend has Graphic Novel Idea"

Gonna have to go on a little discovery quest to figure out where all these flies in the kitchen are coming from

He doesn't like people food but he loves to zone out on the shoe bench while people cook

Nani the fuck kore

i don't live in ny I'm in ma but this is a rare time of full ny support

did anyone get one more photo of mr. cheney before he passed. i imagine we would all appreciate one last dick pic