I have to assume they’re going after the brand Tylenol and not acetaminophen because Tylenol is easier to pronounce

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

the bottom line is the only thing that matters. When things like this come up again now we all see — mobilizing financially is the answer.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. This movie understood America so fucking well it’s insane

let’s gooooooo LA forever baby

So I see we’ve dropped “thank you for your attention on this matter”

I got to hold my new little nephew tonight and his toes are like TEENSY LADYBUGS and his little fingernails are like RAIN DROPS and we HAVE TO MAKE THE WORLD BETTER

I paraphrase @brocklesnitch.bsky.social but god I cannot believe these losers are in charge of me

Had a long dream that ended with me needing to give someone CPR for 30 minutes and I was tired and asked someone to take over and they were doing half little weak compressions so I took back over and said “no they have to be 2 inches deep!” so the repetition of Red Cross training def works guys

old twitter pal needs some help!!!

“Well then,” said Toad, “a little more sleep will not hurt me.”

If your kid gets chickenpox they could get gravely ill and possibly die. If your kid gets the measles they will get gravely ill and could possibly die. Anyone telling you not to inoculate your kids with the MMR or chickenpox vaccines does NOT have your child’s best interests in mind.

All’s I’m gonna say is I think you’re gonna wanna watch Stephen Colbert tonight.

he was literally just a guy

Private sector media companies can always fire talent, but the guilds need a better mechanism to deal with government pressure leading to 100s of ppl losing their jobs on Colbert and Kimmel's shows. It's been nearly 80 years since HUAC began and the gov't just showed they can still do it.

I'm pretty sure this justice department has made their stance on child exploitation very clear.

Has Zuckerberg ever held a leaf up to the sun to better see the intricacies of its structure? To compare its veins to our own?

the right is going to such desperate lengths to deny being scared of words

The following is a statement from the WGA on ABC’s decision to pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’

The Conservative project to control and operate the media as a way to eliminate even the most gentle of opposition ideas, using threats or lawsuits or just any molehill they can mountain-ize, is in full swing. We are careening toward a monopolitical media ecosystem.

I feel like with all we’ve read and heard that since they’re still not releasing the Epstein files they must include like some Most Dangerous Game shit. They were doing human hunting

interesting to me how forgettable Vance’s voice is. I heard a quote from him today and he really has no discernible qualities

thinking is a tankless job

starting to think credit cards were designed to be hard to pay off…… someone should look into this……

got my flu shot today and if you’re like damn….. I’m jealous……. You don’t have to be! You can get it too

For the record. My posts were not even about Kirk directly, but about America's apathy towards political violence, and the coddling of white male shooters and hate peddlers. I was fired because I mentioned race: white men and violence-- that was my "gross misconduct."

if you’ve ever been present for a human birth and thought “huh we should be forcing people to go through that” you are insane

i love love love that stephen colbert is winning all these emmys on cbs, the same network that cowardly canceled his show

I took what we in the biz call A Bigass Nap and just woke up to the news that Tramell won YAY

“The moment you stop seeing other people as human is the moment your soul is lost!” I yell in the general direction of the man who flips me off for daring to drive into ‘his’ lane; my windows rolled up and music blasting.

and on top of everything else I just saw a man walking one of those robot ‘dogs’ at the farmers market

oh I would love to keep politics out of it actually but unfortunately politics is it

every once in a while Wordle perfects making me feel like a real dunce. Ironically a five letter word

if we simply abolished private schools…… all the rich people would have to send their kids to public schools….. some would say a rising tide lifts all children

just saw a guy driving one handed and not doing a great job at that and when I pulled up fully next to him I saw it was because he was going to town picking his nose. Way up there. Honestly it was refreshing to see that instead of texting. vintage

companies that sell underwear should offer a sample pack with one of each cut/style so you can figure out which is best for you without having multiples if you end up not liking it

All my friends should be made to live walking distance from me. I don't care if this massively upends their lives

American olim who move to Israel for funsies are a small segment of the population. Most Jews in Israel are either refugees or the descendants of refugees from MENA/Europe who didn’t have other places to go. None of that excuses the violation of Palestinians. Hope this helps!

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

not to be dramatic but is there like a career option for the soft-hearted

I was feeling solitary and annoyed so I went for a lunch break walk and in the first two minutes I saw a corgi lie down and stop walking and his owner started laughing like aw buddy not again and we made eye contact and chuckled together. Two minutes in!! Good stuff

The shooter??? Was a right wing conservative religious white man???? are we sure??????

Each alleged mass shooter is even more On the Computer All the Time than the previous one. Probably nothing to worry about there

genuinely how soon before some AI candidate for office is unveiled

tracking my finances to the penny for this entire calendar year…. No one has access to my cards but me….. yet somehow all categories have overspending ……. a mystery for the ages

how many ages hence shall this our lofty scene be acted over in states unborn and accents yet unknown

political violence is also convincing the general public that vaccines are harmful. Resist that. Go get any vaccine available to you.