there is no night I’m more grateful for dual pane windows quite like the 4th

wow my air quality app is lit up like the 4th of July

Sorry to lib out but I guess my thought on the Fourth is that if it wasn’t possible for this country to really be an egalitarian multiracial democracy someday, the most disgusting people alive wouldn’t be trying so hard to foreclose that possibility

Nothing says #July4 like a big juicy slice of watermelon. An average watermelon weighs 15 - 20 pounds. Can you imagine harvesting them in a 100°+ Riverside County field like these workers who formed a human chain of picking and passing the watermelons to the trailer? #WeFeedYou

guys I love you I do but I need you to get so real about setting your ACs to 78. This is asked of Angelenos every single year when temps go up. 78 inside is perfectly fine if it keeps power grids stable for the rest of the city. Let’s pretend we’re a community for a few days

looking forward to a future Travis post with the caption “The Swift’s”

every time I read USMNT I think US Mutant Ninja Turtles and that won’t be changing anytime soon

It’s HOT! Don’t forget to unplug your local Data center to stay cool.

my 2nd grade teacher watched my show live stream then also went on my website and read my Abbott spec. Get on her level

people say I’m lucky to have grown up in LA then gone into the industry because my family is here etc but Hinge keeps telling me to “take another look” at a girl who had a murder mystery party for her 12th birthday where I mostly stood alone in a corner and that’s all I see when I scroll through

me putting on my suit for One Night Late

I’ve never seen something so not IATSE in my life. Also shitty choreo

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

I did it!!!! And I had so much fun. If you missed it you can actually still purchase a link to the live stream. It will still be active on YouTube for 6 more days then poof bye bye

i cannot imagine how fucking TIRED Kentaji Brown Jackson must be, and what it must take to continue, over and over, to write the law as it is and refuse to be cowed by these gaslighting, vile coworkers even when they vote together. awe-inspiring

Weird how this never applies to the Second Amendment.

AI Gene Wilder narrating the new wonka competition series?? Horrible sentence. All parts bad

It's just a sports ban. It's just a bathroom ban. It's just a healthcare for kids ban. It's just a military service ban. It's just a federal jobs ban. It's just a university housing ban. It's just a passport & visa ban. It's just one Constitutional right. It's just your status as free citizens.

It’s my birthday! I have three wishes! Subscribe to my newsletter! (Link in bio) Buy a ticket and come to my show TOMORROW at UCB! (Link in pinned post) And I’d also like a job

I am going to watch sheep detectives and by the end I will be turning 35. Pretty neat stuff

is my little late night show the only one in LA this week??? woweeee you should come to it

‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios

there are still some tickets left for my show in person and if you’re not around, there are live stream tickets avail!! You can watch the live stream for up to 7 days after the show at your leisure. Wow. Great deal. ucbcomedy.com/show/one-nig...

“How much is a magical world worth?” A beautiful thread about Cabo Verde, the Peace Corps, and the World Cup:

I love going to CVS and getting little to no help at the pharmacy consult, going to check out nail polish and finding it locked behind glass, then having to use self checkout while being filmed. Because for me CVS is all about the shopping experience

Now with AMY SILVERBERG doing some standup! Wow what a lineup. Get your ticket xoxo

I know this is not the biggest concern going these days, but it stresses me out that basically every artist/writer/critic is now expected to create their own tiny empire instead of getting paid by any existing entity to perform a job they've worked to get good at!!!!

We are outraged at today's Supreme Court ruling, allowing Monsanto and chemical companies to avoid responsibility that their labeling fails to warn people about critical harms. 1/2

gays are ancient, it's your bullshit that's new

there’s nothing like an oblivious man watching videos at full volume in an otherwise peaceful waiting room

once again I must ask the eternal question: why is everyone sooooo weird about Jews?

Pope said to buy tickets to my show ucbcomedy.com/show/one-nig...

Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through 6/26, enjoy free standard shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.

23-year-old Daniel Cressy just became the first person in Louisiana to be functionally cured of sickle cell disease through gene therapy www.fox8live.com/2026/06/23/n...

I wonder who I should vote for???? I’ll take a shit then look in the toilet. there I will find my answer

Hi is anyone in Brooklyn moving out of a(n) (2br) apartment they love? Or do they live in a building they love that has empty (2br) apartments in it? This is news that @maris.bsky.social and Maggie the Pug and I can use!

ONE WEEK get your tix

get your ticketsssss in person or live stream! ucbcomedy.com/show/one-nig...

I bet this feels soooo good just screamin with the girlies

The contamination and pollution from the fire in Boyle Heights is much, much worse than Los Angeles political leaders are admitting to. This is a huge scandal. So many people are getting genuinely sick.

Happy Father's Day to Mulder & Scully's dad

I'm sharing this again, because once the fire in Boyle Heights is out we need to put massive public pressure on LA officials to investigate this company.

Angelenos still do not feel properly informed about the situation by officials (imagine how the tourists feel!) and I'm urging everyone to follow and support Boyle Heights Beat, who is putting out the best coverage with a newsroom that was built for this moment

Need to know why the FIFA Stella Artois commercial has the song cut for time down to “wise men say / falling in love with you” instead of the version that would make sense: “I can’t help / falling in love with you” — it’s so odd I need answers

TOMORROW! Livestream tickets are only $6, which is INSANELY cheap for LA comedy livestreams! You can watch it for up to a week afterwards. Would love to have ya check it out!

Treating your customers like a security threat is sooooo in right now

Hoppers really good!!! I just watched Hoppers

All he had to say was “this was my first feature film so I wasn’t aware of how things would shake out financially. Now I know that next time I could offer percentages to below the line workers too.”

what a fucking loserrrrrr oh my god

Hegseth proudly ended the flu vaccine requirement for the military. Following this idiocy, only 40% of new trainees got vaccinated. There’s now a flu outbreak at an AF facility. A new recruit has died, though it is not clear if it was from flu. Now, the flu vaccine is again required there.